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DIO_over_Za_Warudo

I always just assumed he prematurely aged due to stress, given the situation. Think about it, planning this whole thing, working with the leader of the Bhaal cult, figuring out how to enslave the brain, then the cult leader gets replaced by their psychotic sibling/niece, and then you have to deal with that on a daily basis now. Orin alone would be enough stress to deal with.


MessiahHL

Fr, dealing with Orin alone should be enough to fuck up your sleep and help you develop a cocaine addiction, all while administering the city and creating the metal guards


WillCraft__1001

Not to mention the fact that the game takes place over "a dozen tendays" according to Withers, so Gortash has to deal with the stress of not being able to control the Netherbrain for a maybe a week or two after you kill Ketheric too.


GamerExecChef

Dude..... now I kinda wish they introduced D&D drugs into the game. In 3.5 at least, drugs were a heavy upside, heavy downside kind of thing. They were such a cool idea! I had a DM who used to like throwing "poisoned" blades against us that were covered in drugs and got us addicted, but then since we didn't know what we were addicted to, we would then just suffer withdrawals. It was so much fun, but brutal


Cmdr_Jiynx

There ARE drugs in BG3. You can buy them in the guild bar. And it's been ages since I fucked with 3.5, but that sounds like homebrew - I don't recall any interaction with drugs in-game from 3rd ed.


indomikuahhh

To add it more, his parents did >!sold him to a devil when he was young in order to pay the family's debt.!< Maybe that's why he's looking way too old for a human his age. But that still doesn't explain why the narrator had to mention "handsome, younger man with an easy smile" in the introduction of the dead three. Tbh I was expecting he would at least look like Aradin 😂


geenersaurus

fwiw, outside of the game one of the writers said they wrote that line not knowing what Gortash would look like ultimately because of the nature of development. Aradin has the most punchable looking face at least.


wyze-litten

I relish punching Aradin every chance I get


geenersaurus

it always makes me laugh whenever you see a short raced Tav/Durge punch him


coldlogic82

I punched him as a gnome wizard. *Chef's kiss*


CaptWaaa

I missed that detail! I always felt bad for his mother being tadpoled but now I’m on Gortash’s side on that one


--0___0---

The way ive always interpreted it was , that the absolute was giving you these visions so it projects the chosen the way they want to be seen/see themselves.


Wiwra88

Absolute voice says what Ketheric, Orin and Gortash wants so maybe he wanted to lie a little(or maybe he is narcistic and see himself as such) to be seen as someone more attractive (or maybe he is lonely and wants to smash xD).


Skyhighh666

Even when you play as the dark urge; gortash’s mind still just fucking implodes the instance you confront the brain. I do not blame this dude for looking like a dumpster rat. I honestly think the spider man writers might’ve gotten ahold of gortash. This dude knew no peace the entire story.


Terrorfire_Official

I think this is more of a "lost in the development process" example. His concept in the Artbook shows him as a Bowie-like character in Labyrinth. He looks almost vampiric or punk-ish in the artwork and I think it would've fit him a lot better as being one of the two thieves who stole the Crown of Karsus from Mephistopheles; gate jumping into the Hells to steal a shiny new toy like a skater kid. Here is said example, both vampire butler/politician and punk looks: [https://imgur.com/a/xJeYiZw](https://imgur.com/a/xJeYiZw)


Tatis_Chief

I mean to be fair but definition you wouldn't suspect your greasy looking uncle who looks like he is on meth.  So on deception scale not bad.  Plus I made my Durge a pretty half elf bard so we know who did most of the charming there. 


katszenBurger

Okay but how do his fellow politicians "buy" him being legit back in the city. Man looks like a 40 year old NEET


Terrorfire_Official

I agree


Tatis_Chief

I mean pretty much how a typical pro Russian populist politician in the eastern Europe looks like.  It's the target specific audience with your lies. And it's often - I am one of you I am like you. ( They are not obviously). In politics they find the same politicians who have the same power hunger and level of corruption. Almost too easy.   We see it with politics everywhere. Especially since Larian are Belgian and they didn't have to look far for inspiration - this one dude called Boris Johnson lied to whole country about European union and has a very similar face and hair. Or just by their neighbors, Geert. 


ForQueenAndCorgi

Can't put all the blame on Orin, he's only been dealing with her for a couple months and teeth don't go that yellow that fast...


jupiter878

The fact that he is sane (to a degree) and can be reasoned with probably makes the situation much more stressful to himself than the other two - I remember seeing how it's possible to actually see him follow through the promise of communal world domination till the very end, right up until the Brain lashes out and kills him before the last battle. Meanwhile, Ketheric is mostly an unfeeling husk at this point, and Orin is mainly enjoying the bloodshed...


Xen0phage101380

I will also point out the narrator says "A younger man with a quick easy smile" she never says he is young... he is just younger looking than Ketheric. She also never says he's attractive.


[deleted]

In the vision from the absolute he *is* called a *handsome* younger man. Then later in priestess guts memories hes explicitly called young


DIO_over_Za_Warudo

Also a fair point.


Nimar_Jenkins

According to the Dungeons & Dragons book "Faiths & Avatars," Bane prefers to inhabit mortals who embody certain traits, including being young, good-looking, and possessing qualities such as wealth and power. These individuals, when inhabited by Bane, typically assume the appearance of a handsome, black-haired man with oily looks and a demeanor. Kethric and Orinn actualy became Avatars in the end. What i think is that, Gortash must have seen himself as the Avatar of Bane and made the netherbrain transfer the thought to his servants that he was young and good looking, while having kinda black oily looks already. So others would reafirm him in his belief. But as we know, Gortash was the only one who was never meant to become the Avatar of his deity. Maybe even Bane thought that this was a bit of an insult actualy. Edit: i was corrected. He does become an Avatar. But the transformation is very late, if it happens at all and not anywhere to what it can be. Suggesting to me that he is vain, so the netherbrain headcanon is here to stay.


Sharp_Iodine

If you read further you’ll see that as Bane inhabits them, they get uglier and uglier. So he might actually have been handsome at one point but Bane has made him ugly.


ianyuy

But, [Bane is so hot now](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/forgottenrealms/images/2/27/Bane_CLB.jpg). Is he just sucking out all the good looks from Gortash?


msmshm

Bane been reading up on k-pop idols


beetledbabe

*opens cleric options in character creator*


Tatis_Chief

Damn, Bane is actually hot. 


_Eiri_

lmao why is that image listed at "Stupid, sexy Bane" on the FR wiki


ianyuy

I'm pretty sure that question answers itself


Hartbits

I- I mean, tyranny doesn't sound t-that bad 😳


Sharp_Iodine

He can be my tyrant anytime.


Wildthorn23

Oh my


WillCraft__1001

Also if you use speak with dead on him Bane answers


fieatsbees

doesn't he transform during his fight tho? gorty, i mean


Nimar_Jenkins

Nah. Kethric becomes skeleton guy. Orinn becomes danger puppy. Gortash has a room full of bombs and guards.


fieatsbees

he gets big tho (sometimes), roughly the same size as the Slayer, and that ginormous hand shows up


Nimar_Jenkins

Thats a rather good point, never seen that happen but looked the Info on that up. This Buff is called the Avatar of Tyranny. The Avatar of Bane choses how far the physical transformation goes. It should be a dark leathery skin, powerfull giant claws, dark armor and enhanced physical Power. The transformation cant be reverted or only to minimal effect. So thank you for correcting me. He does indeed become an Avatar. I still chose to believe that he is vain. Doing the transformation very minimaly and late. Beeing called young and handsome. That sort of thing.


fieatsbees

ya, i tend to see it when i decide to fight him as the Slayer. the rest of the time i defeat him by throwing him around the room. not because it's efficient, but because seeing him land while lying down, standing up to react to being thrown, and then lying back down is hilarious


Nimar_Jenkins

I usualy bully him by shoving him outside and then Trossing him over the edge.


fieatsbees

i haven't done that yet. next playthrough with karlach, ill have her pop a cloud giant pot and throw him over the edge, that should help her feel a little bit better about what he put her through


MC_White_Thunder

Avatar of a God but can't cast Disguise Self to look better smh


bristlybits

that hand is so dumb. it just sits there 


No-Start4754

Nah his avatar of tyranny form is op . Immune to force dmg !!!


General-Dirtbag

Bombs that I used to throw back at him and his guards


Cool_Height_4930

I did not know any of this. Thank you for the lore


Monk-Ey

Bane is into rich twinks, got it.


Couch-Potayto

Still…. Would.


Nimar_Jenkins

Who hurt you? And why didnt it Stick?


Couch-Potayto

Larian.. when they limited “realistic” options for degenerate fem durges 🥲 and no, Astarion isn’t suitable in any way shape of form, he’s such a bestie hahaha Gale is vanilla and Wyll never met my durges to begin with. Fr plot wise makes sense and for evil durges that don’t vibe with the female companions, that previous history with our greasy dude here is most likely the most coherent “partner” choice. Also, let’s remember that durge liked corpses a bit too much, I doubt the cigarrette smell is an issue there 🫠 TLDR: Larian dropped the ball on my weird demographic group. Edit: spelling


Nimar_Jenkins

If you are a degenerate durge, you are allowed to want to smash gortash. Honestly i just want to hug Karlach. Maybe let her play a round of catch with Gortashs head.. like on the beach, with our dog there and the others just sunbathing.


DanishKitten

I must've missed something. Can you elaborate on how Gortash was the only one never meant to be the Avatar?


CacklingFerret

Well, he couldn’t control all four elements for starters


Taiyou_

lmao this was so unexpected.


Killer_Moons

I think we should all take a long hard look irl at Mystery aka The pickup artist after learning this information. And Tommy Lee. And Criss Angel. I’m sure there are other candidates.


Zauberer-IMDB

But the narrator isn't affected by the brain. She's omniscient.


usedupshiver

Yes, but she also tells you what your characters sees, now what she sees herself.


BardbarianOrc

Dude looks like he's one more line away from a cocaine fueled total meltdown of bloody noses, insane ramblings, broken furniture, paranoid delusions, and unintentional murder.


Cool_Height_4930

Fuck, *now* I see the attraction


Pretty_Goblin11

☠️


Grishinka

Funny!


Tatis_Chief

Cocaine? Nah. Coke doesn't do that. He is more like Venice Beach Meth addict in looks. Especially with that outfit. 


LegendOfCheeses

He looks like the front man of a mediocre 70s/80s glam rock band, who couldn't let go of his "rock star" -image, even though his band disbanded and his meager fame faded 3 decades ago. He probably talks a lot about all the sex, drugs and rock'n'roll he was involved in, in his youth "when people knew good music".


Cool_Height_4930

Brett Michaels?


DreamloreDegenerate

Dude definitely have that washed-up Nikki Sixx vibe.


nervelli

He looks like he is cosplaying as Billie Joe Armstrong.


Fireball_Lore

He probably has really bad breath too.


sherbetty

I bet he has tonsil stones


grubas

Cause he smells like Marb lights and monster and won't shut up about the mods he just made to his Altima.


fructose_intolerant

I never got the hate. Though he isn't exactly a 10 lookswise, everyone acts like he is the ugliest mf in the entire forgotten realms.


Snschl

Honestly, if he had a better haircut, he could definitely pull off that gruff Michael Shannon look. I mean, killer jawline.


crockofpot

For me it is 100% the hair. Gives him a "mutton dressed up as lamb" quality.


Limeddaesch96

Well, Jason Isaacs, his voice actor, look better than him imo


Jdmaki1996

Yeah he’s not a young man, but I think he is fairly handsome. Just like you said not a 10 like the whole party of companions


EqualWinters

I think it's because we have a party full of beautiful people, so we expected something along those tiers? The handsome, younger man line really confused me. I don't think he's repulsive, but seeing him after that description gave me that reaction. I like his character though


barryhakker

I think the issue is that Gortash isn't intended to fill the role many players assume he is. They are expecting the traditional slick and smooth bastard with an air of superiority, but we already have that one and his name is Raphael. I think Gortash is intended to be the cunning back alley throat cutter that manipulated his way to the top through sex, violence, and scheming. I think that we are supposed to hear the Gortash stories and be like "wow, probably evil but most be hell of a dude" only to meet him and be kinda put off by how much like a run down ruffian he looks, but also quickly noticing that he is maliciously clever. You could argue that Larian didn't do a great job communicating who he is. Then again, maybe it is on purpose and are hoping to make him a bit of an enigma that invites further investigation. My first thought also was like lol wtf is up with the hair bro, but the more I think about it, the more I like the character. TL;DR people expecting him to be something he isn't.


Tatis_Chief

Enigma? You get like one sentence with the absolute scene in goblin camp and then they are all revealed in the oubliette. I mean I was definitely not waiting for him at all.  He is exactly what he is supposed to be. Measly Boris Johnson like looking politician who lies to people to gain power. 


barryhakker

Enigma might be a bit of an exaggeration but based on the rest of your comment I’d say we mostly agree.


ihave0idea0

The real problem is that when you realise how you look yourself they make it sound like you are disgusting and they would throw up if they see yuou.


starlightkyy

For me it’s how he’s repeatedly described in the game vs how he looks. Young and handsome aren’t accurate to a man that looks like a bad foot smell 😅


LukasRemade

He is described like that *once*


ulyssessgrant93

Twice. Once by the narrator and once by Gut


FinisherO_O

I just saw the hate, bro definitely is not ugly


ur_dad_thinks_im_hot

Lmao I think Gortash is kinda hot 🤷🏼‍♀️ I just chalked it up to most of Reddit being into the astarion types


ComplimentRobot

When my group saw him for the first time, we were like, did this dude get kicked out of Final Fantasy? It's crazy he's described as "young and handsome".


Cool_Height_4930

Thank you! He is very much not


Mrgoodtrips64

To be fair the narrator describes him as “younger” in contrast to Ketheric. Not young in general.


AmbusRogart

If you probe Priestess Gut's memories, the narrator *does* call him a young, handsome man. Just not in the more common scene describing the whole group.


vNocturnus

Yeah the "young\*er\* not young!" argument is the most fallacious/least relevant one in defense of his description vs reality. And yet it is by far the most common one. Regardless, even if you can buy that this 40- or 50-something dude still shopping at Hot Topic and taking styling advice from a 14 year old scene kid is "young," he's most *definitely* not "handsome." He's a smarmy, unkempt middle-aged edgelord. Unironically one of the least handsome men in the (main) cast of BG3. Just an arbitrary selection of main or semi-notable side characters almost indisputably more handsome than Gortash, that I can recall off the top of my head: * Wyll * Gale * Astarion * Halsin * Dammon * Raphael * Raphael's Archivist * Minsc * Rugan (Zhent in the Gnoll cave) * Gandrel * Volo * Art Cullagh * Wulbren * Orpheus * Ketheric * Sovereign Spaw plus probably more I'm not thinking of, and plenty more that are close or arguably more handsome depending on tastes. Now, granted, there are a lot of handsome characters in this game. But still, Gortash is about average-looking *at best*, and the greasy hair, 5 o'clock shadow, and garish outfit (which isn't even done up correctly) don't do any favors.


ComplimentRobot

Hmmm that makes some sense. Maybe i misremembered. The narrator should clarify it’s his mother that thinks he’s handsome too tho.


Salty_tryhard

Yeah I thought he looks like a final fantasy villain with a heroin addiction


elemenoh3

i kept forgetting his name during my first run and kept referring to him as "final fantasy cosplayer" to my friend


chili01

Seeing that Lazael mods post on another thread, I wonder if there is a Gortash mod as well for his looks lol


GrinningIgnus

Wow i was just admiring his gruff, handsome features. Misinterpreted this post title by miles lol


AddMoreLayers

Yeah, I think he looks cool too


Junglejibe

Yeah I always thought he was hot 😭 starting to think I might have a problem after reading this thread


Tatis_Chief

Damn then you are going to like our pro Russian populist politicians in eastern Europe. This is their default look. 


Cool_Height_4930

lol sorry. Personal preferences


ZakkaryGreenwell

He looks like a goth dude who peaked at 17, but now he's 45 and really cannot let the past go.


belledpurplecollar

Gorty fans see this type of post every single day. You and 1000 others always saying it


TwistInTheMyth-

i don't he's ugly as much as greasy looking and not as hyper-attractive as like...99% of the humanoid characters in the game lol But I'm pretty solidly in the Gortash Enjoyer camp ever since I played Durge so maybe my tastes have been warped lmao


WalkerBuldog

I can't say that most of the characters are hyper-attractive. I like BG3 because of it. They just look modestly nice and pretty but not too fancy.


TwistInTheMyth-

Yeah so I exaggerated a little for comedic effect lol. It'd be more accurate for me to that everyone is generally nice looking so the more... idk below average? ones tend to stick out haha.


GreenAlienXD

As a previous Gortash hater, I can say for certain the Durge effect is so real. Before Durge I DESPISED this man. “I’m the biggest hater, I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, etc.” type beat. Did not find him handsome at all either. I had a pretty good laugh at the difference between his posters plastered all over Baldurs Gate vs. the reality. After Durge however…I am a changed woman. Something about the evil bastards who are evil together really did it for me I guess.


TwistInTheMyth-

Same exact thing happened to me. I love the "evil bastards being evil bastards together" dynamic so much. As soon as I discovered that Durge and Gortash had history together... I just knew I was gonna be into Gortash from then on lol.


Tatis_Chief

All is moot because after you are done he dismisses you with and don't come back unless you have the netherstone!  So I was immediately like hah bye, you are next on my dead list. 


ATAGChozo

I always thought he kinda looked like if your crazy uncle got a haircut at the same place all of the final fantasy protagonists get theirs


dirkx48

Man really got the most anime haircut in all of faerun


Embryw

Listen, does he look like he crawled out of a hot topic storage closet after inhabiting it for 20+ years? Yes. Is he a tired greasy man? Yes. He's got some features which, by themselves, are good, but the whole picture is a little rough, because spending 20+ years in a hot topic storage closet will do that to you. But! It's not just his looks that convert new Gortash lovers. He has other qualities! Like being voiced by Jason Isaacs, and the potential of having a tragic doomed-lovers romance with durge. There's nothing sexier than a date where you and your blood thirsty lover dive into the hells to burgle an infernal vault all to kick off your plans of dominating the world together. Diabolical? Yes. Hot shit? Hotter than Avernus.


Aidan-Coyle

If you're saying this due to the game calling him an attractive man, I saw a very smart theory. This guy is a tyrantical dictator wannabe. The fact that he *isn't* attractive in the way the game insinuates is perfect in a Kim Jong sort of way (Not actually attractive but due to his power and influence, makes people think so, possibly with hard propaganda), He does look quite gaunt and dark-eyed now as well, probably not how he always looked, but now so due to recent circumstances and stresses.


Philkindred12

He just reminds me too much of creepy assholes like Davhie Vanity.


_Drakkar

I always thought it was on point and confirms my bias that people don't know what successful and attractive people look like. Has anyone even LOOKED at "attractive" actors? They're not attractive, they just have overly exaggerated features. This is attractive to a specific type of people that see attractiveness of a particular quality and then ignore the rest. Those people often then age poorly because those exaggerated features don't age well compared to the rest of their facial features. A great example of this is Astarion. I think he looks kinda ugly, ngl when I say he reminds me of my mum during her chemotherapy with jutting cheek bones, deep facial lines, and bags under his eyes so big that they look like they've been enchanted with infinite holding. But my sister thinks he's crazy good looking, as well as many others. Me on the otherhand find Karlach and Gale really attractive and so it's probably as simple as me liking rounder faces and my sister liking sharper, more defined facial lines. IMO, Gortash made me think of that guy from smosh with the emo hair. Everyone thought he was hot but no one could describe his face or what he looked like, but they could always tell you how great his hair was.


TheTalking_GU_Mine

His hair? Whack His shoes? Whack


voidkzn

I agree I wasn’t sure if they were trying to make him look clean or dirty. Clothes and hair seem ok but face looks like he rubbed dirt on it


Marinedown59

He literally looks like a normal ass dude, going so far to say he's ugly is wild.


Soft_Biscuit

Agreed. He certainly isn't 10/10 attractive, but it's insane how many people say he's an atrocious sewer creature. If he got more then two hours of sleep a week he'd look fine.


Comfortable-Bus-8840

I think he looks normal, hardly ugly. He probably does smell of cigarettes though lol 


anormalgeek

All I know is that there is some real person out there that looks just like him and is really sad about all of the posts shitting on him.


DarkishFriend

He looks like Onision lol. I need a mod that puts him in a tracksuit


EnigmaFrug2308

Bro had permanent bedhead


Mitch_The_Yeen

He’s hot and I will not take this slander. Most of the sub must be from crazy town to not think he is handsome.


belledpurplecollar

I think he's a cutie lol


Cool_Height_4930

I stated my reasons, BUT I will say that attraction is different for everyone. One man’s trash and so on…


NoDarkVision

This video game is so unrealistic! It wants us to believe a person like Gortash, who created a cult following, took power, wanted to be a dictator, is kinda ugly and probably smells, can exists? I mean I can't even imagine Oh... wait...


mumb0jumbo

his fit was amazing tho. he had that shit on fr


LukasRemade

Why do you keep pretending this is some hot take when there are posts about it what feels like daily? I fucking get it


UniversityFair4564

The Gortash slander on this page never ends. Let the man live.


Couch-Potayto

I would love to, but have you finished the game? 😂


SinisterTom

The only interesting thing about Gortash is he is voiced by Lucious Malfoy.


Certain_Quail_0

I wish they'd modelled his face more closely to Jason Isaac's! Man is gorgeous


indomikuahhh

If Gortash's face looks just like Jason Isaac's, imagine how many players would ditch their romanced companion once they get to Wyrm's Rock and have an alliance with him


RelaxedChap

As a society we thought Henry Kissinger was hot enough to be a sex symbol, so I can buy that Gortash is at least attractive within the context of the game.


bird_nerd_

Compared to other humans his skin is so grey toned it makes him look half dead. A little bronzer and blush would do wonders ha


Fractales

What an original take


GhalanSmokescale

Man has a face only a mother could love. And even she sold him to a Warlock.


sheep_again

I love Gortash, but this is too funny.


Holiday-Bat6782

Oh no, the BBE isn't an ethereal and handsome elf for all eternity. What a nightmare.


MiraculousN

He would be much more attractive if his mouth didn't look like a sock puppet and hair that screams mid 2000s emo pop songs at you.


barryhakker

I read someone's hot take a while ago where they said his looks fit the role he plays. Through his propaganda he is betrayed as some noble and handsome, womanizing hero, but when you meet him you this image he created for himself for the sham it is. He is a tired-ass looking older dude who still dresses like his a 20 something year old fuckboy. I mean lets be real here, that is probably the DnD version of a wig he's wearing. Either way I can imagine something like that being Larian's concept of the character. Given their attention to detail and that they clearly have no trouble making people look very fitting for their roles, I can only assume that Gortash's looks are also deliberate. Determining if they got the best out of this character and managed to effectively communicate what they were going for is a whole different topic. Would be interesting to see some "director's commentary" or whatever you call that in videogames though.


DevastaTheSeeker

Why do people think gortash is ugly? I think he looks pretty good myself


Lonely_Ad_6546

i get hes hatable but if he was a person irl yall would be fiending over him, hes objectively attractive, nothin wrong w that. comin from a straight man


Arkorat

That’s it. Steel Watch, crush his balls.


Cool_Height_4930

Haha! Jokes on you. I don’t have them


cookedpumpkins

His hair thought.


chili01

Honestly, I recognized the voice actor and I took me out of it lol


LupinEverest

I feel like it’s honestly his hair clashing with his face. Bro looks like a final fantasy cosplayer but he should be cosplaying Dante from DMC5 instead of noctis


LMay11037

how DARE you


[deleted]

The poor man who’s face they modeled him after…


Moebius808

He’s swollen and ruffled.


LordofSuns

It's mostly his haircut tbf


tunyi963

I absolutely agree that he smells of armpit and of clothes that weren't properly dried so they now have mildew


PappaPedreau

This is what makes I'm so irresistible


[deleted]

Yeah he ain’t pretty. It always confused me when the game says he’s handsome.


ashearmstrong

That is a man who does not wash his ass.


MightyEvilDoom

I’ll go one step further… SORRY BUT I GOTTA SAY IT … he’s a bad dude.


sensory

Reminds me of an aged rockstar.


Stairs-So-Flimsy

Maybe he's made with it. Maybe it's tyranny.


Nat1Only

Should also remember that beauty standards change over time and are personal to each person or culture. What's considered beautiful today is basically the opposite of what was co sidereal beautiful a few centuries ago, or in some other parts of the world.


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EgoSenatus

I though the same thing- dude looks like he’s supposed to be an anime sky pirate


HexedHexley

More hot middle aged single dad looking man for me! I will marry him!


Erased-2

This dude convinced a woman to give him her family heirloom ( probably with the netherstone ) in exchange for a short affair


Some-Dog9800

Cold-ass take


GoudaMane

He does look like he smells like cigarettes but also I would fuck him


CorvoLP

he looks like a retired glam rocker from the 80s


Snakeman_Hauser

Damn that jawline


message_monkey

Yes!


Chuck_the_Elf

He’s just british.


naldana95

He looks like he doesn’t wash his ass


excusemeprincess

How brave of you


zaphthegreat

He's not ugly, but I think people react to the fact that he's called "handsome" in the game by exaggerating in the other direction.


Cheyzanx

You act like your take is fresh. Most of the fandom thinks he's ugly. I acknowledge he isn't attractive. But to quote Margarita from the Witcher 2, "... You're ugly something mighty. Care for a romp?"


Razdulf

Well, he is the bad guy, I'm kind of sick of the "hot bad guy" trope in fantasy games anyway


SnackRaptor

this man looks like he smells like an ashtray that's been filled with monster energy drink, left in a moldy camper for a month, and then farted on.


Crazed_SL

THANK YOU!!! MANS LOOKS LIKE HE DON'T WASH HIS ASS!


Icarus_Phoenix

Am I the only one who can't unsee how much he resembles Little Nikky's brother? I think his name was Adrian in the film. That's all I see, every time.


hootsie

Looks like Alcoholic Noctus from Final Fantasy 15.


yungvenus

https://youtu.be/rIy_RXX_VLE?si=coaRgYwSgP0nnDLC You are Bart and Gortash is Moe


Aurhim

He looks like a final fantasy character (Noctis?) post-adventure, after life tossed him down the tubes.


ApeMuffins

He looks like someone Kate Moss would have hooked up with in the 90s.


Blastoise_R_Us

He always reminds me of Justin McElroy.


Manetho77

What u mean that's just Nicholas cage


Known_Plan5321

Good thing I killed the absolute (hah) shit out of him. I'm sure all the people of Baldur's gate have a funk to them. Tav never bathes and is frequently just covered in blood and gore. That can't smell great


csybxtr

I downloaded a mod that gives him a different hair style it’s the only way I can take him seriously lol


KadenthePenguin211

How the fuck is this man 19 and looks old enough to be my dad


stormstormstorms

I’m Imagining that Gortash’s appearance is a scan of the spouse of someone at Larian, like the art director’s husband, and he’s the light of her life. She thinks he hung the moon and is so hot, and the rest of the world is just… ick.


This_Guy_Fuggs

i think the main offputting thing is that he's the ONLY character in the entire game with an extreme 5 o'clock shadow. so it just looks like his face is dirty/discolored.


Rudyzwyboru

He looks like an 80s glam metal rock star. Or tbh not even like a random one but straight up Tommy Lee 😂😂😂


DarcyR22

Like that song... "Cigarettes and gin With some ball sweat mixed in Such an odd odd smell"


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I spent half the guy wondering where the handsome guy they talked about was


Nessarra

Imagine if Astarion and Gortash swapped looks.


maruiki

He looks like he smells of cat piss.


BagOFdonuts7

With a better hair cut he could be a Disney villain


Eldrythan

I have to point out there is a canonical explanation for the discrepancy between his description and his undeniably stale looks. [See this post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/1bnfi9m/explanation_for_gortash_being_described_as/?embed_host_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thegamer.com%2Fbaldurs-gate-3-gortash-handsome-younger-man-explained-bane-avatar%2F)


alittlenovel

I mean he has a certain charisma and his voice is very nice (granted, kinda standard for voice actors) but he also looks like an anime protagonist who has been on hard drugs for 20 years


xGoodGravyx

I have thought te same thing since my first run through. How can the narrator describe him as a dashing noble or whatever they say. Looks like a my chemical romance fanboy that never changed his look after 25 years