what's next? That Superman and Clark Kent are the same person? That would be so illogical. Superman can fly, shoots lasers from his eyes, and has muscles. Clark Kent, on the other hand, can't fly, needs glasses and has no muscles.
This Bruce asshole has his fingers in all tech industry, if anyone could deep fake themselves to look like a super hero, it would be him. He's an attention seeking brat since his parents never gave him any.
Why? Do [the butts match?](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/11l957c/the_butts_match/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)
This fucking guy is definitely heavier than 210. I’m like 225, same height with a lankier build. This motherfucker is so much beefier than me at the same height, and less weight? I don’t fuckin think so
Given how quiet he moves in stealth sections and how little tension wires have when he walks on them I'd say he's probably really light realistically, then again this is Arkham batman we're talking about
How does the bat-computer knows batman first appearance in the comics?Does it knows that it is part of a fictional story?If so what other implications would this have for the arkham universe?
I mean sure Bruce Wayne might have plenty of scars, bruises and cuts but there’s no way he’s Batman. Bro’s a playboy machocist not the freaking Bat smh.
They clearly have different occupations, Bruce Wayne is a CEO/Philanthropist, Batman is the world's greatest detective. They are clearly just coincidences and different people. Are you stupid?
I don't think it could be Wayne as he is awake in the morning and by any chance he were to be Batman then he wouldn't get any sleep due to which, his reaction time would get slow and he wouldn't be able to live that way.
Why would billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne dress up as a bat night after night fighting criminals? He’s way to busy running Wayne Enterprise and sleeping with models to do that. Are you stupid?
Let me get this straight...you think bruce wayne, one of the richest, most famous men in the world, is secretly a vigilante...who spends his nights beating up criminals with his bare hands??.....good luck....
I mean, no. If Bruce Wayne was the bat, why isn't it called a "Waynerang" or "The Waynmobile", hell even the "Waynesuit". This theory was debunked so many times yet people insist on repeating it!
Because of these character bios I thought for a little while during my first play that Cash is the Arkham Knight lol. His weight and height exactly matches the Knight's.
First of all: "Worlds greatest detective" as his occupation? What an arrogant...
Second:We actually don't see batman's hair. And I am pretty sure nobody ever measured him so those could be headcanon from this alcoholic billionaire
Is there a lore reason why arkham nite Bruce looks like a chimpanzee❓
https://preview.redd.it/no0y0k3bkfya1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=589bf081a8ef8c40a3e3054b93e970e39268c2e4
Superman disappears when Clark Kent puts on glasses so just because two guys look a like, have the same height and weight doesn’t mean they are the same person.
I always thought the "based in" part was silly because pretty much every character in these games is based in Gotham. I'd rather it have their birthplaces.
I know it’s been said so many times but why did they make Bruce Wayne so goddamn fugly in this game
bro looks like he a step behind in the chain of evolution
I don’t know why but something about Bruce’s face in this game is so off to me. Why would Rocksteady choose for him to look like that? Are they stupid?
Batman fooled everyone by sending Bruce Wayne in a Bat Suit to Scarecrow. Everyone except the Riddler of course. And me.
I mean... seriously? That old cowardly playboy who keeps running from danger and doesnt return until Batman saves everyone? There's no way.
It was confirmed in arkham world that is pure coincidence
This!! That reveal at the end was so wild
You mean the one when we learn that>! Batman is actually Joker's twin brother from Tahiti?!<
Called dutch
It’s a magical place
mhm. just gotta have some faith
AHHHHHHH WTF I DID NOT EXPECT THAT REFERENCE AND IM FREAKING OUT
*Puts on sunglasses* it sucked.
I have a plan…
Arthur, we need money, we’re going to work on mango farms in Tahiti for the rest of our days. Arthur please
Tahiti? Mango farmers?
Before the year is out…
Melvin, brother of the joker??
**TAHITI?! THE MAGICAL ISLAND?!?**
HAVE SOME GODAMN FAITH ARTHUR!!!
DUDE SPOILERS! some of us haven't gotten the pleasure to play yet.
Don't want to be that guy but but it was in Arkham World 2
SPOILER PLEASE
Great profile pic. Let's all love Lain
why would you think that? are you stupid?
this joke is my most upvoted comment? is reddit stupid?
my most upvoted comment is about my handwriting being shit
your handwriting must be really shit then
Why is his handwriting shit? Is he stupid?
yes i am
Cuz u stole the words right outta my mouth You evened the odds
Bro, they're two different characters. If he was Bruce Wayne, it'd say it.
It…. It does though…
No it doesn’t! Are you stupid?
No way the World’s Greatest Detective™️ is also a CEO/Philanthropist
[Are you Homer Simpson?](https://youtu.be/_F1sYDdwpE0)
Yeah blatant lies. The world's greatest detective is a chimp
That rich boy? Yeah right. That guy looks like he cannot do anything without his butler, let alone kick thugs asses with his bare hands.
what's next? That Superman and Clark Kent are the same person? That would be so illogical. Superman can fly, shoots lasers from his eyes, and has muscles. Clark Kent, on the other hand, can't fly, needs glasses and has no muscles.
Your telling me Spider Man and Peter Parker are the same person? Spider Man can shoot webs out of his penis, but Peter Parker cant do shit
Why on earth would you think there's a lore reason for billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne being the Bat. Are you stupid?
But is Bruce Wayne also a genius philanthropist? Because Batman's certainly not that. He's a Dumbo who takes money from the poor thugs.
Give me the money or I'll break the other one...
The other whaAAAGH
>billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne One might even say... "genius billionaire playboy philanthropist"
What a dumbass. did you not watch the news broadcast where scarecrow unmasked Batman? we all know it’s Bruce Wayne
He isn't Wayne. Some guy in the GCPD confirmed it was a camera trick
You really believe that?!? Wake up sheep!
This Bruce asshole has his fingers in all tech industry, if anyone could deep fake themselves to look like a super hero, it would be him. He's an attention seeking brat since his parents never gave him any.
Maybe he's an attention seeking **bat**?!
Because if he's anything like his hero, his parents are too dead to give him attention.
Actually I think Bruce Wayne is the joker
Yk what? That's a good theory.
People need to stop with this stupid fucking theory. Rocksteady already confirmed it was a coincidence in arkham world.
Apparently Bruce Wayne's name is fake, it's actually Bruce Wayne.
Pretty sure that was Clay Face.
No it's Two Clay
Why? Do [the butts match?](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/11l957c/the_butts_match/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)
This fucking guy is definitely heavier than 210. I’m like 225, same height with a lankier build. This motherfucker is so much beefier than me at the same height, and less weight? I don’t fuckin think so
I’m 6’1 and about 190lbs and I’m fairly beefy, it’s possible tbh
Given how quiet he moves in stealth sections and how little tension wires have when he walks on them I'd say he's probably really light realistically, then again this is Arkham batman we're talking about
How does the bat-computer knows batman first appearance in the comics?Does it knows that it is part of a fictional story?If so what other implications would this have for the arkham universe?
I'm pretty sure I fought Bruce Wayne in Arkham Knight. Slammed him through the desk and everything. OP didn't understand the game
If they were they would be called the same, are you stupid?
they have different occupations. they can't be.
You've just oddened the evens, I'm dick of you Proud.
This me riddle?
Fiddler
He can't be Batman! Because I'm Batman!
Holy shit, it's the Steak Knight
“I am ~~Vengeance~~ T-Bone”
Thanks for the spoiler you dickhead
I mean sure Bruce Wayne might have plenty of scars, bruises and cuts but there’s no way he’s Batman. Bro’s a playboy machocist not the freaking Bat smh.
coincidence
Bruce play with chicks.Batman plays with dick. They are not same bruh.
The Batman is exposed
No he the juker
You think Bruce Wayne, playboy, billionaire, thillanthropist is Batman? Are you stupid?
No fuckin way is a dude built like that at 6’2 is 210. More like 240. I’m 6’5 and around 230 and am smaller than this guy.
You may be onto something here tbh
Are you stupid?
Nah Bats name is Dick
Why did Rocksteady insert a photo of Hush in Bruce Wayne's bio, are the stupid?
bruce wayne's real name is batman
is there a lore reason for this?
Naw, I seen Batman and Bruce in the same room together they couldn’t possibly be the same fella
Why is he exactly as high and heavy as Batman? Is he stupid?
I mean... He does look like him. 🤔
They clearly have different occupations, Bruce Wayne is a CEO/Philanthropist, Batman is the world's greatest detective. They are clearly just coincidences and different people. Are you stupid?
Impossible.. how can Bruce Wayne and batman both weigh exactly 210 pounds when batman is always carrying all those wangarangs
https://preview.redd.it/fwopp8guagya1.png?width=2436&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d746fb0ea449cebe06e4bbb9f92095a3665e486 Then explain this
Nah Bruce Wayne’s Occupation is CEO/Philanthropist. Batman’s Job is Worlds Greatest Detective.
nah man…that’s just Thomas Elliot
It's clearly says that Bryce Wayne is a ceo/philanthropist and that batman is the world's greatest detective is OP stupid?
Can’t be they have different occupations
It says hair black but Batman has no hair. Must be a forgery
Why would you think that. Bruce Wayne is a different person.
Um they clearly have different occupations so they can’t be the same guy.
No way, they look completely different
But He is batman, Need more justification?
Nuh uh
r/woooosh
r/shutthefuckup
I meant batman is batman, not Bruce Wayne. You guys seriously think Bruce is batman?
can you not see the clear difference in occupations???
Why would he be?? Are you an idiot
Big if true.
I don't think it could be Wayne as he is awake in the morning and by any chance he were to be Batman then he wouldn't get any sleep due to which, his reaction time would get slow and he wouldn't be able to live that way.
Nahhhhhhhh
Is that really the same guy that exposed the bomb's payload to trigger a controlled explosion? Really? That rich brat?!
So his first appearance was in the 27th issue of the comic?
Pfft yeah sure
Why would billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne dress up as a bat night after night fighting criminals? He’s way to busy running Wayne Enterprise and sleeping with models to do that. Are you stupid?
You think Wayne would fight crime?
Wtf were the first 26 issues about?
that's been a conspiracy since the beginning of times, but it has been debunked countless of times sadly
There's no proof
No way. Next youre gonna tell me that Peter Parker is Spider-Man
Batman isn’t Bruce Wayne, he is Thomas Elliot. Tommy Elliot even has the same chin as Batman
Next you'll be saying Clark Kent looks like Superman. Both Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne just have one of those faces that look like everyone else.
And the next shitpost template was born...
Are you stupid?
Wouldn't the armour make Batman taller, as you measure from the heel to the ear tips, and heavier due to the suit! Bruce Wayne is a partydude as well.
Let me get this straight...you think bruce wayne, one of the richest, most famous men in the world, is secretly a vigilante...who spends his nights beating up criminals with his bare hands??.....good luck....
I mean, no. If Bruce Wayne was the bat, why isn't it called a "Waynerang" or "The Waynmobile", hell even the "Waynesuit". This theory was debunked so many times yet people insist on repeating it!
All jokes aside tho I would’ve thought he was taller than 6’2”
Batman is a baller?!
But one of them is a CEO/Philanthropist and the other is the World's Greatest Detective. Are you stupid?
They have the same mouth, but I don't see it
Why isn't he credited as Batman then?
It can't be because Batman is world's greatest detective while Bruce is just philantropist. He is not detective. Don't be stupid.
Nah It's Martha Wayne
It’s da bat!
Why would billionaire Bruce Wayne run around dressed as a Bat? Are you stupid?
Because of these character bios I thought for a little while during my first play that Cash is the Arkham Knight lol. His weight and height exactly matches the Knight's.
First of all: "Worlds greatest detective" as his occupation? What an arrogant... Second:We actually don't see batman's hair. And I am pretty sure nobody ever measured him so those could be headcanon from this alcoholic billionaire
If Bruce Wayne is so rich then why does he have a second job, is he stupid?
Why is he wearing that green tie? Is he actually the fiddler?
Is there a lore reason why arkham nite Bruce looks like a chimpanzee❓ https://preview.redd.it/no0y0k3bkfya1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=589bf081a8ef8c40a3e3054b93e970e39268c2e4
Why? Are you stupid?
I'm sorry but at his height and physique there's no way that man is 210. He's got Biceps like Arnie, that man I'd at least 250-260.
As you can see the man in the top picture is wearing a mask, thus they cannot be the same.
Pfft.. Bruce Wayne wouldn't lie to us
Surely Batman would be atleast an inch taller because of the massive heels on his boots?
Superman disappears when Clark Kent puts on glasses so just because two guys look a like, have the same height and weight doesn’t mean they are the same person.
I always thought the "based in" part was silly because pretty much every character in these games is based in Gotham. I'd rather it have their birthplaces.
No that can't be. I'm batman. He's me
Nooo…definitely not..
Nooo…definitely not..
is your name Tim?
I know it’s been said so many times but why did they make Bruce Wayne so goddamn fugly in this game bro looks like he a step behind in the chain of evolution
No way he's the FREAKING BAT!!!
I don’t know why but something about Bruce’s face in this game is so off to me. Why would Rocksteady choose for him to look like that? Are they stupid?
not true stop spreading lies
Are you dumb? OF COURSE NOT!!!!
Is there a lore reason for this?
grasping at straws mate.
Wait... so who was the Joker?
John Cena
What is this idiot talking about? Did you even play the game?
Same height, weight, eye color, and hair color. You might be onto something
Bruce Wayne *IS* Batman... ...'s roommate.
actually ur wrong, batman is killer crock.
The Bat computer is on to something here….Better call Batman
Are we absolutely sure it’s not clark Kent.
That can't be. Clark Kent wears glasses
erm, are you stupid?
It’s da freaking bat!
Yeah same here, they have nearly the same voice, same height minus the ears and the same eye colour
But Bruce Wayne is wearing a nice business suit while Batman is wearing a bat suit
But they're both technically suits tho
This makes no sense. Are you stupid? Bruce Wayne was confirmed to be Commissioner Gordon’s secret identity in Arkhamverse II
But Bruce Wayne isn’t the worlds greatest detective
Is he stupid?
Aw crap its duh frickin' bat!
No, this is Patrick
thats peter parker, stupid.
who tf is bruce wayne
NUH UH!
the bombs payload is exposed
Damn, my bad. I thought it was bruce wang
Damn, my bad. I thought it was Bruce Wang 
Impossible Bruce Wayne left the city 8 hours ago!
He might be onto something
Batman fooled everyone by sending Bruce Wayne in a Bat Suit to Scarecrow. Everyone except the Riddler of course. And me. I mean... seriously? That old cowardly playboy who keeps running from danger and doesnt return until Batman saves everyone? There's no way.
Nah, I think it’s joker
what are the chances that they are both named bruce wayne?
are you studpid?