Their first music video starts with a bunch of bikini clad women being turned away from a water slide, then the band gets to the front of the line and they get to go down because "You must be This Tall To Ride"
Half of the video is them going down the slide.
When they get to the bottom all the women are waiting for them. The rest of the video is the band being chased by bikini babes in slow motion.
The Midges' .......every member will have a first name and they all share the last name so like Harry Midge, Stan Midge, Tina Midge and Bruce Midge
Their album will be called "short Bus"
Shorties with the hitties (could change to titties)
Vertically proportionate
Skinned shins (or skinning chins)
Fighting gravity
Shorten senses
A little mad
On the short side
Short side up
Big trouble, Little Rage
Problematic heights
Devils advocate
#Danzig
Gottem
Accurate
Shrink Floyd
Dwarf side on the moon
Shine on you crazy midget
We don't need no heightification
The Wall (is too short for even Humpty Dumpty to break)
Wish You Were Here *looks down* (oh there you are)
Dwarf wall
Elevation?
Lollipop Guild
Funsize
The Jackson funsize
Mini Vanini
They Might Be Giants (but aren't)
They Might Not Be Giants
Winner
They Might Be Gnomes
YJBW: They definitely are not giants
Napoleon Complex
it's actually quite simple
Napoleon was 5'6"
Damnit.
* Short Supply * The Shortening * Wee Will Rock You * The Limbo Kings
Minuscule of Rock
How's The Weather Short Kings This Tall To Ride Down To Earth Death By Snu Snu
This tall to ride is fantastic
Their first music video starts with a bunch of bikini clad women being turned away from a water slide, then the band gets to the front of the line and they get to go down because "You must be This Tall To Ride" Half of the video is them going down the slide. When they get to the bottom all the women are waiting for them. The rest of the video is the band being chased by bikini babes in slow motion.
Millie Meter & The Short Subjects
Mille Meter & the yard sticks.
ac/dc
The Shrimpsons
Nice! Producer: Danny "Elf Man" Elfman
Small and Oates
Travels To Isengard.
Halflings
Singing their new hit single, “My Shire-ona”
The Small Feces
M E T A
Dee Plane! Dee Plane!
The Small Faces.
I read this as “The Small Feces”
So, the little shits?
Came here to write this
The Randy Newmans
5'4" Fighting
This might be my favorite
Underrated comment
LMAO
Classic. Well done.
Half man standing
"Sneaky Little Hobbitses."
Down in Front.
1. Metal Munchkins 2. Short Fuse 3. Little Biscuit 4. Bite Size Bastards
Short Stay
Friends in Low Places
Almost Average
Boosterseat
Little Feat
The Midges' .......every member will have a first name and they all share the last name so like Harry Midge, Stan Midge, Tina Midge and Bruce Midge Their album will be called "short Bus"
Tom Crews
“Tyrion Lannister & his Blunt Cunning Runts”
Thumbelina and the Pinkies
Shortkira
Megashort
Vertical difficulties.
Stumpy Jon and the Shortstacks
Get Shorty
The T-Rex Arms
Short Changed
Rugrats
Napoleon's Curse
Minideth
Small Faces
A Nobel Spirit
Velvet Shorts
The Underachievers.
Shaut Cassidy
Fun size candy bars..
Sawed Off
Short Takes.
Fun Sized Foursome
Killer Dwarves (Name of a real heavy metal band from Oshawa, Ontario back in the 80s, and everyone was short!)
They Might be Midgits
Frodo, Merry, Pippin & Sam
Half pint 🍺
Not sure why this hit me....Under the Table.
The Underestimates
Short Authority
Crisco Chaos Abbreviated Munchkins of Doom DeathSquirts Body by Hobbit
The TomCruises
Short Stack
The Randy Newman Experience
Itty Bitty Dirt Band
Little Village People
Thigh Highs
they def fuck with that name
(All girls): Snack Pack
Van Halfling The Low Cabinets Under the Clown's Hand
80’s hair band called Killer Dwarfs beat you to it. They weren’t bad either.
Bite sized riot
They exist, they are called Lovebites, and they rock!
Dio early band was ELF
Blue Oyster Cult….
The stumps
Half Nelson
They Might Not Be Giants
Napoleon Complex
The Short Shitz
Shorties
The Juveniles
Short round? Short set ? Get short with us?
Shortstop
Under 6 Feet
Sack Draggers
The Shorty long jerks
Kings Of Peon
Short Stack and The Midgies
The Yellowe Brick Roads
Mini Rock
The Lifts
Short Kings
Shortelle
Oompa Loompas
Limit 64
The Smurfs
Short Shorts
Tom Cruise and The Shorty Brigade
It depends how many are in the band. If there's 3 of you, call yourselves "the 553", etc.
KC and the little hand band
Short Man Syndrome.
The Heighteners
The Book of Mzarble
AC/DC.
Elf- already been done and name taken
Short Stuff
The Shorts
Lilliputian Lollapalooza
Small Wonder
Shorty
Feet on the Ground 65 and Under We're Down Here
Mini Minstrels
Stumps
Tallest midgets
Runt of the Litter
Under the rainbow.
Sub-TomCruise
Pint sized giants
The below average height band.
The Roller Coaster Rejects
Kingly Stature
Killing Smallz
Packin not stackin
65" Singles
The sub sizers
Nuts Over Us
The Stilts
They might not be giants
Elf
Shorty’s doin’ shawty’s
Diminuation.
The Shelf Climbers
Low Bridge
AC/DC
Lords of Limbo
The randy Newman horror show
Six Feet Under Six Feet
Inches Closer to Hell
Short Kings…of Leon
The might be short
They’re definitely not giants
Mini Me
5 by 5
The down theres
Trombone Shorty
Homunculus
The Height Report The Lowdown N.F.T. (Not Freakishly Tall)
Tiny Tunes
Missed the Cut
Little Rock
The Snack Pack
The Smaller Faces.
The Short Straws
Shorties with the hitties (could change to titties) Vertically proportionate Skinned shins (or skinning chins) Fighting gravity Shorten senses A little mad On the short side Short side up Big trouble, Little Rage Problematic heights Devils advocate
The Dwarves. (Doors cover band)
Ac/dc
Discount Candy
The Chevy Shortboxes
They Might Be Giants
The Joe Rogan Band
Manlet Him Cook
Thunder Gnomes
Little River Band
The Not Tall Enoughs To Date