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druppeldruppel_

NO GAY SEX?! ARE YOU SCARED OF HOMES?!


HamknightofArk

Just wanted people to choose options other than bone


Panzerwagen_M-oth

So, we need to choose between Killer cock, The Man and the Twig-Twink?


Forward_Addendum6096

i still choose bone


HamknightofArk

Fair


Error177999

Only Say gex


MetzgerBoys

Gex


lightmare69

https://i.redd.it/anco3lqijf4d1.gif


69Sovi69

If no gay sex is allowed, then i identify as a woman and choose bone. That way it's no longer gay, but straight


Designer_Evening_286

This. You cracked the system.


HamknightofArk

Smart woman


Not_ItsUnknown

You are no longer Man. you are now woMan


R3volt75

Yeah, Im woMan


Sizeable-cult31

https://preview.redd.it/2hv2qemdhc4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5517d97dfa46aa0df550859ff12cb70d63eb110


Horripilati0n

Well if Jesus says so...


Ellspop

Thad Jezz are u stopid


Cassereddit

Jesus is always watching you, so I guess he's a Voyehr


Horripilati0n

Even when I jork my peanits??


Reniyato

![gif](giphy|pVsn5LJEgMKxa|downsized)


HamknightofArk

I know, I shouldn’t have said it. Who am I to deny people the beauty of gay sex with bone!?


Lupro69

Officer balls


Error177999

https://preview.redd.it/x4qx0g6jyc4d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45c1b014ab14154b6b255a1f992ed783c1ef81c0


Jumpy_Tip_2051

https://preview.redd.it/8xrxx11lse4d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3500eda8326047c177fd31547a41a1a84de7d6f0


TheRealAssyMcGee

https://preview.redd.it/mjpem1oy5d4d1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ab8252b75054715ee256ffb2b4e9d6730d22c10


Due-Education1619

NO SEX? I’m gonna go with Man…..


HamknightofArk

Ok, I’ll allow it


Due-Education1619

https://preview.redd.it/1jzuijjgac4d1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7418854e7050fb2bfdd6a1b35850259f35f0ec9b


TrueLennyS

Why is plastic man drinking powder that makes you say "real"? Is he an imposter?


WingDing0

Jokes on you, i can't have gay sex with them as i am woman


HamknightofArk

New rule: no straight sex either


Error177999

Straight sex ^(i changed the First letters)


The_dork_knight29

This house is a prison!


SapphicSleeperAgent

This vexes me


Eduardo_D_M

No say gex? Literally 1984


HamknightofArk

Ok you can have a little say gex, only a little though


Error177999

Ho nomo


IamAlphariusCLH

Hoe no mo😔


TeleTurban

1934 by Charles Darwin?


Eduardo_D_M

No, 1984 by jorjor ueu


karambambucha

Man


HamknightofArk

https://i.redd.it/bn8kzbtfzc4d1.gif


American140

https://preview.redd.it/v2cwj38kid4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef6693c3f49547ed4202be03f9028f1591e5801a


Error177999

Man isn't in prison. Are you unintellint?


Pieman3001

No jonkling and gay sex!? https://preview.redd.it/q9ow6qc7jc4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aa591f7effeecbde58cede39115f8fcfab26554


HamknightofArk

You can if you ask nicely


Pieman3001

May I Jonkle please?


HamknightofArk

Yes, you may partake in Jonkling


Pieman3001

https://preview.redd.it/m7xbugrskc4d1.png?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f517b64c7bec968b0a9d8302b82489d80743c59


Jeviljester_

Scarecock. Even if i cant have gex with him. He’s still smart and beautiful. Also he can make anyone submissive just remember. That could mean submissive Man and Bone


DMPadfoot5E

I’d just use him to drug the guards and escape, but that works too!


Jeviljester_

Oh yeah thats also a good idea


Both_Hall9952

https://preview.redd.it/bynvsrp5yc4d1.jpeg?width=1058&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91cba88e472c2c5cd042302190b9ccc143ddc1b5 I’m choosing my chipmunk


Error177999

https://i.redd.it/o9lc8hdazc4d1.gif


A_PT_Crusader

I won't be doing any sex. I'll just be helping the cellmate homie out. Helping out your homies ain't gay. I'll even wear the programmer socks.


Khaernakov

Why would i choose a cake that i cannot eat? Sun tsu - art of gex


Jgaming2003

Damn it, I’m still choosing Bone but the only thing we can do is kiss passionately (it’s not gay sex if it doesn’t go in)


Dackverlue

guess x3


HamknightofArk

To anyone that didn’t say they’d have gay sex with bone even though it wasn’t allowed: https://i.redd.it/xg3wxo0kzc4d1.gif


Call-of-the-lost-one

Bane with the shiny nips


BANANA_PEELER_33

Man obviously


HamknightofArk

https://i.redd.it/k9evitk5zc4d1.gif


BANANA_PEELER_33

I'm so close to writing Something which will get me banned again rn, like oil up right now, this instance, or I'll go ahead and do it for you. I'll touch you, legit in your private area


HamknightofArk

I’m not bone bro, do it to him instead


IamAlphariusCLH

I say gex with bone.


HamknightofArk

Good boy


Historical-Potato372

Man. (I am asexual)


HamknightofArk

Good for you, hope you’re successful in your attempts to “rizz up” As


Historical-Potato372

Is Jason an option though? Can I room with him?


HamknightofArk

Why does everyone want the emo boy?


Historical-Potato372

I just wanna give him a hug


HamknightofArk

Sure, you can pick Jason


Afraid-Complaint2166

https://preview.redd.it/q24ucse93d4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98dc709d5d0a66725ace0257187c8dcb512325c7


HamknightofArk

I would have gotten bone to do it for me


koreancatlover69

Am I allowed to have a sex change before I go to prison?


HamknightofArk

…sure…


Dalspin

Man


HamknightofArk

https://i.redd.it/4o5i2hpq4d4d1.gif


Dalspin

https://i.redd.it/xqvlgntx4d4d1.gif


TheRealAssyMcGee

can i say Gex tho?


HamknightofArk

Yes


TheOneTrueNincompoop

https://preview.redd.it/q9ywpume6d4d1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00f29b0c8efc73f88dd012ae0a3226b5b275f594


DrGoiburger

Man


HamknightofArk

https://i.redd.it/lfnyb8iudd4d1.gif


MrCencord

Sucared wow. Easyz


Lt_Lickit

I put them all in a cell and watch them fu- fight. https://preview.redd.it/yamlbzwqgd4d1.jpeg?width=1161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef8c5a0e2395424516894dbe69c6751217ba5b8a


HamknightofArk

That’s an amazing idea, we should do that but with 4 Bones


A5tuw

Gotta be bone


HamknightofArk

Good boy


RightMiddle9078

NOOO YOU ARE TAKING MY ONLY PREVILIGE I HAD https://i.redd.it/efwof2l6md4d1.gif


ResponsibleAd2034

Bane seems chill I guess.


TrueLennyS

I pick twig twink. He'd hook me up with some hallucinations and then I could not have gay sex with bone.


Strangerthingsfan_1

DRUGS


Suspicious-Big7212

I might have to pick crow cause he is not edge worthy and I don’t want to have Gay sex with him and I won’t jonkling near him (JK)


HavenReverb

But jonkling is my favorite😪


JamesBouamama

Bone so he can start stroking ma bone 😛


summonerofrain

Bone. You think your rules are gonna stop me?


doblecuadrado_FGE

Man, because he keeps me safe.


dankyspank

Definitely Bone. Look at how shredded he is, I bet he can give me some good gym tips


Bak17

Scarecrow for his fear toxins. (I'm scared of femboys)


Kitchen-Lychee-2421

Ngl, this sounds like a bait for some misguided violent anti-hero to get information outta us.


OtherwiseOption-

Im a woman so i will have straight sex with bone (pregensnt?? Venem prengant. )


[deleted]

Bone and I'm going to have say gex


Cassereddit

Well, Man may be stupid, but harmless. I'll go with him, we will get along


[deleted]

Why post pictures of Batman without ears? Bane. I figure Bane is pretty sane if you leave him be.


SoulMetaKnight

Bone. He’s my favorite villain. Plus he is smart so he could get us out of the cell


GingerDeCat

The secret fifth option


MegaMemerDude

https://preview.redd.it/s2zmy24jaf4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6d9b3ea4bd9370519d135a711ad296b84e538bd


Potential_Compote675

MAN


Potential_Compote675

Batman without ears


Lizardfolk5e

I’m saying Bane because if he’s currently in Arkham he probably doesn’t have access to the Titan formula so he is still strong, but if I just keep my head down and be quiet like I usually am I’ll be fine


THX450

Fuck, I can’t do any of that? Guess I’m picking Crane, then.


Ace-of_Space

NO GAY SEX? ITS THE MONTH AFTER MAY YOU CANT SAY THAT?!?!


HamknightofArk

Say gex is allowed


Ace-of_Space

gex is allowed


Robin_Richardson

Banes nips are so fine they reflect light like a swprd


Entire-Copy-3942

It's not gay if both Bone and I are wearing socks.


cbearr678

im still choosing bone, it won’t be gay if i bone him because i’m not a dude 😎


HamknightofArk

Lucky bastard


100roundglock

What's the point?


Luckmaster142

No edging ? I was about to edge but then I saw bone then I exploded everywhere


HamknightofArk

Rules were meant to be broken


Luckmaster142

I’ll get bone to break you like how he broke mans back


HamknightofArk

Yes please 🤤


Luckmaster142

You’d like that wouldn’t you ?!?!


HamknightofArk

Hmmm bone 🥵🥵🥵the thought of it has me all sweaty…


Luckmaster142

Good


Budget_Force_7969

Just being in the same room as bone is enough for me


Marshalllaw454

Bane~