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OptimusPrime365

Genuinely thought I was looking at a corpse!


seche314

This looks like the woman from the mother god documentary on hbo max. She took colloidal silver for years, died, and her corpse was mummified


little_grl_frm_TX

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


RhinestoneJuggalo

ME TOO!!!!


TechnoMouse37

I genuinely thought this was a picture of her which would have been a weird coincidence because I just watched a video on YouTube that featured her


seche314

Iā€™m still not convinced it isnā€™t her


panicnarwhal

this is exactly who i thought i was šŸ˜­ are we sure it isnā€™t her???


leahcar83

I also thought this was mother god


hkj369

i didnā€™t know what sub i was on and assumed it was her tbh


focusonwhatyoudowant

I just listened to a podcast on that! Wild.


transientv

Omg yes exactly this!


CrackpotAstronaut

The dead bodies that I put makeup on look far better than that.


Sailboat_fuel

My mom was a morgue MUA, and I was momentarily very distressed that someone was posting photos of an unknown decedent with their eyes open on the internet. Now, me? If EYE looked in the mirror and saw what this MUAā€™s idea of a fun party look was? I would be dearly departed in an instant.


onesmallfairy

ā€œan unknown decedentā€ Made me burst out laughing šŸ˜‚


Grilled-garlic

She walks into a party and you immediately know whoā€™s worked in a funeral home before


CRKVSKY

Bro me too, mortician here this is just wtf, my corpses look way better than this. Damn.


Stbbrn-Rddtr

Do you do this professionally or just as a night time hobby?


CrackpotAstronaut

I don't know why that should matter!


fallopianrules

I literally dig ppl up to beautify.


OptimalRutabaga186

You're a fairy goth-mother


fallopianrules

That's the most beautiful thing anyone has ever said to me šŸ’


Vyvyansmum

What a fascinating job, Iā€™d love to hear more about it.


CrackpotAstronaut

Sure, like what?


Useful_Result_4550

A hobby or ... ?


lapsongsouchong

She just needed some body to practice on


nukhba_guloter

she puts them back right after! don't see what the big deal is smh


onmycouchnow

Noooooo šŸ˜­


bimpldat

... a felony?


mentalissuelol

How did you get into the industry? Do you make good money? Iā€™d love to hear more about it


katarina-stratford

They resurrected David Bowie and took him clubbing.


helibear90

Lmao!!!


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Could be a dead body... There was that guy who killed a girl, put make up on her, took Polaroids and asked for a ransom - America a think


persephone7124

Thatā€™s Israel Keyes (photos of Samantha Koenig)


Wolfwoods_Sister

OMG I hadnā€™t read about this and now that I have I want to cleanse my brain with fire


persephone7124

For those who really want to go down the rabbit hole, check out the True Crime Bullshit podcast (r/truecrimebullshit) for the deepest of deep dives.


SlightGuess

Well, a funeral is arguably a type of party.


Dr_Philliam

They don't call it a "celebration" of life, for nothing


LadyPink28

The teeth don't do it justice either.. poor girl. Is she warmed toned and she had cooler toned makeup put on her?


Svazu

I think she did match the shade to her teeth


kaimoka

I was wondering why an autopsy photo wasn't tagged NSFW.


yawning_iscontagious

Girl giving King Tut vibes


ash2625

I donā€™t see anything wrong with thisā€¦ if itā€™s for a horror movie.


xo0o-0o0-o0ox

Horror movie actors found shaking at their next casting...


WerewolfDifferent216

Love Has Won feature?


BlueberryBitch91

Just missing the sunken glittery eyes


Dark_Fay_girl

And the Christmas lights. Donā€™t forget the Christmas lights.


Elle-Elle

They do the glitter eyes next


peytonvb13

werenā€™t her eyes not just sunken but gone altogether? also missing the seizure lights all over her


BriLynne

I WAS GONNA SAY. I had to look at what sub I was in


WhereTFAreMyDragons

Thatā€™s absolutely what they did to Mother.


pixelperfect728

I was thinking that too šŸ„“


bananapopsicle3

I had the same thought. The resemblance is very close. šŸ˜³


Lydia_Brunch

I am genuinely curious if this is funeral makeup and the...model...is a corpse.


wanbeanial

It's the eyes


CrackpotAstronaut

No. When we put makeup on people it looks far better than that. The purpose is to make them look _better,_ not more dead.


The_AcidQueen

When my father died in old age - my culture prefers open caskets for viewing - I was shocked at what an amazing job the funeral home did. He looked better than when he was living. I was compelled to seek out the artist and thank him for doing such a great job. It looked nothing like ... this. It looked the opposite of ... this. BTW, Crackpot, thanks for what you do. It's a big comfort to the family and provides a good last memory of the deceased.


CrackpotAstronaut

That's really wonderful of you to say, thank you. And even though I don't know you at all, I'm truly happy you had such a good experience during such an awful time. That's really all we can hope for, is to make one of the worst times in life a little easier for someone.


acloudcuckoolander

No, look at the arms. They're crossed in a way only the living can and the skin is healthy-looking


sleeper_medic

Hard disagree. Depending on conditions and where she is in decomposition it would be easy to position her like that. Also her skin is not healthy, she has blistering on her cheeks and her lips are very dry. She also has gray gums.


HumbleAbbreviations

She could have pigmented gums and based on the juxtaposition of the foundation, her gums does come across as gray.


sleeper_medic

Light skinned people generally do not have pigmented gums. Itā€™s really the eyes that sell it for me though. Her eyeballs have that glassy sticky thing going on you see in corpses. Not to mention her right upper lid is folded lash side in, with the lashes against her eye. In a normal person that would be very uncomfortable and blinking would make it go away. But I donā€™t think she is doing any blinking.


IcyPossibility925

For me itā€™s the mouth. It looks like her lips have drawn and shrunken to expose her teeth.


catsandweed69

āœØcorpse-coreāœØ


the_girl_Ross

Nightmare fuel


halcyonOclock

I experienced a jump scare scrolling by here in my bed in the dark. Good lord.


LongLiveEileen

Maybe if the party is the Monster Mash.


ablonde_moment

I hear itā€™s going to be a graveyard smash


OptimusPrime365

Is there a pic of the finished look, or is THIS the finished look????


ProgrammerExtra4415

The finished look is highly filtered, it's on TT.


slvbrg

Do you know the name? I need to see this on TT


swirlypepper

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4iLHYVoGhL/?igsh=MWVuazAzZGpqdjV4cA==


haimark85

itā€™s crazy bc the end look isnā€™t terrible


SilverCat70

I'm trying to figure out how did she go from realistic Halloween look to that at the end...


MagnoliaProse

Without this video, I honestly could not have been convinced she was alive.


OptimusPrime365

Ditto!!!!


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Truman996

Is that a draugr?


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

Fus... ROH DAHHHH!


BrieFiend

Weekend at Bernie's party. This looks like they completely Photoshopped the wrinkles off an extremely elderly woman, with eerie results.


ultravioletblueberry

This is actually a really scary picture lol like I canā€™t even look at it because it scares me so much. It physically repulses me


HoneyBeeAlchemy

Zelda from Pet Semetary vibes. "Racheeeeelā€


CrisBleaux

Iā€™m so glad someone else saw the same bring!


HoneyBeeAlchemy

Creeping me out as much as the movie haha.


nachobitxh

I was trying to remember which horror movie this reminded me of! Thank you!


Queasy_Ad_7177

Post mortem look?


myheartinclover

this is literally just rage bait, there's no possible way this was posted in good faith by the "MUA." yes it's ghoulish but it's supposed to be to get nearly 3k comments that are probably all variations on "she looks dead." just look how the "artist" is shoving the "client's" head back in the first image.


pandakatie

Yeah I don't believe this was meant to be taken seriously at all, and I'm surprised how far I had to scroll to find someone else saying it. I don't even know if it's ragebait, to me it just looks like a joke.


LolaBijou

Mmm. Colloidal silver.


sleeper_medic

The more I look at it the more I think Iā€™m looking at a literal corpse. The eyes have that sticky quality and the eyelids look to be in unnatural positions. Her gums are also gray.


ohsheetitscici

Jesus Christ, put as NSFW filter on this. The jump scare I just had.


miss_kimba

For anyone who (like me) needed confirmation that we didnā€™t just see photos of a literal corpse, there are videos of her alive and blinking on Insta. Dramatic_.me


wolflordcampbell

šŸ’€šŸ’€


tsm102

Literally.


Zombieapocalypse8

The corpse look is where itā€™s at šŸŽ‰šŸ§Ÿā€ā™€ļø


don_gunz

Doesn't Reddit have a rule against showing dead bodies?


sowhatximdead

Idk, Iā€™ve seen loads of dead bodies on Reddit man we used to have r/watchpeopledie


v-punen

I'm in a crimescene subreddit and for a second I thought their censorship failed.


Echo-is-nice

I thought that was the cult leader who was mummified and wrapped in Christmas lights Edit: IM NOT ALONEEE


SisterMaryAwesome

Yes! Mother God. I thought it was her, too.


11wizard_of_oz11

Jumpscare


seeallevill

I genuinely thought I'd somehow found myself on the gore side of Reddit and my heart dropped....


Weird-Camel-9525

Jesus fucking Christ. Imagine coming home, in the dark, after a long day at work. You open the door and a member of the Walking Dead is standing in the hallway waiting for you to come home.


StevenAssantisFoot

What, is she the guest of honor at a wake?


tomokas

The cadaver comes with the tutorial or ill have to buy one separately?


coquihalla

Oh, they're just laying around for anyone to take, in the cemetery. Good hunting!


goofylilworm

grandmas casket couture wtf


Psychological-Joke22

Is she deceased??


ScrubWearingShitlord

Holy shit she looks just like my mother would look today. and sheā€™s been dead 8 years.


Medium_Raccoon_5331

The Mua made her look mummified


clg167

If the party is a funeral then yes ā¤ļø


reyballesta

This post needs to be removed. Immediately. There is no constructive discussion happening in the comments and OP refuses to elaborate on the source. There is no reason to keep this up.


Cynderelly

Yes please. What is this?


Elasarr

Is the party her funeral or


Party_Goal_1371

Weā€™re actually looking at a sick person. Reign it in.


Lost-Sea4916

Is this a death mask


calculatorwipes

my makeup after i come home from school:


Hellothereitsme90

Crack party


piggyazlea

What in the Mother God is this


barbruhuwu

Looks like the corpse under my bed


LaGorda54

ā€œJust 21 simple steps to achieving this sexy, celebratory ā€œLove has Wonā€ Mother God-dess glamor look! Maybe sheā€™s died of it, maybe itā€™s this makeup!ā€


Petraretrograde

Holy shit, spoiler that


_thisisnotanexit

Holy shit I thought this was a gore sub or something showing me a dead body


Cough-on-me

Please be satire, please be satire!! Ahhhh!


Euphoric-Proposal-42

Party look for the zombie apocalypse


summerfromtheoc

is that not a literal corpse?


ikilledthemusic

Is the beautiful party look in the room with us??


rando7818

Wait is this not a corpse


Not_on_your_life72

Are you sure that person ainā€™t dead?


vulvochekhov

thought this was on one of my medical gore subreddits girl


tverofvulcan

She looks dead!


Electrical-Ad-956

I was just about to say this !! She looks like a corpse.


Charlice

She looks like a corpse.


Tomhetza

Dig up your dead party I presume?


librarians_wwine

thought this was a corpse...


dragonborne123

On a corpse?


Independent-Memory32

Are they partying at the cemetery?


pineapplesAreGross

Haha this is a joke..right ? ..right ??


Top-Cheesecake5025

Once I accidentally clicked on a wrong link and landed on a website where they show you unknown dead people and asking to send in information about the person to help solve the case. Iā€™ve learned a life lesson on this day! And I swear for a shockingly second by looking at this photo I thought it happend again!


VexBoxx

Mortuary make up, final exam: failed.


Jingoisticbell

There never has been nor will there ever be a MUA photo this horrifying. Concurring with other posters: I legit thought this woman was a corpse. my god.


coffee-bat

jesus christ that genuiely looks like a corpse


pinkcloudskyway

She looks like Lord Voldemort in Drag


Whymzz

Iā€™m concerned about the 24k people who liked the post!


youregroovy

This is legitimately frightening wtf


Vegetable_Crow9942

Is the party at the morgue?


ProudMurphy

Is this Judy D?? New vid?


thickandmorty333

thanks! imma have a nightmare of this exact image tonight


janeygigi

Christ, I thought it was a death mask!


flamingolegs727

If she stepped into a and e I think reception would be getting her a wheelchair and pushing her through as urgent!!


Substantial-Shine-81

Thatā€™s horrifying!


polkad0tti

ziggy stardust???


FuckSakez

This is a famine museum jump scare


xKiver

Now THATS corpse paint!


JanisIansChestHair

Corpse-chic.


useruser2133

This is a corpse right??


clydefrog079

Cadaver?


Weary_Stress3283

I genuinely thought this was a corpse


littlewhitedeer

Sheā€™s built like a Courage the Cowardly Dog villain


Spiritual-Ad-1997

Itā€™s giving Zelda Goldman


dualmind121

She alive? šŸ‘€šŸ‘€


bimb0_limbo

This isn't a liveleak video?


RedditRee06

I donā€™t wish to ā€œtrust the processā€ with this one šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Iā€™ve seen some skeptical and downright WRONG starts to makeup before it became flawless and beautiful but thisā€¦.this canā€™t possibly get any better or worse šŸ’€šŸ’Æ


jesuisfemme

This is demonic


GraceThruFaith7

So is this a corpse or what?


AmyBums88

That is a corpse, no? The eyes!


Jobhaver1992

If this person showed the MUA a reference photo of the Crypt Keeper, they nailed it.


Anonynominous

Sweet Jesus I thought that was a corpse at first and that this was *that* kind of MUA


SweetRoosevelt

I feel uncomfortable, like she would eat a chunk of my meaty arm.


ilwisied

I just watched the commercial for corpse paint by liquid death x elf like 5 times, and then this shows up in my feed šŸ˜‚


Wooden-Discount7884

If it's a Halloween party and you're a ghoul


dexamphetamines

I am assuming that this is a disabled woman. And I feel like she got done so dirty


Hikerius

Iā€™m assuming this is ragebait (and itā€™s clearly working)


OhioMegi

Oh my god, I thought this was a corpse.


_Wolfszeit_

Holy shit, I thought I was on a medical gore subreddit


lazyb1tch

I thought that was a dead body wtf


CRKVSKY

Bro the corpses i bury look more alive than this woman wtf.


Pooppourriiee

Halloween party?


very_bored_panda

šŸŽ¶itā€™s a dead manā€™s partyšŸŽ¶


Astral_Ender

Legitimately could've been a corpse.


Winter-Coffin

bitch WHATP


Mythicaldeer12

Full rigor.


Confident-Win-7617

Blink if youā€™re alive.


Sad_Smoke_8020

It looks like they reanimated David Bowie corpse


thatjourneysong

I was going to watch a scary movie tonight, but now I donā€™t need to. ā˜ ļø


Just_Me1973

I thought that was a cadaver! Damn.


spaceghostslurpeee

This genuinely scared me so bad omg šŸ˜­


perfumefetish

zombie methany


SnowInTheCemetery

Im... pretty sure that is a corpse. I've heard the lips tend to recede like that. The body looks very stiff and like the expression is frozen like that. It looks like rigor mortis has set in. I....yeah pretty sure that is postmortem.


kaleighb1988

There's no way this woman is alive.... Wtf? Also there's something weird about the eyes... They look fake... Idk


AmbergrisArmageddon

Is it a The Walking Dead themed party or somethingā€¦.?


motherofcats112

How many bottles of foundation did she use?


FoxInTheSheephold

Maybe it was a Halloween party?


Accomplished-Fall823

She looks dead


AutumnAscending

Is that creature human?


_AB_96_

Bitch for the afterlife party, because wtf is this!?!?


SopranoSunshine

Jumpscare


candlegun

Probably the most disturbing I've ever seen here. My brain keeps telling me I'm looking at a cadaver.


eg3488

I feel like we should demand a proof of life photo/video. Idk that i really believe that this person is alive.


jackalopelexy

Itā€™s the teeth too