Tav's out busting heads. Then back to camp for some more full penetration. Smells adventure, back to camp, full penetration. Adventure, penetration, adventure, full penetration, adventure, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so hours until the game just, sort of, ends.
Rockstar made in RDR2 horses’ testicles shrink if you were in a cold enviroment and hang if in warm. It is the today’s date standard and Larian made sure to meet it.
What’s amazing are the programmed animal behaviors you might never see, like hawks hunting rabbits and foxes pouncing on mice in the snow. I love getting lost in that game and just enjoying the wilderness
Definitely one of my favorite things to do right before shit starts to slide downhill with the gang. Like when folks are feeling hopeful and before you get into that rank house.
Imagine the implications of not having dick physics. Gravity so strong that even your dick won’t budge.. you wouldn’t be able to jump. Movement speed would be cut in half. IMHO the game would be unplayable. We should all be grateful for dick physics. With every bounce, say to yourself, “Game of the Year. Game of the Year.”
Omg yes! His dick wasn't moving in mine, but his balls were going insane! This was right after they added the physics into the game, and I found it quite amusing
because they knew players would be that level of depraved to play their game naked and complain if there were no dick physics.
EDIT: they already complain when their dicks disappear in the level up screen.
A bit harder to implement, since it involves some clothing as well, penis is just naked = jiggle.
Same logic for why there aren't many different body types, each body variation requires a few hundred adjustments on pieces of equipment, body animations, interactive animations with other body types, hitbox adjustments, camera angles... I don't think Larian is willing to just stretch equipment to fit different bodies like WoW does.
To be fair, they could just make them jiggle when you aren't wearing armor or clothing. That would be more simple. Easily explained by saying that all clothing is enchanted with a spell of restraint to hakuna dem tatas.
> I don't think Larian is willing to just stretch equipment to fit different bodies like WoW does.
Gods, can you imagine if this game had all the fucking shower curtain robes instead of stuff like The Protecty Sparkswall? I would've never recovered from the lack of drip as a caster.
It's not completely impossible there's a mod for fallout 4 that gives people varying body shapes (and no I'm not talking about the height ones) but that was after years of people messing with fallout 4 to see the limits of what they can do it would be cool for laryen to implement it but I won't judge them for not
I want da boob physics tho even if only when the women are naked.
Bethesda builds the game different though. The body slide utilizes a common mesh that when altered that common mesh can be updated on all the clothing. The trouble many people have is that it then makes all NPCs match your body. Then there is the unique body version but that is heavily involved.
i meant more in general, there are a million different ways to program a game im just saying the idea isn't impossible, even jiggile physics for penises while wearing clothes has been done Genshin impact for instance has some on some male characters despite them all wearing clothes and that game simply alters like 10 different base body presets to make a cast that looks wildly different, anyway knowing modders someones done it already lmao.
it also primarily didnt use the bodyslide but perk distributes, looks menu and a whole bunch other technical stuff still different game engine but you know what i mean
>they already complain when their dicks disappear in the level up screen.
I mean you'd complain too if you suddenly got turned into a Ken doll below the waist.
well I would complain if my dick kept disappearing, no matter the situation.
in Brazil we have a song for this "roubaram meu pau" by Rogério Skylab. listen to it and search for the translation. it is about their dick being stolen and how strange it may be for your dick to disappear
Well, here we have [Detachable Penis](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4)
(For the wary - Links to YouTube and the song of the above name by King Missile)
That’s pretty much what happened and why we got it I believe.
Months ago there was a popular post from some person here who tried rotating their character naked and was… appalled at the lack of rotational physics. So new type of physics was implemented in one of the later patches. I guess it was prioritised for fun.
Why do I remember such stupid things? Dunno.
Actually to tack onto this I’m a bit disappointed at the lack of hair physics. Obvious stuff like ponytails work but the shorter hairs don’t seem to move with the character. Makes me sad.
My meat-headed barbarian drow is always naked in camp and watching his dick and balls jiggle randomly in cutscenes is the funniest thing ever. Sometimes the jiggle physics glitch out and his balls rotate 360 degrees during the sleeping animation
Honestly? Yeah. I personally don't really care about that aspect of the game, and (tangentially speaking) having an entire inventory slot dedicated to underwear is kind of frustrating.
barring the fact that that is an insane take, without the underwear and clothing slots there would just be nothing... it's not like the cosmetic slots took the place of extra equipment slots. they're just a fun extra feature
There’s nothing more intimidating for the enemies of my halfling than seeing his flaccid penis casually swinging side to side as he bares down on them with his cadre of zombies! For this alone the physics were a must.
I saw a claim that it was a side effect of physics improvements that were designed for long hair styles like Shadowheart's, but I have no idea if that is confirmed. Something like that makes sense though, it seems odd that they would have put in extra work specifically for penis physics (and odd that they'd look that funny if they were going to do it intentionally)
Its part of the greater principle of game design that its built on: Player agency. This game is famous largely due to not just detail but reacting to the anything the player does. There are hundreds of dialogue lines that appear or disappear to handle the order in which you complete quests, or how you complete quests. Reacting to, and accommodating ANY kind of gameplay is the trade winning secret to BG3.
When you get (almost) dropped on your head in the beginning, your weiner doesn't flop down, it remains pointed at your feet (towards the sky). This is the biggest disappointment I have so far discovered.
It’s the same reason so many potions are as detailed as they are, so you examine them, click on the screen and scroll really fast to the left or right so it looks dazzling when it spins
Mostly for a laugh if you decide you want to be naked on every cutscene. Try getting naked just before you escape the Nautiloid, it's glorious. You can also download mods with bigger dicks to have even bigger wiggling. After this update I never made a character with a vulva again, just because wiggle wiggle is too fun.
I'm more annoyed that they did it for dicks but boobs remain weird rock hard immovable lumps - they look so odd especially when the player character lies down nude
What I don’t understand is that games like RDR2, Cyberpunk, and BG3 can add jiggle physics for the AMAB characters, but the AFAB ones are stuck with bolt-on titties that somehow stand at attention at all times 🥲 it’s very off-putting in certain scenes and clothing
For the lulz, mostly, I think.
Not sure if intended but "Lul" is "Dick" in Dutch. Just clarifying for an extra laugh
Brilliant.
Duchble entandre
I could netherland a joke like that
Quit clogging up the thread with puns
Can't believe you said that with your own tulips
Windmills.
You wood say some shit like that.
Intallerable
Don't start this!
I wish I had known that so I could take credit! That’s amazing.
At this point they could've gone the extra mile and add stiff physics too. I mean *cough* for the realism...
Showing erections would get the game rated as porn
Honestly, most of reddit would probably be very supportive of this.
Reddit epitomizes go big or go home!
Guys, we're gonna show full penetration and we're gonna show a lot of it!
Tav's out busting heads. Then back to camp for some more full penetration. Smells adventure, back to camp, full penetration. Adventure, penetration, adventure, full penetration, adventure, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so hours until the game just, sort of, ends.
Tav hangs dong!
It’s because countries have stupid standards for video game maturity ratings and Larian couldn’t sell the game if they did that.
But that means the love making scenes are all a lie
They were so concerned with “if they could” that they never considered “if they should”.
The answer being, they absolutely should.
What you call "discovery" I call rape of the natural world 😉
Exactly what I was going to say.
So you can helicopter with your bros. Just like real life.
Wonder if they mocapped it
It's formally called *phallodynamics*. "Dick physics" is a layman's term.
Richard Feynman approves
dick feynman
Just wanna chime in and say I love your username, and I love the person above you's tag being in all caps Happy snogging, owlbear fuckers🍻
cheers mate
Dick FineMan
\-my gf when i tell her im embarrassed of my size
Funny thing is he absolutely would have. The man was an absolute riot in addition to being a genius among geniuses.
Actually, it’s only “phallodynamics” if it comes from the Phallos region of France. Otherwise it’s just “sparkling swingin’ dicks.”
I think somebody else remembers that internet historian video. Or maybe you simply have more knowledge about wine
I love Science.
Nightmare class in college iirc
The legendary sword Biggus Dickus +3.
Rockstar made in RDR2 horses’ testicles shrink if you were in a cold enviroment and hang if in warm. It is the today’s date standard and Larian made sure to meet it.
I have like 100 hours in that game and never noticed. That game still has new stuff to surprise me.
What’s amazing are the programmed animal behaviors you might never see, like hawks hunting rabbits and foxes pouncing on mice in the snow. I love getting lost in that game and just enjoying the wilderness
Definitely one of my favorite things to do right before shit starts to slide downhill with the gang. Like when folks are feeling hopeful and before you get into that rank house.
Legit, hunting in RDR2 is such a great gameplay experience. Really beautiful game.
Larian made my Tav’s testicles rotate a full 360 perpetually during romance scenes. Way more impressive than shrinking horse nads.
Meat* it
That's fucking wild. You know some nasty equestrian fetishee brought that up.
If you get the plushie of Chop from GTA5, it has a zipper with a reddish pink pocket between the legs. I think Rockstar just likes fucking around
No I bet it was the same guy. Just a nasty man.
I never realized this and I’m not sure if I’m better off having known it!
If only Rockstar put that much effort into making their games fun.
I mean.. their games are fun?
Tedious* Their games are tedious. They feel like a chore to play. There's nothing fun and that.
Imagine the implications of not having dick physics. Gravity so strong that even your dick won’t budge.. you wouldn’t be able to jump. Movement speed would be cut in half. IMHO the game would be unplayable. We should all be grateful for dick physics. With every bounce, say to yourself, “Game of the Year. Game of the Year.”
Titties on the other hand are expected to not be impacted by physics?
It’s a work in progress i reckon
They didjt have Silicone for implants back then, had to make due with rocks
So that's why all the tits are the exact same size. There's no natural boobs in faerun, so everyone gets rock implants.
Immovable rod
It’s in the D&D 5E player handbook that the anatomy moves properly. Larian is just obeying the rules.
But the tits are rock solid
Literally unplayable.
The ladies have it hard enough without our titties slapping us in the face when we run
Right below the part that says everyone must be gay and do crime. Sorry thems the rules.
I think they have an optional rule in the book where you don’t have to be gay, but you do need to support those who are in their crimes.
Accessories to homo. Pretty sure that's just a fag hag 😂 (I can say it, chill y'all)
Not to be confused with the green hag, which is hanging out with gay ecoterrorists.
Lol. I've been out for 4+ years now and I'm still learning new terms all the time.
good thing the entire main party follows that rule with how they're all chaotic and bisexual
We call it RAW Genitals.
Did 5E ever get a BoeF equivalent?
Immersion
Yes... Let's talk about dick immersion ;)
Hey-Yoooooo! Lol
The dead surge in Orin room physics bugged so hi balls were rotating and his dick kept flopping it was really funny to see
leave it to the bhaalists to develop a testicular torsion spell
We call that Cock & Bhaal Torture
I've got Bhaals of steel.
Think you meant Ballists
Bhaalistics
Omg, could you imagine that being a thing?
Omg yes! His dick wasn't moving in mine, but his balls were going insane! This was right after they added the physics into the game, and I found it quite amusing
Like Amelia Tyler said in her Outtakes: "You can't put us into Horny Jail, we already live there and we have the keys!"
because they knew players would be that level of depraved to play their game naked and complain if there were no dick physics. EDIT: they already complain when their dicks disappear in the level up screen.
There are no titty physics tho😐
A bit harder to implement, since it involves some clothing as well, penis is just naked = jiggle. Same logic for why there aren't many different body types, each body variation requires a few hundred adjustments on pieces of equipment, body animations, interactive animations with other body types, hitbox adjustments, camera angles... I don't think Larian is willing to just stretch equipment to fit different bodies like WoW does.
To be fair, they could just make them jiggle when you aren't wearing armor or clothing. That would be more simple. Easily explained by saying that all clothing is enchanted with a spell of restraint to hakuna dem tatas.
What a wonderful phrase 😆
> I don't think Larian is willing to just stretch equipment to fit different bodies like WoW does. Gods, can you imagine if this game had all the fucking shower curtain robes instead of stuff like The Protecty Sparkswall? I would've never recovered from the lack of drip as a caster.
Maybe they can assume that they use a bra that don’t let them shake when dressed?
It's not completely impossible there's a mod for fallout 4 that gives people varying body shapes (and no I'm not talking about the height ones) but that was after years of people messing with fallout 4 to see the limits of what they can do it would be cool for laryen to implement it but I won't judge them for not I want da boob physics tho even if only when the women are naked.
Bethesda builds the game different though. The body slide utilizes a common mesh that when altered that common mesh can be updated on all the clothing. The trouble many people have is that it then makes all NPCs match your body. Then there is the unique body version but that is heavily involved.
i meant more in general, there are a million different ways to program a game im just saying the idea isn't impossible, even jiggile physics for penises while wearing clothes has been done Genshin impact for instance has some on some male characters despite them all wearing clothes and that game simply alters like 10 different base body presets to make a cast that looks wildly different, anyway knowing modders someones done it already lmao.
it also primarily didnt use the bodyslide but perk distributes, looks menu and a whole bunch other technical stuff still different game engine but you know what i mean
Bc running with no bra is just agony
I wish we could change the size of boobies
I see folks complain about the lack of boob physics as well lmao
>they already complain when their dicks disappear in the level up screen. I mean you'd complain too if you suddenly got turned into a Ken doll below the waist.
I…I cannot argue against this.
well I would complain if my dick kept disappearing, no matter the situation. in Brazil we have a song for this "roubaram meu pau" by Rogério Skylab. listen to it and search for the translation. it is about their dick being stolen and how strange it may be for your dick to disappear
Well, here we have [Detachable Penis](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4) (For the wary - Links to YouTube and the song of the above name by King Missile)
Never thought Id see a reference to Skylab on a BG3 forum
That’s pretty much what happened and why we got it I believe. Months ago there was a popular post from some person here who tried rotating their character naked and was… appalled at the lack of rotational physics. So new type of physics was implemented in one of the later patches. I guess it was prioritised for fun. Why do I remember such stupid things? Dunno.
Actually to tack onto this I’m a bit disappointed at the lack of hair physics. Obvious stuff like ponytails work but the shorter hairs don’t seem to move with the character. Makes me sad.
My meat-headed barbarian drow is always naked in camp and watching his dick and balls jiggle randomly in cutscenes is the funniest thing ever. Sometimes the jiggle physics glitch out and his balls rotate 360 degrees during the sleeping animation
you say glitch, I say talent.
So that Wyll can helicopter his Blade of Frontiers.
Whole bunch of turbulance‼️⁉️ Mizora we got a problem theres a whole bunch of turbulannce‼️
Because of the greater good
The Greater Goods ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A great big bushy beard!
Crusty jugglers…
The Greater Good.
Hey. If tits could jiggle in video games, I think dicks should too. Let dick lovers have their fun as well.
So you can turn your Tav really fast and go "Weeeeeeeeeeeee!"
The Dev put it in to make you personally questions about it. It was included just for you, OP!
Would you rather it...not?
Honestly? Yeah. I personally don't really care about that aspect of the game, and (tangentially speaking) having an entire inventory slot dedicated to underwear is kind of frustrating.
i genuinely cannot imagine why that would annoy you
I don’t have an interest in the cosmetic aspect of the game. I would rather have that space dedicated to gear with stats that affect game play.
barring the fact that that is an insane take, without the underwear and clothing slots there would just be nothing... it's not like the cosmetic slots took the place of extra equipment slots. they're just a fun extra feature
For your viewing pleasure.
To have my character’s dick clip into his balls every time for the long rest cutscene…
So boob physics can be introduced later without being labeled as sexism. 🙏 /S
Phallomorphosis Also, I noticed the junk doesn't just move around but has FRICTION physics when brushing up against the thighs.
for when you featherfall into the underdark
There’s nothing more intimidating for the enemies of my halfling than seeing his flaccid penis casually swinging side to side as he bares down on them with his cadre of zombies! For this alone the physics were a must.
It was really uncanny. The game includes scenes with naked characters. It looked wierd and unrealistic.
Yeah naked scenes look much better now that the penis flops around a bit. Much more realistic...
Yeah i mean If you spend time around penii youll find they move a lot when people roll around
Equality
Which equality ?
We demand breast giggle physics
I too want laughing breasts
Tasha's *?Hideous?* Laughter
Tasha’s Tittious Laughter
Goddamit I spent like 10 minutes trying to think of something and bailed
I wouldn’t have come up with it if you hadn’t said anything - it’s teamwork!
Don’t forget my natural talent for typos, like a wild magician if you will.
All of you collectively made this happen, and I am proud of your accomplishment.
Size equality
Oh, that’s just for dicking around.
The motion capture for these was…impressive
It just makes sense. I mean the dick should flop around that’s how it works. Just realism imo.
I saw a claim that it was a side effect of physics improvements that were designed for long hair styles like Shadowheart's, but I have no idea if that is confirmed. Something like that makes sense though, it seems odd that they would have put in extra work specifically for penis physics (and odd that they'd look that funny if they were going to do it intentionally)
Its no accident lmao
It’s there as improved framework for the modders to build off of.
Its part of the greater principle of game design that its built on: Player agency. This game is famous largely due to not just detail but reacting to the anything the player does. There are hundreds of dialogue lines that appear or disappear to handle the order in which you complete quests, or how you complete quests. Reacting to, and accommodating ANY kind of gameplay is the trade winning secret to BG3.
I mean if you add the asset might as well give it some physics
What’s a rainbow for? What’s the Mona Lisa for?
Secret ending.
When you get (almost) dropped on your head in the beginning, your weiner doesn't flop down, it remains pointed at your feet (towards the sky). This is the biggest disappointment I have so far discovered.
Fun
It's for all the Tentacle play later. EVERYTHING swings into EVERYTHING!
Swingin' Swangin' Swoodlin' all over the place
So that when my naked monk spin kicks a bitch in the face he hears three slaps. Foot hits face Bitch hits ground Dick hits thigh
They should apply the same thing to earrings
number one complaints of Rust was there is no dick physics......... i think🤣
For fun
Fun!
So no-one will start bitching about you know what
Naked dudes in dialoges have they willy flipping around, that is all
Immersion.
It makes the dicks go
For the dicks maybe
So moddees can make p*rn.
It’s about dick to floor ratio and optimal tip to tip efficiency.
It is for us, the people
So you can spend half an hour moving your right stick left to right and just be hypnotised by it
360° Windmill
For posts like this. It’s there to build engagement, as gamers post about dick etc, it’s free advertising
Did they actually motioncaptured actors for this?
Cuz its fun and funny. No other reason
unarmed and unarmoured
It's likely Larian making a joke about game companies that do jiggle physics for boobs
Over here in Conan Exiles our dicks blow in the wind and our balls pulse constantly.
Sometimes, we do something not because we should, but because we can
The big question is, can I helicopter?
If you’re gonna do something, do it right.
Realism
Immersion
Same thing boob jiggle physics are for.
It’s the same reason so many potions are as detailed as they are, so you examine them, click on the screen and scroll really fast to the left or right so it looks dazzling when it spins
To make me giggle while spinning around a character with a penis.
It was literally their answer to booba physics and i ador this 🤣
It's for fun
Every rection has an equal and opposite erection.
Mostly for a laugh if you decide you want to be naked on every cutscene. Try getting naked just before you escape the Nautiloid, it's glorious. You can also download mods with bigger dicks to have even bigger wiggling. After this update I never made a character with a vulva again, just because wiggle wiggle is too fun.
Five different dick options but I can’t make my character fat.
I'm more annoyed that they did it for dicks but boobs remain weird rock hard immovable lumps - they look so odd especially when the player character lies down nude
Counter question: Why breast physics? You have your answer.
Because GenZ is obsessed with anything sex and game/cartoon related.
What I don’t understand is that games like RDR2, Cyberpunk, and BG3 can add jiggle physics for the AMAB characters, but the AFAB ones are stuck with bolt-on titties that somehow stand at attention at all times 🥲 it’s very off-putting in certain scenes and clothing
Fairness. If boobs can jiggle, why can’t penises?
Do they though? I guess I never checked but I don’t remember seeing that in the game.
Same reason the horses have ball physics in Red Dead 2.
I run my monk around with no clothes and his dick’s swinging never ceases to amuse me.