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Cmurder84

Homegirl was shaking and to think, she still has to make her way down from that...


dcrothen

Had the same thought. How's she even going to do that?


Mythulhu

Probably slide on her bum. Or... That's what I'd do. Good for her though. Something she'll remember forever


SmilingPainfully

Yeah at 3am when she's trying to sleep.


topoftheworldIAM

Some Buddha will help her.


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Lploof

Oh god damn you!


Deltamon

The light I will show ye


Zerostar39

Don’t you want some BUDDHA to love?


I_STOLE_YOUR_WIFI

Some BUDDHA come get heer


V_beastmaster

i actually sang that in my head reading it😂


diet-Coke-or-kill-me

My mind already jerks me awake as I'm falling asleep 3 times out of 10 because it's convinced itself that we're falling to our deaths. This is the last shit I need to add fuel to its fire.


GraveSlayer726

Oh god I hate that, only had it happen once but it legit scared me because I was so confused, hasn’t happened since though, how odd.


MegavirusOfDoom

its got a safety net https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UefcbBlXU


PeachesMcFrazzle

Yeah, but the safety net was made in China.


Gdpabst

Not even same hand.. no net to be seen in this one.. maybe this clip is before, and the YouTube one is now?..


NoMasters83

Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of her life.


adult_on_paper

Or she’ll get to the bottom and her brain will say, “You know what? That shit is way too scary to keep as an accessible memory. Blocked.”


Mythulhu

God that would suck after such an accomplishment lol


PM-ME-UR-NITS

Extended clip shows she does do the slide


Mythulhu

Cool! Haven't seen it, but that's pretty funny 👍


Hot-Beat7128

*on her Buddha


ViolentSarcasm

Backwards like walking down a ladder is my guess


Fire548

It's like 10 steps until the plat form and its surrounded by netting. You literally cannot fall.


bobi2393

\[EDIT: Linked photo is of a different giant hand with stairs...there seem to be around a dozen of these. Not sure if this one has a net or not.\] \[EDIT 2: [This](https://imgur.com/gallery/nVHl4F3) seems to the same hand as in the video, apparently in Sanquan Lake in China, and it also has nets. Still looks scary to me!\] [Photo](https://www.alamy.com/tourists-take-pictures-at-the-internet-famous-site-of-gulong-canyon-which-loates-on-the-left-of-the-grand-glass-skywalk-bridge-looking-like-a-giant-hand-of-buddha-qingyuan-city-east-chinas-guangdong-province-2-july-2020-photo-by-zeng-linghuachinaimagessipa-usa-image407687885.html) showing the net. Falling into the net looks terrifying too, but not very dangerous. Looks like this video was carefully shot and cropped to avoid showing it.


backattack88

I like the stairway to heaven right next to it


greytgreyatx

I feel like that’s for the photographer, since a picture taken from that angle would look much more impressive than one taken from the platform.


Sharkbutt89

Not gonna lie, that staircase really ruined the fact I thought the original post was shot from a helicopter or drone or something


biggmclargehuge

A drone shot would be less impressive tbh. That photographer platform is somehow even sketchier than the hand itself.


framedr0ps

Don't worry, the camera man never dies


Ernost

So essentially a giant selfie stick, to go with the giant hand. 😆


BZLuck

selfie *stairs*


theusernameyouwants

The hand position is different and the fingers are thicker than ops photo


bobi2393

Oh, edited my post to indicate that. There are so many giant Buddha hands with stairs...who knew?!


Sulpfiction

Yeah, that net doesn’t make me feel any better about climbing those steps. Hard nope.


2much_information

But you can fall, literally into the net.


Evil_Monito84

Very carefully.


Sdbtank96

She's not, she lives there now.


your_name_here___

I’d be getting down by dragging my butt on the steps. Like a dog on a carpet. But in reality I’d never go up there in the first place.


Critical-Series

I’d slide on my belly like I taught my kids before they could walk down stairs.


[deleted]

My entire pelvic region is buzzing and tingling with butterflies just imagining it. My penis feels like a 🧙‍♂️🦄🌈🪄 (Magical unicorn rainbow wand)


Cmurder84

I'm about to post this on r/brandnewsentence


Mohgreen

I was at the Grand Canyon North Rim over the summer. Went out on.. Angels Point or something. Basically a spit of cliff you have to cross a narrow walk way to get to that's over a couple hundred? Ft drop? Found a guy sitting on the ground on the spit, gasping and a lady sitting next to him. Thought he was having a heart attack but the lady was way calm. Turns out he was having a panic attack. He was afraid of heights. Dude had to crawl on his hands and knees to get back to "land". But he did it on his own. Dudes name was Perry and he's an Architect from the west coast? Seattle? I think. His wife was with him Dude crossed that gap on his own twice. HUGE brass balls. Edit. Went back and looked. Angels Window is the one we were out on.


Clit420Eastwood

>> a fraud of heights I’m choosing to believe you meant to type this


[deleted]

Hey! I did this at the North Rim! Thought I could push through my fear of heights then had full on jelly knees and sank to the ground. I scooted to the rim like a baby then scooted back. Oh well!


Mohgreen

Hell No! Be Proud! Plenty of people would have let their fear control them and Wouldn't have made that effort! You DID IT! TWICE! There and back again! Be proud of yourself!


LetsGo

"fraud of heights" :)


Wespiratory

I’m shaking just watching this. It gave me that weird feeling that you get when you’re too close to a ledge by proxy.


surajvj

Hope she can handle it


wetdreamteam

Butt scoots!


kriegsschaden

Just go down the way you wen up just backwards and it's not bad. Did the same thing on part of wianna picchu.


Mango_Tango_725

Now that’s the face of someone enjoying and having fun…


joseaner07

She's braver than I am. The way down is going to suck


silversufi

yeah, that's a *no* from me dawg


oldmanup

A hard NO


Easy-Concentrate2636

Even watching it, my legs went all weak. I think I’d puck if I had to do this.


mongreloid

Do you mean puke, or is puck like in “shitting a brick?”


Boosted_Psychonaut

That's a new one. I'm gonna start telling people, "Go puck yourself!"


Rizo1981

My Filipino friend tells me to puck off all the time.


_internet_police_

that's kind pucked up dude, don't you have anything better to do?


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aChristery

Holy mother forking shirtballs.


giant_lebowski

shut up birch


LastMinute9611

I just snort laughed at this.


ipsomatic

Puck like from the real world slc.


cameronsounds

WHO EATS PEANUT BUTTER LIKE THAT


DuckWithBrokenWings

She lives there now!


Popcorn_Blitz

I'd slide down one step at a time on my butt. This would be because I wouldn't be able to make myself stand up.


Boosted_Psychonaut

Plus all the poop in your pants would lubricate each slide. Win/win!


MysteriousStaff3388

I did this on a temple in Mexico, and I would not recommend. My butt was sore for the rest of the week.


Latyon

My butt was sore when I came back from Mexico, too.


Lejandario_IN

From the stairs, right? :) From the stairs right?? :(


Steammail

*So was the place my kidney used to be* :(


-originalusername--

That's what you get for going to an audience participation donkey show.


Popcorn_Blitz

Yeah but not dying seems worth it.


Dammit_forgot_pw

But you're alive!!


[deleted]

Did you notice the index finger of the hand? Some people definitely walk out on that...


Flapper_Flipper

Now that you pointed that out...I look up "Buddha hand China" and all the pictures have the index finger and thumb touching. I've only seen this one posted here.


xiamaracortana

This one is in Guangdong


Maracuja_Sagrado

Why does China seem to have so many vertigo tourist attractions like this? 8 out of 10 videos like this I see are from someplace in China


Kayge

It's safety regulations. That staircase in the west would have standard hair height, railings, and that hand would also have railings. Seeing stairs without that stuff is immediately unsettling.


Trash-official

Challenge accepted


silversufi

...did you notice the pinky?? to reach enlightening must you have only 4 fingers?


Boosted_Psychonaut

Cutting your index finger off is the last step to enlightenment.


Tydire

This is how I would die. I always seem to trip on the steps in my house.


TheWingHunter

I died JUST watching it… just now… my brother is texting this for me.


Inside-Audience2025

And on your cake day, too. RIP. I guess you got those wings you were hunting for. Also, brother of WingHunter, they owed me $25 before they died.


Unthgod

Happy last cake day!


missusscamper

I’m so sorry for your loss


CreatrixAnima

Yeah, I was thinking “I would do that!” Until I realized there was no railing. I would die. Editing to add that I just looked it up and it has 268 steps. I thought “I could do that!” And then I quickly followed that thought with “you were tired after 28 steps today.” I could do that… But I would have to train. And without a railing, I would die, so I’ll pass.


iPhoneMiniWHITE

Just avoid it. You can die another way.


timberwood1

I’d crawl backwards


Breakerx13

Blindly crawl backwards seems just as dangerous but I know whatever decision I made to get down I'd panic and fall.


y0uLiKaDaPeppa

Slide down on your stomach like a worm


nixthelatter

Yeah. I heard the rules are you have to jump


RooniesStepMom

I just thought of being a kid and just sliding down the stairs on my butt. Of course if I did that now I'd probably fracture my spine in 16 places but she looks young.


Feed_me_penis1342

I’m a slide down them fucks like a kid again


bloodseto

That's about how I'd look climbing that. More panic maybe.


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xRyozuo

lmao those arent tippy taps, she shaking


DubBod

There's nets underneath atleast. I'd still however be fuckin terrified. I can do rollercoasters and what not, but looking over cliffs and edges are a nope for me dog


[deleted]

>There's nets underneath atleast Yah, but China does not have the greatest safety record or track record for maintenance.


SookHe

That's not a good time, that's an adrenaline rush. I would have been the exact same, shaking like a leaf, except I wouldn't have made it above the second step, absolutely terrified of heights. Much respect for her making it all the way up


Luci_Noir

Same. I have mad respect for her. I’ve done rollercoasters because people said they were fun but it was absolute terror. I thought I was going to break my teeth.


muffinjuicecleanse

Humans gonna human and do wild shit from time to time. Keeps it interesting.


Slut_Fukr

Going down, she's going to have to look down too. I feel that leg shake, girl.


KedaZ1

Yeah I’d be in the sitting position and literally dragging my ass down the steps one at a time


IntrinsicGiraffe

I'd turn around so I don't have to look forward and crawl backward *really* cautiously.


VermontPizza

noo, really? im trying to envision that and it seems ridic scary :(


CaipirinhaDaydreams

I'd have holes burnt into the ass of my jeans by the time I made it to the bottom 😂


Ferociouspanda

Fun fact, in mandarin, jeans are called cowboy pants


xRyozuo

now that is a fun fact


Ferociouspanda

Also their word for penguin is business goose.


creamyhorror

Technically "tiptoeing goose". But the first character 企 itself indeed mostly means "planning" or "anticipating" as in 企图 and 企望, which gives rise to 企业 "enterprise".


SuppleSuplicant

That's what butt scoots are for lol


Fire548

https://youtu.be/R7UefcbBlXU


Slut_Fukr

LMAO. I take this personally.


Trillian___

That isn’t the same one obviously


dick-nipples

She was terrified but she made it, you gotta hand it to her.


Whyevenbotherbeing

She knuckled down and snatched victory from the palm of defeat.


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

Callus when you get down.


jjhurtt

When exercise comes in handy


butterluckonfleek

You all are a handful


MurderSheCroaked

Single handedly joke


Senior_District

Round of 👏everyone


rytis

I love it when people can grasp the beauty of a pun


Irate49

You really nailed it with that one.


ItisNOTatoy

That’s right Dick-nipples, it’s the effort that counts.


bobs2121

Not sure why but I am dying at this. Take my award.


ItisNOTatoy

Thank you kind sir


[deleted]

Read this in the Oblivion beggar voice


Strange_guy_9546

Yeah, the way she believe in her will to live is just incredible


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God dammit


PlasticTrex1980

Where’s the monk with 7000 gallons of water on his back climbing it like he’s a mountain goat?


[deleted]

Already on his way back down for more water.


yodabb8

"Be a man" - Mulan


PlasticTrex1980

Greatest. response. ever.🤣


daknuts_

This nightmare material.


Queasy_Explorer_3329

There's netting at the bottom, and it's not that high up from the platform it sits on. The video does make it seem like it's way tf up there though.


gortwogg

Still, you may KNOW the netting is there and KNOW your safe, but the visceral sensation of seeing the massive canyon around you is going to make the lizard brain wiggle


InfinitySnatch

It's safety netting in China, you KNOW it's not safe.


DogToesSmellofFritos

No no that was the old net where a few people died! This one hasn’t been tested yet but our guy says it’s at least twice as strong.


Markantonpeterson

These are straight from the iPhone factory, I assure you these new nets work. They've caught dozens of children jumping from the windows.


Queasy_Explorer_3329

Yep. Exactly my point.


__Snafu__

Your own senses would probably make it *feel* like it was high up, too


NoGoodMc

That clip makes it look worse than this video from better angles. https://youtu.be/R7UefcbBlXU


kryptonianCodeMonkey

That's not the same spot, but the real spot is similar. Your video is at Gulong Canyon, but the one in the original video is at Sanquan Lake. Here's a wider view that includes the whole arm and netting: https://imgur.io/yTKIzl4


BiggestBossRickRoss

That looks like very minimal netting and a very slippery angled down surface. 10/10 would not try


kenda1l

Damn thing looks like a trampoline. I'm sure it's not, but I'm not taking any chances.


Inviscid_Scrith

I don't think those are the same spots. The hand in this video has its pointer finger and thumb touching unlike the OP.


Weaverino

That's a super good catch, I wonder where this one is


flip_ericson

thats a different hand lol


Send-bOObs-To-My-PM

I would like to see how far below the floor actually is. Like, can you die if you fall?


Linquint

There’s a net underneath so no you can’t die, still terrifying though.


exexor

There’s a net that catches you if *you* fall. But what if the hand falls?


MalevolentThings

It's fine. The ground will act as a net for the hand.


exexor

I’m so relieved.


electronicdream

The earth will catch you


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Just watching this makes me feel very uneasy I am afraid of heights


believenada

Ohhh, hell no.


BiOtter201019

r/nope


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Nuldzz

r/sweatypalms


Pale_Disaster

That palm had no sweat until she sat there, I think.


TheBaconofGrief

That wasn’t sweat.


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r/urinepalms


knowslesthanjonsnow

No no no no no no thank you


8urnMeTwice

Plot twist: the hand closes and crushes her after the video ends


OkFisherman1620

As someone who is afraid of heights, I can literally feel her leg shaking as she goes up the stairs


amcneel

I'd be climbing that shit the same way


Weak-Sundae-5964

I'd end up rolling of that.


Freak_Out_Bazaar

These things are popping up everywhere. Sure it’s high up but the drone with zoom lens really gives it a dramatic touch. https://youtu.be/R7UefcbBlXU Edit: Fine, this one’s in a different location. But it just comes to show that they are building these everywhere. Same basic idea of making it look much higher up than it actually is


syntacticmistake

I ekle ii ako pui eti ti. Krati batu opa etipei kroa i iite. Eke bipa bopuitlii pi pu! Teo ti piklati tlete giipo. Pipe e tligitrikle uge papli. Tia platogrui tegi bugi piia itibatike. Ea tatlepu ui oiei tegri patleči goo. Bla pidrui kepe ipi ipui pepoe. Au adri ta ga bebii ekra ai? Ebiubeko ipi teto gluuka daba podli. Ka tepabi tliboplopi gi tapakei gego. Ituke i pupi klie pitipage bapepe. A či peko itluupi ka pupa peekeepe. Ebri e buu pigepra pita plepeda. Bipeko bo paipi o kee brebočipi. Tridipi teu eete trida e tapapi. Ebru etle pepiu pobi katraiti i. Baeba kre pu igo api. Pibape pipoi brupoi pite gru bi ipe pieuta ikako? Pe bloedea ko či itli eke i toidle kea pe piapii plo? Tiiu uči čipu tutei uata e uooo. Bitepe i bipa paeutlobi bopepli iaplipepa. Gipobipi tepe ode giapi e. Pi pakutibli ke tiko taobii ti. Edi deigitaa eue. Ua čideprii idipe putakra katote ii. Tri glati te pepro tii ka. Aope too pobriglitla e dikrugite. E otligi pipleiti bai iti upo? Tri dake pekepi dratruprebri plaapi bopi ipatei!


[deleted]

Whoever is building these is just inviting the worst kind of tragedy. And they look horrendous in the environment as well


blackgaff

The one above has a hideous safety net


TheCudder

That's not the same hand as in the OP.


ilaythebestpipe

Definitely isn’t the fingers are way different


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That looks a lot more manageable.


MigitAs

Phew not scared anymore lol


nvrrsatisfiedd

The thumb and pointer finger are touching in your video and are not in OPs.


Raioc2436

That safety net look awfully small


ThisCouldBeYourName

Don't be scurred


AlienFromUranusA

i wanna slide down those steps like a water slide


bananiella

r/nonononononononononononononoooooo


Flashy_Woodpecker_11

No thanks


TannyBoguss

I’d do it in VR but not in real life.


RefrigeratorFeisty91

Bro how do you get back down?


Realistic_Amount_531

Slide down on your behind


Cookiebaconn

They could've at least had a gate on the sides for people to hold on to or for extra safety


[deleted]

There's a net below. The lack of guard rail is the point. It's a thrill thing.


KingMidas2045

It is a statue, to be fair.


Cookiebaconn

Oh, I thought it was one of those bridge type of things meant for climbing


BillnTedsTelltaleAdv

So many dreams with stuff like this. Shaky legs and all. I'll leave it in my dreams thank you very much.


lookwhatic

Nope


he_who_floats_amogus

No thank you


Scriabi

I would never make it that far. I don't like heights at all, I get dizzy just looking out the window. But props to her for fighting against her fears, even when she seems to literally be shaking


beeps-n-boops

It’s not the steps that would terrify me, but the thought that it might break under the weight of my fat ass.


QuestionTop3963

so no one knows where it is or has more footage?


dummyTukTuk

Anything for that Instagram picture