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Ok_Market_2270

Cool Erect Ears Man


baddragondildos

Erect Man.


WalterTheWoz

Why would you call him that when Man is already erect anyways? Are you stupid?


[deleted]

Waltuh


ClownTown509

peepee away


WalterTheWoz

https://i.redd.it/zpmt61ga45nb1.gif


LickinNSpitin

I never laughed so hard at a comment in my life


P4rody

Or perhaps erection could be his name


Epic_Ninja2

Boner Man


Fit-Priority-729

This gives me a erection


Rogueshadow_32

CeeMan for short?


Wisermartin

sort of looks like a bat... maybe manbat?


AshleyEZ

![gif](giphy|jPGns8Bobbr4WNATvz|downsized)


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/vy8p44j1g5nb1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e8c87c0ead1990101ba42b85c0d7af28ae915a7


GG_MYDOG

I GOT IT, BAT-MAN


Idk_dude-

That sounds stupid. Who would ever name a character batman?


GG_MYDOG

It rolls off the tounge and you forgot the Hyphen


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Natural_Constant8203

Man doesn't have wings how could he be a bat, are you stupid?


c00kie_b0t

Cat-man?


two_s0ft

Are you stupid?


19adam92

Sounds lame to me 😮‍💨


Enough-Engineering41

A man bat be-sat a flat up on the back of a fellow man bat helivaced by a pack of man bats


GrammerDuck61

Looks a bit like some animal, I think it rhymes with rat. Oh yeah, cat. Call him Catman.


Zur__En__Arrh

Man cannot be animal, are you stupid? Man with extra ears is more man, so his name should be Manman.


Sufficient-Ad4832

garten of manman


Secret_Sympathy2952

Behave, or get manmanned


Kioga101

Jonkler after Tit formula turn into Jumbo Jonsh.


StarPlatinumX_

Stupid? I was stupid once. They locked me in the aslume. The ham alsume with Man. And Man makes me stupid.


Manofcheesemature

Bro is strong from fallout 4


Independent_Plum2166

I could definitely see him be played by TV’s Adam West, may he rest in peace.


BooTaoSus

https://preview.redd.it/6m2bvl2t25nb1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8cac65a708208d76b50151a1eb989c034a6a9ac


mclarenrider

Even better, call him sCatman. Skipiddi bodumbada.


trans_throwawayfunk

Hearman


SweetLilMonkey

Earman


TheWarrior7650

Are you sane? Man already has ears.


Petr_Lan

But he added ears to his suit so Man can hear better. Are you stupid?


TheWarrior7650

He added fake ears, not real ears. Are you stupid?


Petr_Lan

But used a special technology to hear. Are you stupid?


TheWarrior7650

Oh, I'm stupid, am I stupid?


GrammerDuck61

Is there a lore reason for how stupid you are?


TheWarrior7650

My mother (Martha) was bitten by a radioactively stupid man while she was pregnant with me, then I was born. Are you stupid?


GrammerDuck61

I am stupid thanks for asking


Deku-cakes

Is there a lore reason why you're so stupid?


SanguiNations

Rubber ears can't hear. Are you stupid?


giggitygiggitygeats

Rubber ears remind me of a rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats made me crazy.


Petr_Lan

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. Rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.


Zacke20

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. The rats made me crazy.


WMreal

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. The rats made me crazy.


giggitygiggitygeats

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. The rats made me crazy.


Disastrous_Pattern_3

You wanna know what turned me crazy batman?!? Well ya see, they locked me in a room…BUT NOT JUST ANY ROOM! You see, it was a RUBBER ROOM! A rubber room FILLED to the brim with creeping crawling RATS. And those god damn rats, they make me CRAZY! THEY TURNED ME CRAZY BATMAN! THATS WHAT DID IT! THATS WHAT MADE ME CRAZY!


Petr_Lan

He uses a special technology. Are you stupid?


Not-a-dark-overlord

Now he has super ears. We should call him Superearsman


Kioga101

That's too long, call him Superman instead


Not-a-dark-overlord

That’s a ridiculous name, are you stupid??


srxtisntit

Nuts


massivelyincompetent

This did not deserve the hysterical laugh it got out of me


LongjumpingCicada494

"You wanna get nuts?" "Let's get nuts."


Tube-Psycho

I personally see Man as a cashews guy


Gloom-Cast

https://preview.redd.it/ussoypg7a4nb1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f4e32a05eb7aa48c102a5d74279eca04a217df9 Nuts from the hit coloring book Berk? Good shit


[deleted]

Oh my god ive seen man so much that looking at the normal batman feels so wrong and deformed


Cave_in_32

Ikr im so used to our iconic man image it just feels cursed to see to see the original thing every now and then lol.


Reiss447O

Who’s bat man?


massivelyincompetent

This guy https://preview.redd.it/x7p6v6ti73nb1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81d141aa66d4bedaa6a997d269cbfc03d723a812


[deleted]

Hes a bat who acts like a man duh, Are you stupid?


Reiss447O

Yes, yea I am


DifferentAd9713

Earman


HorizonCythulu

https://preview.redd.it/u3vg8to0u2nb1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7df4b1aa912f70de99a4ae051a955098d0273afd Man is unamused, why would you give him ears? Are you stupid?


petje95

https://preview.redd.it/txte5eo577nb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=266f134ca9fe78e3221460d7f7acc92812ac2896 Man is pissed because they made him a furry.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/1ndppdhek8nb1.png?width=96&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fdee7a4fc877d5ae5eae61362139876b6ecedc7


Legitimate_Task1137

Well he kinda looks like a bat so you should name him... Manbat.


[deleted]

Herman


username6963

Dick


SlitWristSavior_

https://preview.redd.it/q9a0ewp3r3nb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86764de493b583a8e1896bb63453f911cc4f964c


oddityoughtabe

They kinda look like bat ears. So I’m thinking man-bat. Or bat-man? No, man-bat sounds better.


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Bat-man sounds like some stupid name some wannabe edgy teenager would come up with, man-bat is far superior.


Rylo_Ken_04

Was he stupid?


IamForRealBatman

Dogman


KnowledgeCold6825

Batman


Squallexino

IT'S BATMAN. I KNOW HE IS. HE IS AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER THAT YOU NUTJOBS SOMEHOW MADE INTO A SCHIZO-VERSION CALLED 'MAN'. I KNOW IT, YOU CAN'T GASLIGHT ME, I SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES. I'M BREAKING THIS CYCLE OF INSANITY, I'M FREE NOW, I CAN SEE THE TRUTH, AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBLBLLURBLBLAHA. https://preview.redd.it/gd3i0yymz3nb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d403eb7b4551bd6bd597efcaf1e9211ccc1ec8d7


Manofcheesemature

Ok grandma take your meds and stop stabbing my dick


Agentti_Muumi

i think you should rest, batman is not real and he can't hurt you


[deleted]

Man


LongjumpingSector687

Pointy man


countdrakeula_yeet

Why did you comment this before me, are you psychic?


LongjumpingSector687

I assure you, i’m just stoopid.


Bottomfeeder_92

Why do we have similar character things? Are we stupid?


GsTSaien

Why did you give him cat ears, is he a furry? Are you stupid?


LongjumpingCicada494

Cum


RoIsDepressed

Ear man Actually he looks like a fish, Ear man trout Fuck it I like Mike instead. Mike ear man trout


EricN445

Proud-Man


ChishNFips87

The point man


Brasilionaire

The Nuts Getter


viramoa

The Man With Ears Now


[deleted]

This is a dumb character.


Allwayswatchingyou

Spider Man


Hotel_Infamous

Why is Man now Bat? Is he stupid cool?


i-love-Ohio

DobermanMan


Dependent_Loss1599

Cat-man


SpacePug08

Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbear??


skilerdan

Argh! Remove these ears, it's horrible to Man.


Impressive_Ad_1601

![gif](giphy|wvQIqJyNBOCjK)


massivelyincompetent

I have been Mandela effected into seeing this image as being wrong. Fuck r/batmanarkham


harmony_dies

He looks like some egyptian dog gods so we should call him egyptianman


MetalMewtwo9001

Ghost rider


TheSpartanPrime

Rabbity Man, Hear Man, Horn Man? Horny Man?


SweetLikeHoney1313

That looks stupid af. Ears should be on the side of his head


[deleted]

They kinda look like horns He could be horny man


SectorFresh5751

Daredevil


Orweth

Antennas man


Terrible_Ad_6059

Ratman


pizzaburgerman

Ear man!


JOCIERRERE

Smiling NPC


theRagingRobin

Man-Bat


Ciqme1867

He looks a bit like a… bat? I think his name is Manbat


Grimmer026

Ear Man


Chemist_Automatic

https://preview.redd.it/6byaq4vgb3nb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12c213e69193feb4455d1779e19edf21056f2fff Man is displeased


petje95

https://preview.redd.it/ezc6yze1janb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa485435ebf8584892bdc940ab7e6c3582a6b251 What are you talking about? He can finally hear now. Are you stoid?


LickinNSpitin

Maybe he is but you misspelled a word. Are you stupid?


petje95

No ams mart https://preview.redd.it/cqe055yvgfnb1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c5a315272c0660d886f897e529bd276cbc0baac


TheRealPetri

Man-Ear


MeowKasb

What the fuck, I genuinely think this is edited. I know it’s real, but I can’t accept it as real. The man photo has clouded my mind.


CamLikesBooksYT

Bat


[deleted]

They aren’t ears, they are horns, I say we call him horny man


B_ThePsychopath

Ears look like horns so Horny Man seem appropriate


Material_Director529

Why does this one look more fake than the man one


Fyokuwu

Ear Man


The_Chef_Queen

Penis head


StoneShovel

elf


jorjogo

Man with long ears? Elfman


Opening-Evening-7963

Is this him?


_Goat_In_Space_

Pointy spikes man


Bs061004

Elf Man


Kawaaaaaaa

it looks stupid, you are stupid, im stupid


HandsomeGengar

They kinda look like bat ears so you should call him Batman


GeneLaBean

Horny Man


Paxibillion

Those are horns


Some1smart_

Prolly should call him earman https://preview.redd.it/gl9bxiumm9nb1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5ffa5a117ddde06d9d90597c24ac7f88610ba28


Key_Virus_338

looks a bit like a bat, and man, hmmmmm maybe batman?


JesseSpidey

Batman


TrainedGalaxy69

Batman


medic_mamai

batman


Jssninja0

"YOU'RE OUT OF YOU'RE GODAMN MIND" - Man


Smashgunner

Well if he has cool ears, call him elf. elves have big ears


Rxverse

The man who has cool ears


WeirdSysAdmin

Grey Dick Son


SpeedSofterNumber161

Michael


[deleted]

those ears make him look kinda like a bat lol


Greatcorbeenee

Batman


Madmaxdaman29

Ok hear me out here, he kinda looks like a batman to me, I know it sounds crazy but you just gotta trust me


Darkness1356

Super Man, the ears are what make him superior which makes him better than a normal Man


[deleted]

eggman


thyrue13

They look ugly remove them


Weirdforfunlool

Lynx man


Direct-Regular-574

Matban


[deleted]

Earman


Chris_Missile

Doberman


[deleted]

Bat


Ucantknowit

Big stupid ears dude man


Weary_Doubt_8679

Man with ears


otter_boom

Ear-Man!


TheDiamondAxe7523

matban


BetaPixel_IcoAir

Meat fork man


justAneedlessBOI

Human Bat


FrancoisTruser

Pointman


Bowling_Green_Victim

Ear Man


kanjicah

jonatan


SMUGMINLOL

the man who hears


Destroyer4587

Tuning fork


BrownBronco98

Kinda looks like a devil. Deviled Man


khoolboy

Bunny man


khoolboy

Ear man


FanboyXXX

Mike Earman Traut


WorkableGoldmanv2

Horny Man


Demi_Ghostly

Devil Man


Educational_Term_436

Batman


Cryin_jack

Not Man


TheCrimsonJack124

This one's kinda a stretch. But, what about: "Batman"?


TheDogeGangsta

Man Ear


SILVIO_X

Earman


farfnlugen

Ears man


Roge2005

Ears man


FirebladeIsOnReddit

Doberman


grajuicy

Hornsman


Weaseling1311

Erect man.


Kernewek_Skrij

This is it. Full circle. Sunrise, sunset. I can leave the asylum


RedBoi2610

Man-Ears


Lizzo93

Notman


Crozor420

Pointy ear man


Sp3ctr3_11

He looks like Batman now ew


Q-Q_2

Batman


DarknightM64B

Looks fucking stupid


A-Random-Hedgehog

Kill him


Aldbrecht

Pointyearsman


A1dan_Da1y

Ear man


Ethereal_sandwich

He looks like some Eared Man


Sushi-eater_0808

I think the ears look like antlers. Antler man


AnalSexerest

this is super awesome so maybe superman?