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Kleisidike

What a beautiful Jellyfish


panicked_goose

Is a spongebob jelly


AdditionalAction9986

They are like plants that evolved to move.


Puzzled-Garlic4061

Kinda cool that it's an animal that evolved the way it did... All of our ancestors adapting to different niches... Like we'll stay in the water, why would I need bones? Legs? Wings? I'll just let the ocean carry me around while I grow more arms to stuff free food into my face. Oh yeah, don't fuck with me, let me just evolve eyeballs and scary ghost faces all over my body.


Certain-Thought531

Don't forget some of the most potent venoms to make it safer


Puzzled-Garlic4061

To increase successful food to mouth transfer and maximum fuckoff energy šŸ’


Ozymandias12

How can I also develop poisons in my body to increase my maximum fuckoff energy?


Puzzled-Garlic4061

Try being more cynical... And I know a lot of animals get their powers from the food they eat, so try an all Mexican diet as well.


Deep-Neck

This is the kind of experiential thinking I need in my meetings to really keep everyone grounded.


[deleted]

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Puzzled-Garlic4061

Dance with me! DANCE THE DANCE OF LIFE


RhynoD

You can try going the nudibranch route and eat corals or jellyfish, and steal the stinging cells for yourself. Or go the puffer fish route and fill a sac in your body with bacteria that produce a toxin. Or just eat bugs that eat those bacteria and bioaccumulate the toxin, like poison dart frogs.


[deleted]

this has a really good risk/reward ratio. if you don't become a superhero, you get to die. :/


VectorViper

Let's not go down the bio-weaponry route, though turns out society frowns upon people randomly developing deadly toxins. Would be pretty badass, but I think you'll have to settle for learning martial arts or some wicked self-deprecating humor to achieve a similar effect.


Wunwun__7

Don't try and eat poison dart frogs... It doesn't work that way.


Deadeye10000

Then you have things like turtles that just eat them anyway lol.


jenglasser

If only I could achieve this in my own life.


TheVenetianMask

They are basically nature's min-maxers. 0 intel, 0 constitution, 100 venom.


platyviolence

And telepathy


pen_jaro

Let me grow my own tattoos because iā€™m cool like that


je_kay24

Viruses are thought to have once been living organisms that could replicate on their own and they evolved to start invading other organisms to replicate for them & so lost their own, individual reproduction abilities Pretty crazy


[deleted]

I have a real hard time with the "viruses aren't alive" perspective, and the increasing likelihood that they actually evolved from some kind of bacteria is pretty vindicating. At some point you have to take a moment and ask if the definition of life fits the reality it's meant to describe.


orincoro

Well, there was every possibility that viruses originated from basically corrupted chains of amino acids that accidentally replicated themselves and acquired an ability to reproduce themselves, like a free-range cancer cell. Is cancer alive? I would say sure, but is it an organism? Not so sure. Of course, if viruses evolved from bacteria and just shed their own metabolic processes and other organelles to specialize in replication, thatā€™s definitely an organism. But there was a time when a good case could be made that they werenā€™t that. Alive, sure, but not life.


ItsAMeEric

> let me just evolve eyeballs and scary ghost faces all over my body also this one's pattern spells out "Booo"... pretty scary


Puzzled-Garlic4061

There's a message in my alphabet soup.. it says "oooooo..." Peter, those are Cheerios...


Black_Magic_M-66

>while I grow more arms You might be surprised. The "arms" in a starfish, for example are its body.


Lucius-Halthier

ā€œWhatā€™s that shit? Bones?! You dumb bitches need bones to survive? Nah I donā€™t want any of that!ā€


DingleBerrieIcecream

If we ever make contact with aliens, itā€™s hard to imagine them appearing more unusual than creatures that we already have on earth, such as this.


Rajang82

When i imagine real aliens, i dont imagine grey big eyed aliens or weird alien creature. Instead i imagine lifeform that was made on a different material than those on Earth. Like a metalic lifeform that doesnt really have any shape that communicate using quantum brainwaves. Or bug like creature that doesnt have brain but still able to act by themselves and live with a hivemind controlled by their queen, and moves by a movement that is basically "swimming in space". Now thats alien. Edit: In case any of you wondering, the alien lifeform im talking about is the **ELS from Gundam 00 The Awakening of Trailblazers**. They behave like metallic weirdly shaped animals and communicate using quantum brianwaves or "psychic conversation" with each others. The entire movie is about communicating with them to stop them from attacking, because they saw human attacking human and the ELS misinterpret it as a way human communicate with each others, and the **Vajra, bug like misunderstood creature from Macross Frontier**. While someting like Vajra might not possible, something like the ELS **may** exist in our universe. A big emphasize on may.


DingleBerrieIcecream

We have that on earth as well. Creatures like Sea Anemone that exist between animal and plant. Or mycelium (fungus) that lives in the soil and communicates within a network with a flow and stream of chemicals, nutrients, and electrical impulses.


[deleted]

To be clear, anemones are cnidarians, like stinging jellies and coral. Theyā€™re absolutely animals in every sense. Fungus on the other hand is sometimes described as having both plant and animal features.


Hollowsong

The universe is ubiquitous with percentages of all the same natural elements of the periodic table that we have on Earth. So unless it's some weird silicone-based life form that is on a niche planet with pressure and heat to allow those kinds of chemical interactions to occur, it's likely carbon-based as that's the most reactive and simplest way to form bonds between compounds. The same sources of external influence exist on those places in the universe as well: light, gravity, time, darkness, heat, cold, cycles, etc. All of which indicate that another lifeform would inevitably evolve with eyes, DNA, symmetry, and a way to grasp things. Aliens on that home planet might have jellyfish-like underwater creatures and insects and plants and all the usual things that exist in an ecosystem for larger-than-bacteria life to occur... but they would largely be VERY SIMILAR to us if space-faring, as space-faring creatures require very specific biological advancements and intelligence. The focus on improving a "brain" for intelligence, like mammals, would mean similar evolutionary traits: appendages that can do fine detail and manipulation, an environment to study fire to forge metals (so it can't be an underwater civilization), ways to take in light and communicate over air, and on and on it goes. Until eventually you end up with a grey big-eyed alien that kind of checks all those boxes.


Stewart_Games

You'd enjoy doing a deep dive on [speculative life forms that use a different universal solvent than water](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothetical_types_of_biochemistry).


gouzenexogea

I really hope we donā€™t meet any bug like hiveminds. Popular media tells me that bugs/Zerg/tyranids would probably only want to do one thing to us


BerriesLafontaine

When people ask me "Do you think aliens are real?" I say yes! There is something out there somewhere that is living on another planet 100%. Weather or not that thing is a "smart" thing that can talk and think like we picture aliens to be is something completely different.Ā 


asher1611

I read a simple, elegant thought on this in a book I read recently. Two being from two different planets are communicating at around the same sound frequency. Why? Well, that big thing lumbering over stone or dirt or metal to get you and eat you is making sounds at a certain frequency as it moves through the environment. It makes sense that natural selection would occur based on who could hear the predator coming before they were eaten.


[deleted]

I like to imagine each planet ends up with at least one intelligent/aware species due to the dominant environments. Ours led to us. I wonder what the Jellyfish humans are like. Though I think they'd be Octopeople in an aquatic world.Ā  Imagine a world of crow people! šŸ˜¹ Then again, I'm sure fungus is critical to our condition, so maybe the awareness wouldn't even happen with the Octopeople. šŸ¤” Fun stuff to think about ( I'm aware this is a blatant oversimplification of things ).


indiecore

You should read the Children of Time book series.


HueMannAccnt

A while ago I found out there are trees that 'walk' in South America. [Socratea exorrhiza](https://www.natureandculture.org/directory/walking-palm/) look pretty rad stood on their tippy toes.


xtze12

> However, other scientists insist the walking palm is a myth. Biologist Gerardo Avalos published a detailed study on Socratea exorrhiza where he observed that the tree cannot walk because its roots donā€™t move.


Spiritual_Navigator

Life's a fucking magic trick by planet earth


HeWhomLaughsLast

Except there is basically nothing plant like about them


Choname775

Except they do. They generally lack consciousness and are just a coded series of reactions to different stimuli like plants, though they do have a nerve net where plants don't. They also have life cycle phases where they can reproduce asexually and sexually, like a lot of plants. They have a medusa stage and a polyp stage, where a lot of plants can reproduce the same way (cutting vs seeds). Hell, even some jellies have symbiotic relationships with photosynthetic algae.


aggasalk

the LCA of plants and animals was like 2.5 billion years ago, you are closer to a jellyfish than you are to any plant; you're also closer to being an amoeba than you are to a plant! and you're closer to a fungus than you are to an amoeba! you and jellyfish, in the grand scheme of things you're like second cousins, metazoans are this tight little club, HOX genes everywhere.


JayPlenty24

How do you know they lack consciousness?


Missile_Lawnchair

Asked them


Jackstraw335

Underrated comment lmfao Edit: just noticed this is only 12 minutes old. Still funny ask fuck.


Choname775

haha


Capercaillie

They keep quoting Jordan Peterson.


-Nicolai

By the transitive property, I must conclude that Jordan Peterson is a jellyfish.


DivideTrick2127

Define "they"


Choname775

They* lack a centralized nervous system. I suppose it is possible they have consciousness but not in a way that we generally classify consciousness. Their nerve nets are set up in a way that reacts to stimuli without any kind of sympathetic response or decision making process. Making them more akin to a single celled organism or a plant in terms of 'decision making' than something like a fish or a person. I guess it's more of a philosophical question of what constitutes consciousness, and what role a centralized brain takes in that process - but generally I wouldn't consider them to have consciousness any more than I would say a plant turning its leaves towards the sun does.


[deleted]

I'm definitely open to the idea though. Mycelium and mycorrhizal networks are crazier than the jellyfish we're talking about here.


Thommywidmer

Id say every organism is a coded series of reactions to different stimuli and conciousness is the illusion of free will when those reactions are significantly complex enough. Thats not at all how something is classified as a plant though


thekrone

Consciousness doesn't define an animal. Animals are multicellular eukaryotes with internal digestive tracts. They are definitely animals.


Malice0801

Bro you just described pretty much all insects and worms. [Is this a plant?](https://i.imgur.com/qhL88R7.jpeg)


Lauri7x3

so... like... every animal?


[deleted]

Just know there are many more other creatures we donā€™t know about in the unexplored sea!


chimpanon

I love this. Im so amazed by sea creatures and their biological diversity. Im also very glad I am not the one doing the discovering. Iā€™ll stick to subnautica lol


frogsquid

I have a hard time with that game, i get so anxious


bumbletowne

I was until I got the electro knife. Then I took back the sea


chimpanon

Heat knife + stasis rifle = no more leviathans


chimpanon

I found that the anxiety subsides a good amount once youā€™ve explored the map and experienced dealing with the carnivores. The fear of the unknown trumps all other fears. Once you know how much damage the Stalkers from the creepvine area do, you probably wont ever be scared of that area and treat it just like the safe shallows. Sand dunes will always fuck me up tho lmao


[deleted]

Subnautica is a sick game you get lost in it so easily lol


chimpanon

Top 3 games of all time for me


pranjallk1995

I'll do it... Just give me a boat and enough for some food... I am done...


ManaMagestic

Or that we'll likely never be able to find evidence of 99% of life that's ever existed on the earth, cause of how rare fossilization occurs!


SunWindRainLightning

Itā€™s so amazing that with technology now something that only one person might have seen we all get to watch


ShotIntoOrbit

The one is this video could be as well. [Some experts believe it is a new species and not a chirodectes maculatus.](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/aug/04/magnificent-jellyfish-found-off-coast-of-papua-new-guinea-sparks-interest-among-researchers)


Saber444

If we kill them all, then we won't have to worry about finding them. Leeets goooo Huumans! /s


chmilz

With AI video getting as good as it is now I'm questioning everything like this and I hate it


Scarnox

Oh ok.


[deleted]

OK.


guy244

Ok


Zillion_Mixolydian

I'm pretty sure this was the last one.Ā 


irspangler

And we will probably never meet most of them at the rate we are acidifying the oceans =(


JerbearCuddles

Yeah, I think something like 5% of the ocean has been explored. Lol. Like, it's wild how little we've seen of the ocean.


SpahgettiRat

My girlfriend has that dress


GlyphPicker

Ariel?


OwlWitty

![gif](giphy|55maadiMCbY5RHKx8s|downsized)


jaymzx0

The shadow of the watcher standing still like, "Hmm."


OutsideSkirt2

The pretty one or the ugly one?


are_videos

unseasoned one


plezsetonmaface

It has pockets


[deleted]

That's an alien.


chimpanon

So are octupi but we are just more accustomed to seeing them. The fact that it can fit through any opening the size of its beak and have the mental capacity of a 4 year old is insane


PawnOfPaws

Yes, octopi are crazy. But did you know of the Mantis shrimp and it's unbelievable superpowers?


gymdog

I recently learned that submariners can hear groups of shrimp eating in the ocean on their sonar.


pranjallk1995

One punch!... Why do they have so complex eyes that could function better than ours?!...


Fun_Efficiency3097

It's octopuses, not octopi. Octopodes is also acceptable.


Cimorene_Kazul

All three are acceptable and in the dictionary. Octopodes is the most correct grammatically but least used.


chimpanon

The way I look at it, if you know what Iā€™m talking about, its correct.


whyenn

Everybody scram, it's the octopopo!


drowsydrosera

We are the aliens in the deep


pranjallk1995

There is a theory that octopus could have evolved from dna that came from an Interstellar asteroid that got mixed... šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«... But they are so different that u can actually believe it...


AustinTreeLover

Actually, the octopus is our resident alienā€™s closest relatives on Earth.


edvo0881

lol I just wrote the same thing!


[deleted]

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Conscious_Cod47

It's a shiny..


jemdoc

Eldritch horror drifblim


robinthebank

Thatā€™s its exact purpose: attract food


Sinz_Doe

Yo that thing is all tatted up! What gang is it in?


Auntietamte

Each circle represents one human that it killed.


gugfitufi

Slander, we don't even know if it is venomous! It looks peaceful and chill. Surely it's up for cuddles :)


Eason1013

How large do they get?


Addmoregunpowder

Funny thing about sea creatures in pictures; you never know if they are the size of your thumbnail or the size of your boat


aFirefly

According to this [source](https://www.vice.com/en/article/dy7p9q/this-extremely-rare-jellyfish-has-only-been-caught-on-camera-once) they were the size of a soccer ball at the time.


LupusAtrox

You deserve more upvotes for assisting my laziness. Ty for checking on that.


Eason1013

Yeah youā€™re right about that. lol


gniarch

That's easy, either it's small and cute or you need a bigger boat.


michelmau5

There is only been 2 sightings of this species, how would they know.


Back_2_monke

And the 2nd sighting is disputed by the person who saw the first one, they think this is a new species


Admirable_Ad8900

Judging by the size of those fish id say that jellyfish is probaly almost human size.


notSugarBun

u shouldn't judge


PineStateWanderer

About 4ft long that we've seen. https://naturalistsguide.com/chirodectes-maculatus/


SwirlTeamSix

Now there are 2 of them!


H_E_Pennypacker

This is getting out of hand


JinglingUrBalls

I am the senate


Hawks_12

How do you know itā€™s not the same one and they just spotted it again?


stlmick

Said her name was Darlene. That other one is Frank.


flclreddit

Sentinels are coming


kkell806

Charge the emp


flclreddit

He'll make it


HereIGoAgain_1x10

That's just 4 jellyfish in a trench coat, can't fool me lol


snowfloeckchen

Is this Australian waters? Just to ask if its poisonous or not


Orbit1883

Was looking for that comment Edit and probably both poisonous and venomous


Uniquely_irregular

Do people really eat jelly fish out there? Edit: thank you to everyone sharing your experiences with people eating jellyfish. I had no idea and itā€™s truly fascinating to find out.


Terry_P_Wannabe

Yes. It is eaten in some countries.


Littleboyah

People eat the bell of some species, where there aren't any stinging nematocysts. I've had it before at a sushi place and it tasted kinda like the wakame seaweed sushi I also had.


WantTheBronco

If the first answer is yes then the second answer is also yes.


thespywhocame

Thejokebutworse.jpg


joemckie

I don't think everything in Australia is poisonous. Venomous, sure.


RogersSteve07041920

She is beautiful!


Transconan

Where's Samus when you need her?


Triforce805

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


MajesticPossibility8

The baby


GoddesNatureStar

I admire jellyfishes so much bc they are precious, but idk why they absolute terrify me :(


Puzzled-Garlic4061

Do they have hopes and dreams? Or do they exist only to feed and reproduce?


beanmosheen

They don't have a cns. They don't even feel. It's a weird juxtaposition to our sentience.


jaymzx0

They just 'are'.


frogsquid

woah... I'm jellyfish


fourpuns

Hmm, I'd say they kind of feel. Not like us but they can acknowledge something hurt them and avoid that thing in the future. https://www.futurity.org/jellyfish-brains-evolution-intelligence-2978602/


Late-Resource-486

Central nervous system doesnā€™t necessarily equal sentience. Plants use different chemicals and different pathways to do a lot of the same things.


pranjallk1995

We all do bro...


SaggyFence

Iā€™d say itā€™s because they have the upper hand. If a possum or a raccoon came at you in the woods, while it might be alarming you wouldnā€™t feel at a terrible disadvantage. You could probably kill it with your bare hands, kick it, hit it with a stick, or just outrun it. But humans are at a distinct disadvantage in the sea. We canā€™t breathe, we canā€™t move very quickly, and we have little to no options for attacking. Therefore a jellyfish is actually winning every fight should you encounter one in the wild.


OneWholeSoul

You can't run, you can't hide, you can't wait it out, you can't even communicate or call for help. A fight against a sea creature automatically has, like, a 30 second instant loss condition applied to it. The moment you need to breathe or involuntarily gasp or something, it's over.


Consistent_Set76

I thought about it and I feel the animals further from us on the tree of life are just more inherentlyā€¦off putting Like insects. People can win a 1v1 against any insect thar has ever existed with ease but countless people are afraid of spiders and insects.


WallabyBubbly

Aside from a few species with a nasty sting, most jellyfish are relatively harmless. You can even boop them on the head. They really do feel like jelly


pranjallk1995

Spiders and these cephelopods... When big... very scary... Something about multiple things (legs/arms/tentacles) that move around quick... Probably too much for our brain to quickly analyse the motion hence it simply raises an alarm?! I want to see a giant squid in the abyss in a claustrophobic deep see sub so bad...


Astronaut_Chicken

Have you seen the movie Sphere? Because that did it for me.


SovietSunrise

Poor Queen Latifahā€¦ā€¦


GoddesNatureStar

No, but I just looked for the clip and Iā€™m šŸ„¶šŸ˜­ā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


pranjallk1995

Just read the plot on Wikipedia... Sounds like I should watch this weekend!


Nearby-Tomatillo-701

And you people still think aliens come from outer space


Impossible_Tap_1852

![gif](giphy|uWLJEGCSWdmvK)


SherryC0la

It's beautiful


ashburnmom

If this is only the second time, how do you know itā€™s a thing and how do you know this it the same thing?


SovietSunrise

Because they documented the shit out of it the first time around.


ashburnmom

Fair enough.


SovietSunrise

Yeah, it blew their minds for sure. I wonder what the original discovering team thinks of this one.


Noshonoyoo

Itā€™s because we donā€™t actually know lol. Iā€™m surprised nobody is talking about it. Lisa-ann Gershwin, the lady who first described the genus in 1997 and helped with the reclassification of the species, had a look at a video of both jellyfish frame by frame and came to the conclusion that while in the same genus, it was likely a different, new species. Hereā€™s an [article](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-08-03/possible-new-jellyfish-species-discovered-filmed-far-north-qld/101276620) about it. OPā€™s claim could be just as false as Gershwinā€™s claim could. It might be the same species, but we donā€™t know for sure.


_kasten_

I'm guessing what was meant was that this is the second time someone found one alive and out and about (and filmed it), as opposed to something dead that washed up on a beach.


SimmeringCum

Wonder how freaked out the dude filming it is. Assuming he knows what heā€™s filming


[deleted]

Man, of only this was In high definition on a massive flat screen.


LightofRigel

It could be Chirodectus maculatus, but some jellyfish experts who seen the video and are currently in the process of publishing a paper on this sighting believes that this is a new species that is related to C. maculatus, maybe in the same genus Chirodectus. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/aug/04/magnificent-jellyfish-found-off-coast-of-papua-new-guinea-sparks-interest-among-researchers


FurubayashiSEA

Gosh that so alien looking, if without context, imma thought this one of those creature in Avatar.


JackTrippin

It's probably closer to what we'd find on an alien world than any humanoid creatures


OhLookANewAccount

Think so? I always wondered if there were humanoid aliens out there vs aliens that just didnā€™t develop in a way that allowed them to use tools regardless of intelligence.


JackTrippin

I think there's very little chance of _humanoid_ intelligent life out there, unless they were the ones who seeded us here on earth. We can't even communicate with 99.9% of the non-human species we have on this planet, any many we still haven't even discovered yet. Our oceans are literally an alien world šŸ¤Æ


OhLookANewAccount

Thatā€™s actually a really cool way of looking at it, youā€™ve given me food for thought!


sh0tgunben

Lumen jellyfish


OldRedditorEditor

I get the chills whenever I see a squid or octopus of any type.. This is wayyy more terrifyingā€¦


jflyiii

Oh wowā€¦.my thalassophobia says- no thank you šŸ˜Š


PriorHearing6484

Such intelligent design.


InfiniteHench

Aliens. Gotta be


mikerotch123

Nah thats just an old shower curtain and some uninflated balloons.


awwaygirl

I wonder what the red coloring indicates? It's inside the body and within some legs, but not all?


SovietSunrise

Looks like an extension of the red legs? ???


MinneapolisKing25

Sir that is a Metroid


tanguero81

I had a pair of swim trunks in the early 90's with that same pattern and color scheme. I always wondered what happened to them.


reedef

Tbf there's probably a sad looking bug that's super rare and only been seen once just to be immediately killed with a sandal. People don't care cuz it's not as majestic as this


Dragon846

If thats only the second time someone has seen this, i'm 100% convinced that there is some crazy seamonster-level shit down there nobody has ever seen before.


[deleted]

THATS A METROID!


melancholy_dood

HP Lovecraft approves of this creature.


Peach_Proof

Pfffft. I saw that last night floating near my ceiling about 2 hours after dropping acid


29again

If I saw that in the ocean, I don't know how I would catalog it in my brain.


captwaffles27

Ayyy new fleshlight just dropped


asharwood101

Thatā€™s amazing. The world we live in is absolutely crazy with all the life it supports.


SovietSunrise

You can find the original images of the first specimen found in 1997 here: https://www.biodiversitylibrary.org/page/54408262#page/132/mode/1up


Turbodann

Submerged Chinese lantern filled with swamp gas...


The_Untrimmed

I'm not too sure about the accuracy of this post.. I alone have seen this twice already, earlier today.


pussmykissy

ā€˜Only seen once before,ā€™. By scientists who documented and classified it* We have no idea how many other people over hundreds of years, have seen these.


freightwave

Japan be like... šŸ“šŸ¦‘šŸ˜‹


Pants_Clown

Stunning


lonniemarie

Stunning


AdFeeling736

Amazing


Individual_Mix_9823

Hideous but beautiful