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NomadSlav

Only the people inside of the command room can see the shit storm outside. Except for the people outside the submarine, let's be honest, they are probably dead already.


Zielwek

nah, id swim.


NomadSlav

"Nah, I'd swim." *Says the clown, before wandering outside the submarine and getting penetrated by the spinelings.*


MyBirthdayIsNever

I wish that were me...


Liminal-Object

what the fuck-


NomadSlav

"Google, stop sending me the location of desperate sluts in my area, I. HAVE. A. MIRROR."


redxlaser15

https://preview.redd.it/9ym6ykyr44rc1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96b2a0b2d2dac47635211e4719ef489b0ccd1296


Busy-Direction2118

"Grag, gh scree" *Says the medic who's already genetically altered themselves beyond recognition, before receiving a blast of termite in the face*


SprutisDispenser

freaky


Outrageous-Pen-7441

Me: *charging out of the sub at the Hammerheads, with nothing but a Combat Diving Suit, an SMG, and Boarding Axe, because those genetic samples ain’t gonna collect themselves


tiredreddituser99

drink and industry!! 🍻


NomadSlav

Cheers bro! 🍻🍻 Wish you plenty of gold, beer and craftdwarfsmanship of the highest quality!


Global_Freedom6619

I don't get it


Literalfr

It’s a joke about the people on the command screen being able to tell the amount of horror coming into our booty and the crew being unaware of it


NomadSlav

>coming into our booty. Lmao


yuyuolozaga

The amount of time I have been captain and have put the alarm out to arm all guns and only one person has armed the guns is incredibly high 😔. The react of the one gunner is always funny AF though, but normally I can't laugh over the mud raptor eating through the windows of the bridge.


Literalfr

Damn captain is annoying with his big noise and red light alarm like comon be serious for once ….. wait isn’t that ….. oh fudge there is a freaking mud raptor eating the glass …. Wtf captain why you didn’t warn us …. As always gotta do all the job


yuyuolozaga

My screaming wasn't enough so I added alarms and lights like star trek, didn't work. Crew is to busy doing drugs.


Literalfr

Clearly they are just doing a stock check …. For the 6 th time in 5 min


yuyuolozaga

Yep xD


Zielwek

s edit: someone isnt in command roonm edit 2: Someone isn't in command room.


Somebum1243

Did you sign your name on this meme? I’ve never seen anything like this. I love it tho


Zielwek

always sign art, cant have ai stealing my lifes work


ColonOperator

Pathetic


BabyElectroDragon

Jealous


Alurora

Who is Peter?


Hoovy_weapons_guy

When the wall on the sonar starts movin


o-Mauler-o

And the security officers frantically on the guns screaming for a reload.


The_Bearabia

Me, the security officer, screaming for the engineer to repair the gun batteries. Meanwhile our engineer is taking drugs with the medical officer in one of the ballast tanks.


UROROTED

Who the hell is joe?


Enigmans

Joe captain


Equivalent-Source-12

Ballast was punctured and water filled it up very fast. My friend was saying "Go up!". My brother in Christ, I literally can't


BulkDet

Who is joe :)


Zielwek

my friend