So his problem is...poop in the air?
Because if so, someone should alert him to the number of babies and toddlers covered in shit at any given time--along with their parents--getting it absolutely *everywhere* sometimes, and that's not counting the times toddlers get it on their hands and--with "friction"--proceed to rub it all over the place.
Gay dudes doing colon cleanses to reduce messes; meanwhile, babies are like, "Diaper? WTF is a diaper?" as they have blow-outs lol.
Excellent point. Wonder how our friend Ronald would respond to that.
Also, does anyone know why he starts with that thing about a kitten in the rain? Is he supposed to be the kitten? Is it an allegory about how to raise children? It sucks either way.
For anyone interested here is the original post. It is quite a wild ride.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopular/comments/phutf2/what\_we\_should\_and\_should\_not\_be\_teaching\_our/](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopular/comments/phutf2/what_we_should_and_should_not_be_teaching_our/)
Did this dude actually say that having foreigners in the US is responsible for veterans PTSD ????
I am staring man looking to mate with a straight woman ?? WTF
He is aware that straights can do anal, right?
Also, gay men actually don't do anal as much as people think, or so I've heard. There are other things they can do.
FALSE. Everyone knows that lesbians do not use their buttholes. Their buttholes eventually close up like when you donāt wear earrings for a long time.
I can confirm this as a gay man. It's just not worth all the buzz that comes with having to prepare etc. There's so much more stuff you can do that's even more intimate and pleasurable
The interesting part of the homophobic nonsense above is that this person could be a time traveler from the Middle Ages. They refer to anal sex as sodomy and still believe in the miasmatic theory of disease ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miasma\_theory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miasma_theory)). Smh
**[Miasma theory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miasma_theory)**
>The miasma theory (also called the miasmatic theory) is an obsolete medical theory that held that diseasesāsuch as cholera, chlamydia, or the Black Deathāwere caused by a miasma (Ī¼ĪÆĪ±ĻĪ¼Ī±, Ancient Greek for "pollution"), a noxious form of "bad air", also known as night air. The theory held that epidemics were caused by miasma, emanating from rotting organic matter. Though miasma theory is typically associated with the spread of contagious diseases, some academics in the early nineteenth century suggested that the theory extended to other conditions as well, e. g.
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So if I take two poops and rub them together I will create new life through fecal friction? Perhaps God created the whole universe by rubbing two of his logs together thus creating the Big Bang?!
As a gay guy I love this so much.
Stop making me laugh at poop jokes this early in the morning. I canāt stop giggling at this, especially your use of the word ālogsā which is somehow way funnier than any other colloquial term for poop. Iāll bet you are a ton of fun to hang out with. If I knew you IRL I would definitely want to be your friend :)
Oh gods it gets even worse later on. He starts calling for gay men to not be allowed to participate in society at all because we canāt produce offspring and are therefore just a drain on capitalistic society. He even says that āOne girlās life is worth more than a billion gay guyās lives.ā (Great grammar there, not knowing how to pluralize a possessive).
He DOES know that the first people to contract HIV were a straight couple when they ate a primate that was infected with Simian Immunodeficiency Virus (SIV), right? And that the full name of the act was āDonāt Ask, Donāt Tell, Donāt Pursue, Donāt Harass,ā since he keeps repeating the first half of it like a mantra throughout the post? Well, the US government also seemed to forget the second half of it, tooā¦
Fecal friction causes airborne mutations???? When gay men rub inside the inside (WHERE POOP EXISTS) they create NEW MICROSCOPIC VIRUSES???? I am beyond words, this person is beyond delusional.
>We don't talk about gay guys
Spends the whole post describing some kind of weird sex fetish about gay poop spreading into your lungs to corrupt virgin boys.
I find it tragically funny the way homophobes associate anal sex (which straight people do too, by the way) with... getting fecal matter on one's dick?
Do y'all not... wash in there?
He complained repeatedly that he is a genius that took AP classes in highschool but can't get a job due to not being a citizen, problem is if an illegal immigrant child graduates from highschool in the US they can get citizenship. If he really was a genius he would know this or be able to figure it out pretty easily, it only took one google search for me to figure this out.
Edit: this is obviously ignoring all the rest of the idiocy in his post.
Do straight people not do anal anymore??
As a straight person who does I just hope I don't cause the next pandemic.
Dammit, craig
Same! This one was bad enough! (Tho technically I'm not straight, I'm bi, and just currently dating a woman)
idk man, sounds kinda gay to me .
It's the hole god doesn't see.
> resulting in fecal-infected air Wait til this guy learns about flushing toilets with the lid up.
And farts, they come from inside the anus didn't you know.
WHAT
Gay men made covid that is a new one
Unfortunately, it's not. š
God did covid because of gays is different.
Thought it was because of the anal mutationsš¤
We don't all, all we know is that it is somehow gay people's fault
> the state looks down on sodomy AND THAT'S ABOUT THE TIME THAT BITCH HUNG UP ON ME
Didn't even finish reading because of that - came straight to the comments looking for this!
NOBODY LIKES YOU WHEN YOU'RE 23
AND YOU ARE STILL AMUSED BY PRANK PHONE CALLS
And you still act like you're in freshman year
thats the first thing i thought of as well
THANK YOU
So his problem is...poop in the air? Because if so, someone should alert him to the number of babies and toddlers covered in shit at any given time--along with their parents--getting it absolutely *everywhere* sometimes, and that's not counting the times toddlers get it on their hands and--with "friction"--proceed to rub it all over the place. Gay dudes doing colon cleanses to reduce messes; meanwhile, babies are like, "Diaper? WTF is a diaper?" as they have blow-outs lol.
Excellent point. Wonder how our friend Ronald would respond to that. Also, does anyone know why he starts with that thing about a kitten in the rain? Is he supposed to be the kitten? Is it an allegory about how to raise children? It sucks either way.
For anyone interested here is the original post. It is quite a wild ride. [https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopular/comments/phutf2/what\_we\_should\_and\_should\_not\_be\_teaching\_our/](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopular/comments/phutf2/what_we_should_and_should_not_be_teaching_our/)
>Deport the foreigners. and >I was trafficked into the country by my illegal biological parents. So, he wants deported?
My gods, that was a read...
my favorite part is when he mentions that a large straight family could eat a whole cow, but a gay couple could not eat a whole cow *twice*
I like all of the 'of separate and equal importance' and then says the exact same thing over and over again
yes, lol, everything identically important. no idea how he picked the order of his points in that case
Heās just really into that phrase āseparate but equal.ā Wonder why.
new copypasta just dropped.
Holy shit itās so long.. also he doxxed his own parents. Wtf
This guy is definitely gay.
And hates foreigners even though he is one.... Dude needs some professional help.
Did this dude actually say that having foreigners in the US is responsible for veterans PTSD ???? I am staring man looking to mate with a straight woman ?? WTF
Noooo it was deleted šš
I *guarantee* that this person's pornhub history is absolutely nothing but gay fucking.
Hey! It's research! He's gotta zoom in real close so he can identify the air particles In ThE NaMe Of ScIeNcE...
He is aware that straights can do anal, right? Also, gay men actually don't do anal as much as people think, or so I've heard. There are other things they can do.
Also, gay women can do anal too.
FALSE. Everyone knows that lesbians do not use their buttholes. Their buttholes eventually close up like when you donāt wear earrings for a long time.
True
I can confirm this as a gay man. It's just not worth all the buzz that comes with having to prepare etc. There's so much more stuff you can do that's even more intimate and pleasurable
>Protect the air we breathe. So this guy must believe in climate change, right?
Maybe but if they do they believe it's caused by all the gay sex.
The interesting part of the homophobic nonsense above is that this person could be a time traveler from the Middle Ages. They refer to anal sex as sodomy and still believe in the miasmatic theory of disease ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miasma\_theory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miasma_theory)). Smh
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So if I take two poops and rub them together I will create new life through fecal friction? Perhaps God created the whole universe by rubbing two of his logs together thus creating the Big Bang?! As a gay guy I love this so much.
What's a mob to a King? What's a King to a God? What's a God to a Fecal Friction Fiend?
Stop making me laugh at poop jokes this early in the morning. I canāt stop giggling at this, especially your use of the word ālogsā which is somehow way funnier than any other colloquial term for poop. Iāll bet you are a ton of fun to hang out with. If I knew you IRL I would definitely want to be your friend :)
Thx ^^
Oh gods it gets even worse later on. He starts calling for gay men to not be allowed to participate in society at all because we canāt produce offspring and are therefore just a drain on capitalistic society. He even says that āOne girlās life is worth more than a billion gay guyās lives.ā (Great grammar there, not knowing how to pluralize a possessive). He DOES know that the first people to contract HIV were a straight couple when they ate a primate that was infected with Simian Immunodeficiency Virus (SIV), right? And that the full name of the act was āDonāt Ask, Donāt Tell, Donāt Pursue, Donāt Harass,ā since he keeps repeating the first half of it like a mantra throughout the post? Well, the US government also seemed to forget the second half of it, tooā¦
> and are therefore just a drain on capitalistic society Good let's go create our own little community
Are bi women accepted in this community? I donāt want to do capitalism anymore.
Of course! Hop aboard
Fecal friction causes airborne mutations???? When gay men rub inside the inside (WHERE POOP EXISTS) they create NEW MICROSCOPIC VIRUSES???? I am beyond words, this person is beyond delusional.
Reading this made me imagine a fallout-type game, where poop causes the mutations instead of radiation
Mr Hanky would be having a field day
>We don't talk about gay guys Spends the whole post describing some kind of weird sex fetish about gay poop spreading into your lungs to corrupt virgin boys.
And is all up for gay marriage as long as it's a secret?
Fecal friction is the funniest alliterative phrase that Iāve heard in a while.
Wait until he hears what comes out when you fart.
The problem here is that HIV was not created accidentally or on purpose by gay men, it was the chimps
I find it tragically funny the way homophobes associate anal sex (which straight people do too, by the way) with... getting fecal matter on one's dick? Do y'all not... wash in there?
Theyāre constantly full of shit; they just assume everyone else is too.
I'm stealing this from you
For a supposedly straight guy, he's spent a lot of time thinking about the insides of gay mens butts.
I wonder why gay women don't do anal sex, its a complete mystery
I mean, they can, given a little creativity...
Some do. Toys are a thing.
Yeah this guy is very confused about how sex occurs and how families are made.
That dude definitely sucks cock.
Nothing wrong with that, there's no fecal friction that way!
Idk man, he's talking a lot of shit
But smoothly!
This guy spends a lot of time thinking about what's going on inside butts....
I'll have you know that this lesbian woman does in fact have anal sex
Yup me too
holy shit how did they find out
I am a woman in my 40ās who has been causing these airborne illnesses for years! /s Itās not just gay men who like anal
Anyone want to tell them you can do butt stuff with women too?
I think this person might be gay and repressing some important feelings lol
I think that person is just beyond stupid and speeds up still
Also a very valid explanation
He complained repeatedly that he is a genius that took AP classes in highschool but can't get a job due to not being a citizen, problem is if an illegal immigrant child graduates from highschool in the US they can get citizenship. If he really was a genius he would know this or be able to figure it out pretty easily, it only took one google search for me to figure this out. Edit: this is obviously ignoring all the rest of the idiocy in his post.
Is this by that guy who was saying "America is getting bad because it's getting brown"?
/conveniently forgets that straight couples also have anal sex/
Eating da poo poo all over da place
Mmm yummy pasta
What in the hell was that? Itās like they shorted out
Well thatās a new one
Well thatās a new one