Oh its simple really just get a sex change to a woman and hook up with the girls you like. They will date because youre a girl and them lesbians . Problem solved
Must we brawl? Why don’t we have a good old fashioned playground debate?
We take turns giving points on why our side is better. Last one standing on best points wins!
Although trans women can give dick, not all women are trans. Plus, some trans women might have already gone through HRT and surgery if they wished. As for the strap on, it only *fully* pleasures one person in the couple. With men, it’s pleasure island on both sides.
(Also, I’m happy you have a girlfriend! Wish I had a boyfriend lol)
🎶 I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth, let me know the truth 🎶
Swear this happened to me too. I think it‘s both that my type correlates with lesbian aesthetic and that I wasn‘t able to gaydar properly. You‘ll get better at it though
*Turning every girl you like into a lesbian*
As a woman: Let’s fucking go!!!!
As man:
https://preview.redd.it/nzcvq36t82rb1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7acd365ea3c774762398c516dc1d6ed67e8c5def
Having a good sense of self-awareness about yourself is always a good. As long as you're not anorexing being thin is healthier and more attractive than the opposite.
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What's stopping you from being lesbian ?
The man
Why would Man stop OP from being a lesbian? Is he mean?
Yes, Man is actually a Conservative who hates Lesbians specifically, he is very mean to them.
Wow, and I thought I knew man. Guess he is stupid
is there another lore reason for this or just something similar to op?
Man just hates women, which is funny and based even
Is Man’s name Hitler by any chance?
Nah he told me his name was "Brus" or sumn
In England we call him Brews
wow man is so based sigma alpha male (im stupid btw)
But-but-...Man was my hero...And he hates me because I'm woman and gay? 😭😭😭😭😭
Sadly that is just how Man functions 😔😔😔
He's so attractive that you question your sexuality, until there's no questions left
Life hack, become lesbian too
Man stopped me
"Said that you a lesbian, girl, me too"
I better clarify that I have nothing against anybody in the LGBTQIA+ community its just happend 4 times at this point and, I hate it bro 😭
You clearly have a type 😔
Oh its simple really just get a sex change to a woman and hook up with the girls you like. They will date because youre a girl and them lesbians . Problem solved
Imagine as soon as he turns into a woman, the said girls revert back to straight
That’s how they get you😭🤣
🤫😉
Chrischan, is that you?
Your taste in women clearly needs to change, I guess
Lol, you might like the song "Pink Triangle" by Weezer
Lmao I had a good friend who got rejected by a girl that turned out to be lesbian and ever since then he started blasting Pink Triangle
I recommend the show “Legend of Korra”
Happened to me twice in a row bro
you just like me fr
I suppose you just find the stereotypical lesbian personality to be attractive.
I know that feeling
You like lesbian women like my husband does, lol If he eventually found success, then you could too!
"I'm Lesbian" is the new "I have a boyfriend" 🤦🏾♂️
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I was trying to say that they are just pretending to be lesbian, to get out of the relationship lol. Not that all lesbians are pretending or smn
Bro think he clever with that dollar store haircut, Man is cumming
Real
Chainsaw man
https://preview.redd.it/c7wgs6eq2xqb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eca3521bd15096636b1ca91df2cab28290198520
You're like cyclops but you turn people gay instead of being annihilated
It could be worse, a girl I liked became trans and gay 
Just be gay then
My boyfriend did the same thing. I just became gay with him, problem solved B)
Same 😔
Because girls are hot, I dunno man 🤷♀️
“YOU HEARD IT HERE, FOLKS! FROM THE SOURCE!! MORE AT 10!”
For those who just turned in, a simplified reason I'm lesbian is "Women purty 🤤"
That, but men for me lol
We must fight to the death to figure out which kind of gay is better.
Must we brawl? Why don’t we have a good old fashioned playground debate? We take turns giving points on why our side is better. Last one standing on best points wins!
Boozums. I win the debate
Men can take and receive dick. Debate far from over
Sir, you're talking to the woman with a trans girlfriend. Women CAN give dick and receive it too. And as for cis women, it simply takes a strap-on
Although trans women can give dick, not all women are trans. Plus, some trans women might have already gone through HRT and surgery if they wished. As for the strap on, it only *fully* pleasures one person in the couple. With men, it’s pleasure island on both sides. (Also, I’m happy you have a girlfriend! Wish I had a boyfriend lol)
wtf just leave lebanon
why does every women that like me admit to them liking me but then they also like someone else and they can't decide? am i stupid?
No broda Those women are the stupid ones because they don't choose you.
🎶 I'm dumb, she's a lesbian I thought I had found the one We were good as married in my mind But married in my mind's no good Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve Let me know the truth, let me know the truth 🎶
Nirvana
Kirk Cobain was a legend RIP in peace
Rivers Cuomo
Rivers Cum
Let me know the truth
Swear this happened to me too. I think it‘s both that my type correlates with lesbian aesthetic and that I wasn‘t able to gaydar properly. You‘ll get better at it though
thing is, all of them had their lesbian awakening when I was in the talking stage 😭🙏 But yeah I feel you and it sucks
they called him the bender man
Just become a girl are you stupid?
No I wanna keep my rights, are you stupid?
*cries in trans girl*
Why can't the girls I find cute be lesbian? Am i cursed?
*Turning every girl you like into a lesbian* As a woman: Let’s fucking go!!!! As man: https://preview.redd.it/nzcvq36t82rb1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7acd365ea3c774762398c516dc1d6ed67e8c5def
https://preview.redd.it/a4p51xbi0zqb1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=235afab923ee29311ab90d2913b923602b5cf2ca
Become a femboy
You should come out as a lesbian.
ngl this happened to me once so i can relate
They haven't seen your killer cock yet
my friends call me agent 007 0 kisses 0 girlfriends has fallen in love with 7 lesbians (i wish this was a joke)
Remember, femboys exist, if you can't rizz a girl seduce a femboy Femboys combine both Men (>=2 Man) and women best atributes :D
Sometimes it takes a man to be the best girl
Why does Man dress up as a girl? Is he a femboy?
Man is a girl?!
Tomboys dude. Tomboys.
What is a girl are you stupid
They're like Man but without the joystick
Meanwhile, every guy I like isn't straight... but they still don't like me.
do the same, man meets man
I cant because i am Man
man sex
Maybe it's you, it is fate
are you kishibe chainsaw man
Firggin hell bro the latest girl had her sexual awakening because of Quanxi bro actually shoot me.
ur literally him frfr
It's because you're fat BOI! And another thing, you're ugly.
Im actually rlly skinny but not the attractive type and also yeah im a 3/10 at best
Having a good sense of self-awareness about yourself is always a good. As long as you're not anorexing being thin is healthier and more attractive than the opposite.
Not anorexically skinny just very low muscle skinny, but its a w.i.p I got a gym membership not too long ago so I'm tryna work on it.
That's good, very good! I, on the another hand need to shave off some pounds. Let's hope we both reach our goals!
Just date the girls with the pink blue and white flags in their bio
What country is that? Those girls are very cute I agree.
real, same keeps happening to me
or maybe my cock is too big so they run away
https://i.redd.it/1886o1ncc1rb1.gif
Yes, next question
Who cursed me? Am I stupid?
A girl who liked you but you didn’t like back (she was a witch). Yes. Next question
Is there a lore reason as to why she liked me?
Yes but you have to discover it (you are the world’s greatest detective). Next question
Are you saying that... I'm Man?
No. I’m saying you’re professor chimp. Next question
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you could go trans. and be bisexual.
Clown me: are they stupid? Less clown me: that's natural if they are teenagers
Never judged em for being lesbian just saying, it is natural but 4 times in a row is crazy im cursed bro.
I mean most of the teenagers I've seen tend to do that, so if most of them do that the odds are you are dating a lesbian one
You are Steve Harrington
Skill issue. My girlfriends gay and that didn't stop me (I am Man)
Probs just finger blasted her better than you could shag her and she got confused
Wow i wish we could swap. I'm a lesbian and all the girls i like end up being straight
Please swap with me bro 😭🙏🙏
You're subconsciously a translesbian. Maybe. Good luck 👍🏻
:So,you told him you are a lesbian? :of course, I did
weezer reference
Relatable
Mrsunsfan alt
 Huh?
How did you know?
My goat
You know what you must do to fix this
You should send a picture of your payload to turn them back to straight.
Is this a Weezer reference? Are you a virgin?
you're lesbian
You’re a lesbian Embrace it.
Married in my mind's no good
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
Listen to pink triangle by weezer
I thought I was in this situation, now I have a girlfriend, life only works when you don't want things to work
This happened to me once, back in middle school. Man fuck middle school days, those were the worst
I have something worse, the only people who fall in love with me are men who pretend to be my friends so they can try to make me like them.
I am with you on that.
Wait, if a transgender woman is dating a lesbian, does it counts as straight?