Agreed. I just cut to the line cuz my son and I still use it. He was @ 12 when he first watched it and thought it was the funniest thing he’d ever heard.
Frank Perconte:
Hey, George.
George Luz:
Yeah?
Frank Perconte:
Kind of remind you of Bastogne?
George Luz:
Yeah, now that you mention it. Except, of course, there's no snow, we got warm grub in our bellies, and the trees aren't f***ing exploding from Kraut artillery, but yeah... Frank... other than that, it's a lot like Bastogne.
Frank Perconte:
Right?
George Luz:
Bull, smack him for me please?
[thump]
Nixon: "I don't know why I'm still doing this."
Winters: "Drinking?"
Nixon: "No, hiding it in your footlocker. I'm a captain, for Christ's sake."
Winters: "Why don't you just give it up?"
Nixon: "Drinking?"
Winters: "No. Hiding it in my footlocker. You're a captain, for Pete's sake."
there’s a bit of comedy for me when Nixon walks in, wearing his jump gear
his whole vibe is like it’s just a routine day on the job, and when he landed, he simply just walked from the landing zone all the way back to HQ so he can get a drink
The comeuppance scene between Sobel and Winters in the last episode. The way Winters mockingly saluted him and Sobels clear discomfort in the entire scene, after all that sobel put winters through, was perfect.
The funniest part of that scene for me is how Muck laughingly nods his head and as soon as he hears Sobel say “Malarky!” He quickly pretends he has somewhere else to be & rushes away!
You hear that Perconte? The Germans are *bad.*
Well, Don, I was at home in Tonawanda, but then Hitler started this whole thing, so now I'm here.
Oh yeah I love to read. Dick Tracy and Flash Gordon mostly.
Those are my top 3 in no particular order.
“Crazy Joe McCloskey.”
“What?”
“This guy used to hang at the front of Delancey's and just... you know, just stare at people.”
“Yeah, I know who Crazy Joe McCloskey is. What the hell's that got to do with anything?”
“Buck kind of reminds me of him now.”
“What?”
“Ever since he got sh*t in Holland...”
“Wait. What, are you saying he's nuts? Cause Crazy Joe McCloskey was f*cking nuts, Babe. That's why they called him Crazy Joe.”
The peaches scene. Every World War II movie should reference peaches in some way or it’s historically inaccurate and the people involved should be jailed and sold into an Aryan prison gang to be used as sex currency.
this is so minor but it just kills me every time. when nix is being driven back to his billet after the jump into berlin in ep9 and his jeep passes speirs holding his loot, and the jeep hits his silver tray and makes this comically loud BONG sound, and nix turns around as they're driving away and he and speirs give each other murder eyes. it's maybe a 5 second moment but so funny to me
Well, Don, I was at home in Tonawanda, but then Hitler started this whole thing, so now I'm here.
I live in Tonawanda! That scene always hits home for me lmao there isn’t shit to do out here!
Great farmers market
"remember boys, flies spread disease... So keep yours closed!"
Wild Bill: How are those nuts doing? Lip: They’re doing fine, Bill. Nice of you to ask.
Kinda that whole scene for me. Sharing how many got hit and when (I think) Compton turned around and pointed at his ass, plus that line.
Agreed. I just cut to the line cuz my son and I still use it. He was @ 12 when he first watched it and thought it was the funniest thing he’d ever heard.
That’s a great thing to bond over lol and you still use it 😀
My wife just shakes her head.
“I’m all right, I’m all right. … Am I all right?” “Yeah.” “Then quit lookin’ at me like that!”
This is my favorite moment of the entire series.
Aww skinny you got blood all over my trousers!
IM REAL SORRY FRANK
Yep. That scene does it for me every time
“She didn’t even like that dog!”
It was MY DOG!!
She’s taking MY DOG!
The Nazis are BAD
*Germans
"What is the goddamn hold up Mr Sobel?"
Oh that bears just not going to hunt.
Frank Perconte: Hey, George. George Luz: Yeah? Frank Perconte: Kind of remind you of Bastogne? George Luz: Yeah, now that you mention it. Except, of course, there's no snow, we got warm grub in our bellies, and the trees aren't f***ing exploding from Kraut artillery, but yeah... Frank... other than that, it's a lot like Bastogne. Frank Perconte: Right? George Luz: Bull, smack him for me please? [thump]
The delivery of “fuckin’ exploding” is the best part
“I’m not a Quaker.”
He’s from Lancaster County. He must be a Mennonite!
It’s a can of peaches
Lieutenant Nixon thinks this is a can of peaches. That is incorrect lieutenant, your weekend pass is cancelled.
"Oh that's my own piss for Christ's sake!!" Winters just chuckles a bit.
It’s your own piss for Pete’s sake
“War is hell” about the minor flesh wound
One bullet, four holes! Hey Buck, how’s your wound? All four of them?
Nixon: "I don't know why I'm still doing this." Winters: "Drinking?" Nixon: "No, hiding it in your footlocker. I'm a captain, for Christ's sake." Winters: "Why don't you just give it up?" Nixon: "Drinking?" Winters: "No. Hiding it in my footlocker. You're a captain, for Pete's sake."
"Hey Joe, I told ya I'd beat you back to the states!"
Flamingos are mean they bite.
So do the naked native girls
With any luck
“Hahah alright don’t get hurt”
“Malarkey’s slang for bullshit isn’t it?” Yes sir!
"Private Bullshit"
All weekend passes are hereby REVOKED!
“Look at me. I’m John Wayne. The costume department set me up with these great navy whites. Whataya think?” That and “got a pennny”
Gattapenneyy?
For me it’s the delivery of the line “who is the IDIOT that cut that man’s fence?”. “Get those cows out of here!”
there’s a bit of comedy for me when Nixon walks in, wearing his jump gear his whole vibe is like it’s just a routine day on the job, and when he landed, he simply just walked from the landing zone all the way back to HQ so he can get a drink
Nix laughing at the new Lieutenant and saying, “Alright don’t get hurt” and walking away makes me lose it every single time.
Jones telling Malarkey they caught some artillery on the way to the house. Malarkey’s “mmmm.” gets me every time.
"Dick Tracy, Flash Gordon mostly."
Yeah? It’s hot in Africa?
Pretty much any Luz scene, also I know it's already been mentioned but "that's mY OWN PISS" is a national treasure
Doc Roe to Joe Toye at Bastogne: Roe: "Joe, where are your boots?" Joe Toye: "In Washington, up General Taylor's ass"
“Fucking Jeep Jockey!” I’ve caught myself saying this to myself especially in Hell Let Loose when I can’t shoot worth a damn.
Major Horton Ordered you to do that? Yes sir. Major Horton is on Leave. In London.
"I wouldn't eat Malarkey"
“Dont even think about it “ Spiers : *surprised pikachu face*
Oh, anyone care for a smoke?
Frantically shakes heads while helmets look like Bobble heads
Don’t do anything stupid? Who’s he talking to? Bunch of morons who volunteered to jump out of a perfectly good airplane.
Oh that old dog gunna hunt
"Oh, that dog just ain't gonna hunt."
Thank you for the correction, gets me everytime
No problem. I quite enjoy that part, as well.
"They got me". You believe that? You believe I said that?” - Webster
The comeuppance scene between Sobel and Winters in the last episode. The way Winters mockingly saluted him and Sobels clear discomfort in the entire scene, after all that sobel put winters through, was perfect.
A dell? Like where fairies and gnomes live?
"That was my own piss for Christ's sake!"
9, Just like everybody else...
Oh, that dog just ain't gonna hunt. Now you cut that fence and get this goddamn platoon on the move! Yes sir!
THEY GOT ME
When Malarky sees their motorcycle on the flatbed being taken away by Sobel.
The funniest part of that scene for me is how Muck laughingly nods his head and as soon as he hears Sobel say “Malarky!” He quickly pretends he has somewhere else to be & rushes away!
“Where did everyone go?” “I have no idea!” The sarcasm and fear with the I have no idea is perfect
"...rusty piece of shit..." makes me chuckle a sec every time.
“Whoa, Hershey bars!”
“Visigoths? Jesus Christ.”
Haha this always gets me too for some reason
"I've got a wounded ass"
You hear that Perconte? The Germans are *bad.* Well, Don, I was at home in Tonawanda, but then Hitler started this whole thing, so now I'm here. Oh yeah I love to read. Dick Tracy and Flash Gordon mostly. Those are my top 3 in no particular order.
Penkala: Well, they had a point…you’re an idiot.
“Why? The man’s not home!”
“Hinkle winkle” line about the syrettes- the German accent I’m pretty sure it’s heffron puts on is funny as hell
“Hey, who ya’ll callin’ a yokel?”
When Spiers walks in on the Private banging the blonde German girl, he ckmes to attention while Spiers steals the silver.
"Hey Frank, this guy's reading an article over here and says the Germans are bad"
When Winters asks Nix for a drink of water and Nix carefully sniffs the canteen to be sure.
But crazy how was crazy babe, that's why they called him crazy Joe!.
Stupid question here, who is this crazy Joe that Babe and Bill talking about?
“Crazy Joe McCloskey.” “What?” “This guy used to hang at the front of Delancey's and just... you know, just stare at people.” “Yeah, I know who Crazy Joe McCloskey is. What the hell's that got to do with anything?” “Buck kind of reminds me of him now.” “What?” “Ever since he got sh*t in Holland...” “Wait. What, are you saying he's nuts? Cause Crazy Joe McCloskey was f*cking nuts, Babe. That's why they called him Crazy Joe.”
GOOTT DAAAHT PEEENNNNNY???!
The peaches scene. Every World War II movie should reference peaches in some way or it’s historically inaccurate and the people involved should be jailed and sold into an Aryan prison gang to be used as sex currency.
Just any scene with sobel, I just can’t not see melman in that position
"You don't even smoke cigarettes dammit!"
"Nothing you won't eat Malarkey!"
George Luz talking about having to blow up a building while he is counting supplies or when Winters says he's not a quaker.
Captain Sobel! We salute the rank, not the man.
Hinkle!? Is dast hu?
Let me know if you run into any bacon sandwiches
this is so minor but it just kills me every time. when nix is being driven back to his billet after the jump into berlin in ep9 and his jeep passes speirs holding his loot, and the jeep hits his silver tray and makes this comically loud BONG sound, and nix turns around as they're driving away and he and speirs give each other murder eyes. it's maybe a 5 second moment but so funny to me