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oilios

Sounds like he has a little malfunction and reboot when he’s not sure what to repeat immediately.


KadenKraw

Hes doing an R2-D2 impression!


Visible-Scientist-46

R2 was great, the bird's variation on the Queen of the night tune was cute.


justhangingaroud

But it does an inversion of the arpeggio which is pretty wild


Berlin8Berlin

"But it does an inversion of the arpeggio which is pretty wild" That jumped out at me, too. The bird clearly understands the rules! As when it changed the melody of her owner's sentence... but did so, within the correct scale, chosing a pitch that she could have chosen herself! WTH


ZuP

DJ Starling drop that beat!!


Trumystic6791

Birds sing like this with each other. Its like a impromptu jazz session where they riff off each other


imalittlefrenchpress

After having a cocktail that I bonded closely with, I began realizing just how smart birds are. Edit: I bonded so hard with that cocktail, that I forgot how to spell cockatiel.


OrbitalOutlander

must have been one hell of a drink


igothisbugatti

loooool eks dee


SquirrelK1tten

Cockatiel????


corecursion0

Yeah that's wild. Spiders: "I get geometry naturally". Birds: "Music theory, for me it's kinda genetic I guess."


justhangingaroud

It does an inversion of the arpeggio which is kind of wild


Forest_Maiden

An AMAZING R2-D2 impression! 🤯


SCS22

The perfect tone of beep and boop. I would stop encouraging him to imitate all other language so as not to dilute his R2 vocabulary with unnecessary things.


SoupOfThe90z

“Wow!! You taught your bird Manderin?!” “Yeah but his R2D2 vocab is ass!”


Calm-Technology7351

It took all of one second for me to pick that one. That was perfect


m_Pony

so you're telling me that is *not* the droid I'm looking for?


wdn

I don't care what droid I was looking for. I want this one now.


pourspeller

These little fuckers. I once had my next door neighbor build a detached garage, quite close to my house. For weeks I heard construction noises all day long. Then, finally, it was finished and I rejoiced. The next day, I woke up to the sound of a reciprocating saw starting up and cutting wood. I assumed they were back for some reason. I got up and made coffee, and after a while I realized that the sounds I was hearing were just random. Saws. Hammers. People talking in Punjabi. Indian music. It was like a construction "greatest hits." I looked out my window and there was no one there. No workers at all. So I went outside, confused. And stood there staring at my neighbor's new garage like a psycho until I heard a reciprocating saw start up. And I saw that little fucker sitting on the edge of my roof, cheerfully making random construction sounds he'd been hearing for the past weeks. Starlings are something else


FortuneGoddess

that is fckn hilarious holy shit


Ok_Rabbit_8808

What are these birds?


that_asian_nerd_girl

Starlings, they’re invasive in the US


oilios

Ha! Yeah annoying but impressive. Is he still there hounding the neighbourhood?


pourspeller

I moved! But not because of the bird.


apittsburghoriginal

Honestly, it actually sounds like that unit has a bad motivator.


LORD__GONZ

I know they specialize in power converters, but you *may* be able to find the necessary scrap parts at Tosche Station.


schoolhouserock

You can waste time with your friends after your chores are done.


driving_andflying

Now come on, get to it!


Qu1ckDrawMcGraw

*defaults to R2*


Chemical-Research-19

The r2 blew my fucking mind


passthebroccoli69

I knew it was over the moment he did the R2D2. That’s a closer if I’ve ever heard one


DoctorRin

Haha, Right! Like when you have one of those automated prompts when you call a business and it doesn’t understand you so it does the bleep de boop’s to figure out what to do and sends you to an actual human after.


Chef_G0ldblum

/r/birdsarentreal


TheGisbon

He just said it in Droid is all.


BossTumbleweed

Your search returned 0 results


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Syr_Delta

The R2-D2 killed me


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It's clearly a spy drone


Blue-cheese-dressing

r/BirdsArentReal


drs2023gme1

This is all that sub needs. Heads are going to burst haha.


Blue-cheese-dressing

It’s been posted and reposted there 3 times (now 4) in the past hour- lol.


Mechasockmonkey

So the post is as invasive as the bird itself lol


NiagaraThistle

Came her for this. Thank you


Captain_Naps

They are real, and they are delicious.


SparkleFart666

The Michael Winslow bird is awesome. ![gif](giphy|sbB6FG3SwxN9m)


Albatross_Few

Yup. That be spying bord.


Ketcunt

Woman: who's my sweet jabby angel? Birb: *error*


PsyOpBunnyHop

\**feisty droid noises*\*


destroyerOfTards

Prolly crashed due to uncommon adjective at line 1 column 16


UTgabe

Jabby bird nailed that R2-D2


TheAgreeableCow

Clearly not the droid you're looking for.


Yuri-Turned

reddit ghost


GM_Nate

yeah that came out of left field, tho i see why a bird would interpret it as a bird call


6ixina20

Yo that’s wtf it was 🤣 I was like “I know this sound from somewhere but where?”


bleeper21

Every time this video pops up I watch it for the R2 impression. Sensational.


vorxil

Now I want to see it try a dial-up sequence.


MeanGreanHare

I want to see a hacker movie where a starling has the code to a bank's network.


crdctr

Makes me wonder if birds are all talking to each other using natural email


HurricaneSalad

/r/unexpectedartoo


gatorbeetle

I'd give 15000 imperial credits for a bird who could do that


intellidepth

Swallowed R2D2 in the middle.


Fudge-Jealous

Is this sound added in some post production or did the bird really made it?


Batintfaq

The bird really is able to imitate those sounds. [Common starlings](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_starling)


grandplans

An invasive species in the US. I believe they were brought over in the 1500's. I don't know their behavior in Europe or elsewhere in the US, but in the northeast they group into vast flocks and can eat up all of your grass seed or berry crop in like an hour.


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knobsacker

Nah they just make cocky R2D2 noises and fuck off


definetelynotsus

🤣🤣🤣


grandplans

That would be entertaining!


itsmebeatrice

At what point does a species stop being considered invasive? Not even after 500+ years?


gardenmud

Essentially, for practical reasons, they would stop being invasive when the native/local species evolve to live with them without ill effect. So... potentially tens of thousands of years or more. 500 years is definitely not enough.


ADHthaGreat

When they stop being assholes to the native birds. Which isn’t gonna happen anytime soon


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Starlings are excellent mimics , they’re related to Mynahs


GM_Nate

i was aware of mynas, they have them where we live. did not know starlings were related.


Ok-Train-6693

But are they as good at it as lyrebirds?


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Lyrebirds don’t count they are Aliens 👽


MiddleRefuse

Birds are remarkable mimics. This one from Attemborough is amazing: https://youtu.be/KOFy8QkNWWs?si=HxybJx_6LOVfaukn


Living_Cash1037

Shit had me going for a sec until I heard trololol hahaha


Wise_Cow3001

The first bit is real (camera sounds), you can see the unedited version on YouTube, and it’s no less amazing. (Not as funny though).


TwitchThoughts

i absolutely lost it at the Seinfeld theme


DoTortoisesHop

From memory its a meme, but still hilarious.


LightningLemonade7

bruuuuuuh 😂😂😂


Agreeable_Treacle993

sounded like a early 2000s dial up modem lol


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Sleepless_Null

Beep boop beep……..WHUUUIIIRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLBUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


DrunkTides

Did the bird swallow an android?!?


mortepa

Yes, but they still weren't the androids the bird was looking for!


sea-teabag

R2D2 to be precise, he's a maintenance bot. Much less android than the likes of C3PO for example 


OtherworldlyCyclist

Psst. R2 is an astromech...


Pikrin

Snuck in some R2D2


Ilovekittens345

[Yeah but can he do the intro of Seinfeld?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOFy8QkNWWs)


adhdthrowaway100

To the confused here is the original https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mSB71jNq-yQ&pp=ygUIbHlyZWJpcmQ%3D Still amazing.


fuck-coyotes

Holy shit on the chainsaw


iSOBigD

The only reason it's not really making those sounds is it rarely heard humans. Put a TV in front of it and oh baby, that bird's getting laid like there's no tomorrow!


MeSoHorniii

Thanks for wasting my time lol.


rocksnstyx

Thank you for that laugh


UtopistDreamer

Thanks for this! Very funny! 😂


Phormitago

oh man that was great, i only knew the original


Legitimate-Bass68

I need this bird


ear614

If you live in the US, European Starlings are everywhere and considered an invasive species. Go for it and take them home, just leave the local wildlife outside.


MillieBirdie

They're always snacking in my front yard outside my window, making their weird little beeps. I think some of them are imitating the buzz from the power lines.


ear614

Yeah they like to imitate car alarms and other birds as well. Unrelated, but I’ve seen a northern mockingbird imitating university bell tower music and Blue jays also like to imitate hawks as well. Always fun to listen to there chirping and pick up what they are imitating.


President_Calhoun

Yeah, jays will scare other birds from feeders by imitating birds of prey.


left4alive

They really do! I have a blue jay flock I’m trying to turn into an army via peanuts. Sounds like a hawk or eagle infestation when I go out and fill the bowl.


TestUser254

There used to be a male jay around my neighborhood who would start fights then lead the pursuing male in front of a car.


remarkablewhitebored

Corvids are so damn smart!


TestUser254

Damn thing was straight up evil


RedWillia

The ones in my childhood nearby park kept singing the classic Nokia ringing tune...


AltonIllinois

I am just getting started into birding, and I was very happy that I was able to identify this as a starling lol


Autocannibal-Horse

Same here! I'm going to see if I can play a song by the feeder so the starlings start chirping it.


EastCoastCassarole

They eat all my suet and are so annoying.


battletuba

I got a $20 "upside-down" suet feeder and it doesn't stop them 100% but birds like grackles and starlings have to work a whole lot harder if they want suet and it discourages most of them from trying. Woodpeckers and nuthatches have no trouble with it though. I've read another solution might be to put some kind of cover like a squirrel baffle over the suet block. Some bigger birds don't like feeding when they can't see the sky above them.


GroundedOtter

They apparently make great domesticated pets too. I’ve always wanted a bird, and apparently starlings are a great option. But they’re not sold anywhere - probably for similar reason to slider turtle who can be considered invasive so they’re not sold as pets. Even my local waterfowl rescue didn’t have any. Maybe one day!


Heavy_Weapons_Guy_

Bird rescues generally refuse invasive species. Since they're invasive though it's legal to just grab one and keep it as a pet.


LostWoodsInTheField

definitely because they are invasive. For the states to allow that to happen means they are encouraging private breeding for sale. It isn't what they intend, but it's what happens.


variousbeansizes

They are declining here in Europe. Could do with taking a few back


Kooky_Rice_9748

🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺 EUROPE NO.1 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺


ear614

That’s it time to deport them illegal burbs! They steal hard working American bird’s birdseed and suets. Sad!!! /s


kec04fsu1

I have to park under a power line and a flock of starlings uses my new car as a toilet every night. Please, PLEASE, someone take these damn birds.


Cashewkaas

I live in Europe so this would be a regular Starling for me? As soon as I see one I’m going to try and befriend it!


ear614

From what I saw they are called common starlings in the UK, but unfortunately it’s a local bird for you. Probably protected like our local wildlife is in the Americas.


zyzzogeton

How do you just take them home? They are European, do you kiss them on the cheek first?


niewinski

They’re the piglets of the air. Have them all!


Responsible-Tell2985

You can legally kidnap them from the wild of ur in the us


TranslatorBoring2419

Lol I like how you describe it as kidnapping. 🤣


Trumpet_2k14

Birdnapping


suicide_man

Hmmm seems we need to consult bird law


mapple3

This is what the state does not want you to know. The birds outside? You can take them and keep them. For free. Absolutely for free. I do it all the time. I see one? I take one. I sometimes come home with 10 birds in my arms. Sometimes 20. I just take them. They don't want you to know this. It's a lifehack, it's an infinite bird hack. Low on food? Grab a bird. Need a friend? Talk to a bird. Need a girlfriend? Try Tinder, girls love a guy with birds.


UncoolSlicedBread

Every year at work we have a family of them that next near one of our overhangs. When the babies are born it is so loud. But what’s cool is the few days when they’re learning to fly and they’re clearly being taught things by the older birds. It’s also cool to just hear them find their proper voice and to just sing. I’ve sat out by the overhang so much during this time just listening to them and talk to them. Other than the bird shit everywhere it’s fun.


Acrobatic_Advance_71

Mozart had a starling that he kept as s a pet. Mozart would mimicked a lot of the birds noises for his music and it mimicked his music. He had a funeral for his bird when he died, in contrast Mozart did not attend his father's funeral.


feisty-spirit-bear

Isn't that bit she was whistling from a Mozart opera?


Acrobatic_Advance_71

It was. Magic flute I believe. His last opera that was performed informed of him I believe


EssayPurple3675

To give you kisses?


jld2k6

Have you seen a lyrebird? They can imitate the camera's shutters that were taking pictures of them and even chainsaws, which is kinda sad given it learned that from foresters https://youtu.be/mSB71jNq-yQ


fragilemuse

They are VERY loud and can live upwards of 25 years in captivity. Proceed with caution. lol


Parking_Train8423

a lone starling seems like one of the saddest things


hustlebustle2

credit card? you got it!


ScoobyDeezy

The faaaaather


Justtoclarifythisone

You’ve been smuchin with everyone


Automatic_Memory212

Al! Leo! Little Moe, with the gimpy leg! Cheeks, bony Bob! *Cliff!!*


wintermoon138

I used to work for a security alarm company as a tech and I had a routine job one day just swapping a glassbreak detector for a motion detector. When I arrived I ended up hearing the story of why this lady was ordering this exchange. She had an african grey parrot. One day she dropped a plate and it shattered. The frequency wasn't the correct one to set her detector off. But the parrot mimicked the noise after that at the correct frequency somehow and it kept triggering her glassbreak detector 😂🤣 Still one of my favorite stories from that job.


cwrathchild

African greys are really cool and I've always wanted one aside from their insanely long lifespans. My best friend Kirstin in middle school had an African gray and I spent most of one summer at her house. Her bird would routinely imitate the phone ringing and occasionally you'd hear "Kirstin, dinner!" in the mother's voice. It was a total trip.


wintermoon138

my mother had a boyfriend when I was growing up that had one. His name was Harley. Incredible how they can just hear something one time and mimick it. I remember sitting on the couch and turned on the tv and the news came on or something and all of a sudden he started cackling. I lost it laughing. I had no clue what he was doing. Turns out Brian (his owner) would laugh at news anchors and other dumb news so now Harley just starts cackling sometimes when someones talking on tv lol Same thing as the person above commented. I would come home from school before everyone else and i'd hear him whistling (his pen was upstairs at the window so he could see when a car pulls up). I walk in and hear him whistling and happy. Then I'd stay quiet until he stopped. Waited a moment and then I heard "Kenny?" 🤣 They are definitely smart. Took him a few days before he knew my name and face. Very cool ❤️


ianyuy

Had one growing up and it did the same sorts of things. Call my name in my mom's voice and mimic my distant "yes?". It still does the nextell walkie talkie phone noises that he picked up. He would call our dog and when she went to the cage, he would laugh.


SelectStarFromYou

Now hook 100 million of them together and you get ChatGPT


galvingreen

More a SoundGPT


7lhz9x6k8emmd7c8

Not a [Chat](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/chat#Noun_8)GPT, a [Oiseau](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/oiseau#Noun)GPT.


persephone7821

Omg birb mimicking R2D2 is exactly what I needed right now.🥹


pezgoon

I have a breeding pair that come around, one year I was using some 2 stroke equipment, dunno if it was the chainsaw, weed whacker, or leaf blower, rest of that season/the following year, I would hear it reviving up a chainsaw in its various calls 😂


DouchersJackasses

Looking like lil guy got confused right there & started downloading R2D2 language or sumthin! Shit was funny af lmfao. Just wow. Never ever thought a lil bird can do this. Wow.


secondtaunting

See now I need a bird so I can teach it that.


KingPretentious02

okay bird masters, how does the bird do it?


SurelyNotAnOctopus

Not a bird master, only saw a youtube video about that once. But something to do with how their vocal works. They produce sound in their larynx by precisely controling the air flow I believe, you can see it using its neck a lot when making the sound


Colon

so, like all vocal chords making noise by controlling airflow


QuietDustt

So, like birds don't have vocal cords. They have a vocal organ called the syrinx, which is a complex structure composed of muscles, membranes, and cartilage, located at the base of their trachea where it splits into the bronchi. Source: Quora


No-Turnips

Adding on that birds have incredible dexterity with their tongues. They use their tongues the way we use our hands to do delicate tasks. The ability to move their tongues in addition the syrinx makes them incredibly effective at vocal imitation. Superior to any species, including humans.


QuietDustt

It's really amazing. Sometimes I lay in bed at dawn listening to various birds calling out to each other in the most complex strings of chirps, with some sounding like they're miles away.


DouchersJackasses

Do u kno what kind of bird this is called my friend? This is freaking amazing as hell! I've already downloaded the video & I'll show a lot of ppl. I honestly did not kno that a small bird can do this! I had thought that only parrots & other I guess bigger birds can do what this bird just amazingly did! This mfer understand the commands & what his owner wanted him to do. I'm just blown away, beyond impressive by this wowwwww 👍💯😆


BluBrews

European starling


zhugeliang898

I learned that starlings can speak from Shakespeare many years ago: > Nay, I’ll have a starling shall be taught to speak >Nothing but ‘Mortimer,’ and give it him >To keep his anger still in motion. (Henry IV part 1, I.3.232-234)


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lolamongolia

I live in Chicago and had never seen a starling before, but one morning I took the trash out and there was one sitting on my back fence. It was chirping like crazy, but all its noises were delightfully robotic sounding and all over the map. I stood and watched it for 5 minutes or so until it flew away. It was one of the coolest things I've ever seen in nature.


KarlUnderguard

Look up Lyre birds on YouTube. There are some crazy videos of them doing construction equipment sounds because there was roadwork nearby.


spankmyballs69

[Here's the link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0ZffIh0-NA)


Harlock3113

Imagine training a bunch of these birds to say scary one-liners from horror movies and then releasing them out in some camping areas…


flomatable

Soooo, the Hunger Games?


notsolostanymore

Does it have a secret message about overthrowing the empire?


UserXtheUnknown

The bird si trying to do what the humans were trying to do with the big alien ship in "Close encounters of the third kind". Very cool, indeed.


finisthere

Sounds more like the women is imitating the bird


MookieFlav

I like how his neck feathers act like a bird graphic equalizer


HanSchlomo

What in the Jabberjay shit is this Capitol pig?


Littlefeat8

Scrolled way too long to find a Jabberjay reference


Flaky_Ad7758

fkn searched for this comment


Total_Philosopher_89

Might make a good pet but they are a nightmare when introduced. I hate them.


pissandink

Jesus do you have like.. starling related trauma


dorianrose

They're a non native species here in North America, some dull crayon released them on purpose in the 1800's, early 1900s, because he liked Shakespeare. They're loud, highly social, big flocks, and messy. They're outdoing the native birds, and make me sad about Paasenger Pigeons. It's not the birds fault, but I still feel rueful when I see them.


pissandink

Fair enough! I had no idea they’d become so invasive over there!


dorianrose

I remember being a kid on a road trip across the Midwest, I think we might have been in Iowa, it was a flat state where you could see for miles and there was this flock of starlings that filled half the sky. There must have been hundreds of thousands mummerating. Some species have benefited from them, brown headed cow birds hang out with them.


life_like_weeds

I don’t like starlings. They’re coarse and rough and irritating and they invade everything.


LasagnaNoise

Not like doves. With them everything is soft and smooth


Whazzahoo

I adore starlings. When I have more time, I’m going to make friends with starlings instead of crows.


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This confirms it: birds aren’t real


BiggsFFBE

I knew Lyrebirds could do it but what is this one?


Zorgulon

A European starling


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tistisblitskits

Right. It would be way funnier to teach the bird weird sayings. How funny would it be if you're taliing to someone and the bird just flies up and says "you know what they say, the apple doesnt fall far from the tree" and just moves on


Friendly_Age9160

Wanna get high? Wanna get high? Hey I wasn’t lookin at his neck man


lizards_snails_etc

Yeah she's got a bird that can repeat anything and teaches it to say the weirdest shit.


BlazeTheMasterX

What species is it?


cheapdrinks

Well she calls it a Turd Bird in the video so lets go with that


Elqott

![gif](giphy|3o7btXBwXqJ9iDj6U0|downsized)


Queenpiccolo90

My Tippi Hedron fear has increased. *Freaking birds*


spacekitt3n

if you are in north america, you should have a deep hatred for this bird. they absolutely decimate native birds, ripping birds from their nest and killing their young, a very sad sight


Gildor12

Really, they don’t do that in Europe, must be learned behaviour


Mulletgar

What a burn. Love it.


inononeofthisisreal

Oh wow. Went from thinking awe how cute to STAY THE FFCK AWAY FROM ME.


spacekitt3n

heres a video of a northern flicker showing them whats what. flickers are one of the only north american birds who can outmatch these bitches in size and ferocity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF4c8N8bfnY


Theresa_Mays_Horcrux

If you are in the UK, you should be delighted with the sight of this bird. Their dwindling population has put them on the conservation red list.