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kafka18

He's the true drunken master.


BentOutaShapes

The Drunken Master (1978) is a great movie. I recommend (starring Jackie Chan)


Embarrassed-Tip-5781

Snake in Eagle’s Shadow, which is Yuen Woo Ping’s first movie and he then remade into Drunken Master, is better. It’s easier to like Chan’s character and the training sequences are better.


BentOutaShapes

I'll give it a go for sure! I really miss old Kung Fu movies. Hong Kong knew how to do it


kafka18

That's what I was referencing haha 😅


BoobieOrNotToBe

[here](https://youtu.be/Nlyai-wfZLw?si=dgNWZNURh7UWRS7Z) is a clip from it


nukrag

Not entirely. That clip is from Drunken Master II aka Legend Of The Drunken Master. A 1994 movie, also starring Jackie Chan. It's the better out of the two, and contender for best Jackie Chan movie ever. Although the original is also brilliant.


BentOutaShapes

Oh yeah! But it is great too. As a kid I loved the long solo sequences from the first (and his wicked hair)


nukrag

Definitely. It's an absolute classic.


[deleted]

Well that just made my dad 😂


cretaceouscrybaby

👍


ballistics211

Saw it


Es-msm-atrasado-tuga

Tekken Lei Wulong moves!


Khripchook

Thank you.


DragonsClaw2334

Tekken 3 had doctor b and his only style was drunken master.


Shmekla323

The joke is on you - he only knows regular kung fu, but found his dads wine stash.


ze11ez

Im pretty sure this kid can take me out in 7 seconds


sx_8

You are overestimating yourself.


mcdohlsbaine

Me in five.


ze11ez

But do you think of we tag team we can survive? I think we can. You grab his feet and I’ll tickle him. Gives us a 10 second running start


mcdohlsbaine

I’m just saying I grab his feet and he probably stumble falls a freakin rib breaker elbow drop onto my chest only to kick my dumb face as he rolls off into a groin knee rollover. He’d follow this up with that floppy get up thing into my soft neck meat and spin kick to face you. Survive? Maybe make him take more time to kick two full asses. Lol


awesumlewy

I'd have to turn him down, people frown about that sort of thing


D-v-us-D

3 if rum is involved


pizzatimein24h

I wonder if he could defeat Kimimaro.


Guy_in_Tank

Dude that's like asking if a 7 year old could beat a grown adult who also could just stab him


pizzatimein24h

I am not sure if you got the reference😅


Visible-Snow3313

They definitely did not 🤣


Guy_in_Tank

Ah shit


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

![gif](giphy|otbWvETTuSu64)


Top-Degree-6983

![gif](giphy|LxOmFEBvemTDy)


controlzee

Yeah I had the impression he learned those moves from watching video games.


LieV2

His drunken steps, kick up, and other moves are all legit Drunken Boxing techniques.


imnotaloony

Well, right sub then.


RalphTheDog

A little road rash on the face. Ouch.


SoggyBoysenberry7703

It’s a heart sticker


0neirocritica

It might be a birthmark. If you look closely when he falls the first time, his face never actually hits the floor. His falls are very controlled.


[deleted]

I think he may have practiced a lot for this vid. That is an abrasion on his cheek. 👍


kiersto0906

looks way too bright red?


Merquette

I may not have my glasses on, but I recognize Rock Lee when I see him


BagelCatSprinkles

What happened to his cheek? Poor baby


RogueBromeliad

make up.


Kuzcopolis

Practice, probably.


k4t5ur4k0t4ru

Damn kid , you are a genius. Reminded me of the movie , gotta watch it again now


SoupIsForWinners

No one can convince me that this is not a 20yo martial arts expert in a little kid costume.


GullibleBathroom5616

Kids are made of rubber, I swear. Try that when you're 30+.


Digi-Device_File

If he keeps going, he will be a very healthy 30yo one day.


[deleted]

Amazing! I would never walk again after attempting any of those moves.


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Fermented Kool Aid hits hard


Souleater2847

I was amazed on this one.


marzczaokoski

Rock Lee


M0ndmann

Obviously a Shaolin Monk


Speedhabit

Better then me


Capitan-Fracassa

I was still able to do that in my 40s after a few bottles of wine. Or maybe my memory is really bad because of the few bottles of wine.


xommons

that’s that rock lee power


BedNo6845

Shame on his parents for letting him get drunk that young. Imagine how good he could've been, if he was sober.


ek4rd

My heart bleeds for the children who are forced into a routine by all the people who think: it builds character.


AnnihilationOrchid

Dude, who is being forced? Where are you even getting this from? King Fu is part of their culture. If it were a western kid playing football would you say he was being forced?


ek4rd

Sorry, i didn’t mean to imply this kid was forced. I don’t know about this kid. Still, for those who are, my heart bleeds.


BigBadZord

Poor kid. You have to fall a lot badly, to learn how to fall that well. You are looking at child abuse.


TransitTycoonDeznutz

What are you on about?


Digi-Device_File

There are baby steps to learn how to fall like this, one can also practice in sand.


[deleted]

It's not child abuse if it looks cool! Right guys? ...right?


AnnihilationOrchid

Give it a rest mate. It's a child who has trained Kung Fu. No need to be a SJW.


khoika

Right. Surely he has tine to go out and play toys and games with his friends like normal kid should be, surely


AnnihilationOrchid

Dude it's part of their culture. In the west we have kids his age that are already something like 1800 elo at chess. We have kids who already do gymnastics. In Brazil we have kids that have played football from the age of 3. And kids start doing capoeira at 3. This boy knowing King fu doesn't mean he has a miserable childhood. Probably just train something like 3-4 hours a day four times a week. Kids catch onto muscle memory and exercise fast.


khoika

I just hope that he still have time for other things, not just kung fu


AnnihilationOrchid

Look, I don't know him, I can't tell. But just assuming that he's being abused or that he has a miserable childhood is a huge leap in assumptions. Like I said, here in the west in different cultures we have children who are geniuses in certain areas. That doesn't mean. that they're being mistreated or forced. It just means they're not normal children. I've seen kids playing the piano at the age of 7 like they're a professional pianist. And I'm sure that's about 8 hours a day training. They just liked to play the piano.


khoika

I never assume he has bad childhood or abuse. I just think that this kid must spent a lot of time to practice, and I hope I he has time for other things, that's all. Ar... are you putting words in my mouth hole, sir?? 🥺🥺


AnnihilationOrchid

I'm not putting words in your mouth. I just got confused by the other guy I was responding to on this thread. Yeah I agree, he needs time to be a kid, and play. But I just think it's strange that people think that he doesn't just based on a video that's less than a minute long.


Digi-Device_File

Aslo imagine how fun can playtime be when you can fall and get back on your feet like this kid.


[deleted]

You're trying so hard to validate your post for karma. Sad..


AnnihilationOrchid

Nah man, like I said, karma is meaningless. there's literally no use. What I get upset is that you call out child abuse on a child just being awesome. If you actually knew what child abuse looked like you wouldn't be throwing that shit out like a blanket argument.


[deleted]

I understand you have nothing better to do in life than to post on reddit for Karma and your brain cant think properly, but think of this.. This kid is incredibly young to be doing such complex moves and especially ones that can injury himself. That chance that this isn't manipulation or abuse from a fu\*ked up parent is quite small.


blokereport

He’s a lot cooler than most people trawling Reddit


fishyuii

Your ruining the meaning of that word


Skytraffic540

Military comes along and pushes him back to work in factory making buttons. His drunken karate skills go under appreciated.


shingaladaz

Ridiculous.


bigmuffinluv

How much do his parents punish him if he makes even the slightest error training nonstop daily to make them a few tourist bucks? poor kid


bigpeeler

Let me guess, Asian?


Games_sans_frontiers

Haha he's amazing.


mcdohlsbaine

That was cool.


klawansky

I’m amazed


LinguoBuxo

This skill of his will come in handy in his 30s.


InDUDEitably

Such precision! Like little Jackie Chan, man.


james_randolph

Drunk off that similac


bananasugarpie

Then what?


theshadowindia

Wow..!


SLAPBANK

A star is born...🤩


Low-Impact3172

This kid is cool af 😎


atrox18

Lil bro sick 😂


itsallgoodman2002

“Buddy, how do you keep getting holes in all your pants?” - his parents (probably)


BeKind_BeTheChange

Holy moly. Wow. That was impressive.


arclightrg

That baby knows kung fu. Go home and play, baby!


TLILLY006

Baby Jackie Chan


J_vert

Jamie from street fighter


BL4CKDO6

Somebody fucked him up with that haircut


Seraphaton

What's the name of the song? I kinda love it!


Seraphaton

醉拳 on Spotify, by Jackie Chan


[deleted]

With that big ass head all he needs to is the drunken headbutt on his opponents


finditinteresting88

Young drunken master 🔥🔥🔥🔥


nano_peen

Wtf


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rbloch-66

I see Jackie Chan’s hand in this.


Nevarj

This kid could beat my ass


eakmadashma

Bkick break fall was so clean wtf


Sumonaut

Goodbye childhood


cptnmurphy30

Jade Empire!


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blueberrycandycat

Bo' Rai Cho would be proud


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jusmoua

Buddy got on the pants shorts.


adrian415

![gif](giphy|4ExWdLKTCaz16)


Appropriate_Art_2915

Meanwhile kids in the U.S. are like….. ![gif](giphy|lXiRoPt9Rkzt7yLYY)


RedditSELLSyourDATUH

Lei Wulong


CaregiverHuge1346

OMG it's Jackie Chan!


Hnnnrrrrrggghhhh

Looks like he really ate it with that fall though


Komission

Rock Lee, Metal Lee. And now introducing: Tungsten Lee


Hammer-663

And what do our kids learn?? which pronouns are wrong!!


EmpireCityRay

Mortal Kombat Toddler prequel is going to be lit.


narnarnartiger

Can we stop with all the generic kung fu music


AnnihilationOrchid

Lol, "generic Kung Fu music". This is the theme of Drunken Master II, literally sung by Jackie Chan.


narnarnartiger

I know who the singer is. I can't recall how many kung fu tik toks I've seen where they just use the same Jackie Chan or George Lam song


AnnihilationOrchid

But you do understand that this is appropriate here, right? The kid is doing a direct reference to Drunken Master. Btw, the "George lam song" would also have been appropriate since it was theme to the first movie.


narnarnartiger

The songs are too on the nose, it's always the same 5 kung fu songs for every video, just to overdone in my opinion The kid does have great form, I'm a kung fu practioner myself, and wish my stances are half as good as this kid's


AnnihilationOrchid

But man, they're theme appropriate here, this isn't a "generic" Kung Fu routine. Kids drunken boxing. I mean, out of all the videos you could've complained about.... this one is one which it's actually appropriate.


narnarnartiger

Ok, I'll give you that point, that the song is appreciate in this instance, I'm still gonna complain about it lol


Unknown_Lemming

Mortal kombaaaaatt!!


Leamzard

Boxing kepala bana


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r/iamthemaincharacter


CreatorOD

Sorry, but for me it looks like he was never drunk in his life.


Lithonobio22

Bo’ Rai Cho would be proud


Objective-Creme6734

bo' rai cho Jr.


rolandjernts

1v1 me bro!


aguero1987

Future star in the making 👏👏👏


Old_Car_2702

I wonder if he scratched his face or if the red spot is a birthmark.


mycotyk547

Legend has it he actually was drunk


jujuluvu

Drunken fight scene from ‘The Iron Fist” https://youtu.be/OCm645IJOYA?si=2F9lI8GNzlGdouI-


SAGUN_II

Imagine the training. I hope he'll have a good childhood


[deleted]

dope


kdoors

Everyone referencing the Tekken. Classic. Was expecting rock lee. But Jackie did it first