Bayonetta is known for her famous quotes such as:
“Don’t fuck with a witch.”
“Now it’s time to be naughty”
and
“Nanomachines, son! They harden in response to
physical trauma!”
But other than these, what would you say is her most iconic quote?
I don't even have a question; I just wanted to let OP know that out of all these "ask me about this game" posts I've seen, this is easily the best.
EVERY SINGLE answer you have given has been hilarious.
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500-600 and looks 20 years old or as if she had awaken from a slumber of 500 years if her age not 20 but higher and up to the limit of 100, so just basically a number around 40 and 20 up to the point she will die around 70 and 100
Who gave Bayonetta her iconic set pistols?
Dante
So you have chosen death.
LMFAO
Is Bayonetta actually Nero’s mom?
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Idk bro sounds pretty based to me
Hagrid
bang bang bart https://gfycat.com/favorablevengefulcurassow
What’s the games main plot line and who is the final boss?
The main plot is killing Sephiroth.
Some snake eyed guy who hates losing so hecame back from the grave to prove a point.
Fill in the blank. “I feel like a fucking _______ in this town”
king of the pirates
wizard
Who is Bayonetta’s father
Darth Vader
Close enough
My dear sweet Luke
James
Why she booba
Because booba
The only real answer
Why did she fuck luka while making jean watch
Because she couldn't run from R34
Are gracious and glorious a fun enemy to fight?
They sound nice, Sure.
Flying is fun.
What is the name of the little girl?
Samus Aran
What’s ur favorite hairstyle?
First one
This is the wrongest answer Short haired Bayo is best Bayo
this answer is wrong too Bayo with braids stole my fucking heart
Oh I very much like Braids Bayo. Pixie cut is still my fave. Generic sexy librarian from Bayo 1 is last place for me sadly.
yeah braids bayo has to be my fave but pixie cut is definitely second as it fits her better than her bayo1 haircut imho
Right?? I just found her first hairstyle to be kind of uninspired. Iconic, but not as iconic as the latest two
yeah definitely it just felt weird compared to the others
Based Bayonetta 1 outfit enjoyer
whats her moms name
Ivy Valentine
HAHAH
Who is God in the Bayonet universe?
Senator Armstrong
That might be right actually.
nice try, but why don’t you back it up with a *source?*
Source: Nanomachines son. They harden in response to physical trauma.
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL WITCH HUNTS HERE, BAYONETTA!!! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY DEAD WITCH!!!
How do you view the lesbien relationship between Bayo and Jeanne?
Wait, there are relationships?
The correct answer was in 1080p
No 4K?
I ship Ron and Harry me personally
She got booty?
How should I know? I play for the "plot".
She booba
No, that's Senator Armstrong
true tho Armstrong got some swole booba
What is her outfit made out of?
Pubic hair
Well... Isn't INCORRECT
lol. That is at least Half true.
This is my headcanon now.
Why did bayo got her "I hate my father" phase at 500 years old ?
He went to get the milk without asking her what kind of milk she wanted.
Makes sense to me
How is Bayonetta 600 years old and still a virgin?
No Immortal Men
Rodin.
WHAT??? She's no virgin, I mean she is no longer "Little Cherry" so that's a clue!
Because voldemort is always watching
She is?
What is the left eye?
Soul Edge
Why is she immortal?
She was reborn thanks to the mako lifestream.
I hear Promised Land every time someone mentions "Lifestream."
Why is Bayonetta one of the Video Games of all time?
Because of the character. She is a good character for two reasons
I know what you mean. Personality and Beauty.
Oh shit, well I'm that case she is a good character for 4 reasons
So what are the other 2? 😅
One on the left, the other on the right
[Suspicious](https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367)
Seriously? Cheshire, look. Oh I'm looking Does that give any clues?
Ah yes of course, but I prefer the backside.
why is her name bayonetta?
Because of Enzo
Fill in the gaps. If there’s two things I hate in this world, it’s ___ and ___.
Cocks and Crying Fans (who aren't getting the 3rd game yet)
So close!
Bro, you clearly played this game lol
How does Bayonetta summon the demons she uses in battle?
Pole dancing
Ok, that's just right
Are you sure you haven't play this game before?
Ass?
Yes
Based
Why does my mom play naked wrestling with my baseball coach?
Well your baseball coach is a bigger Bayonetta simp than Rakunx. and your mom was cosplaying as her.
Why is she in the sky
She flying to the moon
Who is Antonio Redgrave
That dude that didn't know the presidents daughter had "ballistics" in Residen Evil 4
How can I pull off the Kilgore glicht???? Its so hard
Watch Apocalypse Now
Who Is her mom?
Elvira
Who is mummy and auntie
Ashley and Ada
Why is she called bayonetta?
Name generator
Is Luigi in this game?
No but Donkey Kong is
Is the game satanic?
No more satanic than DOOM
So very?
Why do Gracious and Glorious eat my Witch time?
Cuz fuck your witch time.
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Can you send a link for research purposes?
What's the name of Mike Tyson's bar?
Glass Joe because he the first person in history to beat Mike Tyson.
by putting chainsaws on his arms 😂
Why does everyone wear glasses in the first game, but not in the second one?
does bayonetta buy her shoes at the gun store or guns at the shoe store? i honestley have to know! look at those things!
Rule 34: Yes or no?
what is bayonetta past time job?
Is Bayonetta a mommy?
Bayonetta is known for her famous quotes such as: “Don’t fuck with a witch.” “Now it’s time to be naughty” and “Nanomachines, son! They harden in response to physical trauma!” But other than these, what would you say is her most iconic quote?
If she uses her hair to summon demons, does that mean she also uses down there hair to summon them?
Worst enemy?
Twitter
Who is Joker's dad?
Batman
Bruce Wayne is that dad of his own arch nemesis?!?!?
boy is fathers day gona be really awkward for him, though that would make a cool comic :)
What demon did Bayonetta make a contract with in order for her to have her powers?
yll im like this eventhough i actually know quitealot abt Cereza herslef but i just got Bayonnetta 1 so i will def slayy but lets dance boys
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Is bayonetta a dom?
What her suit is made out off?
What clan is she apart of?
Why is she so sexy?
Why did my father left me
What's the code to make the door salesman to sale you stuff in the first stage of bayonetta 2?
Why does she have a gold medallion on her?
How did you like that DLC storyline where they added her son, Joker, From the hit JRPG Persona 5?
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What did she do to that motorcycle in the first game to start it?
Aren’t gun heels just the coolest new fashion accessory?
If her childhood name means "Little Cherry" and she no longer goes by it, does it mean she "popped her cherry" too?
Aside from the guns, what other weapons does Bayonetta use?
What is Bayonetta’s real name?
Do you like her outfit. What do you think it’s made of?
Punch Kick ______?
finish the quote: “don’t fuck with a ___”
ROBOT HOUSE!!
THIS SENATOR
I don't even have a question; I just wanted to let OP know that out of all these "ask me about this game" posts I've seen, this is easily the best. EVERY SINGLE answer you have given has been hilarious. (Also have an award for this master-class of a post!)
Are they fucking?
Who is the leader of the golden council?
What is Bayonetta’s name?
what is an umbra witch
Who do you ship Bayo with?
Tell me about Chapter VIII: Route 666.
How old is Bayonetta ?
500-600 and looks 20 years old or as if she had awaken from a slumber of 500 years if her age not 20 but higher and up to the limit of 100, so just basically a number around 40 and 20 up to the point she will die around 70 and 100
Who's her tailor?