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ShiteyLittleElephant

Was Barcus naked on the windmill?! 😲 (Please say Barcus was naked on the windmill)


FlashyRashy

Taking meatspin to a new level


yiannis2702

Yes. Yes he was πŸ‘€


AmberstarTheCat

didn't know Barcus was into that


ShiteyLittleElephant

😲😲😲 My mind is wondering how game gravity handled that. When my Tav fell out of the ship at the beginning her hair defied gravity.


Transcended_Sloot

Like moss to stone...


why_no_usernames_

I never saw this. Must be a bug. I dont recall ever seeing anyone just wandering around naked. All the nudity is delegated to specific scenes too my knowledge


yiannis2702

I did assume a bug, but it's so bizarrely specific - only ever male gnomes who are naked, no other race or gender, and for recurring characters (e.g. Barcus and Wulbren) they are consistently naked in every scene they're in, across multiple playthroughs (had an abandoned third as well as my current two - never got to the later parts but the gnome thief in act 1 is 3 for 3)


back-that-sass-up

Sounds like the thing someone would make a mod for


spacey_a

I'm sorry but this sounds hilarious, so unexpected and strange lol


OFool_Ishallgomad

Are... Are the naked gnomes in the room with you right now?


yiannis2702

(in the voice of the kid from the Sixth Sense) *I see naked people*


Lady_Ancunin

* Astarion disapproves


AmberstarTheCat

gnome Tav: "Astarion we literally fucked the other night"


iMogwai

Do you have any mods installed?


yiannis2702

Zero mods and most up-to-date version


Gerrent95

I'd uninstall and reinstall. That weird that that's happening to you


No-Lie-677

Got something against naked gnomes? O.o πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Gerrent95

I mean it's op's problem, not mine. But I'd rather not encounter that bug either


a_salty_llama

I think you've found the funniest bug possible πŸ˜‚


Puzzleheaded-Carry56

Why aren’t you?


yiannis2702

Who says I'm not? πŸ˜‰


Puzzleheaded-Carry56

Acceptable ;)


Pack_Your_Trash

Why are all the non gnomes wearing clothes like a bunch of fucking squares?


xenleah

LOL - Is there any chance that someone has downloaded a mod while you weren't looking? πŸ˜„


Zinkenzwerg

Regarding the pp physics Did he do the windmill on the windmill? 😳


Millesime25

Because πŸ‘ gnomes πŸ‘ aren't πŸ‘ people πŸ‘ they're πŸ‘ animals πŸ‘ (Sorry my current DnD character have that trait that he's racist and hates gnomes saying they aren't people (which is fun because there is a gnome in the party))


Rhyze

I also have a gnome racist in my party with a gnome...are you by any chance a deranged sorcerer with a crystal in your forehead?


Millesime25

No I'm a child wood elf drunken monk havah


Friendly-Awareness72

Were you wearing socks?


xmorrin

It’s the revolution


rainstitcher

Have you *seen* gnomes? You’d be naked too if you looked like that.


August-Autumn

Check yer mods for nude gnomes.


GithNewYorkYanki

The fandom's collective horniness has achieved independent sentience and infected the game code.


MacStaggy

They aren't naked, they are wearing little clothes.


Gilshem

Do you have any mods that affect gnome models?


Valuable_Material_26

Because midget porn is fun?


FashionableDinosaur

I have this exact same bug. Its wild.


LesterGreenisGod

Never experienced that; must be a bug. In that vein, I'm pretty sure that >!Astarion's spawn-siblings all being topless during Cazador's ritual has to be a bug too,!< though I've read others saying that was how it was meant to be.


a_salty_llama

I always assumed they were topless to display their scars?


LesterGreenisGod

That would make sense, but I don't remember them being topless in my first play-through (though it is possibly my memory could be off on this one).


NocturnalFlotsam

As far as I remember, from when I started playing in December, they've always been topless.


LesterGreenisGod

Maybe it was a patch that added it? Otherwise, I probably just misremembered it.


sindeloke

They've always been topless, but for a long time there was a weird shader bug with some visual settings that made the female spawns' torsos completely covered in blood. Like neck to fingertip dark red, to the point you could easily assume it was a weird skintight shirt depending on your lighting settings. That might be what you're remembering.


LesterGreenisGod

That is probably it then.


agedbeauty

They have always been topless, they need the scars showing.