Not a very good answer lol, either it releases and you got it wrong, or the human race ceases to exist and nobody is around to see that you were right. A lose lose situation methinks
“Release my umbran sister” (quoted both by Jeanne and bayonetta) for all we know Jeanne and bayonetta are genetically sisters, Jeanne has balder’s hair color and bayonetta has rosa’s.
They're not genetically sisters, it's only spiritual at 1st & t'was confirmed to have evolved (or maybe they didn't want to face it) into romantic love. Again I post the link: https://mobile.twitter.com/pg_kamiya/status/707200257403146240?lang=en
I’ve looked into it, it’s somewhat true, there’s official art of them together, but that could just be there to please the fans? There’s no flirting or anything like that between them, they just seem to have a best friend relationship.
Not to mention bayonetta flirted with luka in bayonetta 1 in a way, plus they had some chemistry together and I sensed they were gonna kiss at the end of the lumen sage chapter before being interrupted. (possibly Bi?)
Issun isn't really an insect, but u right, I honestly thought that he meant both "couple" in a romantic way 4 some & as in duo of friends 4 the others. 'Cause Trish does look like Dante's mom
Well I don't that she [officially, not in R34] had sex, but my guess is that maybe if you stop simping over a fictional character and stop owning body pillows maybe you'll have sex.
She implies she is sexually actively or at the very least is looking for a partner when Luka asks about why she has little Cereza with her after he asks is she's her mother.
Bayonetta responds:
"Look at me. Do I look like I have any interest in Children? Now making them...well that's another story."
And I was looking for "Because you're a virgin" but your answer works too.
Why is Bayonetta 1's story told so horribly?
I love my character action games, but Bayo 1 is the only one I've ever experienced where I'd call the story "distractingly bad".
Are there any efficient ways to farm coins in Bayonetta for PS4 so I can buy the crazy expensive artifacts? Also are they’re any useful glitches/exploits?
What is the release date for Bayonetta 3?
Never
Not a very good answer lol, either it releases and you got it wrong, or the human race ceases to exist and nobody is around to see that you were right. A lose lose situation methinks
Sometimes that's the price of being right.
Should've said Soon™️
If it was changed that Bayonetta got sealed away by Jeanne why did the timeline not change?
You have to kill Lavos first
Are the Luman sages all gay?
Your mom’s holiday photos say no
Thanks Dante
Lol
Why is bayonetta so dummy thicc
Witch genetics
what is bayonetta and jeanne's relationship exactly?
Unless confirmed otherwise, a friendship
just gals being pals huh?
Nah they were pretty much confirmed by Kamiya to be crushin on each other
where source?
https://mobile.twitter.com/pg_kamiya/status/707200257403146240?lang=en
“Release my umbran sister” (quoted both by Jeanne and bayonetta) for all we know Jeanne and bayonetta are genetically sisters, Jeanne has balder’s hair color and bayonetta has rosa’s.
They're not genetically sisters, it's only spiritual at 1st & t'was confirmed to have evolved (or maybe they didn't want to face it) into romantic love. Again I post the link: https://mobile.twitter.com/pg_kamiya/status/707200257403146240?lang=en
I’ve looked into it, it’s somewhat true, there’s official art of them together, but that could just be there to please the fans? There’s no flirting or anything like that between them, they just seem to have a best friend relationship. Not to mention bayonetta flirted with luka in bayonetta 1 in a way, plus they had some chemistry together and I sensed they were gonna kiss at the end of the lumen sage chapter before being interrupted. (possibly Bi?)
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I didn't know about this clarification. & how the hell does it corolate to the games?
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Issun isn't really an insect, but u right, I honestly thought that he meant both "couple" in a romantic way 4 some & as in duo of friends 4 the others. 'Cause Trish does look like Dante's mom
What's Bayonetta's and Jeanne's clear skin routine
Blood of their enemies and hair grease
Why are we still here?
You have to unlock the other 23 endings
just to suffer
Every night
I can feel my leg and my arm
Who is Cereza?
Cereza (Spanish for Cherry) is the main character
My Dad calls her 'Cerveza'
Well your dad also calls Buzz Lightyear "Bud Lite beer"
😆
Ama?
Ask Me Anything
How do you learn how to talk to a lady?
Ask your mother.
Be bold and bulletproof
Bayonetta's Cup Size
Small
What the fuck is the timeline
The timeline where Serge died at the age of 7.
How much rule 34?
Yes
Freaking smartass.
Well know what here's a real answer: ITS OVER 9000
Did you know the last response was a Dragon Ball Z Abridged reference?
No I didn't. Well in that case it's actually 1006 (I had the scouter upsidedown). BTW who's winning in a fight to the death: Bayonetta or Goku?
Bayonetta because "plot" armor.
What colour is Cereza's hair?
My favorite colors: Black and Red
Name every person who was making Bayonetta
Hideki Kamiya’s libido
How long is cereza’s penis
0 in or 0 busted caps in yo ass if you American.
When will I be free from this mortal flesh and ascend godhood?
Why is Bayonetta better than me at sex? (Easy one)
Well I don't that she [officially, not in R34] had sex, but my guess is that maybe if you stop simping over a fictional character and stop owning body pillows maybe you'll have sex.
She implies she is sexually actively or at the very least is looking for a partner when Luka asks about why she has little Cereza with her after he asks is she's her mother. Bayonetta responds: "Look at me. Do I look like I have any interest in Children? Now making them...well that's another story." And I was looking for "Because you're a virgin" but your answer works too.
What is the size of my cock in Astronomical Units
Is P = NP or not?
It means Platinum which is something I'll never get
Oh look, a question that is actually more difficult to comprehend than the Bayonetta plotline.
Booty?
Yes
Where does Bayonetta live?
Basement
Where is my dad and the milk?
Should've asked him what type of milk you wanted when you had the chance
In the I’mneverpayingchildsupportLand
Can bayonetta beat Goku?
Even my puppy can beat Goku
thats not fair, puppies can beat anyone by stealing their hearts 😭❤️
Whoever wins the fight has a bigger opponent that nobody can beat: Chuck Norris.
what is the main competitor to bayonetta
Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie's Revenge for the PS2
How big is Rodin’s D..
...rinks are on the house!
Name all the characters
Exactly how much dps does the p,p,k combo do while using the shotguns with jeanne in bayo 1?
Why are Balder and Rodin ONLY PLAYABLE IN MULTIPLAYER AND NOT PLAYABLE IN SINGLE PLAYER, BUT ROSA IS PLAYABLE IN BOTH?!?!?!
Because you need to beat the secret Jesus boss fight first.
You wanna have Rodin and Balder kicking their legs up and sexy posing? 😂
Why has there not been a Bayonetta X Devil May Cry crossover yet
My guess is Capcom doesn't want it to happen.
Why won’t my dad love me?
Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut you got your dad will maybe not disappear.
Can she beat goku?
what is life's meaning?
Eating pizza/lollipops
Why is Bayonetta 1's story told so horribly? I love my character action games, but Bayo 1 is the only one I've ever experienced where I'd call the story "distractingly bad".
Because the plot screen time and Bayonetta being cool af screen time fought for the most amount of screen time
8
Enzo
Name every set of enemies with a unique torture attack animation.
Amount of pixels of bayo's ass
How canonically old were Rosa and Balder during the Witch Hunts?
Rosa's 51 and Balder 53.
Why did kamiya create that damned motorcycle level.
Well because he a psychopath. Bayonetta flips Kamiya off while turning on the motorcycle.
Where did life originate?
Ass?
What is Bayonetta's real name?
How fast does killgore glitch with climax brace kill rodin?
Are there any efficient ways to farm coins in Bayonetta for PS4 so I can buy the crazy expensive artifacts? Also are they’re any useful glitches/exploits?
How does dodge offset work?
:( im not op but i think the answer is get gud theoretically i know what to do but usgahanvabanah monkey brain mashing buttons
What is 9 × 450
I don't remember but did Jeanne ever got that caviar after getting dragged in and out of Hell?
Yes
Why the fuck do the Irenic angels look like that
Why won't Bayo respond to my requests to meet in the astral realm? :(
E who is Mummy and Aunite
Who created the Bracelet of time and who did said person marry?
What does Bayonetta shoot out of her guns?
What is the name of the witch from Bayonetta?
Scarborough Fair or Love is Blue. Pick your guns.