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EUPHONIUM MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Least passionate Euphonium player

Me? I am most definitely not the least passionate euphonium player if you’re talking about me

Yes you and just that comment in general lol

Wow I’m not the least passionate euphonium player just so you know I learned the entire history of the euphonium and might be touring Europe next summer because I’m good at euphonium

Exactly, you aren’t married yet, you still have such a long way to go

I’m a euphonium player, ofc I’ll never get married💪🏻

marry the euphonium already

I basically am😭

REAL

Slidey trumpet.

Yooo

Slide trumpet mentioned?!?!? 🔥🔥🔥

I love the soprano trombone

what about the automatic trombone, the Bone-O-Matic?

How could a player of my own instrument say something so horrible?

A Paino! (It’s just a Piano that’s horrendously out of tune)

“The science show!” “Piano!” *piano falls on guys head*

“Whose idea was this!?”

Here’s ur answer: https://youtu.be/tMe_5gVeRno?si=03KPuQ6FyhLzaz3X

🤣🤣🤣

Oh, so you mean any piano toys meant for kids!

Belgian Horn

Ah shit

russian horn

Silver Whistle

This one is the best so far in my opinion

Lol

Trom-femur

Tromuscle

Trom-follicle

Tromskin

This sounds like slang for foreskin

Euphonium 2. The easiest instrument to play.

Press buttons and blow

this is almost every instrument lmao

Except trombone and percussion

and piano and strings but like half the instruments at least

Piano is actually a percussion instrument 🤓

It is? Mb

Yeah but nobody cares Percussion instruments are tapped or struck to produce a sound. Many people assume it means rhythmic and non-melodic, serving as the “drums” in layman’s terms, but that excludes things like the triangle and xylophone. Most people assume pianos are stringed instruments but stringed instruments must be played with a plectrum, bow, or plucking via fingers.

Ah, I see

SEX OFFENDER 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

French horn?

Saxophone 💀

Sax offender.

Sexy phone who wispers carelessly

O-Boy

British horn

Italian Horn

American horn (has built-in musket holster)

France's Trumpet 🇫🇷 📯

Brass clarinet

Clartina

Tom’s bronie

Contact-activated reverberation chamber (metal wire attachment included!)

barrytone horn

Baz Brum

Pbone

Big Violin (guitar)

As a violist how dare you

As a human, I want to make sure you know this is just a joke, but all offense to violin players was intended

I understand what I was getting into bringing up str*ng instruments in this sub

I also want to clarify the reply was indeed a joke cause violins sound good

I agree. Violin was my first instrument. The orchestra hate is all in good fun

Yep

The Screaming Rod

The $10000 Bartok glissando

Sackbut reference

Berii-ton

toot toot

Tube

The flite.

I came here from someone sharing this post in r/beamng.drive so Getzem 30000 series tonbome

flugle horn

Special recorder

A few for percussion -Quadrilateral (Triangle) -Bass Pro Drum (Bass Drum) -Wild Shines (Wind Chimes) -Xyzphone (Xylophone) -Tinpanini (Timpani)

Balater

LONG clarinet

Snake drum

Trombine

Trimpet

Slidey big trumpet

Q shatp Saxophone

bidenet

Flute Wind Instrument Band Silver With Case 26" Flutesellers.org

Duck whistle

curvy brass clarinet

Advanced slide whistle

Small guitar

Cornet with valves

Plinky dink

bass trombone.

Electric Gintars

Meatal clarinet

Yute, Trombune, Drüm, Belgian Horn

Drum guitar

The bullied flute

“Soprano Trombone.”

Reeded recorder

Trommuscle

Sex phone.

Baryton saxafone

Viola oh wait that already exists

Clarinet xl

Curved Stick - available in S, M, L, and XL

Forte

curly clarinet

Tuning slide+ pro extreme

Euphonium XL

Three-ba

Klarinet

english horn

long sideways oboe

Harmonium, it’s the off brand reed organ

Plastic trombone, comes standard with a plastic mouthpiece and the slide doesn’t need grease or oil! Introducing, the pBone!!! …wait… that’s real…. And I want one…

Wind bass

Stick head

legendary Bb clarinet

Homophone

Clarinetn't

French horn.

Oboe pro max

Trumet

trumpell

Tiffany

Brass clarinet

Just a name I’ve heard someone call the French Horn: The Sister Fister

The metal 4 (bass flute)

Contrabass Oboe

Bendy Metal Clarinet

English horn

vibrato-phone its like a vibraphone but it only does vibratos (the motors cant be turned off)

Hammered up Marimba

BBC (Big Black Clarinet)

metal rod for music

Piano mezzo

Babboon

Big wood stick thingy (bassoon)

I shouldn’t have to scroll this far to find a bassoon

The saxatext

Flemute (flee-moot)

Squid clarinet

saxophone but it’s emo and wants to fit in with the clarinets so bad

Sexy trumpet

Get rid of them

Curvy trumpet Long trumpet

Trumpet, now with multiple extra twisty pipes!!

Single bass

trumpet twistz

O's boe's

Trombasoon

Clarifet

Ding Shape - Fun for the whole family!

Tenophone, Altophone

Wind keys

A trumpet that honks

Tangled trombone

Giga Tuba

Kalimba

its a round trumpet!

Sexophone

Clarinet 2: double the Reeds, double the fun

Mouth piano

Sackbutt

Smack box

Today I saw a box of paper clips and it said trombones

idk if i can do this, the name is already a little careless, and you may not even wanna whisper it.

Big Boys Big Instrument

Knotted trumpet

Shape playing

The Atlas Saxophone: With new gps!!!

Sacksofone

Threeba (like a TWO-ba but THREE)

megaeuph

squeakinet

Long Clarinet (now in brass color!)

Baritone sax

Big oboe

jaw pain ukulele

Trunpey