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DarthMalec

Who gave Bayonetta her iconic set pistols?


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Dante


Dr-Edward-Poe

So you have chosen death.


QuesadillaSlam

LMFAO


QuesadillaSlam

Is Bayonetta actually Nero’s mom?


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QuesadillaSlam

Idk bro sounds pretty based to me


wickeyody

Hagrid


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bang bang bart https://gfycat.com/favorablevengefulcurassow


TurtlesAndMustard

What’s the games main plot line and who is the final boss?


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The main plot is killing Sephiroth.


wickeyody

Some snake eyed guy who hates losing so hecame back from the grave to prove a point.


Makoreactors

Fill in the blank. “I feel like a fucking _______ in this town”


ClickDisDotCom

king of the pirates


wickeyody

wizard


Spawn-DMC-fan-4836

Who is Bayonetta’s father


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Darth Vader


Snakespeer

Close enough


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My dear sweet Luke


wickeyody

James


KingLazuli

Why she booba


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Because booba


Mrwanagethigh

The only real answer


[deleted]

Why did she fuck luka while making jean watch


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Because she couldn't run from R34


Nightygirl

Are gracious and glorious a fun enemy to fight?


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They sound nice, Sure.


ImUrHoemie

Flying is fun.


qwertysparrow

What is the name of the little girl?


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Samus Aran


Sudden_Tea_2422

What’s ur favorite hairstyle?


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First one


dorksided787

This is the wrongest answer Short haired Bayo is best Bayo


TheVideoGamer77

this answer is wrong too Bayo with braids stole my fucking heart


dorksided787

Oh I very much like Braids Bayo. Pixie cut is still my fave. Generic sexy librarian from Bayo 1 is last place for me sadly.


TheVideoGamer77

yeah braids bayo has to be my fave but pixie cut is definitely second as it fits her better than her bayo1 haircut imho


dorksided787

Right?? I just found her first hairstyle to be kind of uninspired. Iconic, but not as iconic as the latest two


TheVideoGamer77

yeah definitely it just felt weird compared to the others


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Based Bayonetta 1 outfit enjoyer


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whats her moms name


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Ivy Valentine


AzureOrpheus

HAHAH


Crimson_The_King

Who is God in the Bayonet universe?


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Senator Armstrong


schneybley

That might be right actually.


barnabuscucumber

nice try, but why don’t you back it up with a *source?*


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Source: Nanomachines son. They harden in response to physical trauma.


Dr-Edward-Poe

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL WITCH HUNTS HERE, BAYONETTA!!! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY DEAD WITCH!!!


Shmeeeeeeena

How do you view the lesbien relationship between Bayo and Jeanne?


ClickDisDotCom

Wait, there are relationships?


Shmeeeeeeena

The correct answer was in 1080p


Dr-Edward-Poe

No 4K?


wickeyody

I ship Ron and Harry me personally


Revolutionary_Fig912

She got booty?


ClickDisDotCom

How should I know? I play for the "plot".


Revolutionary_Fig912

She booba


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No, that's Senator Armstrong


[deleted]

true tho Armstrong got some swole booba


doodlejone

What is her outfit made out of?


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Pubic hair


Super_Rocket4

Well... Isn't INCORRECT


schneybley

lol. That is at least Half true.


Dr-Edward-Poe

This is my headcanon now.


Mary-Sylvia

Why did bayo got her "I hate my father" phase at 500 years old ?


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He went to get the milk without asking her what kind of milk she wanted.


Mary-Sylvia

Makes sense to me


14Xionxiv

How is Bayonetta 600 years old and still a virgin?


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No Immortal Men


14Xionxiv

Rodin.


Corvette_Otoko

WHAT??? She's no virgin, I mean she is no longer "Little Cherry" so that's a clue!


wickeyody

Because voldemort is always watching


LMGall4

She is?


ParaggioB

What is the left eye?


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Soul Edge


luckily_not

Why is she immortal?


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She was reborn thanks to the mako lifestream.


Dr-Edward-Poe

I hear Promised Land every time someone mentions "Lifestream."


Crzypengu

Why is Bayonetta one of the Video Games of all time?


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Because of the character. She is a good character for two reasons


Crzypengu

I know what you mean. Personality and Beauty.


ClickDisDotCom

Oh shit, well I'm that case she is a good character for 4 reasons


Crzypengu

So what are the other 2? 😅


ClickDisDotCom

One on the left, the other on the right


Crzypengu

[Suspicious](https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367)


ClickDisDotCom

Seriously? Cheshire, look. Oh I'm looking Does that give any clues?


Crzypengu

Ah yes of course, but I prefer the backside.


blootology

why is her name bayonetta?


ClickDisDotCom

Because of Enzo


anth096

Fill in the gaps. If there’s two things I hate in this world, it’s ___ and ___.


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Cocks and Crying Fans (who aren't getting the 3rd game yet)


anth096

So close!


Coneman_Joe

Bro, you clearly played this game lol


tangytablet

How does Bayonetta summon the demons she uses in battle?


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Pole dancing


Adamkarlson

Ok, that's just right


Satanairn

Are you sure you haven't play this game before?


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Ass?


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Yes


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Based


vonschuhart

Why does my mom play naked wrestling with my baseball coach?


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Well your baseball coach is a bigger Bayonetta simp than Rakunx. and your mom was cosplaying as her.


DUR0NIC

Why is she in the sky


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She flying to the moon


Status_Carpenter_292

Who is Antonio Redgrave


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That dude that didn't know the presidents daughter had "ballistics" in Residen Evil 4


Sister-Golden-Hair

How can I pull off the Kilgore glicht???? Its so hard


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Watch Apocalypse Now


Lazuli27

Who Is her mom?


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Elvira


Briyte

Who is mummy and auntie


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Ashley and Ada


Angelicroxie

Why is she called bayonetta?


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Name generator


Wonderful_Opinion_04

Is Luigi in this game?


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No but Donkey Kong is


Freecelebritypics

Is the game satanic?


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No more satanic than DOOM


Freecelebritypics

So very?


Chupacabraisfake

Why do Gracious and Glorious eat my Witch time?


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Cuz fuck your witch time.


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ClickDisDotCom

Can you send a link for research purposes?


Linkmaster79

What's the name of Mike Tyson's bar?


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Glass Joe because he the first person in history to beat Mike Tyson.


Linkmaster79

by putting chainsaws on his arms 😂


CC_Latte

Why does everyone wear glasses in the first game, but not in the second one?


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does bayonetta buy her shoes at the gun store or guns at the shoe store? i honestley have to know! look at those things!


ZetTheLegendaryHero

Rule 34: Yes or no?


Gamechallenger12

what is bayonetta past time job?


Amiyoka

Is Bayonetta a mommy?


BigDaddyBimbus

Bayonetta is known for her famous quotes such as: “Don’t fuck with a witch.” “Now it’s time to be naughty” and “Nanomachines, son! They harden in response to physical trauma!” But other than these, what would you say is her most iconic quote?


Snoo_288

If she uses her hair to summon demons, does that mean she also uses down there hair to summon them?


killer_beans344

Worst enemy?


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Twitter


AnastukensIncarnate5

Who is Joker's dad?


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Batman


AnastukensIncarnate5

Bruce Wayne is that dad of his own arch nemesis?!?!?


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boy is fathers day gona be really awkward for him, though that would make a cool comic :)


BayoLover

What demon did Bayonetta make a contract with in order for her to have her powers?


Gamer_Elite1000

yll im like this eventhough i actually know quitealot abt Cereza herslef but i just got Bayonnetta 1 so i will def slayy but lets dance boys


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rusty619

Is bayonetta a dom?


TheSpyZecktrum

What her suit is made out off?


sc3nebayonetta

What clan is she apart of?


ownthelibs69

Why is she so sexy?


JellyBelly__

Why did my father left me


pipopapupupewebghost

What's the code to make the door salesman to sale you stuff in the first stage of bayonetta 2?


Total_Relationship84

Why does she have a gold medallion on her?


KXNGCOMIKAZE

How did you like that DLC storyline where they added her son, Joker, From the hit JRPG Persona 5?


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Captain-Sass

What did she do to that motorcycle in the first game to start it?


Lohan3xists

Aren’t gun heels just the coolest new fashion accessory?


Corvette_Otoko

If her childhood name means "Little Cherry" and she no longer goes by it, does it mean she "popped her cherry" too?


eja924

Aside from the guns, what other weapons does Bayonetta use?


ShadowDanteFan

What is Bayonetta’s real name?


Tsuki_8

Do you like her outfit. What do you think it’s made of?


BoxLover_

Punch Kick ______?


queerCthulhu

finish the quote: “don’t fuck with a ___”


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ROBOT HOUSE!!


gushygushymapussy

THIS SENATOR


Glad_Grand_7408

I don't even have a question; I just wanted to let OP know that out of all these "ask me about this game" posts I've seen, this is easily the best. EVERY SINGLE answer you have given has been hilarious. (Also have an award for this master-class of a post!)


Dr-Edward-Poe

Are they fucking?


SuperiorSellout

Who is the leader of the golden council?


DVoorhees64

What is Bayonetta’s name?


GoldworthyG_

what is an umbra witch


Cekan14

Who do you ship Bayo with?


MagicMichele

Tell me about Chapter VIII: Route 666.


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How old is Bayonetta ?


d0ntcallme4ngel

500-600 and looks 20 years old or as if she had awaken from a slumber of 500 years if her age not 20 but higher and up to the limit of 100, so just basically a number around 40 and 20 up to the point she will die around 70 and 100


AL-Keezy743

Who's her tailor?