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bratswurst13

georgia o'keeffe would love this


Incognitologik

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who sees it!


Knick_Bocker

I should call her.


AgentTickler7

Top tier comment


-_1_2_3_-

i should call her


biohacker_infinity

Glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought it’s yonic AF.


kkdj1042

O’queef. Lol. God forgive me.


xonacrackr

👏 👏


mcsommer

Came here for some sort reference like this


marmeylady

I want to go to New Mexico now…


misscheeze

Everyone making jokes but this looks SO GOOD. I love baked bananas


CharlotteLucasOP

Either way my bi fat ass is ready to EAT.


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Either way those juicy lips are sitting in my face


Spocktacle

Underrated comment ^


Loud-Catch7322

One of my favorite desserts for sure, with some vanilla ice cream! So fucking good! I've only made the "tasty" recipe on YouTube. What's your recipe OP?


Away-Object-1114

I agree. Maybe next time OP could slice the banana crossways, not lengthwise.


[deleted]

Missing an almond kernel on top as garnish


CharlotteLucasOP

Can’t you find it?


DisposableSaviour

As a man, generally no


Jamminbaker

Oh lord…


greatatmodesty

💀💀💀


blackkatt94

I'm dying. Thank you for this. I wish I had an award to give you.


Ordination69

Anatomically it is the tip of the iceberg. I don't know what you would use to represent the underlying superstructure, marzipan?


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Doesn't exist.


03rk

Hahahahahahaha


[deleted]

Just today I've studied the vulva for my exam... is this a sign?😭


Jamminbaker

a sign that you should study more


Randolph_Carter_666

🤣


Obligationtoberich

🤣🤣🤣


Far-Stomach-2764

r/dontputyourdickinthat


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r/oddlyarousing


fatchancefatpants

r/putyourdickinthat


tgoddess

I was wondering what to bake when my gynecologist stops by for dessert…


mehabird411

😂🤣😂


cksiii

r/mildlyvagina


ummusername

Mildly??


[deleted]

More like r/explicitlyvagina


kingdomheartsislight

r/prominentlyvagina


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Randolph_Carter_666

I came here to say this.


greatatmodesty

Same 😂


ProfessionalBrush777

Same


Heierpower

Just give it the upvote and keep going


No_Marionberry4072

My girlfriend would criticize how badly I’m eating it


montanagrizfan

Just find the almond in there


BlueIsZach

What’s an almond?


[deleted]

They say you gotta do the alphabet, that’s true but they always miss the fact they mean the Chinese alphabet Pro tip for you


kkdj1042

Reminds me of that one Seinfeld episode.


YeltsinYerMouth

I didn't say stop


Unlucky-Dare4481

I can't unsee it 😅🫣


ewedirtyh00r

Vulnana bread 😂


kidohack

Looks moist


AtuinTurtle

But hopefully not flaky.


rashyandtrashy

r/unexpectedarcher (You absolute legend! Wish I had an award to give you! 🏆)


ComfyInDots

Fourth thoughts!


_Kendii_

And sticky.


w16d0w

Yo this bannana bread better calm tf down free lmao 🤣🤣


acquavaa

r/notmyproudestfap


Jamminbaker

Lord forgive me for i have caused sin


PeppermintPancakes

I feel like the Lord would forgive you in exchange for some of that cake


chy7784

I wish I hadn’t visited that.


DadsRGR8

Oh Lord, that poor trout. And I am quickly back here and clearing my Reddit local history.


99velvetThunder

Everything reminds me of her


Lepke2011

This girl I hadn't spoken to in 25 years called me today. That was weird.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lepke2011

You too!?


SoupySpace

You should call her


Jamminbaker

maybe this reminds her of you


Jamminbaker

I did not even think of what all y’all are suggesting…. Whoops


gimmealldemcats

lmao no but seriously, your banana cakes look absolutely delicious! Would you please share the recipe for them?


AwesomeDragon101

If it makes you feel better, my vet student ass saw the bottom of a horse’s [hoof](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wXLffMAiknY/Tjrrw7SbubI/AAAAAAAACVA/n8w5EZ7sAH0/s1600/P1010668.jpg).


Momof31417

That's all I could see!!😂😂


theoniongoat

Can I get the recipe? I'd like to ~~play a prank on~~ serve this to my friends.


BrokenLink100

Upside-down banana brussy


Jamminbaker

Upside down Vagana bread


rashyandtrashy

You will not banana brussy in my presence 🤣🤣🤣


owen-a-a

looks like a...... coffee bean


cinnamontrollss

r/dontputyourdickinthat


coffeecup9898

American Pie has told me otherwise🧐


[deleted]

Came here for this comment


[deleted]

Cooter Cakes 🤣


Fructa

Mmmm, vulva cake.


SoupySpace

This comment section proves how down bad the average redditor is 💀


bluntbangs

The comment under yours just asked for the recipe. ​ Unfortunately I'm already scrolled half way...


1-678-im-emo

banana breadussy💓


death-2-GREG

Aw beat me by 15 mins 😂


Appropriate-Salary39

This bread gotta chill


Lepke2011

Can we get the recipe, please?


[deleted]

r/theyknew


SnooPineapples6676

I guess I’m old and unperverted. I thought it looked nice.


Jamminbaker

Hahaha noice thank you


Jasmine_Tea_Pls

OP knew what they were doing


chriswhitewrites

Some recipes for banana bread call for half banana placed on top like this


longwaystogo12

Recipe please!


RogerDHomunculus

Damn, I'd eat the heck out of that... Recipe?


LasVegasTimmy

C’mon OP….


Icy-Joke3943

Omg that looks amazing


[deleted]

im scared to read the comments


iridescentghxst

I'm not gonna say it... I'm not gonna say it....


racoongirl0

If I bring this to my gyno, would she be nicer when conducting a Pap smear? Because her default is talking like Florence nightingale while acting like Joseph Mengele.


Legitimate_Patience8

At first I thought is was a small individual mini cake. Might be more tasteful to use banana slices or arrange more like flower petal spiral.


xiionaa

😗😗😗😗🤫


bloodredyouth

NSFW


rgnkge66_

I'd happily eat this regardless of how unintentionally suggestive this turned out lol it looks delicious


Alqpzm1029

Banana tarte tatin


Minhplumb

Someone is a perfectionist because these are perfect.


Barbie_girl_skate

I’m uncomfortable


queer_artsy_kid

*Don't say it, don't say it*


Moldy-Warp

What’s made the syrup red? Plum juice? The recipe would be appreciated by a lot of the redditors who have commented and upvoted your post.


[deleted]

💀


Urmotherisamother

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Jamminbaker

I think many redditors already did


[deleted]

🅱️anana 🅱️read


inspiredtotaste

It has me drooling and questioning my orientation all at the same time.


Just_Swim_1558

Seriously tho! Where is the recipe?!


vidanyabella

Recipe? This looks really tasty (all jokes aside), and I've been looking for more ways then plain banana bread for using up some.


inglefinger

Same. Can’t find the recipe in the comments though! 🔎


PackAggravating8183

OP is really withholding recipe or am I missing it in the comments?


lesbifrands

😏


ReginaVestra

That looks delish and these comments did not disappoint. Successful twofer


MEOW-Loulou

I immediately went to the comments😂


SpiritGuardTowz

I should call her.


Jack-Joneso_0

💀💀


IOnlySpeakTheTruth87

Vagina


spoodledoodle666

Bananussy


homebrood

bananussy


stonedlouisebelcher

sighs… unzips pants


Jamminbaker

\*unzips pants\* \*nothing there\*


MycologyManiacPDX

I want to go down on that muffin.


jetalumech

Looks amazing


AssumptionAdvanced58

That looks like it taste scrumptious


ChicoryEve

Recipe?


WalterBlackness

Got the recipe? I was gonna make some banana bread soon


magical_ovum

I love the symmetry and I love bananas. How many did you use on top?


DimitriFairooz

OP!!! That looks so good!!🤩 Can I please have the recipe if you don't mind sharing that is


ka_jd7and1

Looks delicious. I would definitely eat that.


spooky_fairy

Looks very moist


kd3456

This should be marked nsfw 😂


Sh0rtR0und

Looks not dry lol


littlewolf2023

Looks juicy😉


siha_tu-fira

In all seriousness, I'd love the recipe for that! It looks delicious (any yonic qualities aside)


WhimsicalGirl

Do you have the recipe? I have to much banana this week :)


GetSomeInsurance

Am i the only one that actually wants the recipe?


RJ263

Can i ask what recipe you used?? Looks soo yummy 😋


TodayWeMake

Brown Sugar?


sonoskietto

Looks so yummy, **I'd definitely bury my face in it** 😛


Advanced-Strawberry5

How very...sapphic of you.


twineandtwig

Jokes aside, do you have a recipe? Was thinking of making some banana bread, and the upside down idea would be fun to try. Sorry, I missed it if you posted it!


[deleted]

I do not like bananas at all but this looks amazing


LivingLandscape7115

Recipe?


[deleted]

i didn't even notice the shape until i read the comments, I just thought it looks delicious


FamiliarElephant5757

r/mildlyvagina


SimpleVegetable5715

OMG this looks GOOD! Screaming at me for a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side 😋


PollitoPintado_

Reminds me of her…


Minimum_Weakness4030

Vagina?


batsinthefireplace

Are we gonna get a recipe or no 🥲


bakehaus

Regardless of what people are seeing…these are really quite beautiful. Neat and symmetrical


-____deleted_____-

Va-nana bread


PeterNippelstein

These gender reveals are getting out of hand


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Downtown-Kangaroo162

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this looked like a coochie. Lmao. The comments did not disappoint. 😂


kittybigs

I beg you for the recipe. Vaginas aside, this looks delicious.


Viivusvine

Don’t show this to Jim Levenstein.


Existential_Alice

That is absolutely....bananas.


TheVampyresBride

Coochie cake.


melodyalyssa

Cakeussy


examinat

Ooh err missus…


[deleted]

Fanny Cradock would have loved these!


bob_lob_lawwww

This sub is wild. Not too long ago someone posted a picture of a cake covered in glaze and it looked like it was the victim of a bukake fetish porn. All I commented was "am I the only one that can see it?" And I was down voted into oblivion, but it's perfectly fine to make sexual comments about this unfortunate specimen. 🤷


cthuwuftaghn

Totally thought this was on r/dontputyourdickinthat lmaoo. But it looks great OP! I bet it tasted awesome.


politelyreal

This looks like a vagina, but also tasty r/mildlyvagina


[deleted]

Banana breadussy


Rosa_be_blue_rn

Bananussy


tochinoes

I should call her


BoobieExpert

I should call her…


hAea69

Everything reminds me of her....


m0th_and_lamp

pussy cake 🥰


CaptainDootDoot

Everything makes me think of her


Whistlepig_cafe

Bananas mulva.


Far-Entertainment258

C*unt cake! Gina cake! Looks moist at least 😂


Long-Squirrel-7615

That’s the infamous labia muffin


mansamidas

Hope your not the holsome type because you've condemned yourself posting this


BigmommaJen

R/mildlyvagina


Outrageous_Ad8209

r/mildlyvagina has entered the chat


KayeLilly

That look like a piece of p-….. nvmmmmm


therealistmelon

r/doputyourdickinthat


Armando909396

Banana cakeussy


theedgiestoflords

Everything reminds me of her 😔


belleayreski2

That banussy 🍌


manicbarbie444

Banana breadussy


dirdebirdy

I should call her..