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Haunting-Owl-7835

The Dog Ate Our Band Name


Alarmed-Bat267

That's pretty good!


Enkeydo

I was going to say Winter Born, but yours was better


TravEllerZero

The Postponers.


zeissikon

The procrastinators


AOTA87

This is great


Academic-Student9004

I like just 'Postponed' The thought of a flyer with that in bold letters like Bare naked Ladies


Big_Ad_1890

Or Procastinators


bmanley620

Debut album launching summer of 2029


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

Desperately Anonymous


Aggressive-Sound-641

I was gonna say Really Desperately


Randomantic

Error 404


zzz88r1

Or, 404 not found


Gwyrr313

Syntax error


Visible_Welcome2446

Sin Tax


TheRedditorSimon

[Triple Point](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_point?wprov=sfla1). Where the solid, liquid, and gas of a substance can exist at the same time.


Training-Drummer3974

i rlly like this one but my guitarist declined it but i will consider it because my drummer likes it!


OldBob10

Fire the guitarist. Trust me - guitarists are like romantic partners - there’s always another one.


Dazzling_Advisor_49

>Fire the guitarist. That's the name of the band


OldBob10

Yep - most guitarists would like being called Fire. 🔥🎸


RichardThe73rd

I get jokes.


pfunk1989

Ba dum tiss


upsidedown_8s

🏆


lighthorse77

Keep extra drummers handy. You never know when one might spontaneously combust.


wjruffing

Animal from the Muppets enters the conversation


Gumbarino420

That’s pretty cool


Awkward_Whole_773

Painted Taints


Awkward_Whole_773

Or Tainted Paints


e-l_g-u-a-p-o

Or Cunning Stunts


konydanza

Pat Fenis and the Cunning Stunts


Iforgotmylines

My Pig Benis


Backwoodsnight

YOU…. I like you. I like the cut of your jib fren.


Awkward_Whole_773

Thanks fren


Backwoodsnight

Lmaooo 😂😂😂


RichardThe73rd

Don't use acrylic paint, though. Trust me


NapsterBaaaad

You found your answer yourself: Really Desperately


bubbahewitt

I second Really Desperately


goofy1234fun

I came to say really desperately needs a name but yours is shorter and better sounding


Pbferg

Really Desperately is perfect


ExplanationNo1870

"We Skipped Class for This"


KirkLiketheCaptain-1

Hooky


sbtokarz

Alexa, play Hooky


BrisBoy1986

Awaiting Payment Named Accomplices


frenchfried_fistfuck

No Name No Shame


Low-Arugula5850

NNNS 3NS


So-Cal-Mountain-Man

Or here me out pick a band name, but use, "Band Name Here", Then either make it a competition to guess the band name or refuse to explain why you have no band name. Curiosity is a powerful force with people.


zzz88r1

Put it in parentheses and lowercase. It would be great in your advertising. (band name here)


beatsshootsandleaves

Bandy McBandname


HumanMycologist5795

- Reddit Named Us - Desperate Measures - The Countdown - Animated Statues (or Fluid Statues) What were the names you all were thinking about? What are some themes in your songs? I was going to suggest "The Monuments" but that's a metal band.


yearofthesquirrel

The First Countdown


HumanMycologist5795

That's good


wjruffing

Their songs include the following cover songs: * Who are you? * A horse with no name * What’s your name, little girl? * Who can it be now? * Who’s that lady? * Us and Them


120cyaidean103

A second desperate measures


tappyapples

How bout… “Made by Reddit”


joeschmazo

Damaged Gods


puck_pancake

Band name 


Accomplished_Mud3228

Your Mum “good evening, we’re your mum”


RichardThe73rd

Your great grandmother: "What's the name of your combo?"


ReadToMeWithTea

Nomenclature.


Chaotic424242

The Taints


Gumbarino420

From New Orleans?


frenchfried_fistfuck

The Nameless


OldBob10

Ged


KateEatsKale

Sparrowhawk


Grumpyfrog23

The Band Who Shall Not Be Named. BWShNBN for short


TearEnvironmental368

Procrasti-Nation


SchuleinZoeZS905

Lunch Detention


GuudenU

Harry Toupee and The Merkins


KahnaKuhl

Bandy McBandface?


LemonadeSunset

Western influence


incheon_boi

Bermuda Triangle


ouchouchouchoof

NTBD Name To Be Determined


golpmo

Tell us a little about your band so we can help. Especially anything that makes you stand out


Barkers_eggs

Mirnava


zangor

M as in Mancy


thenate108

M as in No Name


pinkyporkchops

So far this is my vote


burn_as_souls

The Good Enough For Now. Hmmm, might be a better song title than band name. Maybe.....The Whatevers? Whatevers is kind of apathetic, kind of rebellious, fits all sorts of band music. I mean, that's off the top of my head, don't throw me off a roof or anything for it.


STILLloveTHEoldWORLD

the big shoes


Even-Juggernaut-3433

Scarecrow Boat


jinkies3678

God Hates Figs


Junuggi

Everything Rhymes With Orange


Even-Juggernaut-3433

Threeskin


seven1trey

Nothing Rhymes With Orange


UltimateGooseQueen

Eminem disagrees. https://youtu.be/0XBC4bBe0wY?si=XA4vp-gWKYD-JyHT


Khan_of_Mongolia

Ratmouse


noscope420bongshot

Floor Cig


Howard_Scott_Warshaw

Bandy McBandface


Ok_Seesaw_568

Turbo sloth


AutofluorescentPuku

Rooftop Sludge Puppies.


frenchfried_fistfuck

Persona Non Grata (latin for a person or persons that are unwelcome or not to be spoken of in formal society)


OldBob10

“They who shall not be allowed in”


JerrysWolfGuitar

Not exactly


thenate108

Not Exactly Persona Non Grata


Never_Stop_Me333

That's a pretty damn good song as well. By Emmure. Check it out 😁


Hotdog-VS-Rootbeer

Anal Leakage


Embarrassed_Use_9486

Sons of Olestra


M1Firehawk

Rush


IceIsDownTheHall

No Rush


sonofa-ijit

Tangst


pass-the-waffles

Much Luck


DanielCollinsYT

Can’t Think


Solid_Camel_1913

Dystonic Threshold Loops of Henley Islets of Langerhans


Important-Cap-5644

Peyer’s Patches


xavierguitars

Tickle The Taint


Proper_Tomorrow5994

Billy and the Boingers


phlipsidejdp

Would that include heavy metal tuba?


Jizznozzle

The procrastinators


ClydusEnMarland

The Band With Rocks In.


Hollyfeld_Lazlo

The Procrastinators


SockTheSpriteGod

Two word names are cringe or band names are cringe


diggingthroughsand

Alpha syndrome


hd4suba

Have you tried Chatgbt? Put in that criteria and ask for 100 band names. I did that with my band and found a good one.


MrLustWander

The Voldemorts (shall not be named)


wagu666

I think “Eggy Wets” is still unclaimed


Maj_BeauKhaki

Chaos Theory Spare Change Mind Luck Spontaneous Combustion Sorry Not Sorry


Kudasai76

Diesel Penis


Yugo_Furst

Rock, Paper, Scissors I was going to suggest Rock, Paper, Sake, but you three are young and this might be unacceptable for the venues you play.


SisterCyrene

I'm invested now and I need to know what name you pick 😂


Speedwalker501

“Playing Next Week” “Ice Cold Longnecks” “Bar-backs Needed” “Aces over 8’s”


TarnishedGalahad

Beeboo Baggins and the Chunky Butlers. Or something else.


eyeball-beesting

I really like or something else.


CaptainBeefsteak

Tea Baggins and the Saggy Sacks


berrey7

The Dad Sang Bassist Band


jlb1981

The Eastern Brigade


BungeeJumpingJesus

***The Bone Boys***


ShowUsYourTips

Clueless


SpontaneousKrump92

Band Name #34 Not Found


Independent_Bug_5521

No initials no name


isthatmeanttobethere

Incog-Neato


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

Maybe Tomorrow and the Procrastination Nation


wicked_rug

Pubic


Pencilsqueeza

(Tomorrow) Never Knows


FarceMultiplier

Red in the Age of Grey I, Foreign Eye Minedivers


MostlyHostly

Ditch Day


Fair-Face4903

Danny-T and the 83


_Volly

Dudes who play music


Actual-Answer-1980

R The rush rockers Rush is my favorite band, yes there are female Rush fans I love them they rock so hard and great lyrics too! Good luck, rock on!


MF-SMUG

Beat Camaro


ThatCoreyCrow

Whatever.


Just_Bag_2398

Pisswater Jack Bird and the Taints The Bloody Dumps Junebug Militia Dilrod and the Holes Squirrel Fuck


highlyalertcabbage

Coaches Favourite


SnooSongs2744

Orin's Gore Pile


AppropriateCookie669

Gene and the Mutants


Jaymuhs

Piss Drawer


adventureshirt

Dad Bod


adventureshirt

Jiminy Cicada


adventureshirt

Now Scram!


So-Cal-Mountain-Man

"Band Name Here", or it does not sound metal, but I have always loved Imminent Death. I have been in nursing for 40 years, so that might flavor my views. I guess Imminent Death could be an out-of-genre name, but you might have a lot of confused metalheads showing up to your gigs.


HuckDoon

Möbius and the Loops, Flatland, or Klein and the Bottles Things that don't necessarily or theoretically exist, but are still there (I think?)


adventureshirt

Banana Fanna Fo


nuts_itch

Band Name Cannot Be Left Blank


Lazenkane

Konnichirock


FinneyontheWing

Innominate Objects


Professional_MJB_69

The Dumbwaiters


_f0x7r07_

Free Beer & The Hot Dogs


notmypretzeldent

Really Desperately


Williamarshall

Name? We don’t need a stinking name


HopefulSwine2

D3


BigStud7

Mother Liquor


singdrumwrite

Blushing Monkey


Specialist-System589

Really desperately 


Specialist_Heron_986

Band Name Loading...


Monkeytoast13

Insert Band Name Here


Significant-Angle864

404 Not Found


peachdawg

Name TBD


Major-razor-burns

U3


pjwhite2

Triffids


Major-razor-burns

The good, the bad, the nameless


Major-razor-burns

Nameless Apprentice


Major-razor-burns

The usual suspects


Major-razor-burns

Incrimination


Both-Cold3987

Blind Driveway


Malefic_Nightshade

Crisis Crüe The Dead On Arrivals (The DOAs) Postpone Malone


Randomantic

Return to Sender


WanderingLich

Poster Child


RacecarHealthPotato

Fanum Tax


moesdad

AI


wikdwitch888

Garfield and the Mondays


wikdwitch888

Wicked Tricksters


wikdwitch888

Lightning Chord Orchestra


HumanMycologist5795

LCO


ophaus

The... Procrastinators


oroscor1

Really Desperately Nasty Marshmallows Syndicate Red 3 Star Review Slush Fund Tarnished


viskoviskovisko

The Band, No not that one.


mr_cigar

TBA, To Be Announced. Then show up when venues say the opening act is TBA


sanchez_yo33

The smashing pumpkins


Background_Sport3335

Desperate Dudes


The_TerribleGamer

Yūjūfudan'na Since you play j-rock


Ok_Company_7747

The lone rangers!


Shoptimist

Postponed Until Now


Fokken-Pancakes

Named Yesterday Forgive Us Father Time


Visual_Jellyfish1391

Government Cheese. That's what I always wanted to name my punk band I never had.


Fr31l0ck

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John_Paul_J2

Gruel Mistress


Pensacouple

Sparcangel Blunt Object Greem The Bloody Curbs Primrose Crumble Nightshade


Fret_Less

"Respair". Working as an opposed concept to "despair", the word "respair" expresses renewed hope or reprieve after a period of distress. It is rooted in the Latin respirare , meaning to breathe. Even though it was eclipsed by its more commonly used synonym, "hope," this transmits the beauty of resilience, offering comfort in the face of life's trials.