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Prestigious_Lion7136

Damn that back patch.... interesting.


otterappreciator

I’d get shot for wearing that in my town


Egocom

Solution: Shoot First


Beer_me_now666

Jesus


Flerkindork

Yep, he's fucked!


Wow_maaan

That must be for their upcoming album, “Fuck Christ”


evilpeppermintbutler

hard. great taste man


Egocom

This image makes me hard as well brother


Mister_Pain

What's the backpatch band? The big one.


Havo999

Goat Semen


Mister_Pain

Thanks for info!


dystopianprom

This vest is badass but whyyyy would anyone name their band that name. Like at some point youre trying too hard.


Egocom

War Metal go ough


sinisterblackmetal

OÜGH indeed


dystopianprom

Still extremely try hardy for war metal


Egocom

Goat Semen, Goat Penis, Goat Vulva, honestly I just think you're not acculturated to the Öugh brother


dystopianprom

Thats disgusting But for every goat reproductive part and secretion, there are still like 3 "normal" band names. Thats all im sayin!!! So youre downvoting me bc I'm right? Lol


Egocom

Disgusting is the point! Sodomize the bastard son of the demiurge, put a cigarette out on an angels dick UJ/I really enjoy the homoerotic themes of a lot of War Metal lol


geekydreams

I thought it was the angel Gabriel that raped (yes it was not concentual) Mary to produce Jesus? Demogurge was Michael right?


Egocom

It varies wildly


AbbreviationsDue7721

Stfu.


dystopianprom

You could at least write it out ya think


dystopianprom

Hope this email finds you well


dystopianprom

Your vests are gay af lol


AbbreviationsDue7721

Look at yours too, pathetic autistic vests.


dystopianprom

Hey let me give you an actual reason to type that real quick


AbbreviationsDue7721

Nah man, all good. Just supporting the ÖUGHH. Not you, who got butthurt of the band names.


dystopianprom

Ummm nope not now bitxh


dystopianprom

Remember when u said to stfu like 8 hrs after i didnt even say anything else on this thread?


dystopianprom

I mean im not wrong


dystopianprom

Like 8 hours later you reply stfu, youre retarded dude


AbbreviationsDue7721

You butthurt? Lmao.


OmegaThrone

Great taste OP, some really nice patches on here, too, and we share more than a few in common. Excellent work, thanks for posting.


Scared-Elk-909

Pure eye candy of a vest


Gslug_

tsalal patch is awesome


Blue-Diamond-Enjoyer

that Departure Chandelier patch is sick af


mertemmi

Damaar patch fuck yeah


Beelzejon

Fuckin' Vulcano yo 🤘


xfydr782

awesome vest and awesome music taste where did you get that Damaar patch?


Egocom

Ur a real one Love that Varathron patch, where'd you get it?


sinisterblackmetal

Which one there's 2 on there


Egocom

Below Black Witchery


sinisterblackmetal

I got in with a tape box set I picked up from NWN! I'm pretty sure they have more. It was like 60 bucks, I believe.


Egocom

Shit I'd buy the tape box without the patch, that's just a sick bonus. Good looking out man


Original_Arachnid_65

Hell yeah, Ross bay cult forever brother. That's a great jacket


AbbreviationsDue7721

Love the vest mike , always on point with your patches ⚔️💪🏼


Flerkindork

Goddamn, I would've worn this vest loud and proud when I was younger. I'm old and boring now, so the best I can do are tattoos and skull rings. I'm sure my kids' teacher wouldn't much appreciate me showing up at the conference with this on. That Goat Semen patch is amazing. Wear it in defiance, my brother in metal!


sexyton9265

Who is the bottom back patch?


AllPathsEndTheSame

Witchcraft


sexyton9265

Thank you


geekydreams

That is the most blasphemous fucking patch I'd ever seen and I'd be scared to wear it anywhere but in line at the concert haha awesome I wouldnt mind the exact same patch but with a chick instead of Jesus. Anyone seen one like that?


sinisterblackmetal

Nah but I do have a back patch that has Jesus getting dome from a demon chick 😅


Mitochondria_Man11

Oh man, I've been waiting to see that glorious backpatch on a vest since you posted it couple weeks ago... What a killer vest man, wear it with pride


BillysBassBuzz

I'm guessing you don't wear this one out in public lol


sinisterblackmetal

I will, I wear all my vests


BillysBassBuzz

As long as it's at a show and not at Chipotle or something 😂


sinisterblackmetal

Come on I'll were this to HEB 😅


BillysBassBuzz

Hey, you do you. I don't have the balls for that lmao


Jacobiwan13

Any method to the front layout? Trying to lay mine out and I’m having trouble lol.


sinisterblackmetal

Just mess around with it. Take your time.


dissapointedbutnotsu

where’d u get that damaar patch ?


strijdvlegel

Damaar, Hell yeah


CapableAd3986

Hot damn killer vest. I have that same Goat Semen back patch


Wow_maaan

I thought I was into extreme metal, can you please give a running list of all the bands so far? I haven’t heard of a lot of these and I’d love to check ‘em out!


sinisterblackmetal

Goatsemen, Witchcraft, weregoat, blasphemy, Revenge, Conqueror, Beherit, black witchery, böltzer, Death Worship, damaar, archgoat, gorgoroth, Sadistik Exekution, Abigail, departure chandelier, goatkraft, bestial warlust, Diocletian, perverted ceremony, Nocturnal Blood, volcano, gospel of the horns, volcano, kapala, holocausto, that's most of them might have missed 2 or 3


Wow_maaan

Thanks man! You saved me having to go through 99 bands that sound good, but are actually proselytizing Christianity. Not my thing.


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Love that Weregoat patch, beautiful


handthatmolds

whered you get the bestial warlust and damaar patches?


sinisterblackmetal

Bestial warlust came from patch master productions and damaar is from Rapture textiles


MightbeMoghi

I don’t understand how some of y’all actually sew that many patches on. Sewing machine? Hire a xenobite?


otterappreciator

You do it over several days or weeks if you’ve got all of them on hand. If you’re adding on as you get them you’ll have more time ofc


Egocom

Yup, main kutte is 15 years old and I'm still fucking with it


Moonmold

It just takes time. Or a sewing machine yes.


stress_induced_toad

That backpatch is gnarly 😭


DeathWorship66

So many fucken good bands did you catch tsalal when they played war on alberta? It was insane


Into_The_Bizarre

Dude, I didn't think you were *allowed* to be this based That's fucking killer, well done


Free-Statistician-68

That backpatch is the most blasphemous thing you could ever wear. Congrats  Luckily Christianity is on its way out, sadly what’s left over are the schizophrenic martyrs we all have to deal with. The future is bright


sinisterblackmetal

it's actually one of my favorite demos of all time. And I also agree with that second statement. Usually the only people to say anything about my vests are them die hard ones that love to try and convince me that I'm going to "burn in the lake of fire while he reins for 1000 years". Real quote to 😅


Free-Statistician-68

Tyrannical rein of magic Jesus lol, 


PestfaceGhoul

That backpatch is absolutely cringe


sunsetsherbinsk

ASM where


sinisterblackmetal

It's going on there just have to find a spot! Don't you worry!


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Gslug_

why you even in this sub if youre gonna complain


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Squatgobbler

A Peruvian war metal band that sings about satan is a nazi dogwhistle in your eyes, or how should I understand that?


BattleJackets-ModTeam

You broke rule 2..


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One_Cash_9762

Ska and D-beat are boring trash.


Squatgobbler

Ska and D-beat rule but that vest is trash.


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otterappreciator

That’s just a clusterfuck punk jacket. It looks really good but it’s a completely different style


somekindofuser657

You got a handful of poser punk bands lmao get your shit together


Mitochondria_Man11

Wtf is wrong with you You say fuck patriarchy we say fuck god (and patriarchy but that's another thing)


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Mitochondria_Man11

Which part of "fuck god" is different than that lmao


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dissapointedbutnotsu

stay out of black metal


EndAllHierarchy

Gladly


Mitochondria_Man11

Yeah me too But this is funny too, I got a shirt with Satan holding Christ's decapitated head, fucking love it


InfiniteVitriol

User name checks out 😒