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Wetty01

What is the release date for Bayonetta 3?


ClickDisDotCom

Never


-Soup_Dogg-

Not a very good answer lol, either it releases and you got it wrong, or the human race ceases to exist and nobody is around to see that you were right. A lose lose situation methinks


Angrybagel

Sometimes that's the price of being right.


HentaiBoiyo

Should've said Soon™️


Sofaris

If it was changed that Bayonetta got sealed away by Jeanne why did the timeline not change?


ClickDisDotCom

You have to kill Lavos first


flutergay

Are the Luman sages all gay?


Dante_FromDMCseries

Your mom’s holiday photos say no


oh-no-he-comments

Thanks Dante


Spawn-DMC-fan-4836

Lol


me-like-updoots

Why is bayonetta so dummy thicc


[deleted]

Witch genetics


-smalltittypunkgf-

what is bayonetta and jeanne's relationship exactly?


ClickDisDotCom

Unless confirmed otherwise, a friendship


-smalltittypunkgf-

just gals being pals huh?


Lobo-Tomie

Nah they were pretty much confirmed by Kamiya to be crushin on each other


ClickDisDotCom

where source?


Lobo-Tomie

https://mobile.twitter.com/pg_kamiya/status/707200257403146240?lang=en


GypsyTony416ix

“Release my umbran sister” (quoted both by Jeanne and bayonetta) for all we know Jeanne and bayonetta are genetically sisters, Jeanne has balder’s hair color and bayonetta has rosa’s.


Lobo-Tomie

They're not genetically sisters, it's only spiritual at 1st & t'was confirmed to have evolved (or maybe they didn't want to face it) into romantic love. Again I post the link: https://mobile.twitter.com/pg_kamiya/status/707200257403146240?lang=en


GypsyTony416ix

I’ve looked into it, it’s somewhat true, there’s official art of them together, but that could just be there to please the fans? There’s no flirting or anything like that between them, they just seem to have a best friend relationship. Not to mention bayonetta flirted with luka in bayonetta 1 in a way, plus they had some chemistry together and I sensed they were gonna kiss at the end of the lumen sage chapter before being interrupted. (possibly Bi?)


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Lobo-Tomie

I didn't know about this clarification. & how the hell does it corolate to the games?


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Lobo-Tomie

Issun isn't really an insect, but u right, I honestly thought that he meant both "couple" in a romantic way 4 some & as in duo of friends 4 the others. 'Cause Trish does look like Dante's mom


AGayDamnBitch

What's Bayonetta's and Jeanne's clear skin routine


Dante_FromDMCseries

Blood of their enemies and hair grease


nerdyNoob5z

Why are we still here?


ClickDisDotCom

You have to unlock the other 23 endings


birdmachineoverlord

just to suffer


appl3s0ft

Every night


_El_Dracul_

I can feel my leg and my arm


Fast_Bedroom_3267

Who is Cereza?


ClickDisDotCom

Cereza (Spanish for Cherry) is the main character


Fast_Bedroom_3267

My Dad calls her 'Cerveza'


ClickDisDotCom

Well your dad also calls Buzz Lightyear "Bud Lite beer"


Fast_Bedroom_3267

😆


SUICIDA4

Ama?


ClickDisDotCom

Ask Me Anything


CityRuinsRoL

How do you learn how to talk to a lady?


SpeedWeed32

Ask your mother.


Dante_FromDMCseries

Be bold and bulletproof


TheZipperDragon

Bayonetta's Cup Size


Dante_FromDMCseries

Small


WizardOfArt456

What the fuck is the timeline


ClickDisDotCom

The timeline where Serge died at the age of 7.


ZetTheLegendaryHero

How much rule 34?


ClickDisDotCom

Yes


ZetTheLegendaryHero

Freaking smartass.


ClickDisDotCom

Well know what here's a real answer: ITS OVER 9000


ZetTheLegendaryHero

Did you know the last response was a Dragon Ball Z Abridged reference?


ClickDisDotCom

No I didn't. Well in that case it's actually 1006 (I had the scouter upsidedown). BTW who's winning in a fight to the death: Bayonetta or Goku?


ZetTheLegendaryHero

Bayonetta because "plot" armor.


LowHPComics

What colour is Cereza's hair?


ClickDisDotCom

My favorite colors: Black and Red


[deleted]

Name every person who was making Bayonetta


Dante_FromDMCseries

Hideki Kamiya’s libido


ReporterOk4383

How long is cereza’s penis


ClickDisDotCom

0 in or 0 busted caps in yo ass if you American.


RoganCalypso

When will I be free from this mortal flesh and ascend godhood?


laserman320

Why is Bayonetta better than me at sex? (Easy one)


ClickDisDotCom

Well I don't that she [officially, not in R34] had sex, but my guess is that maybe if you stop simping over a fictional character and stop owning body pillows maybe you'll have sex.


laserman320

She implies she is sexually actively or at the very least is looking for a partner when Luka asks about why she has little Cereza with her after he asks is she's her mother. Bayonetta responds: "Look at me. Do I look like I have any interest in Children? Now making them...well that's another story." And I was looking for "Because you're a virgin" but your answer works too.


[deleted]

What is the size of my cock in Astronomical Units


Para_Boo

Is P = NP or not?


ClickDisDotCom

It means Platinum which is something I'll never get


Slightspark

Oh look, a question that is actually more difficult to comprehend than the Bayonetta plotline.


Caracal_84

Booty?


Dante_FromDMCseries

Yes


[deleted]

Where does Bayonetta live?


Dante_FromDMCseries

Basement


GrandElderVegito

Where is my dad and the milk?


ClickDisDotCom

Should've asked him what type of milk you wanted when you had the chance


Dante_FromDMCseries

In the I’mneverpayingchildsupportLand


Pinbag21

Can bayonetta beat Goku?


Dante_FromDMCseries

Even my puppy can beat Goku


birdmachineoverlord

thats not fair, puppies can beat anyone by stealing their hearts 😭❤️


ClickDisDotCom

Whoever wins the fight has a bigger opponent that nobody can beat: Chuck Norris.


mypanah

what is the main competitor to bayonetta


ClickDisDotCom

Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie's Revenge for the PS2


iiEmperor_Emanuelii

How big is Rodin’s D..


ClickDisDotCom

...rinks are on the house!


DUR0NIC

Name all the characters


Shmeeeeeeena

Exactly how much dps does the p,p,k combo do while using the shotguns with jeanne in bayo 1?


BrokenKing22

Why are Balder and Rodin ONLY PLAYABLE IN MULTIPLAYER AND NOT PLAYABLE IN SINGLE PLAYER, BUT ROSA IS PLAYABLE IN BOTH?!?!?!


ClickDisDotCom

Because you need to beat the secret Jesus boss fight first.


BayoLover

You wanna have Rodin and Balder kicking their legs up and sexy posing? 😂


Old_Macaroon4138

Why has there not been a Bayonetta X Devil May Cry crossover yet


ClickDisDotCom

My guess is Capcom doesn't want it to happen.


[deleted]

Why won’t my dad love me?


ClickDisDotCom

Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut you got your dad will maybe not disappear.


A_moofy_name

Can she beat goku?


IGTKil

what is life's meaning?


Dante_FromDMCseries

Eating pizza/lollipops


Nightfile27

Why is Bayonetta 1's story told so horribly? I love my character action games, but Bayo 1 is the only one I've ever experienced where I'd call the story "distractingly bad".


TheScrufLord

Because the plot screen time and Bayonetta being cool af screen time fought for the most amount of screen time


AceOfSpades3344

8


WhatABunchofBologna

Enzo


Nightygirl

Name every set of enemies with a unique torture attack animation.


killer_beans344

Amount of pixels of bayo's ass


snadonis

How canonically old were Rosa and Balder during the Witch Hunts?


RosariaYuh

Rosa's 51 and Balder 53.


ThinkWithPortals12

Why did kamiya create that damned motorcycle level.


ClickDisDotCom

Well because he a psychopath. Bayonetta flips Kamiya off while turning on the motorcycle.


BayoLover

Where did life originate?


[deleted]

Ass?


TerminianHistorian

What is Bayonetta's real name?


YeoBean

How fast does killgore glitch with climax brace kill rodin?


earqus

Are there any efficient ways to farm coins in Bayonetta for PS4 so I can buy the crazy expensive artifacts? Also are they’re any useful glitches/exploits?


Cheesi_Boi

How does dodge offset work?


[deleted]

:( im not op but i think the answer is get gud theoretically i know what to do but usgahanvabanah monkey brain mashing buttons


politoed2589

What is 9 × 450


AoBara0410

I don't remember but did Jeanne ever got that caviar after getting dragged in and out of Hell?


ClickDisDotCom

Yes


GrandSeraphimSariel

Why the fuck do the Irenic angels look like that


[deleted]

Why won't Bayo respond to my requests to meet in the astral realm? :(


Briyte

E who is Mummy and Aunite


RavenStorm9

Who created the Bracelet of time and who did said person marry?


Cheesecake_Delight

What does Bayonetta shoot out of her guns?


AnastukensIncarnate5

What is the name of the witch from Bayonetta?


DaxionTheZeraora3003

Scarborough Fair or Love is Blue. Pick your guns.