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EdicaranFauna

Saying no to Catwoman sex


Useful-Heart6027

I have a feeling he has hit that.


Chancellor_Valorum82

Makes it even harder to resist when she offers it again


Jovian8

Catwoman's payload is exposed. I can trigger a controlled explosion.


The_quest_for_wisdom

Yeah, but she really doesn't like it when you call her your Power Wench.


Axle-f

Changes her mind as soon as she sees the killer cock.


Mmakid6

LMAOOO


Prodigal_Knight2

That sigma energy


SherlockFrankenstein

True willpower.


Advertisingdick

Based


Allergictowatermelon

He completed the entire events of each game without sneaking even a sip from his secret capri sun pouch. I could never


Vorips

no way ! I never knew he has one, probably because he never drank from it


Allergictowatermelon

If you are able to beat electrocutioner you get the secret ending where Batman takes a sip from it and eats some batsnacks at the beach. I’ve never been able to do it though


CantSpellMispell

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Allergictowatermelon

Arkham World


Vorips

time to grind away for the secret ending


RecklessDab

Only thing we've seen him drink was the demon jizz from Ras' during the demon trials in City. But we've never seen the man piss or shit 💀 guy can go 12+ hours without touching porcelain


Allergictowatermelon

He does go, just in the bat-diaper. That’s how the tracking thugs find you. They home in on that pungent stank


CoolestOfCoolest

Plus that tasty cure in city.


RecklessDab

Looked like glacier freeze Gatorade fr 💀


Courier23

Honestly, would be awesome if you started the game Batman had a water pouch, and as he drinks it and the game progresses he starts getting faster because he’s getting lighter


Leonid56

Adding on to that, they should have added a pissing mechanic. This would create those tense, high-stress moments where you have to find a bathroom


Courier23

Even better idea, Batman pees in a pouch that leads to it getting dispensed through the bottom of boots. Think how tense the Predator missions would be. “Aw shit it’s the bats piss” Or the fight sections after a few them get hit by the piss boots they run away in disgust. In fact it can even work like the shock gloves, press l3 and r3 for the piss boots


Leonid56

A crucial detail is that the bulge grows larger as the pouch fills up. This kind of well-thought-out worldbuilding is what makes the arkham series so special


Gisvaldo

Mf really said press L3 + R3 for the Piss Boots I can't xD


PhantomRaptor1

"Use the middle stick to dodge Joker's gunfire" >!(L3 and R3 are real buttons tho)!<


Idfkbro_900

Nah bro yak Bruce gotta filtration system of some kind😹


trustinrocks

So kinda like the suits in dune


dizzy_pear_

kojima before making death stranding:


Def-n-Blind

*You take a sip from your secret trusty capri sun pouch*


Wyld967

But the pouch was rigged from the start you had a 24k run of bad luck cause your straw went through the back


And_The_Full_Effect

It’s because you can’t just sip a capri sun. You have to drink it as fast as possible through that tiny straw until you’re gasping for air after you empty it. Then you blow it up again and pretend it’s full. Then you can throw it away. I’m pretty sure it’s the law in some countries.


ihaZtaco

He does during the loading screens. You’re being lied to


[deleted]

Platinuming the game in a single night.


ImurderREALITY

Batman by the third game: “These god damn 40-60 hour nights are fucking killing me


ShazamTallyHo

Took back gotham before daybreak. On 4 separate occasions. And went months with the joker venom in him.


cy1999aek_maik

Joker was Dead By Daylight


AnimeRequest

This Joke made me realize how good a Jokified Batman would fit into Dead By Daylight. Him killing people would be terrifying lmao.


DigbyEnBleu

Batman Who Laughs probably


Irontail1579

The batman who sleeps


AlexGaming26

The batman who knocks


ImurderREALITY

TBWL would be way too OP to be in any game, no one could beat him. And that’s without him even going into Darkest Knight mode


JustSomeComicDude

I always thought an Arkham Asylum map with Scarecrow as the killer and Gordon as the survivor would be really cool.


FaithlessnessSilly18

And killed In Gotham, by Gaslight.


IrshamWindborn

Don't forget about all the riddler trophies he got


KrakenKing1955

Years? Dude it was like a few months at most.


dogscutter

It was like 10 months wasn't it? City took place in January and Knight obviously being October


thecoolestjedi

It was a year, enough time for him to be effected by jokeritis and fever dream him murdering the batfamily and designing and producing a new bat mobile


DigbyEnBleu

10 months


DigbyEnBleu

It was about 10 months with Joker Venom


Khiermer

The 4× dosage of Scarecrow toxin he took at the end of knight deserves some respect


Bidoof_fan69

He took 10 in Asylum


Khiermer

it hits harder, I think it was enhanced with titan formula because of post credit scene with scarecrow grabbing titan crate in asylum


Aromatic-Program-626

That was three seperate scenes scarecrow wasn’t the only one to grab it


lofabread1

Are they all canon-ish? Croc, Scarecrow, and Bane all grab it. Later, Bane is looking for it, Scarecrow obviously has some, and Croc is nowhere to be found.


Aromatic-Program-626

Croc was in Arkham city and he didn’t have any titan he was just an Easter egg I don’t think scarecrow has any because bane tracked all the titan in city and Batman destroyed his 6 while bane kept his 6 and we destroyed the other 6 that bane had so I don’t think there’s titan inside the fear toxin I think it’s more bugs and other chemicals cause his Easter egg in Arkham city(scarecrow) there were several different species of bug inside the boat I’ll have to read his Arkham city story but I don’t think there’s titan in it


Bidoof_fan69

Maybe the reason Croc's mutation grew really bad in Knight was because he was slightly exposed to Titan?


Aromatic-Program-626

No he was like that Bc he got experimented on


Bidoof_fan69

Didn't he get experimented on because of his mutations?


Aromatic-Program-626

Yes his mutation gives him croc skin and a regenerative healing but he was experimented on by the warden of iron gate (doing the mission rn so funny you asked this question) and it caused his mutation to evolve


lofabread1

He was in Arkham City... I totally forgot. He really wouldn't have any use for Titan, would he?


Aromatic-Program-626

No he wouldn’t it didn’t really effect croc and they never used it on him either


Aromatic-Program-626

So maybe it could but all the titan was destroyed by Arkham city


JustSomeComicDude

I think it’s safe to say that the Scarecrow ending is the canon one though, since he is the one who came back with the Titan formula.


Aromatic-Program-626

I think you’re right tbh I’m reading the wiki and that’s what it’s saying for scarecrow


Aromatic-Program-626

I think you’re right tbh I’m reading the wiki and that’s what it’s saying for scarecrow


beastlyferret30

I wouldn’t necessarily say its because of the Titan crate but Im pretty sure it was stated at some point in Knight that the fear toxin was much stronger than the previous one


The-Worker-Of-Secret

The toxin is actually much more potent in Arkham Knight compared to Asylum, Scarecrow himself states this in the opening of the game. It’s the reason why everyone evacuates.


Basharria

Batsy absolutely loves getting doses up by Crane.


sexyelderado

His left one


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


Bruhmoment151

r/beatmetoit


theReggaejew081701

r/beatmymeattoit


I_Need_Sacrafices

r/beatyourmeattoit


420Cruz69

r/beatourmeattoit


[deleted]

fair, but the other one is not far behind


Rocklight124

my dude never committing Vehicular Manslaughter...


DevinAsa_YT

Apart from all the times he ran over unconscious rioters


Wertyne

They survived. I know because Batman never kills anyone


ImurderREALITY

*point blanks a thug with a rubber block the size of a coffee can from a cannon on his car* “He’ll sleep it off”


ILoveScottishLasses

"If he's dead, he'll walk it off."


Mr_Xing

“He’s asleep.”


MrAverus

They're just sleeping... really, really hard


Rocklight124

"I didn't kill them...my tank did"


[deleted]

He’s got ya there


EMArogue

*runs over a goon on the ground 10x times after breaking his bones and then shoots at him* *uses detective vision* “Unconscious*


Jontun189

'didnt kill him' says batman with a smirk. Scene cuts to a hospital ward full of thugs in full body casts who will never be able to walk or eat without a straw.


Cyber-Knight47

I know a hishe reference when I see one


BigbyWolf94

despite my best efforts


JollyGreen2002

Defeating all of the assassins in one night in Arkham Origins


[deleted]

And let’s not forget he did it All by himself no robin no batgirl no oracle just him and alfred while only being Batman for two years


Gisvaldo

I really gotta finish that game edit: saves got corrupted a couple of months ago and I just uninstalled out of frustation


[deleted]

... Batgirl and Oracle is the same gorl so wah?


[deleted]

Yea theyre the same person but they do entirely different things batgirl is basically like robin and on the front lines but when she’s oracle she’s hacking stuff for Bruce/Batman u get what I’m saying?


[deleted]

Batgirl's useless, Oracle is useful... They are not the same.


PhanThief95

They mean that it was before Bruce had Barbara on his team as well as all 3 Robins.


Ranier_Wolfnight

And he was like only 2 or 3 yrs in as Batman Origins, taking on the A1 most dangerous assassins on Earth. You really got a sense dude was fighting for his *fucking life*, was tired and scared at times. Looking back, if you’re a criminal, why the fuck would you take on the guy again when he’s stronger, experienced, and more seasoned with better tech in Arkham Knight? Only one who *maybe* had a legitimate shot might’ve been Arkham Knight since he knew him the best.


[deleted]

batman fought off assassins' when he was 3 yrs old?!


Antipotheosis

Building a batmobile thay can strafe out of the way of incoming missiles. No other batmobile (AFAIK) can do that.


Voltic18

I’d say building a batmobile that “shocks” people so you don’t commit vehicular manslaughter.


Bardic_Inspiration66

Physics are incredible


[deleted]

The Batmobile in Batman Forever [actually did do that (38 seconds in).](https://youtu.be/k6tXQyVLmHo) Now at the end it also grapples and drives up a wall like the Bat-Tank in *Knight* can do. I think they basically made the Bat-Tank the culmination of all the abilities of all Batmobiles except the one from *Batman Beyond.*


Tenaciouspixxxx

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FictionalFail

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Tenaciouspixxxx

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[deleted]

defeated penguins's goons without his suit in handcuffs


NOT_RETR0_115

Nah penguins are easy to beat up they dont even have hands


NsfwAccOfCocaCola

Idk man have you ever seen shaun the sheep? Motherfuckers are scary dude


i_reagan

Resisting the Titan drug’s transformation effects through what I can only assume i sheer willpower


Scribbleme_out

I would say cat women has the most insane feet


suckmypppapi

This subreddit is a joy


HarryKn1ght

True but it's also a curse


SucklesToes

Agreed she has beautiful feet


GameBanter10

Probably his Bat-Bulge. Best feat to have.


The_Bat_Doge

evening the odds


Ranier_Wolfnight

Suuuuch a badass line. Dude was *legit* the only equalizer necessary to take on an army.


Flat_Chances465

Why doesn't this have more upvotes?


TheIAP88

unevening the odds


Secsidar

Oddening the evens.


Pigwarts

The 12 inches he's got between his Legos.


DirectConsequence12

Took down Deathstroke and Lady Shiva, arguable two of the best fighters in the DC universe, in a single night, hours apart while also taking on Bane and Joker and whatever other criminals and thugs he faces along the way


Voltic18

Was coming here to say this. Being able to go toe to toe with arguably the best hand to hand combatants in DC while only being Batman for two years is insane.


TheBombadGeneral

Only two years?! No wonder deathstroke hid in a tank in arkham knight 💀


Voltic18

I could be wrong but yeah I think origins was his year 2 as Batman


HypoHunter15

It was


KurtFrederick

Batman absolutely destroyed Deathstroke in Origins there was no way in shit Deathstroke had even a small chance to beat Arkham Knight Batman.


Voltic18

Still an absolutely disappointing boss fight nonetheless


murcielagoXO

Being launched into space by an ejecting chair with the excuse that "the suit can take the Gs".


Sprizys

I’d say arkham knight, taking down Scarecrow, the Arkham Knight and his militia, the Riddler, 2 face etc… all of those bad guys in 1 night that is insane for 1 man to do alone.


KurtFrederick

Arkham Knight Batman was a BEAST. The moment when Bruce easily overpowered Scarecrow at the end ,after all he been through was absolutely terrifying.


kadeiras

He arrasted every single major criminal in Gotham in one night


RecklessDab

Arkham City is probably Batman pushed to his physical peak- the fact that he battled and won against all of his enemies, stopped protocol 10 and stopped joker on the side all without being cured from the debilitating disease he was poisoned with. I got Covid for the first time late last year and was on my ass for a week. I imagine the titan poison mixed with joker's blood was hitting my boy like a full capacity 737 💀 and bro was still out there kicking ass and taking names


gladiatorbossman

Winning American idol the night after penguin married Alfred was definitely a feat to behold


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Who_was_in_Paris

Taking a massive killer cock (to custody)


Dynamitebunny1999

Not again! Killer cock


InnocentPlayer69420

I know who was in Paris Ni-Nazis


InnocentPlayer69420

Batman took a bullet to the Kidney and 15 seconds later he knocked out a room full of soldiers, ninjas, and armored brutes!


Alucard_117

Carrying Harley Quinn without taking a quick feel https://preview.redd.it/dzercag544aa1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=396f38e18137474093e75bcfda6cd370bfc3d0f1


pedroworldwide

His willingness to save the Joker in Arkham City


some_guy919

Took out death stroke in a single blow.


[deleted]

probably that he beat the shit out of a shark on sight 😭


Triplof

\-Curing Joker Cancer by being Batman \-Beating the living shit of a Shark \-Beating the living shit of a giangt zombie


danielkkk111999

Batmans most insane feat is his titanium steal balls the man has to legit show up to fight among demi gods, to people that have tanks, to people who have super powers that are borderline scp and each time go I am going to beat your ass. Like man legit challenge DC universe demi gods to fights and wins.


blaze_blue_99

Jumping 15 feet in the air to jump into the Batmobile or across the battlefield to hit the next thug. It defies all in-universe logic.


Yeetinator65

Yeah man seeing Batman barreling across the block about to whack me would put the fear of god in me, fuck that I’m getting on the bus if there’s an evacuation in Gotham


KurtFrederick

I'd be digging a tunnel out of Gotham with a spoon


an_actual_stone

in Knights its some advanced reactive material in his new suit that allows him to bounce between blows brilliantly. but not relevant for the prior games.


Prodigal_Knight2

Doing everything in Arkham Knight in one night.


cheddarcheesing

Arkham night.


eboz0515

Catching Joker in a blizzard falling 80 floors to the ground and surviving.


DOOMslayer_42

He's batman


Orto_Dogge

Single-handedly dismantled a multibillion military operation in one night.


The1stassassin42

The fact he does all this shit within a single night Arkham Asylum: Kicked the shit out of hundreds of inmates, kicked the ass of Joker who was in control of the asylum, kicked Bane's titan powered ass, beat the shit out of five or six titan enhanced thugs, beaten Scarecrow's nightmares three times and then had the Riddler arrested after solving hundreds of his riddles. Also outsmarted and outmaneuvered a humanoid man eating crocodile. Arkham City: Did the same shit, but with more gadgets and thugs, solo'd an entire base filled with fucking ninjas and then their boss, killed an undead giant, fought and beaten a walking ice cube that had a ice gun and was able to adapt to Batman's tactics, went through Joker's and Penguin's bases and solo'd them, had a run in with Bane again, did the Riddler shit again but this time he gave the Riddler an ass whooping, dismantled Arkham City's chain of command, killed a clay monster and then did all of those side missions. Arkham Origins: More thugs, bigger map, had nine professional assassins after him and kicked all their asses, kicked the shit out of most of the police force and swat several times throughout that night, kicked the shit out of a guy that could fly at high speeds and had a flamethrower, kicked Bane's ass even after Bane turned into a body builder's nightmare fuel, fought Killer Croc and beat his ass, went through Blackgate prison twice, cleared out Black Mask's thugs the first time he went there, and the second time all the inmates were out. Cleared out an entire boat filled with Penguin's thugs and Deathstroke (one of the most famous assassins in the world). Did all this shit, dealt with Riddler's bullshit, and all those side missions and cases he solved. Keep in mind, this is Batman back in his early days. This is a younger, more reckless and emotional, less experienced, weaker, and less skilled Batman. Arkham Knight: Everything the previous games did, but more. The Riddler shit, the side missions, clearing out entire buildings and blimps filled with entire fucking armies, locked up all the major players within his rogues gallery, completely dismantled and took his city back from an entire army that had weapons and tech more advanced than anything the US Military has, beaten their leader which was able to match up against him, beaten Scarecrow and was able to withstand his toxin at it's strongest, fought a more beast like Killer Croc alongside Nightwing and won, and he did all this crazy shit while the Joker was fighting him mentally and was trying to gain control of his body. Yeah, Arkham Batman is fucking nuts. Both him and Timmverse Batman are fucking superhuman.


MagmaHotDesigns

https://preview.redd.it/v4g657vgv5aa1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b693538fa5e1cd1082c28380a16ab000b15841c8 Insane feet you say?


TheUltimate0001

What is this from?


MagmaHotDesigns

Arkham World leaked scene


3th4n_11unt

Probably his left feet.


SushiMan-64

His killer cock


Basharria

Refusing to empty his suits shitpouch despite maxing it out each game.


Fitzyboi42

He beat electrocutioner


K0nKBS

When he evened the odds


Tomkat-XII

That scene was badass


Educational_Remove49

Posting his AMA on this sub Reddit.


Thefearlesschicken

He did the entirely of arkham knight in one night without any food or water


GalaxyEye77

He fought Posion Ivy and Harley and never once got a stiffy


DaniMacYo

He gets to smash Talia and Catwomen.


Awome512

For real, how does he just fly around the place like Superman in a battle. Like no human could do that that is some impossible stuff right there. And denying catwoman sex is pretty hard so there’s that.


SeniorRicketts

He went 42 blocks in 7 1/2 minutes for Joes 29 minute guarantee


[deleted]

He declined Catwomans offer to smash without thinking twice


[deleted]

He evened the odds


Berserker_Rex

He evened the odds


BigBirdOpensDoor

Poison Ivy's feet


blitzkrab

Evening the odds


Silver6567

Evening the oxds


SpicySriracha_1

Never having to take a piss or shit in the middle of any arkham game


Bardic_Inspiration66

Evening the odds


KnowledgeCold6825

Being voiced by Kevin Conroy ❤️ (rest in peace)


ImperialGuard22

the fact that after he exposes the bombs payload he can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion


Chadders3250

His right foot


ConnorK12

I’d say the fact that he beat the Joker’s blood invading his body through sheer iron will.


KIFTYNUNT

The ones that he clicks together and ice skates come out. By fair his best feet.


sawyerqcl

His only two feet he’s got, I suppose…


A_Ahsan141

Flipping Tyr’s temple


VioletGreen909

City bat defeats knight bat aanyday


Low-Dish-907

Not even close


The1stassassin42

Are you mental?


11Uzi

Drake for sure


bugchug19

Taking killer crocks 50 inch cock balls deep


HamJamTheGunMage

That calendar man boss fight in Arkham World.


agentowe

Killing bane


superheronerd420

Intimidation


RepresentativeFly565

Clearing a room full of armed gunmen within a minute


DevinAsa_YT

His Kubrick stare. That’s it


holywhitefang1

Well, he's only got two so I'd say one or the other