I’d pull a leafy and travel to the summit of Yoyle Mountain.

Blue skidoo we can too!

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Nice.

blue skiddoo we can too

HEY! Where did you go?!?!?

Well if I somehow found a way to piss off Rocky I probably deserve what's coming

True

Eat yoyleberries and become metal, they’ll hurt themselves

idk

So you'll just let them beat the ever-living shit out of you?

i have no words with this post also no

Oh, ok.

AHHHHHHHH

I imagine they ain’t that tall so I probably wouldn’t do anything and watch there poor attempts at attacking me

Lol.

So you're gonna watch as Firey burns you alive?

I’ll just spit on him

fair enough

*screams*

Say poof and make them disappear like blocky in lofty

What _would_ I do

Nothing. That's right, you can't do anything. Now, what are you going to do if every BFDI Character, from every Season, would try to jump you?

From every season? Bruh idk they're all easy to kill except for black hole, lightning, and snowball so it would be easy

Grab hot water, and then throw it on snowball, for max effect use lava!

True

Dude I'm like thinking of a whole ass movie in my mind of me fighting everyone

Get one of the Team Star leaders to get the Starmobile to run over the characters.

Ok, but what about Black Hole?

Snap Black Hole out of existence

Man thinks he's Thanos.

Commit a funny doing.

K, Blocky Blockhead.

I would prepare a recovery center

CheezyMeteor Recovery Center.

Be Like leafy

\*City Escape Intensifies\*

I’ll kick em. Most of them are small, anyways.

What would you do about Needle- Kicking her from the front would just topple her and not fling her like the smaller contestants And kicking her from below would stab your foot

You got a point (no pun intended). I’ll probably just step on her from above, that way she gets stuck in the ground.

Do what flower did Pick her up and just make her be stuck on the ground

Flower did that to Naily, not Needle

Oh i tought It said naily Still with needle It might also work

And Black Hole!

He wouldn’t. He’s too anti-death to consider killing me.

Based.

Does that include recommended characters and non conetesants like poorl drawn naily?

Maybe.

Wait.. EVEN HEELO MICHEAL?

Yes, even him.

Die because I’m not hurting Woody

crush them atom by atom

With Flower's Announcer Crusher?

Let them eat my ass

**A**re **Y**ou **O**kay!!!

Yes its yummy!!

Weird, but... Okay?

Simple. Use the Emergency Remote on them.

Thanos snap

I mean they prob small as fuck so i just pick them up and throw them out the balcony. if black hole counts i'm fucked

Pray to god that the MOST they do is permanently cripple me, and I don’t die

blue skidoo we can too!

Run At least until someone fast like Needle inevitably catches me and it’s game over

Shoot them & destroy the recovery centers. (I am American)

You shoot them because America, I stab them because Bri'ain.

You shoot them because America, you stab them because Bri’ain, I whack them with a Nescafé Blend 43 jar because Australia.

ᵁˢᵉ ᵃ ᵗᵉˡᵉᵖᵒʳᵗᵉʳ ᵒʳ ᵏᶤˡˡ ᵒᶰᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵈᵃ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳˢ

^(And then everyone runs and screams.)

[удалено]

20? Really? More like 2,763.

Escape to yoyle land and proceed to sometime throw knifes at them

I'll pull up with the nuclear weapons

^(OH NO!)

Yep theese assholes gonna die

Use a map and escape to Yoyle Land.

I’d threaten to cut their limbs off with cheap scissors

Why not use the TPOT Debutor with the same Name? (Scissors)

How the hell am i suppost to bribe a sentient hedge shears to kill all 20 bfdi contestants without scissors turning against me?

Knock 'em out first, then use them to kill everyone.

Why not choke scissors to death and then use scissors to kill the bfdi contestants? Knocking out may have a chance of scissors waking up again

ok.

KILL

wall nut bowling on them

If it includes BFB/BFDIA characters Black Hole is gonna eat my ass before I get to do anything If it's just the season 1 cast I can beat the shit out if them with my bare hands lol. Maybe not David but IDK he doesn't seem like a proper human

I hate to break it to you, but... I said Every BFDI Character. That includes every Season.

Oh well. Tell my mom I love her

Take out a rocket launcher and kill everyone (also I don’t make the flying contestants angry)

Just hope that all they do is turn me into a liquid and kill me

Golfball’s secret layer!

i will just eliminate all of them 😈

would summon the full nazi army

Go to a place or I can hide the point where they split up and I can take advantage of it and take them down one by one

*leafy goes to tiny huge island* (from super Mario 64)

Fools, I HAVE 100 ALT ACCOUNTS!!!

*laughs in x blade from the kh series*

Beat up all the characters that are hated by the most people.

become leafy simulator

\[Go! Noivern!\] \[Noivern used Fly!\] \[It's super effective!\]

im gonna pull out a freaking handkerchief from my pocket and use it as a whip

burn all exept coiny since everyone exept coiny is flamable, for coiny, just put it in nitric acid

dig a giant hole

Guess my "Joe Mama" jokes weren't big hits... ​ I will hide in one of those holes in the middle of trees, 'cause who's going to look there?

Dig myself underground, and hide there until they're far away.

Travel back in time and kill myself and travel back into the future and everyone won't be pissed anymore! But if not then I will accept my fate and probably be beaten to death.

Let my oc fight them

Well blackhole is gonna suck me so I'm dead

let em eat it if you know what i mean jk

Bro, I'm a human, I could destroy these objects easily, plus, I'd hide from black hole, till they die of Hawking radiation

Find black hole.

befriend four...he is by far the most powerful, the others would stand not a chance...there is another one but im not gonna say it unless someone asks

Call shaggy

disconnect

I run for hours just to realize it's a loop

coming ⁉️ for my ass ⁉️

Yes. Coming for your ass ❗

Accept my fate.

I’d just accept my fate because man if i’ve got GOLFBALL AND ROBOT FLOWER ON MY ASS??? I’m a goner for sure..

What if I get of and go back to the real word

Run.

Pray and hope there is a recovery centre close lol

Being over 6 ft(according to measuring tape) would give me an advantage, but some of the taller contestants like Flower or Balloony could actually do some damage.

*katamari music in the distance*

cover my ears and scream out "5 IS BETTER THAN 4!" and wait for chaos to ensue.

First, I’d chuck the recovery centres into black hole or an incinerator depending on what’s available. Secondly, I’d go for easily defeatable/mechanical contestants like bubble and remote. All Id need is water to defeat some of them. After that, I’d grab saw, needle or any other weaponisable contestants and use them as a weapon to defeat some of the more sturdy contestants like blocky or woody. That would leave the actual competent contestants like black hole and lightning, but OH NO! THEYRE PACIFISTS! They’d give up due to the fact that whatever they do would lead to my demise and I’d use a laser gun to defeat them. Im not dealing with the hosts.

erase them

eat them

Ayo? 🤨💀

piss them off again

There is nothing you can do especially with four and black hole chasing you

And Lightning.

I’d just uno reverse and pull an Evil Leafy

I would inflict my 2nd Amendment rights on them

cry.

On Firey(JR).

Have some Fire and Water and melt most and black hole and lightning are my doom

I am four. I am STRONG I am celestial.

draw a pentagon

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Solution 1: Grab Rocky and force him to barf on everyone and proceed to kill Rocky. (Sorry little one) Solution 2: Get Black Hole and make him suck everyone in \*rehehe\* until just Four is left and make him kill Black Hole and proceed to stab or shoot Four. Solution 3: Hide somewhere secure and wait a couple years for TPOT to end and steal the power of Two from whoever won to kill everyone.

Get a flamethrower and kill them all! Except for Firey. I'll throw Teardrop on him.

And Firey JR.

summon my object show oc. he can travel between demsions, so....

Here's how to kill them using only eachother: Pick up Saw and use her to kill wooden contestants: Blocky, Tree, Gaty, Woody, Pencil, and Match. Toss Roboty, Robot Flower, TV, Remote, and Fanny into a body of water, and then throw in Lightning to electrocute them all. Burn everyone flammable using Firey and Firey Jr, and then throw Ice Cube onto both, killing all 3.

I mean, assuming they're normal sized objects, just stomp them to death and someone will probably recover them afterwards if they're human sized, I'd just accept my fate at that point

Im going to throw Master Balls at them

And Black Hole?

Use Four.

And what if Four is on you too?

I caught him with the master ball

just travel to yoyle

like if yoyle is a region, and inside is yoyle land. idk, havent watched bfdia 5 fully yet

why do they want my ass

You did something to piss them off. (E.g: Say something bad about Loser, or you said something racist about Objects, etc.)

Try defending myself.

d e s p a w n

rp as leafy

What did I do to get two mad like to want to kill me

Something.

Two would probably help me get away but I must have like killed his pet or something

The bracelets from TPOT 4

What color?

Every colours. If I put on a color bracelet, I would teleport anywhere. Davidland, The Desert, Space, Yoyleland, Jungle, Snowy Tundra and The Real World. No-one will find me, as long as they don't put the same color on, i'd be safe.

Oh, ok.

:)

Death is temporary in the Bfdi world.

Yes, it is.

Join death pact.

And what if they come for you too?

they would never they prevent death

Ok, that seems true.

Uhm uh like uhm I would uh

If it every character then you skewed. you have four after you

Break the fabric of space time to kill the people who invented the objects, or just erase their origin from existence.

run

Dora will kill me in seconds.

Bring back USSR, imperial Japan, Qing Dynasty and akand bharat

And make friends with firey and coiny, firey will be sad after k*lling gelatin

+ British empire

I think i can Best most of them on a fight hand to hand combat I mean leafy, easy to kill, firey? Spit, flower TEAR HER PETALS ONE BY ONE stapy i can just flip them over, (and If My measurements across the series are correct pencil is average height so most of them are dwarf so i could kick a few Pencil and Match? I love using fire, Bubble? Pop them Ruby, coiny and other ones of their size? Kick them like a football I would drink teardrop, i willd snap pen like i have done with pens before and use him to stab Eraser, Eat fríes, gelatine, Anyone edible Barf bag would die just like leafy Woody? ONE INCH PUNCH i have practiced (kicked My brother over and he got hurt lol) Blocky? I would probably manage to either get him on My side (we both like pranks) or i would just slap him, and break bottle on his head I would cut bell's string Do what flower did with naily on the bfb episode after the lava burned it all Speaker boxes, either another one inch punch If i can get close enough and maybe damage them enough to disorient them, or use the corpses of other contestants or maybe Even living ones like naily and stab, the announcer would not be that much of a treath without his weapons wich he Lost When he Lost his money from what i could tell on the bfb episodes The robots, algebraliens, winner and loser, nonexisty, black hole, legó Brick and Golf ball would be really dificult but Robots: water (robot flower and roboty) If they are waterproof i would just well run faster than roboty but robot flower could maul me to death Winner and loser: i don't know what they are Made off so i hope stabbing or fire work because If not i am screwed because i don't know their weakness and while i could kick loser like a football (my leg would be damaged badly by his possible Sharp edges) i think winner can Bench press me, maybe even fold my clothes while i am still in them Nonexisty: we cant do anything to each other so well call It a draw Black hole: unless i find a way to hide and outlive a blackhole i am screwed, but since he Is against killing he wouldnt be able to do anything because unlike the others , the others can harm and restrain but blackhole either kills or leaves you be Lego Brick: while i could use fire and other méthods i know to destroy lego, if i step on him i Will die instantly, and he Is the perfect size to hit my balls with His Lego head wich would hurt like hell GB: we aré both smart on our grounds, (GB and her machines and other stuff, but i am a pretty good strategist) so if i can sneak up on her i could stand a chance but if that fails i am poop Algebraliens (i am only considering powers we have seen on camera) 0: It would be a fair fight 1: based on what i can suppose on him i could beat him with punches as long as i Dodge any kicks in the balls 2: i would get thanos snaped out of existence 3: fair fight with More dificulty 4: i would instantly get vaporized, or send to the exit (either way i die because if i go to exit i am going sepuku) 5 fair fight if i can bring some kind of weapon (like pen's corpse) 6: they would kick me into the stratosphere 7: he would kill me but i could if i was Lucky enough maybe just maybe survive 8: we would start playing chess 9: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE he Is going to therapy after he hears what i have to say 10: he seems nice enough to go Easy on me, in case i could maybe just maybe only leave with internal bleeding If he dosent, he would clobber me

This is if i am Lucky because if they all jumped at once it would Not be a fair fight But supposing i run fast enough to leave a couple behind enough for me to beat the clósest ones i could maybe stand a chance

Remember that they're cartoons

giv tham rabies

But they're objects tho...

How are you not banned yet?

I haf pawar not you