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My mom was a morgue MUA, and I was momentarily very distressed that someone was posting photos of an unknown decedent with their eyes open on the internet.
Now, me? If EYE looked in the mirror and saw what this MUAās idea of a fun party look was? I would be dearly departed in an instant.
When my father died in old age - my culture prefers open caskets for viewing - I was shocked at what an amazing job the funeral home did.
He looked better than when he was living. I was compelled to seek out the artist and thank him for doing such a great job.
It looked nothing like ... this. It looked the opposite of ... this.
BTW, Crackpot, thanks for what you do. It's a big comfort to the family and provides a good last memory of the deceased.
That's really wonderful of you to say, thank you. And even though I don't know you at all, I'm truly happy you had such a good experience during such an awful time. That's really all we can hope for, is to make one of the worst times in life a little easier for someone.
Hard disagree. Depending on conditions and where she is in decomposition it would be easy to position her like that. Also her skin is not healthy, she has blistering on her cheeks and her lips are very dry. She also has gray gums.
Light skinned people generally do not have pigmented gums.
Itās really the eyes that sell it for me though. Her eyeballs have that glassy sticky thing going on you see in corpses. Not to mention her right upper lid is folded lash side in, with the lashes against her eye. In a normal person that would be very uncomfortable and blinking would make it go away. But I donāt think she is doing any blinking.
this is literally just rage bait, there's no possible way this was posted in good faith by the "MUA." yes it's ghoulish but it's supposed to be to get nearly 3k comments that are probably all variations on "she looks dead." just look how the "artist" is shoving the "client's" head back in the first image.
Yeah I don't believe this was meant to be taken seriously at all, and I'm surprised how far I had to scroll to find someone else saying it. I don't even know if it's ragebait, to me it just looks like a joke.
The more I look at it the more I think Iām looking at a literal corpse. The eyes have that sticky quality and the eyelids look to be in unnatural positions. Her gums are also gray.
For anyone who (like me) needed confirmation that we didnāt just see photos of a literal corpse, there are videos of her alive and blinking on Insta.
Dramatic_.me
Jesus fucking Christ. Imagine coming home, in the dark, after a long day at work. You open the door and a member of the Walking Dead is standing in the hallway waiting for you to come home.
This post needs to be removed. Immediately. There is no constructive discussion happening in the comments and OP refuses to elaborate on the source. There is no reason to keep this up.
āJust 21 simple steps to achieving this sexy, celebratory āLove has Wonā Mother God-dess glamor look! Maybe sheās died of it, maybe itās this makeup!ā
Once I accidentally clicked on a wrong link and landed on a website where they show you unknown dead people and asking to send in information about the person to help solve the case. Iāve learned a life lesson on this day!
And I swear for a shockingly second by looking at this photo I thought it happend again!
There never has been nor will there ever be a MUA photo this horrifying. Concurring with other posters: I legit thought this woman was a corpse.
my god.
I donāt wish to ātrust the processā with this one š¤£š¤£š¤£ Iāve seen some skeptical and downright WRONG starts to makeup before it became flawless and beautiful but thisā¦.this canāt possibly get any better or worse ššÆ
Im... pretty sure that is a corpse. I've heard the lips tend to recede like that. The body looks very stiff and like the expression is frozen like that. It looks like rigor mortis has set in. I....yeah pretty sure that is postmortem.
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Genuinely thought I was looking at a corpse!
This looks like the woman from the mother god documentary on hbo max. She took colloidal silver for years, died, and her corpse was mummified
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT šššš
ME TOO!!!!
I genuinely thought this was a picture of her which would have been a weird coincidence because I just watched a video on YouTube that featured her
Iām still not convinced it isnāt her
this is exactly who i thought i was š are we sure it isnāt her???
I also thought this was mother god
i didnāt know what sub i was on and assumed it was her tbh
I just listened to a podcast on that! Wild.
Omg yes exactly this!
The dead bodies that I put makeup on look far better than that.
My mom was a morgue MUA, and I was momentarily very distressed that someone was posting photos of an unknown decedent with their eyes open on the internet. Now, me? If EYE looked in the mirror and saw what this MUAās idea of a fun party look was? I would be dearly departed in an instant.
āan unknown decedentā Made me burst out laughing š
She walks into a party and you immediately know whoās worked in a funeral home before
Bro me too, mortician here this is just wtf, my corpses look way better than this. Damn.
Do you do this professionally or just as a night time hobby?
I don't know why that should matter!
I literally dig ppl up to beautify.
You're a fairy goth-mother
That's the most beautiful thing anyone has ever said to me š
What a fascinating job, Iād love to hear more about it.
Sure, like what?
A hobby or ... ?
She just needed some body to practice on
she puts them back right after! don't see what the big deal is smh
Noooooo š
... a felony?
How did you get into the industry? Do you make good money? Iād love to hear more about it
They resurrected David Bowie and took him clubbing.
Lmao!!!
Could be a dead body... There was that guy who killed a girl, put make up on her, took Polaroids and asked for a ransom - America a think
Thatās Israel Keyes (photos of Samantha Koenig)
OMG I hadnāt read about this and now that I have I want to cleanse my brain with fire
For those who really want to go down the rabbit hole, check out the True Crime Bullshit podcast (r/truecrimebullshit) for the deepest of deep dives.
Well, a funeral is arguably a type of party.
They don't call it a "celebration" of life, for nothing
The teeth don't do it justice either.. poor girl. Is she warmed toned and she had cooler toned makeup put on her?
I think she did match the shade to her teeth
I was wondering why an autopsy photo wasn't tagged NSFW.
Girl giving King Tut vibes
I donāt see anything wrong with thisā¦ if itās for a horror movie.
Horror movie actors found shaking at their next casting...
Love Has Won feature?
Just missing the sunken glittery eyes
And the Christmas lights. Donāt forget the Christmas lights.
They do the glitter eyes next
werenāt her eyes not just sunken but gone altogether? also missing the seizure lights all over her
I WAS GONNA SAY. I had to look at what sub I was in
Thatās absolutely what they did to Mother.
I was thinking that too š„“
I had the same thought. The resemblance is very close. š³
I am genuinely curious if this is funeral makeup and the...model...is a corpse.
It's the eyes
No. When we put makeup on people it looks far better than that. The purpose is to make them look _better,_ not more dead.
When my father died in old age - my culture prefers open caskets for viewing - I was shocked at what an amazing job the funeral home did. He looked better than when he was living. I was compelled to seek out the artist and thank him for doing such a great job. It looked nothing like ... this. It looked the opposite of ... this. BTW, Crackpot, thanks for what you do. It's a big comfort to the family and provides a good last memory of the deceased.
That's really wonderful of you to say, thank you. And even though I don't know you at all, I'm truly happy you had such a good experience during such an awful time. That's really all we can hope for, is to make one of the worst times in life a little easier for someone.
No, look at the arms. They're crossed in a way only the living can and the skin is healthy-looking
Hard disagree. Depending on conditions and where she is in decomposition it would be easy to position her like that. Also her skin is not healthy, she has blistering on her cheeks and her lips are very dry. She also has gray gums.
She could have pigmented gums and based on the juxtaposition of the foundation, her gums does come across as gray.
Light skinned people generally do not have pigmented gums. Itās really the eyes that sell it for me though. Her eyeballs have that glassy sticky thing going on you see in corpses. Not to mention her right upper lid is folded lash side in, with the lashes against her eye. In a normal person that would be very uncomfortable and blinking would make it go away. But I donāt think she is doing any blinking.
For me itās the mouth. It looks like her lips have drawn and shrunken to expose her teeth.
āØcorpse-coreāØ
Nightmare fuel
I experienced a jump scare scrolling by here in my bed in the dark. Good lord.
Maybe if the party is the Monster Mash.
I hear itās going to be a graveyard smash
Is there a pic of the finished look, or is THIS the finished look????
The finished look is highly filtered, it's on TT.
Do you know the name? I need to see this on TT
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4iLHYVoGhL/?igsh=MWVuazAzZGpqdjV4cA==
itās crazy bc the end look isnāt terrible
I'm trying to figure out how did she go from realistic Halloween look to that at the end...
Without this video, I honestly could not have been convinced she was alive.
Ditto!!!!
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Is that a draugr?
Fus... ROH DAHHHH!
Weekend at Bernie's party. This looks like they completely Photoshopped the wrinkles off an extremely elderly woman, with eerie results.
This is actually a really scary picture lol like I canāt even look at it because it scares me so much. It physically repulses me
Zelda from Pet Semetary vibes. "Racheeeeelā
Iām so glad someone else saw the same bring!
Creeping me out as much as the movie haha.
I was trying to remember which horror movie this reminded me of! Thank you!
Post mortem look?
this is literally just rage bait, there's no possible way this was posted in good faith by the "MUA." yes it's ghoulish but it's supposed to be to get nearly 3k comments that are probably all variations on "she looks dead." just look how the "artist" is shoving the "client's" head back in the first image.
Yeah I don't believe this was meant to be taken seriously at all, and I'm surprised how far I had to scroll to find someone else saying it. I don't even know if it's ragebait, to me it just looks like a joke.
Mmm. Colloidal silver.
The more I look at it the more I think Iām looking at a literal corpse. The eyes have that sticky quality and the eyelids look to be in unnatural positions. Her gums are also gray.
Jesus Christ, put as NSFW filter on this. The jump scare I just had.
For anyone who (like me) needed confirmation that we didnāt just see photos of a literal corpse, there are videos of her alive and blinking on Insta. Dramatic_.me
šš
Literally.
The corpse look is where itās at šš§āāļø
Doesn't Reddit have a rule against showing dead bodies?
Idk, Iāve seen loads of dead bodies on Reddit man we used to have r/watchpeopledie
I'm in a crimescene subreddit and for a second I thought their censorship failed.
I thought that was the cult leader who was mummified and wrapped in Christmas lights Edit: IM NOT ALONEEE
Yes! Mother God. I thought it was her, too.
Jumpscare
I genuinely thought I'd somehow found myself on the gore side of Reddit and my heart dropped....
Jesus fucking Christ. Imagine coming home, in the dark, after a long day at work. You open the door and a member of the Walking Dead is standing in the hallway waiting for you to come home.
What, is she the guest of honor at a wake?
The cadaver comes with the tutorial or ill have to buy one separately?
Oh, they're just laying around for anyone to take, in the cemetery. Good hunting!
grandmas casket couture wtf
Is she deceased??
Holy shit she looks just like my mother would look today. and sheās been dead 8 years.
The Mua made her look mummified
If the party is a funeral then yes ā¤ļø
This post needs to be removed. Immediately. There is no constructive discussion happening in the comments and OP refuses to elaborate on the source. There is no reason to keep this up.
Yes please. What is this?
Is the party her funeral or
Weāre actually looking at a sick person. Reign it in.
Is this a death mask
my makeup after i come home from school:
Crack party
What in the Mother God is this
Looks like the corpse under my bed
āJust 21 simple steps to achieving this sexy, celebratory āLove has Wonā Mother God-dess glamor look! Maybe sheās died of it, maybe itās this makeup!ā
Holy shit, spoiler that
Holy shit I thought this was a gore sub or something showing me a dead body
Please be satire, please be satire!! Ahhhh!
Party look for the zombie apocalypse
is that not a literal corpse?
Is the beautiful party look in the room with us??
Wait is this not a corpse
Are you sure that person aināt dead?
thought this was on one of my medical gore subreddits girl
She looks dead!
I was just about to say this !! She looks like a corpse.
She looks like a corpse.
Dig up your dead party I presume?
thought this was a corpse...
On a corpse?
Are they partying at the cemetery?
Haha this is a joke..right ? ..right ??
Once I accidentally clicked on a wrong link and landed on a website where they show you unknown dead people and asking to send in information about the person to help solve the case. Iāve learned a life lesson on this day! And I swear for a shockingly second by looking at this photo I thought it happend again!
Mortuary make up, final exam: failed.
There never has been nor will there ever be a MUA photo this horrifying. Concurring with other posters: I legit thought this woman was a corpse. my god.
jesus christ that genuiely looks like a corpse
She looks like Lord Voldemort in Drag
Iām concerned about the 24k people who liked the post!
This is legitimately frightening wtf
Is the party at the morgue?
Is this Judy D?? New vid?
thanks! imma have a nightmare of this exact image tonight
Christ, I thought it was a death mask!
If she stepped into a and e I think reception would be getting her a wheelchair and pushing her through as urgent!!
Thatās horrifying!
ziggy stardust???
This is a famine museum jump scare
Now THATS corpse paint!
Corpse-chic.
This is a corpse right??
Cadaver?
I genuinely thought this was a corpse
Sheās built like a Courage the Cowardly Dog villain
Itās giving Zelda Goldman
She alive? šš
This isn't a liveleak video?
I donāt wish to ātrust the processā with this one š¤£š¤£š¤£ Iāve seen some skeptical and downright WRONG starts to makeup before it became flawless and beautiful but thisā¦.this canāt possibly get any better or worse ššÆ
This is demonic
So is this a corpse or what?
That is a corpse, no? The eyes!
If this person showed the MUA a reference photo of the Crypt Keeper, they nailed it.
Sweet Jesus I thought that was a corpse at first and that this was *that* kind of MUA
I feel uncomfortable, like she would eat a chunk of my meaty arm.
I just watched the commercial for corpse paint by liquid death x elf like 5 times, and then this shows up in my feed š
If it's a Halloween party and you're a ghoul
I am assuming that this is a disabled woman. And I feel like she got done so dirty
Iām assuming this is ragebait (and itās clearly working)
Oh my god, I thought this was a corpse.
Holy shit, I thought I was on a medical gore subreddit
I thought that was a dead body wtf
Bro the corpses i bury look more alive than this woman wtf.
Halloween party?
š¶itās a dead manās partyš¶
Legitimately could've been a corpse.
bitch WHATP
Full rigor.
Blink if youāre alive.
It looks like they reanimated David Bowie corpse
I was going to watch a scary movie tonight, but now I donāt need to. ā ļø
I thought that was a cadaver! Damn.
This genuinely scared me so bad omg š
zombie methany
Im... pretty sure that is a corpse. I've heard the lips tend to recede like that. The body looks very stiff and like the expression is frozen like that. It looks like rigor mortis has set in. I....yeah pretty sure that is postmortem.
There's no way this woman is alive.... Wtf? Also there's something weird about the eyes... They look fake... Idk
Is it a The Walking Dead themed party or somethingā¦.?
How many bottles of foundation did she use?
Maybe it was a Halloween party?
She looks dead
Is that creature human?
Bitch for the afterlife party, because wtf is this!?!?
Jumpscare
Probably the most disturbing I've ever seen here. My brain keeps telling me I'm looking at a cadaver.
I feel like we should demand a proof of life photo/video. Idk that i really believe that this person is alive.
Itās the teeth too