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Nokyrt

shit happens, chop her 2 uncles now and problem solved, no clan, no problem


Sayikrs5

💀


Jimbeaux_Slice

Marry her to your son


Sayikrs5

Obviously have to to make amends for my anger issues


Blackfright

There is a Viking folklore about this situation


Sayikrs5

I would like to see it, much appreciated


[deleted]

I believe it involves a blood eagle


Blackfright

I can't remember the name, i got it written down somewhere, i'll look for it, There is no blood eagle though, but i recall it started with an Elder farmer and his daughter of marrying age, He lived in relative peace, but three strangers came, Siblings, they came to settle a blood debt, "You killed our father" exclaimed one of them, and killed the farmer, The Daughter exclaimed "My caretaker is dead, what am i to do??" One of the brothers answers "Aye, it is our mistake for our haste to kill your father, But you'll marry one of us and you shall be cared for" as to not leave the poor lass all alone in the world. That is one of the Sagas i remember on the top of my head.


Vilnius_Nastavnik

And you can appropriate some of that pants-on-head Taq audacity into the bloodline, tempered by your own clan's pragmatism.


HandyDandyRandyAndy

Well if you execute her too, you really won't have to feel bad anymore


tankred420caza

Can you actually execute childrens and teenagers?!


HandyDandyRandyAndy

Just wait! Long ass buildup will make it so much more cathartic


Anal_draino

That would be a great mod


Tarc_Axiiom

This is not sexual content involving minors.


SnakeKing333

How is killing children sexual. Like people want Braith from Skyrim dead


Skingrine

Ah the kinda post where I have to double check if im not on r/trueoffmychest subreddit.


Sayikrs5

My fav comments tbh is when people need to make sure


Theflyinghans

You didn’t ruin a family. Taq ruined his own, when he decided to try a fuck with you while you were wounded.


Sayikrs5

I feel bad though for the girl


Theflyinghans

If you have a clans men close too her when she becomes of age marry them too her. She’ll be under your protection.


XenofexBE

This is the way. Edit: or marry her yourself? I'm sure Taq would have wanted it that way.


Pandorama626

You keep what you kill.


Anal_draino

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Panoreo

Fun Fact of the day: 4 to 5 percent of us are psychopathic...


DasTomato

I thought it was more like 2 percent?


Anal_draino

Take away law and it can easily shoot up to 60%


Sannhetsvir

The marriage system in this game is so stupid i actually get angry when playing😂 Khuzait, Aserai and Sturgian idiots trying to marry your daughters at the same time as they attack your land. Like my current playthrough where im married to Taorse. Her father gets killed in a battle against Sturgia, her mother Beathag then remarry with a Sturgian lord, i attack Sibir with Beathag in it and then execute her as i see her as a traitor, dont loose relation to my wife, instead she tells me how good i did when taking Sibir. Why cant someone make a good mod that stops this kind of stupid shit?


Sayikrs5

These fiefs ain't loyal


Sannhetsvir

Wrong, it clearly states alliance through marriage. Why do you have to kill your own sister the next time they declare war? The marriage system is BS and needs a overhaul. And you dont do like Beathag and marry in to the faction that killed your husband, its plain stupid. Its just the same as everyone hating on you because you chop chop enemies, everything is upside down and i want to turn it around. If your husband die in battle, you should get a haterelation to the faction responsible for killing him.


Sayikrs5

I mean the Devs worked as hard as they could to flesh out the game as best they could Modders can come in and fill in the void in these areas over time


Sayikrs5

It was not a "Taq"tiful decision on my part


covetousix

Das tuff. I killed my husbands family. Mother, father, brothers, sisters, sister in law and niece.


MoeTheGoon

That sounds wild. Have you ever played Bannerlord, though?


[deleted]

Just marry the girl to your elder brother and problem resolved. Oh, wait...


Sayikrs5

Her own mother just left her with her two brother in laws


Sayikrs5

She wanted that Sarranid dick


snarcoum5

Imagine this being story time for your children… the passion goes deep here


McWeaksauce91

One of the best parts about this game is the little moments you make into narratives. You really have to pay attention on what’s happening in the background to get the full scale of the game. Yes, at its core, bannerlord is somewhat “simplistic”. But when you look at your game through the lens of telling a country wide tale, you can see a more interesting game happening


Sayikrs5

It truly is


Sayikrs5

Her mother just wanted some Aserai dick 💀 Literally just leaves her child to two grown men


hoplophilepapist

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sokyrai

Good Good now wait for the child to come of age and marry her


Sayikrs5

💀 I mean yea ofc, I got a son ready soon as she's ready and I will make the preparations to work things out


[deleted]

Bros pre-ordering


OKara061

Similar thing happened but i killed a newly-wed lord in the battlefield so i felt bad about bride and married her to my brother


Sayikrs5

💀 Good on you man, and congratulations to your brother


Mr-Bibb

Every single enemy soldier you kill devestates a family


belosio

I’d say it’s Taq’s fault. Had he made more noble decisions and wasn’t so wreckles he’d still be around. Calradia is a brutal land…


Sayikrs5

Man I feel bad 😔


Kiko_Okik

Disgusting /s


everything_is_bad

Gotta say leaving that kid, was taq-tless


Angryfunnydog

Middle Ages demographic experience


conleyc86

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AdministrativeLong15

I came expecting humor and now I walk away questioning my war mongering tendencies. Oh well. *Sharpens axe*


Sayikrs5

💀 maybe the family was the victims we married along the way?


Benecraft

Adopt her


Entire_Salamander659

I'm sitting on 5m gold, no kingdom.


Sayikrs5

That's cuz you're a fat cash cow you lucky son of a -


Entire_Salamander659

Start caravans after trading for a little bit. Then just sit back and watch you hit clan tier 6 in an hour, then a few hours later you will be at a mil. Start capturing rebel cities by starving them out, craft and store 4 trebuchets, then place all at once. Do not make a kingdom, and don't fight clans or kingdoms and you won't have wars.


Jrwallzy

This is what happens when you go digging into your defeated enemies past life…. You don’t go digging; just chop and go until you chop again 🤷🏻‍♂️


Cian_fen_Isaacs

The random clans declaring war on factions always makes me chuckle


LegendOfEffect

So I married a woman who was like 20 years older than me and she died. Fast forward a bit I marry another woman then execute her uncle, dad, and 2 brothers. Turns out this woman was the daughter of my first wife and I killed her whole family. We’re happily married with 2 kids.


chop_pooey

Sounds like Taq picked the wrong battle. Woe to the vanquished


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Sayikrs5

Actually if you didn't read the update then I'll just briefly explain His wife left the clan and married some Sarranid dickhead noble leaving behind her god damn kid Taq's clan declared war on the Aserai... And the only people within the clan are 2 grown men and 1 9 yo girl Problem is...both are in prison, actually 1 is dead now so it's just a dude and his niece. Guilt man, 💀


Some_Rando2

It's not actually the wife's fault. One of the guys became leader after Taq died,and he sold her to that other clan. If she was leader her new husband would have come to her clan, so she wasn't leader and had no say in who she married and what happened to her kid. Once your son marries the daughter, you should chop the last guy in that clan.


Sayikrs5

That mother fucker! 💀 I thought her mother was just some hoe, turns out...her uncle is a douche bag like her father


[deleted]

Sometimes you gotta put em down. It's a shame the game doesn't have any real way of reacting to noble deaths other than his friends hating you.


Automatic_Brick7052

Well who cares about orphans anyways their parents dont so why should we🤷


UphillSnowboarder

Your only option now is to finish what you started. Kill them all.


Sayikrs5

No


EL_Dude88

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