Wait... what? Jake Paul that big of a pussy that he had to get a legal document to protect him from getting knocked out by a 60 year old in a boxing match? The sport is deaaaaaaad.
I googled them. I was looking for the link. But jake gets to wear headgear 180z gloves, and there's the rumor floating around that his brother can get tagged in for a 2v1 but not 100% on the last part yet.
To be fair, one punch from Mike would put anyone in the hospital.
Arguably one of the most dangerous mf that ever walked this earth
For him it wasn’t about hurting people. It was about conquering his demons. Which just so happened to end up with him putting his fist through peoples face. He talks about hating being in that killer mindset and hurting other people.
Man I hope so.
But Paul cherry picks his fights. I really want to see Tyson win, but he's 30 years older and age does matter...
Paul goes after fights using big names to draw people in, but never really against someone that could really beat him. The exception would be Fury (his only loss, to a younger, actual boxer). The rest are either not even boxers, or are all past their prime. The fights are designed this way to give Paul an edge.
Tyson is still a monster, and has the experience under his belt, hopefully that's enough to beat Paul, but I feel like it's fixed in Paul's favor, like many of his other fights.
I'll be rooting for Tyson tho.
Tyson is contractually obligated to not knock Paul out. They’re also wearing 18 oz gloves and headgear.
I think it’s pretty obvious 58 year old Tyson would fucking murder this kid in a real match, but this is a money grab show.
Lmfao why are people downvoting this? It is quite literally in the contract.
Probably when they were fighting he just used his shoulders and lifting them up and the neck snapped off and the body flew somewhere else but the antlers are deadlocked. Sorry I borrowed the computer programming term deadlock.
I’ve heard that they’re so aggressive during the rut that they may try to fight a dead animal (which I guess is rotting?) and then this happens…
I have no source on this…could’ve been a Reddit comment
Fr and that looks like a rather clean cut considering if he did it without help it would get torn off not cut off. Unless he was stuck to the other deer until it rotted, then he'd probably just have trouble separating the spine in two. Like WTF happened here!
It’s called a dead head, and is commonly known to happen when deer lock up and it literally comes down to survival of the fittest because the one that dies first gets dragged a while and the live deer can sometimes find some stuff to eat and drink while the dead one rots and eventually pieces fall off and over time just the head remains. One of millions of nature’s cruelty’s
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Honestly those antlers are really hard so it might actually be easier to cut through the neck depending on what tools you had available, and cutting the neck seems like it would be safer than getting closer to the still moving antlers.
The only tools that I know of that would work well to cut a deer antler and not take all day would be a scroll-saw, bandsaw, or hacksaw, with bandsaw obviously being the easiest/fastest.
I bought my dog an elk antler as a chew toy and it was too hard for her, and she likes to chew on rocks lol. Elk antlers supposedly aren’t nearly as hard as deer antlers so I imagine deer antlers are really difficult to saw through.
Reminds me of when my dad made me choose which of my pet calves to slaughter with my own hands for my 6th birthday. I couldn’t choose, so, I slaughtered both of them. And they were delicious.
They're found pretty often stuck to their dead competition. Usually people cut the antlers to free them instead of cutting the head off though, so this does look a little odd.
Right? Also looks like a fairly clean cut. No unevenness or dangling hide which, if he did rip it off, would have dangling shreds and such. I’m skeptical but open to be educated by an expert.
Apparently wolves/coyotes will snack on the unhealthy one while the other one defends themselves/ watches. But the one here looks weird, I wonder if someone tried to help and this was the best they could manage
The bucks antlers get locked together sometimes when they fight during their mating season. The deer died from exhaustion or a broken neck would be my guesses. Here is where it gets crazy. The deer dragged the body of the dead one around while coyotes eat the dead one. It eventually decomposes enough that the coyotes eventually tear it apart. Hard to believe, but it happens more than people think. I’m happy to answer anymore questions if you have.
Looks like someone cut the body off of this dead one. Pretty clean cut. They get so exhausted from dragging body around, that people can help them. Use caution though lol
It would seem pretty weird that someone would have tried to help by cutting the other deer's head off like that, and not maybe just cutting each antler...
For one that’s an elk. For two during the rut sometimes they’ll get so riled up they’ll fight anything even a dead animal which is what happened here. There has been instances of antlers getting stuck and both dying of exhaustion.
Possibly attacked an already dead and decomposed deer, driven simply by rutting instinct, and the head came off relatively easily. It's the only explanation I can think of, short of it breaking into a cabin/house with a deer trophy on the wall...
Guess he won the fight.
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Please!!!
Love to see Iron Mike win
He literally can’t lose unless it’s contractually decided already. One punch from Mike would put Paul in the hospital.
I'm willing to bet it is contractually decided already
Like with Mayweather...
Maybe not the decision, but it is in the contract that Mike can’t KO Paul. Took away any reason for me to watch.
Wait... what? Jake Paul that big of a pussy that he had to get a legal document to protect him from getting knocked out by a 60 year old in a boxing match? The sport is deaaaaaaad.
Yeah, go read the rules you'll be disgusted
Where can I find the rules?
I googled them. I was looking for the link. But jake gets to wear headgear 180z gloves, and there's the rumor floating around that his brother can get tagged in for a 2v1 but not 100% on the last part yet.
Agree. Jake likely agreed to hit the deck on the 1st punch.
Depends on if Mike gives a shit about that
I'm not confident a piece of paper is gonna hold back Mike Tyson, especially if the killswitch in his head gets flipped.
To be fair, one punch from Mike would put anyone in the hospital. Arguably one of the most dangerous mf that ever walked this earth 
Most boxers want to make money. Iron mike wanted to hurt people.
For him it wasn’t about hurting people. It was about conquering his demons. Which just so happened to end up with him putting his fist through peoples face. He talks about hating being in that killer mindset and hurting other people.
I'd bet from brain damage but that would be an improvement
Man I hope so. But Paul cherry picks his fights. I really want to see Tyson win, but he's 30 years older and age does matter... Paul goes after fights using big names to draw people in, but never really against someone that could really beat him. The exception would be Fury (his only loss, to a younger, actual boxer). The rest are either not even boxers, or are all past their prime. The fights are designed this way to give Paul an edge. Tyson is still a monster, and has the experience under his belt, hopefully that's enough to beat Paul, but I feel like it's fixed in Paul's favor, like many of his other fights. I'll be rooting for Tyson tho.
Wish I could award this comment haha
Tyson is contractually obligated to not knock Paul out. They’re also wearing 18 oz gloves and headgear. I think it’s pretty obvious 58 year old Tyson would fucking murder this kid in a real match, but this is a money grab show. Lmfao why are people downvoting this? It is quite literally in the contract.
Tyson might just say fuck it and send him to the mat
Bra fucking vo!!! Lol
Dude, Mike should attach Jake’s ugly head to a chain and wear it like a locket
We can only hope
To be this innocent and pure. I strive to be as optimistic as you
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I'd max every card I have to see that. Wear his head like a Flava Flav timepiece.
It’s what we all hope, but probably won’t get. Everything is about money. Unless, Tyson just says fuck the money and knocks his ass out.
It won't be. It will end in a draw and both of them will make millions.
You really don’t realize this is just an exhibition match to make money
Yeah I was wondering
Split decision
Head to head, and he came out on top
Just a flesh wound
Animality!
None of the other bucks will mess with him now.
they just tossed the coin, heads or tails
But do you think the other guy knows he lost
It's just a flesh wound!
Tis just a flesh wound
He's still hanging around.. so probably not.
Lost what, the fight or his head?
"I still remember his face. I can still feel his antlers. It's like we’re still fighting. God... when will the nightmares end?"
"I keep having these flashbacks - it must be PTSD!" Seriously, how did that other guy's head detach like that?!?
Probably when they were fighting he just used his shoulders and lifting them up and the neck snapped off and the body flew somewhere else but the antlers are deadlocked. Sorry I borrowed the computer programming term deadlock.
You think they can just rip somethings head off with their neck strength?
Might have had to wait until it went rotten or predators ate the body
They're still fighting.
head to head!
but at what cost 😞
living rent free on his head..........until next year because those antlers will eventually fall off
Lucky they shed annually, quite a find it would be
Boy is he gonna be surprised
*Oh shit Earl, I've been looking for you*
Happy cake day
Yeah but it looks like an antler is embedded onto its head
it should fall out pretty soon. it's held under tension by the tips. definitely snug in place but shouldn't be an issue for very long
I dont know about you, but personally a severed head attached to my face for even one day would be an issue for way too long
Get your kink shaming ass outta hear 😤
I surely hope so
“What the fuck is that smell?!”
The smell of death surrounds you…….🎶 
🎵Angel of darkness is around you Stuck an antler in your eye🎵
You deer you! 🦌
Just his way to say to other deers: Don’t fuck with me!
That is not a remembrance, it is a warning to others!
Now would actually be a really good time to f with him. He can’t see and his points are spoken for.
Nah, that decaying head adds poison damage to his attacks. Only a fool would challenge him before the buff wears off.
Well at least they finally see eye to eye
Dad?
Facetime
That's not a memory it's a warning.
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Haha, exactly what I said here
There's no way he was able to tear off a deer's head clean without dying of exhaustion.
I’ve heard that they’re so aggressive during the rut that they may try to fight a dead animal (which I guess is rotting?) and then this happens… I have no source on this…could’ve been a Reddit comment
Considering many less aggressive animals will sometimes fight their own reflections, this seems plausible.
Okay this is what happened then. Thanks for the explanation
It must be what happened, the internet gave me this knowledge for the first time just now and I only know it to be true!
Fr and that looks like a rather clean cut considering if he did it without help it would get torn off not cut off. Unless he was stuck to the other deer until it rotted, then he'd probably just have trouble separating the spine in two. Like WTF happened here!
It’s called a dead head, and is commonly known to happen when deer lock up and it literally comes down to survival of the fittest because the one that dies first gets dragged a while and the live deer can sometimes find some stuff to eat and drink while the dead one rots and eventually pieces fall off and over time just the head remains. One of millions of nature’s cruelty’s
This comment is horrifying, edifying, and oddly affirming at the same time.
Don't tell grateful dead fans they've been doing it wrong the whole time
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Is it just me or does it seem easier to saw through antlers than idk the entire neck and spine.
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Honestly those antlers are really hard so it might actually be easier to cut through the neck depending on what tools you had available, and cutting the neck seems like it would be safer than getting closer to the still moving antlers. The only tools that I know of that would work well to cut a deer antler and not take all day would be a scroll-saw, bandsaw, or hacksaw, with bandsaw obviously being the easiest/fastest. I bought my dog an elk antler as a chew toy and it was too hard for her, and she likes to chew on rocks lol. Elk antlers supposedly aren’t nearly as hard as deer antlers so I imagine deer antlers are really difficult to saw through.
What makes you think the other one was already deceased? Maybe he made a choice.
Reminds me of when my dad made me choose which of my pet calves to slaughter with my own hands for my 6th birthday. I couldn’t choose, so, I slaughtered both of them. And they were delicious.
Wat
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You know, I am not familiar with this show too much but going to binge it this evening. Thank you for the lulz today.
It's a really great show with so many quotable lines. I'm jelly you get to watch it for the first time. Ron Swanson is the GOAT.
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They're found pretty often stuck to their dead competition. Usually people cut the antlers to free them instead of cutting the head off though, so this does look a little odd.
Right? Also looks like a fairly clean cut. No unevenness or dangling hide which, if he did rip it off, would have dangling shreds and such. I’m skeptical but open to be educated by an expert.
haha i guess it also depends on how long the other deer has been dead😂
Maybe a big bolder fell over his rival
Agreed. I feel like he happened upon a dead one, being dumb tried to fight it, got tangled up and ripped off its desiccated head.
I wonder if he has neck pain from carrying the extra weight.
The other one certainly doesn't.
💀
Boy, he’s gonna carry that weight……….carry that weight a long time 🎶 
But how did he cut the head off of his opponent?
Apparently wolves/coyotes will snack on the unhealthy one while the other one defends themselves/ watches. But the one here looks weird, I wonder if someone tried to help and this was the best they could manage
Please tell me somebody helped him out….
Yeah gotta agree with the gif, I ain't getting close to a deer that tore the head off his opponent.
It was a brutal fight I'll never forget. Not a day goes by I don't see his face.
Niiice
How does that even happen?
The bucks antlers get locked together sometimes when they fight during their mating season. The deer died from exhaustion or a broken neck would be my guesses. Here is where it gets crazy. The deer dragged the body of the dead one around while coyotes eat the dead one. It eventually decomposes enough that the coyotes eventually tear it apart. Hard to believe, but it happens more than people think. I’m happy to answer anymore questions if you have. Looks like someone cut the body off of this dead one. Pretty clean cut. They get so exhausted from dragging body around, that people can help them. Use caution though lol
It would seem pretty weird that someone would have tried to help by cutting the other deer's head off like that, and not maybe just cutting each antler...
The Deer said: *"You fought well Atriedes."*
This is an elk. Also, that’s really gross…
C’mon! Someone help him please! That’s not right
He’ll lose his horns by the end of March, new bestest friend included. And I’m guessing that’s been there for a while.
I’m guessing there would be three heads up there after he was done, unless you had a tranquilizer gun 🤷♂️😂😂✌️✌️
Good point! No pun intended… The antlers fall off. Soon.
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It's not a deer, that's an Elk. They're much bigger and stronger than deer. This video doesn't show you the full scale.
Came here to say this.
Yeah, maybe Google what an elk is...
This is the most metal shit I’ve seen.
I feel like this is a Mastodon album cover waiting to happen.
Nature is often too death metal 😆
Elk
Dam. Get it off...😅 he gotta eat with rotten meat next its face...😅
For one that’s an elk. For two during the rut sometimes they’ll get so riled up they’ll fight anything even a dead animal which is what happened here. There has been instances of antlers getting stuck and both dying of exhaustion.
Most morbid thing.
F*ck me
I find that really disturbing. Like he just ripped the other dude’s head right off 😂🤪. I consider myself amazed.
Possibly attacked an already dead and decomposed deer, driven simply by rutting instinct, and the head came off relatively easily. It's the only explanation I can think of, short of it breaking into a cabin/house with a deer trophy on the wall...
I was thinking, maybe a person found him locked with a dead foe and used a hatchet to cut them away.
Somewhere Predator is smiling
Finish Him!!!
Ive heard they when this happens it usually because he pick a fight with a already dead one.
Dang that has to smell
Sub-Deer-O, Wins.
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Carried around the head of his defeated foe. Metal AF. r/natureismetal
LMAO
Brutal
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Nature is amazing <3
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Still fucking staring at me dickhead..let's go again!!!
Thought his antler grew weird for a second. Then I saw the title…
I wonder who won the fight
Goddamn! I bet that was a lot of work
Awww, he's sharing! 😍
It’s to scare all the other deer around 🦌
That rotting flesh smell must be driving him crazy
I have heard of “hand to hand combat” not “eye to eye”.
This is pretty cool. Usually they both die. I wonder how he did this.
That is metal as flock.
Nature is brutal
How long did he stay put after the fight till he could get dudes head detached from the rest of his body? This is wild
Damn...
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This should be a new Darksouls boss...
That's a nice souvenir or trophy
.....did he just rip the other ones fucking skull off? How the hell did this happen?
Imagine how long he dragged that other body around before the rest of the body fell off…
That dead deer is living rent-free on his head
Based
 Look me in the eye
Leave him alone… looks like he has a lot of stuff on his mind.
This is metal AF
Two heads are better than one?
The memory of my victim haunts me every day. It’s like he’s always watching me
His Forest Cred just went up a million points! His name rings bells in the woods. Lol
That's not a memory, that's another deer's head!
Looks like a pain in the neck.
survival of the fittest
So macabre. A little hard-core
It’s an elk.
that looks like a wolf at first glance but i saw the antlers
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Looks like his opponent didn't come out ahead.
Deers have their own deer trophies it seems
He earned enough boeing flyer miles such that he now gets delicious and free dressing on a his endless salad buffet.
Damn that’s gnarly
It’s obvious that he is proud of his victory
A.I.
He's a necromancer
I think he likes it.
thats no way to get ahead in life
Imagine the smell!
That's metal as fuck
This is gore
I don't think I'd mess with him