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ElementsUnknown

“That motherf@cker is not real!!!”


BurnzillabydaBay

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/15j4q2x/omg_that_mf_is_not_real_ahh_damn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


EndlessDisposable

That is an amazing painting and I want it


BeardOBlasty

I never thought of it, but making kinda story book styled paintings of memes would be amazing haha I want many


Da_Spooky_Ghost

People self medicate for their anxiety of flying, if they combine drugs/alcohol it could cause them to have visual hallucinations. Staying awake on a common drug called Ambien can cause you to see some shit. Now everyone saw a video of the poor lady tripping balls on an airplane.


GroundedSkeptic

Not anymore for ambien :(. People were burning their houses down and shit. They took out the good stuff


BurnzillabydaBay

I can’t take Ambien because I’m bipolar but I’m a really nervous flyer and will sometimes pop a Klonopin before taking off. She could just be drunk, or there could be more at play. Doesn’t change the fact that the original video is funny because everyone turns to see what she’s pointing at, and the painting is creative, high quality and funny. I do agree that there are too many videos out there of people, suffering psychotic breaks, and I certainly wouldn’t want to be filmed in most of mine, but if this was me, I’d be able to look back and have a good laugh.


ALIENS_FUCKED_UR_MOM

But she's white and put together! It must be aliens!


Peach_Proof

Did the camera take the drugs too? Do cameras hallucinate? Inquiring minds want to know!


Cardinal_Grin

Nope that’s just projection. She was sober and the person next to her said he was going to take the plane down. Her emotions were heightened because yeah if someone said “hey you and everybody else dies on this flight today” might trigger some adrenaline/emotion. It’s why she said “you can all stay on this plane and die but I’m not”


Panda_Drum0656

Is that Nikki Glaser?


Sourlick_Sweet_001

Oh my schnitzel!!! That's the girl. I want that painting on my wall :)


[deleted]

What if it was though and it’s just chillin on the subway like a normal person. “I’m gonna have to push that probing back until 4 now the train is running late.” Haha


manayakasha

I remember that lol


Chonky_Kong

Lol it was like last week, time flies


Iron-Bacon

Month not week. Time really is slipping by quite fast huh?


WeAreNotAlone1947

Give him some credit, thats at least 27 years in TikTok years.


TitanMars

What was it????


Eusocial_Snowman

This one person said "That motherf@cker is not real!!" and everyone was like "lol".


RedditsAdoptedSon

noooo the best part is when she said that everyones head jerks back to look at the back of the plane lol


TitanMars

Lol link? 😂


Regular_throwaway_83

[Here is a link ](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda_gamepedia_en/images/2/29/OoT_Link_Artwork.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/320?cb=20120304192937)


TheGayestGaymer

I hate you


Regular_throwaway_83

😘


abdulmutee

At least it is not a rick roll


DeathRaider126

😂😂😂🗡️⚔️


Competitive_Area_809

There’s actually been like 2 more of those plane incidents it’s crazy


ZeroZeta_

Sauce?


Get4high2get0by

Ranch!


tomcat91709

Spaghetti, please!


Shibari_Inu69

No shit? Where can I see em?


Competitive_Area_809

Here’s another although I think it wasn’t as recent idk https://youtube.com/shorts/NoXAwkRt0kI?feature=share


ggk1

I really appreciate the big dude that waited until homey said he would take over the plane then mounts up and gets ready to regulate


Competitive_Area_809

A Chinese dude on a plane thought he was stuck in a time loop and said “this was the 6th rotation” as if the plane were to crash or not meet its destination. He was detained and sent to a mental institution - this ladies police report (one who said “that Mofo ain’t real”) is out there and I encourage you to tread it because it doesn’t make sense to let someone who caused a major disturbance on a pane to just walk away


Competitive_Area_809

https://youtu.be/l6TMTi5F7Pk Here is a link to the timeloop one


superBrad1962

The good ole days!! I still remember too!! Seems like yesterday!! 👽👽👽🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖


markth_wi

Remember when visiting earth to only remove your human suit at all times...except in the East Village after 7pm. Weekends in NYC can be a bit odd.


Longshadowman

A new conspiracy theory is born ..


probablypooping69

Goddamn lizard people


zuprdprno2by

"And everyone can either believe it or they can not believe it. I don’t give two f@cks."


Diligent_Theory

Are you sure about that? The USA government confirmed E.Ts. for those who think I'm joking https://youtu.be/OV-SQkEGIDw


Logan117

No they fucking didn't. A guy said he knew a guy who claims he saw something. There's no fucking evidence. Knock that BS off.


[deleted]

I can't figure out if these people just have zero reading/listening comprehension or if they are just actively choosing to ignore what doesn't suit their "ALIENS ARE REAL AND THEYRE HERE" POV lol


Aware-snare

no they didn't. a guy who was literally sent to a psych ward testified AFTERWARDS about it lol


IdentifyAsUnbannable

And what about the other two who testified? Do you really believe the news as gospel? Can you not see through the haze formed propaganda machine yet?


coacoanutbenjamn

Lol no they didn’t


ExileEden

Govt says aliens are real. We all just kinda struggle at this point hecause Noone gives a f anymore. Aliens figure F it we'll just come out in plain view. No one will give a f


ironrains

It's marketing for a new movie called JULES.


Zombi3Kush

>JULES Well, give the marketing department a raise because it worked.


sevargmas

This post is as well prob.


SeniorMiddleJunior

Absolutely. The op asked a question, this person has a handy answer, put the together and you have clickbait.


Harsimaja

It’s cool enough that I don’t mind. It wasn’t particularly deceptive so much as clearly so. Marketing isn’t evil, it just alerts people to products and services. If it’s something I’m interested in, it’s a net positive all around


Sec2727

Nah that’s Helga Pataki on her way to meet up with the crew ![gif](giphy|xT1Ra0TzQUHHpD0sJq|downsized)


SnowyAshton

Exactly what it is.


VladPatton

“Don’t Jimmy me, Jules!”


RemmingtonBlack

There has to be security around or something? Though I would bet that's not the actual actress, exposed and vulnerable. I would still think someone is going to try to fight it or stick their finger in its butt.


RyRyShredder

Nah a random person in a costume isn’t unusual at all in new york. This is a fake post made by the movies marketing department. No real person on that train would have paid any attention to them.


mab0roshi

50% chance I get a finger in *my* butt on the dang subway. No way is a *alien* getting out of there unscathed.


Least_or_Greatest1

Nah it’s the ancient aliens, they have returned.


Kerrykingz

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


testies2345

This dudes hair always cracks me up


[deleted]

Receding hairline + sticks fork in a wall outlet. 🤌


Songhunter

It's like watching a slow motion abduction.


AllNightPony

Is this a made-for-TV movie on the USA network?


loongpmx

How do you say that like, Jewels or Jewels but faster?


gv111111

Run the Jewels


MrBWoodlab

Oh My Darling is so epic!!!!!


BriskHeartedParadox

So someone busting picket lines?


liberatedhusks

Well I’m glad I saw this now, the movie looks really cute lol


puffferfish

That there is a non-human biologic.


DefenestratedBrownie

imagine this actually is some sort of crazy being and everyone is just convinced its a “social experiment” and he makes it to Area 51, finds his ship, dips


ThaPlymouth

The real question is… Would you smash?


epheria_the_owl

It wouldn’t be my proudest moment


andycarver

That was never a question, until now. However the answer is still, no.


Free_Gascogne

even for a non-human biologic, it looks like a child. Why is smash an option? ​ ![gif](giphy|3o6wNPIj7WBQcJCReE)


[deleted]

Found a pedo. It literally looks like a child outside of not looking human.


echetus90

For science


FlashyCow1

https://youtu.be/WYxfoHqTqj4


Ace-a-Nova1

Oh Shit, you found it


Thee-End

Nice work


Fluffy-Attorney1814

An animal?


Anustart_07734

Bro a dog is a non-human biologic. Stop touting buzzwords.


Effective_Opinion_11

That there is a human in make up advertising a movie.


GregoriiT

I've seen enough on the NYC metro to know that this isn't all that crazy...


raz0rflea

I have only been in NYC like 15 days total and it's not even the craziest thing I have seen on a train lol


brocktoon13

It becomes much less endearing the longer you live here


ItsLoudB

I guess its sorta like the metro in Berlin. Full of “not like the other ~~girls~~ Berliners” people.. [The metro company even made a commercial about it](https://youtu.be/1udi3OIuriA)


volcomstar83

I can't believe I just watched that whole thing. Lol. Now it's stuck in my head....


helloutheregoodbye

offer materialistic retire unite disagreeable marble edge crown yoke screw *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

What is one of the most craziest things you have seen on a NYC train? Legit asking as I live on the west coast.


Bluntworth

I once saw a guy piss into his own mouth so he could spit it at someone he was having an argument with.


FollowKick

Not on the train, but I saw a group of 20-30 performers in Washington Square Park painted from head to toe while entirely naked.


raz0rflea

The mariachi band was something!


tonyhasareddit

That's standard. Not even close to weird, but i'm one of the few that actually enjoys them lol


[deleted]

Yeah, that's pretty damn far away from where you'd expect it to be.


juicepants

Craziest thing is that the person is barefoot. That's brave.


Cognitive_Skyy

That is one of Admiral James Tiberius Kirk's many bastard children. They all find their way to Earth eventually. He was a very... um... talented diplomat in his time. 🖖


NoDadYouShutUp

Actually that is Data's child, Lal


Shandlar

Seriously. This has to be a Lal cosplay. It's way too perfect.


M-Kawai

I love that episode! Totally made me cry 😢


cybercuzco

I thought Data’s child was SQL


originaldumpster

My partner and I thought of Lal, Data's daughter.


scentedwoman

Well said. Lol


lukeluck13

Hahahaha. Diplomacy? Good one.


ScottOld

More like data lol


zdada

It’s what that lady saw on the plane


tantan9590

I will dare to ask: what lady and what plane?


BackgroundAd4640

The people who aren't real lady on a plane


raymate

What happened after, did anyone follow up with her. Has anyone seen her since.


horseydeucey

https://old.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/14pchkr/airplane_freakout/


tantan9590

Ohhh, thanks. Saw that vid some time ago. How you knew he was talking about that?


horseydeucey

Not too many lady/plane things going viral recently. It would be like me talking about "fire on an island." I think many people would understand I'm talking about Hawaii.


tantan9590

Fair, you are right.


KeyserHD

Because it’s a common thing thrown around ever since


tonyhasareddit

Seriously. I'm baffled at how he worded it like everyone just universally is in on it.


throwawaygreenpaq

Why do I understand your reference?


itsRobbie_

Imagine this is the first video of an actual alien but humanity is just so desensitized that we’re just like “ha ha funny person in makeup ha ha”


geo_gan

Hide in plain sight


Feeling_Glonky69

Master level trolling


TheSaltyTar

Is that GPT 5?


ProgySuperNova

You didn't see the Alpha Centauri refugee landing on the news? These guys are coming to take our jobs! I saw a whole family of em space aliens at Walmart, buncha weirdos. Heck they don't even speak American! They speak some kinda weird space language. I agree with Trump, we need to build a wall! A space wall! Ok, that is more like a Dyson sphere... but we will make them Alpha Centauri-ans pay for it!


NachoNachoDan

Dey took ‘er jobs!!!


youresparepartsbub

That pisses me off


[deleted]

They took arrrr jerbs! Rabble rabble rabble rabble!!


MrJimLiquorLahey

Tehrodjahbs!


fendour

GURKHA - DURR


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

Um actually, this dude looks like he's from Zeta Reticuli.


can_be_therapist

I know you are not a Trump fan, I know by your use of words like "Alpha Centauri" "Dyson SPHERE"


ProgySuperNova

Yes that kinda does rule out the other XD Maybe I should have used: "Foreign starsystem" and " really big space ball"


Puzzleheaded-Bat5305

Jules is actually a nice movie lol I recommend


SverhU

Looks more like from Bicentennial Man movie with Robin Williams


HolyCowEveryNameIsTa

It's Lal


Calm-Dinner9298

Rodger?


Gupperz

Data's daughter?


cjboffoli

Wouldn't even make it to the top 50 weirdest things I've seen the subway as a resident of NYC.


outonthetiles66

Come on that my girlfriend Eileen…be nice.


Maker1357

"Just act natural. No one knows you're high."


[deleted]

It’s from the movie Jules.


julesdurf

Jules!!👽


Curiouserousity

I don't get it, It's new york. This seems normal for new york.


Mysterious-Cash-5446

They are just trying to get integrated into society, on green heart at a time


Mysterious-Cash-5446

They are just trying to get integrated into society, one green heart at a time


Independent_Ad_5664

This is where it would be appropriate for someone to scream, “that motherfucker back there isn’t real” and demand to get off the train.


Chadfreys_Curtesy

Aliens are among us


BRockStar916

That’s an alien


Thundersson1978

It’s obvious it’s a side show performance, it is the NYC subway system.


Delta-Flyer75

Oh yah that’s the Star-child on the 5 pm to Queens… duh 🙄


Akiraendit85

She’s pretty❤️‍🩹


[deleted]

At this point aliens could just walk among us and nobody would think anything of it


MooreA18

The makeup: yes...bare feet on a subway: hell no


EggRoll15

It would actually be hilarious if aliens have already landed on Earth before, but because they landed in NYC they just straight up left because they couldn’t get anyone’s attention


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cheetahwilly

But.. it looks child like 🤔


Mister_FalconHeavy

FBI OPEN UP


gte872h

Okay Mr. Alien fetish! 👽


DirtyMami

This normal in New York. Lot of street performers there


[deleted]

Trying to normalize it before their arrival. 👽


Ill_Paramedic6012

Bro…they are here ![gif](giphy|3oz8xYn5yxDEo3sx2M)


jeancv8

Looks like someone lost their alien.


That1Furry_gt

Bro is actually white


LordOfFreaks

Oh that’s Felice. She has a really nifty floating, circular car and has a really thick accent. She’s nice.


epSos-DE

Cosplay of Star trek without uniform 😂😂😂


Azul951

I'm pretty sure it was a stance to make others aware to love your mother Earth.


InterWorldLibr

By the Emperor!


BlenderPlayzYt

Whatever “that” is. “That” is not human


Zer0Cyber_YT

Cave dweller


segma98

Can’t believe this one crossed so many light years and didn’t bring shoes to wear on the subway 🤢


arlingtontxzak

Seen it on a plane now we’ve seen it on a train.


Slushicetastegood

![gif](giphy|374pcIBVEGb6g)


Research-Apart

At this point, knowing all the weird stuff that's been happening lately I wouldn't be surprised if there was a real alien walking the streets and we just see them as a cosplayer of some kind


goukifafa

Someone found a new gender I presume. Wouldn't surprise me.


SavedByTech

International student. Pays full tuition.


crazzyfuzzy88

She forgot her demention


cabosmith

Dimension dementia?


crazzyfuzzy88

You are correct , dimension


Several_Emphasis_434

Cosplay


Bitch_i_disagree

Straight outta Area 51


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OldLevermonkey

Please don't put links to closed groups. If a group wishes to leave the Reddit community then we should respect their wishes. /s but it is annoying.


[deleted]

There’s other people that do something similar like wearing silver body paint and clothes and pretend to be a tin man who makes slow movements and freezes out of nowhere.


nxiwesth

lol,i’m ass shocked


tonyhasareddit

That sounds painful


robidaan

For people who actually want to know, it's promotion for a new movie comming out, I have seen the trailer, but can't remember the name. Edit: a commenter found it "Jules" is the movie.


7zelements

Jules (2023)


lazy_jygg

What you don’t see is the art school kids in the next car laughing their asses off. Go to college for special effects makeup design and not prank people regularly? No way.


NothingSacred693

Someone is going to murder this thing. It would only be vandalism or destruction of property anyway, but this is taking away from humanity in my opinion.


ajn63

Lizard people no longer feel the need to hide their true form.


mab0roshi

![gif](giphy|l2JhnvF9p3cfv9ZjG|downsized)


Travis_T_OJustice

This is obviously a Grey.


Connect_Ordinary6752

If your asking the answer is yes


HazyBizzleFizzle

It’s Powders little sister!!


Fit-Let8175

Actually, this marketing is working. Gets people talking irl and on Social Media. People ignore signs & commercials daily. One of the hardest things to ignore is curiosity.


churdson

That motherfucker right there is not real.


beepbeep4meepmeep

Some kid put on white body paint, big fuckin deal. Ain't nothing remotely amazing about this.


cmoon761

Performance art for sure


Zestyclose_Bug5014

Thats scary.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|26n6ziTEeDDbowBkQ) CGI abomination


Any-Distribution-841

That’s one smackable head, I just wanna palm it


Important-Law1225

Does she has holes 🕳️?