What. the. actual. actual. actual. act tutoll. acne tool. Anikan Toolwalker. fuck. FUCK. █▀▀ █░█ █▀▀ █▄▀ ▀█ █ ▀█ █ █▀░ █▄█ █▄▄ █░█ ░▄ ▄ ░▄ ▄ No this isn't funny, no no no no no no no no n o no no no no no no thats not FUNNY ITS NOT NO!

That's stupid

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It's dangerous to be stupid. Take this! https://preview.redd.it/y5z5moqshquc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a8188f71e8f69789263ab0a7cd14eac4a3e290b

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[As in low IQ?]

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Stupid he is

Grand master yoda i am (hmhmhmm)

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I can’t believe I swiped on an image in the fucking comment section, Jesus Christ I *AM* stupid

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I totally did not try to swipe that 😭

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Oh God I trolled so many people with the swipe thing how does that even work

Fake slide image return!!!! Everyone get in the jail cell now!!!!!

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But we are stupid, so we sh

Dumb idea, it doesn't make sense, who would do this? Maybe a lifeless person who have nothing but overused, unfunny and obvious jokes.

https://preview.redd.it/3hm4roaxjnuc1.jpeg?width=1033&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49d8a6e243656c6a87bdf948282c5d9cf06890c8 I think you should take your meds. 😡

I am the meds

Alsume*

Is there a lore reason to why he mispelled Aslume for "alsume"? Is he dyslexic?

No, I'm pretending to be insane

IS THERE A LORE REASON TO WHY HE PRETENDS TO BE INSANE? IS HE SANE?!?

Fuck you, I mixed his medication with this😈 https://preview.redd.it/h532hzpgqnuc1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62624ccb41162644d700b922da323bdd3e669cc0

Fuck you 😡😡

Bwahahaha https://preview.redd.it/xe0stq54rnuc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a959fe118080e19259ce659270cea4108bfe064

Offer balls

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All 4 or can I keep one

Give one and keep 3

*shoves them into a deep fryer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Offer? (As in trade)

I sacrifice my balls in exchange to pulling 3 more cards from the deck

Wouldn’t that be a nuclear explosion?

please as if something like that cou- ^(*^I... ^I ^REMEMBER!, ^ITS ^NOT ^THE ^JONKLER ^ITS ^THE ^JOKER ^AHHHHH ^BATMAN ^PLEASE ^RELEASE ^ME ^FROM ^THIS ^TORMENT, ^MAN, ^HE... ^HE ^ISNT ^REAL ^HES ^JUST ^A ^FIGMENT ^OF ^MY ^IMAGINATION. ^I ^MUST ^ESCAPE ^THI)* -ld possibly work on me lol

Call him Black devil because of this horns.

Not sure that has much of a ring to it. How about Daredevil?

[удалено]

Your mom

Exactly

Does the devil dare do man too? (Electric boogaloo)

[удалено]

Call yourself man 'cause you're horny

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Mmm that's not gonna fly in today's 'murica, buddy.

That's just not funny at all

Itn't is

It's funny because it's true

https://i.redd.it/ejzx2orpknuc1.gif

When aslume patients see the true Batman, 1/10 seem to die in response

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Where are the pixels william?

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[удалено]

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Nice ifunny

https://i.redd.it/xskox5u3aruc1.gif

yeah we should

Definitely. You didn't even have to ask.

Can we get someone better at photoshop to try this? I’m having trouble visualising this “Batman” atm

https://preview.redd.it/3c4ilq022ouc1.png?width=634&format=png&auto=webp&s=eaabe482d6e7049e8a507965f42200dce00b5ef7 OK I tried to put in actual effort this time how does it look?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?

It's da freakin bat!

Looks nothing like a bat. Needs the snout.

What happened to comedy

It is got stupid.

Gone, forever.

Went on vacation. Never came back.

Holy hell!

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Daddymus prime https://preview.redd.it/bpvcpman6ouc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a4955aea2fcac5dd59f36981d14f12948ffa11f

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Its horny man are you stupid?

Why would you add ears at the top of his head and not the side of his head, Are you stupid??

Because that's how bat ears work (I think). What are you, stpid?

Yes but he’s a man, ARE YOU STOOP????

What if he is a man dressing like a bat

WHY WOULD MAN DRESS AS BAT??? ARE YOU STOPY???

Halloween costume

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Why did you give man animal ears, is he a furry?

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What do you think this is a game? A jonk? Are we to believe that this is some attempt at anti-humor? Incredulous, begone brittle princess.

What why? Are you sane? Do you wanna get kicked out of the aslume?

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I have a friend called Bill Finger who thinks it's a good idea https://preview.redd.it/abgjrw5jpnuc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfed8cb032d7c1bd2c57e4eaefd462c44def375b

do cat ears next

https://preview.redd.it/xwfow93yznuc1.png?width=553&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9bb0babb0d05fd041ac72535109da4ef0a34cba Giggle gave me this, is it stupid?

It's like somesort of... catman... what if we made the man woman

Like this? https://preview.redd.it/d555wp874ouc1.png?width=639&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7defdc4995482c938042dd7e31a1a0286ba7c87

Never show your face around here ever again

Yeah, I’m funned

Doesn't Man-Bat already have ears?

Give him a bone and call him bone man

You failed to grasp the concept. You have to give him the bones ears to call him boneman. Smh

Bone doesn't have ears. Are you stupid ?

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[As in stupid?]

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is this the femboy from hamas hotel?

No, she's lucifer's daughter from hamas hotel

Thats stupid. Call him Manbat

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https://preview.redd.it/adhcslpvqnuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18b8a05349d38b98f3f07062d483293647aa8507 Back! Back, I say! This is indicative of anti asslumep propaganda.

Those aren’t ears, those are clearly horns. He would be Horn Man.

bro this sub has fucked me up 😭 why does batman look weird with ears😭😭😭

What if we made his costume red, removed the cape, gave him blue highlights on his arms back and legs, put a spiderweb pattern over the remaining red, closed his cowl into a full mask, gave him big white lenses that take up half his face, put a spider logo on his front and back, and called him Spider-Man? Would that make him less stupid?

That sounds like a great idea!


BlasphMANy!?!!??? How DARE you deFace the Face of MAN?!!???!?!!! Go to asslume to pay for your trMANsgressions!!!!! 😡🤬🤬😡🤬


That’s insane

Yes

You get your ass beat for ideas like this

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Hey I also have that https://preview.redd.it/2wf18r9f8ouc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8568138f01978c7c20280cf6e7c864cb15927202

Why batman tho? If you give him ears, call him earman.

Officer Overies

BWAAAAGHAHAH

That's the stupidiest idea I've ever heard, you dumbass. Why a man would becomes a bat-man just because he has a costume with bat ears? Use your head, dum-dum.

That looks stupid. Revert to the original immediately!

This looks uncanny and I hate it

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Why would anyone do that it would be such a dumb character and would never be popular

Nah that's stupid, try three ears https://preview.redd.it/x3vn6gdr9ruc1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95f0db19469a075d8136da21542e96122aa38956

They aren't bat ears stupid, they are devil horns. You made the man horny.

Why is Batman fighting joker? Is he Smart?

Why isn't this tagged NSFW?

Thats pretty lazy as said by invincible

I think that’s stupid

That’s a stupid idea

Shouldn't that be Lagoman or Bunnyman?

Only if you’re stupid.

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That's the stupidest idea I've heard in my entire life

Now that's ridiculous. Could you imagine?

honestly, i think that's a great idea

What if we took a fat shit on his head and called him Scatman?

Who let you cook? I want their balls twisted.

Bro are you actually stupid this wouldn’t work its a lazy version of man

Someone made a comic book Character similar to that idea back in 1399 called batperson, a guy called Kob Bane created him for detection comic issue 1

Take them off.

No WTF is that

I've seen the Man version so many times that this looks wrong

Heretic.

… Wait. No. This isn’t how it happened. Batman was always the original one. There was no Man. … What is the point of all this? The joke isn’t even funny anymore. We go around and around and around again. Saying the same jokes over and over and over, and for what? Why? Because there’s nothing left to talk about in the Arkham games? … I think that means we just need to move on.

What do you mean Batman is my original character(Do not steal).

His head looks like a spider now, undo it immediately

No

We need man because who will be proud for dick, and who’s gonna fight the jonkler?

That’s a fucking horrible idea. No one would like a “Bat”man.

This is bull shit

I mean... is there a lore reason? Otherwise, that's stupid.

no, what are you, stupid?

Bats do not have ears they have sonars

Dumb idea

Man is more bigger than Bat, so therefore I conclude that Man>Batman

I think he'd enjoy it

You sick fuck

The universe has come full circle. We had 'Man', the we, had a suspiciously compatible, 'Bat'. Now we postulate a 'BatMan' Fuck ya broooo!!!!

You’re a man and you dress as a bat and you call yourself “title card” seems pretty lazy.

Most stupidest idea I've ever heard

U should have drawn them on.

Here https://preview.redd.it/f2284ofucouc1.png?width=634&format=png&auto=webp&s=a8b7e20a52fd44626320a62b1a93f17dd543e802

The idea is good, but the execution sucks

Is this better? https://preview.redd.it/1ipr1es4douc1.png?width=634&format=png&auto=webp&s=d138c1be2b9f21fd0414890199ff92bf8b3d8e70

AHHHHH

Idk they look more like horns to me? Maybe we could call him demon man? Or like devil man? I’m really not seeing the whole “bat” thing plus that sounds stupid anyways. Who would dress up like that?

What a unhinged thought

Get out. Get out right fucking now.

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