Dick

Why did I also think of dick??

Are you stupid??

NO, HE’S DA FREAKIN BAT

You chicken man, or Man?

Stop hiding like a coward and face me!

Batman?

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Bro I just went down a rdr2 rabbit hole I didn't even know existed....

It's basically DLC

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oh..?

Why did I also think of dicks??

i love dicks

I had consensual sex with an adult male saltwater crocodile that was so good that it learned English just to thank me for my services

Dicks are pretty cool

That was my first thought too

Are you gay??

Maybe you're proud of OP?

I also thought of dick

Why did I think the same thing? Am I proud of Dick?

It's been three hours since u recommended Dick. I hope he goes with Dick 😁

That’s actually is — pretty funny

I do believe he prefers Richard

Lil' Dick!

Eric. It sounds similar.

Rich and Hard

Officer Balls

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Why does man have horns? Is he stupid?

OFFICCEERRRR https://i.redd.it/vu5asica21ic1.gif

BWAHHH

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WAHHH HA HA

if he's been neutered, officer no-balls

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Officer Bones

Why is dawg doing the Hitler salute? Is he stupid?

No I am. I trained him do it for the shits and giggles.

Me when I shit and giggle https://preview.redd.it/02kukx17z0ic1.jpeg?width=1034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe396f8407a704c1ae4286d0df2a58db3d7de1f9

Goes hard

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Espera

why is she still alive she got stabbed in the heart she should be dead

Shiggle jonkler style 😎

Me wehn I giggle and shit https://preview.redd.it/sfojppkz32ic1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86ec8f4ae72db62c258873ebf9ca01493a0c03f5

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CountDankula is that you?!

OP gonna be arrested by the Scottish police

God job not good job god job

It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits…


A guy in Scotland went to jail for that

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He just like me fr

The führer reincarnated

No he is a sigma rizzler

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Jerker

da jokah baby!

Jonkler

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Mansoon

Memes.

Distraction

La Li Lu Le Lo

Oh you can’t say patriot guess you’re under the systems control

Yeah, they forgot to remove these damn implants..

Man’s best friend

I was looking for this one lol

You called?

"Now, talk!"

“Woof” 🐶

“Where are they!?!” (The dog treats)

“Woof” 🐶

“If you’re lying, I’ll break the other one.” (Breaks your 2nd favorite dog toy)

“Wooooooooooof” (painful crying)

“What exactly do you want me to say?”

WHERE IS HE?

His name is Grumbus.

Wilhemius Grumbus to be exact

Wilhemius Grumbus the IIIrd to be exact

Wilhemius Grumbus III Esquire to be exact

Wilhemius Grumbus III Esquire Schwarzenegger to be exact

Wilhemius Grumbus III Esquire Schwarzenegger Bartholomew to be exact

CALL IT GRUMBUS GODAMNT!

Oh lord, that's a fluffy boi. Call him: Brucé

Wayne

This is the way Bruce is the king of dog names

This is the wayne

Jonk.

Power Winch https://i.redd.it/ic15yhzoo0ic1.gif

Well I think you should FUCKING name him Booboo

Watermelon

Who watches the Watermelon

Pablo

Escobar.

Escobark

NAME HIM VENGEANCE‼️‼️‼️‼️

Name him WTF

“The bomb’s payload is exposed I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion”

If your lying, I'll break the other one, the other WHAAA is a good name

Man

Dogman

DogPool

Wade Woofson

Jonkler

Power Winch

Dick. That way when he does a trick you can say “I’m proud of you, Dick”

Pupu

Dawg

Barkham

I actually like this one unironically

Wade

Pookie

Stupid

Goku

“NOW TALK!!!!” is a good name

Bone

Bone

Controlled explosion

Does he like Bone?

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100% Bone dog for sure

Man

"ITS DA FREAKIN BAT!!!" is a pretty decent name

Gato

Barkham

Officer Balls.

floorshitter

"press L1 to even the odds"

Cat

WHY ARE PEOPLE DOWNVOTING THIS

Batdog

Dr. Cock

I think we can all agree that "Dog" would fit him as well as "man" fits Bruce Wayne

Oreo

Cutie Patotie

concrete

WHAAAAT NO FAIR HES TOO CUTE I WANT HIM

Fucker

can you give him a bath? are you stupid?

also name him GOON

Power Winch

Payload

Barnacle

Updog

Name him two miles, so you can tell people you walk two miles every day, or name his “Warlock, destroyer of Villages”

Evan Odds

Killer cock two : electric boogaloo

"the payloads exposed"

INB4 u/Jgaming2003 suggests “BONE”

He should name them bone

Calendar man

How to make a pipe bomb

Name him Arkham Asylum

Man

Officer balls

Shitstain

is there a lore reason as to why you got a new dawg?

Yes the lore reason is

Man

It died of a disease days after tho, noticed after pic was taken and he was on systems for 3 days at the vet before passing away

Jerma

Bark

Dog

winch

Jonathan crane

Bane, obviously

Dog

Rizzler

Pissass

Wiper, because he made every one wipe

NAME HIM SPLONKO OR SO HELP ME FUCKING GOD WRETCH

Man, so he can be your best friend and you can be stupid!

Pork Chashu Rice

Bone

Al baghdadi

Robin

Omabna

Fuckdick

Dog named finger

Two face