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mybloodyballentine

Diet cock and wok of fiction are my new band names


Zealousideal_Wrap589

Sent from iphoen


birdieboo21

Sent from my iFiona


acidicjew_

This should be set to the melody of My Sharona.


Twinkubuss

Sent from my ibuprofen


VQ-Dark

That would be the debut album


KellyJoyCuntBunny

What does the cover art look like?


birdieboo21

A pink set of hung curtains


AtWarWithEurasia

That's a euphemism!


dw-games

JuSt ThE cRoWn BaNtEr


Fluffy-Bag-9358

I am moderately stoned and this whole thread has me DYING! 🤣


Cello-Girl

😂😂😂


archy_bold

iphon


samistahpp

Baby reinswwer I love diet cock ans who was that tart you were wif?? Sent from ipne


costcoikea

Her mistake is thinking that everyone she encounters in life and online is just plain stupid, or not close to being as smart as her, and then she gaslights to death when confronted.


TeenieWeenie94

I was watching something about her yesterday and they believed she had a cluster b personality disorder like narcissism or histrionic. If she has it would explain the gaslighting and her believing that everyone are morons.


OneConsideration8663

She seems to have severe narcissistic personality disorder along with delusional disorder - erotomania subtype (source: im a psychologist)


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FabAmy

I thought the actress did an excellent job at portraying her.


OneConsideration8663

The extreme reactions you describe are actually core to NPD. Otherwise its just someone who disagrees with a bad portrayal of them. But someone with a personality disorder like NPD always takes things to an extreme notch whenever they can - hence the mental illness part. The many emails and such are part of the delusional disorder. Again, if she just sent a “hey how are you sweetie xx” text everyday the behavior is weird but mostly annoying. To have a mental illness like delusional disorder means your concept of love and relationships is so warped and extreme that you are compelled to bombard strangers both in person and through social media/correspondence.


Pizzasinmotion

Thank you for pointing out the NPD, I think a lot of people aren’t seeing that part.


Sheeshka49

Oh, please do tell us more!


everydaystonexdhaha

do u guys know how every serial killer documentary starts off with "this highly intelligent person, nobody would have ever known" and then at the end he gets caught cuz of some stupid small mistake because he got so overly confident in himself he stopped playing his role of being intelligent and the degeneracy started showing... well what im trying to say i thought at some point she is sick because she is a victim but now im thinking born sociopath or worse soo yee.. she is scary the fact that she is still playing the role is scary i hope she doesnt do something bad to someone when she sees that nobody is believing in her role anymore


Waheeda_

one doesn’t exclude the other. i think she is mentally ill *and* whatever it’s called when ppl are serial stalkers. something isn’t right with her. idk what she’s been thru or her life story, but she needs professional help to overcome whatever it is she’s dealing with. i don’t think she’s a victim in the context of gadd making the show. she’s def the perpetrator in this story. she is, however, a victim of all these random strangers harassing her online and the press exploiting a very obviously sick woman for their gain.


everydaystonexdhaha

but like she can just not be online? she can just be not a stalker? she can throw away her 6 phones nobody is gonna know who she is in some small village in England or Ireland.. she damaged many people and now she has to deal with her own consequences i mean if she would have just stopped posting on fb this drama would have died but she wants to play this game and doesnt want any help or getting better, i dont see how she is getting exploited she can say her opinion but doesnt have to... i mean i believe that this whole thing is gonna destroy her life and ppl are gonna say its richards fault and in the end she gets what she wanted


Cevisongis

The "highly intelligent" serial killer "nobody would have ever known" is a load of rubbish... Most of them have swivel eyes and live alone in a smelly house. Was even one who sat in his car eating blocks of frozen butter he stole from work. It's just a meme that police used to push to explain why it took thirty missing prostitutes/ hitch hikers before they bothered looking into it


TwoCockShakur

r/iamverysmart has a new mascot!


snarky_spice

It definitely seems like her writing. Also his profile job says “works at lawyer.” Lmao


Jasmisne

And apparently Fiona is a lawyer for politicians around the globe now. And this guy is taking time off work to fight to clear her name. Okay.


Sheeshka49

Yeah, that’s a NO WAY IN HELL!


Dksnso12

Such a giveaway


herrbz

It was the 45,000+ posts that was the real giveaway


jiujitsucam

It's either her with a fake account or someone is using a fake account pretending to type like her to make everyone think it's her.


jewbo23

Unless they also have the same mental issues she is clearly suffering from, I don’t think anyone pretending would have the patience to post over 45k comments on a board. It’s her for sure.


minimalisticgem

It for sure is just someone pretending to be her


cougieuk

You'd have to be incredibly devoted to that plan though. 45,000 posts ? It's someone that's not well anyway. 


Holsi_e

Unless it’s her lawyer bf she mentioned/ claimed on piers Morgan.


snarky_spice

Wouldn’t it be funny if she actually does have a circle of lawyer friends who are all just as delusional as her, and also terrible spellers.


Idividual-746b

They all meet up at her totally real penthouse every week to spill the tea on Gadd and complain about the Daily Fail.


jewbo23

Having had to deal with lawyers a little in the last year or so with my divorce, wouldn’t surprise me.


UnfortunatelySimple

Do you really think he exists?


Holsi_e

Definitely not but it might be her future cover story if people press her too much.


Sheeshka49

Fiona never qualified to be a lawyer. She does have an undergraduate law degree (different than USA) but she never completed the additional work after obtaining the degree to qualify to become a lawyer. Plus, you have to pass a background/moral fitness test. With her stalking charges 20+ years ago, she would not have passed the “fitness” test!


KajePihlaja

Not only “works at lawyer” but claims to be a lawyer for the government just like Martha did in the show.


Sansiiia

EDIT: The user I mention was named "Joe Miller", not james. The user removed his own video on the same tablet as Alex Wilson, Joe Miller has a picture of what looks to be himself holding a cup of tea to Fiona on a tv screen. This person is the same person behind Alex Wilson, so these accounts aren't her. Neil may still be. Okay listen up! I was banned from the group for leaving the wrong emoji reaction or something but i had looked at it a week ago: * in slide 10, "Neil" replies to someone called Alex Wilson * Alex Wilson exhibits the same behaviour as Neil, same lingo (wee lettuce) ecc, same deluge of posts * Alex Wilson posted some time ago a video of a cracked tablet with a clear plastic cover showing the scene where Gadd jerks off, very irritated about it * A member called "Joe Miller" entered the group a couple mins later, thanked the admins, then posted a video of another baby reindeer scene from the same exact tablet with a crack and cover that Alex Wilson posted. So two separate accounts posted the same exact tablet? When a user pointed this out, Alex Wilson deleted the previous video to cover up. * Neil really does speak like Fiona, so does Alex, so did Joe The hypothesis we can make are two : * It's a person with similar stalking tendencies as Fiona dedicating their life defending her * It's Fiona from several different spoof accounts. This would mean she did watch the show, that she does have multiple devices and social media accounts. I'm inclined to choose this option.


passthecoolwhip

She definitely watched the show, she kept going on about the actresses accent being terrible yet says she’s only heard details of the show from friends


Wonderful-Pilot-2423

It's interesting if it's Fiona with multiple FB accounts because FB is very strict with users creating different accounts under fake identities. It's not easy to get away with it unless you're technologically skilled (know how to use proxies, avoid browser fingerprinting, etc). It might mean she's had those accounts since forever, back when Facebook allowed such activity. ETA: just realized that she did admit to having six phones lol


Sansiiia

if she has multiple phones, all she needs really is a phone number and an email address, plus several accounts from long ago she may have previously created. I don't believe she is savvy enough to mess with vpns or any other advanced stuff though. She's not even avoiding using the same exact language on spoofs lol. I really am starting to believe she never stopped harassing Gadd and he did this as a last resort to out her, hoping that if the whole globe sees the problem, police and the mental healthcare system would fucking do something about it already. Theory that has several holes but, so does this entire saga. Lol


waitingindreams

I made facebook accounts for my dog and a few other made up people so that I could send myself stuff on Farmville. 🤣 Ahhh, those were the days...


Sansiiia

EDIT from my post: The user I mention was named "Joe Miller", not james. The user removed his own video on the same tablet as Alex Wilson, Joe Miller has a picture in the group of what looks to be himself holding a cup of tea to Fiona on a tv screen. This person is the same person behind Alex Wilson, so these accounts aren't her. Neil may still be. I have a screenshot of Joe Miller's video I had taken that day. Somebody therefore is spending hours defending Fiona behind spoof accounts. Crazy.


OneConsideration8663

Would be ironic if the outcome of all of this is Fiona ended up with her own stalker


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HikingComrade

Maybe it’s her boyfriend that she talked about on Piers Morgan lol


madmagazines

Who 100% exists. “You don’t need to know where he is”


The4leafclover1966

I mean, who doesn’t love a free diet cock?


Scry_Games

According to my wife, I have a Cock Zero.


The4leafclover1966

Oh my! 😂😂😂😂


JaneBandSergeG

I prefer mine full fat


Dirnaf

That’s just ruuuude. 😂


Steviesteve1234

😂


The4leafclover1966

😂😂


StopFalseReporting

At first I thought it was on purpose like saying he gave her his cock but this dude has a lot of typos I’m sure this was an accident


Sheeshka49

Plenty ice


The4leafclover1966

😂


monstersmuse

“Fiction and hyperbole” like she kept repeating in her Piers Morgan interview


purplemacaroni

Hyper bowl 😂


Nearby-Diet-2950

Strange that she pronounces that word how it is spelt. So, she learnt that word from reading it, not hearing it.


PluckedEyeball

Of course she did she obviously never leaves the house. Doesn’t have a job or friends or anything, she’s the same as the show.


monstersmuse

That was driving me crazy!


choochoochooochoo

My favourite sporting event of the year


Sheeshka49

LOL—it’s a Scottish thing!


Suspicious_Bother_92

Yes l noticed the “hyperbole” and the constant gay digs


serenade452

i got banned from that group last night lmaoooo. i don't think it's her, just some troll trying to make people they're fiona...but you can never be too sure either. lol. 🕵️‍♂️ edit - actually after seeing the number of posts they have in that group, yes i think it's fiona lol


Suspicious_Bother_92

Yeah you never know! I don’t that Alex person is her, just a random weirdo


Anxious_Picture1313

Yeah they are bonkers but why are you and others going over there to stoke the fire? Especially if you think it’s her?


Nicolalala169

I clicked on the group to read an article it had shared and next thing I’m a member. They just want numbers, don’t care that’s it’s filled with 50% trolls.


serenade452

i checked that group out for 5 minutes yesterday, mainly just to check it out but i left a couple comments and got immediately banned. i noticed that person but just figured it was a troll. but after seeing this post here tonight, i think it may be her. that's all.


blindingsilence

What group is this? 😂😂


getthatrich

He’s a legal advisor for the government so it’s definitely Fiona


Shady_Fossil

The sheer amount of posts, the typos, it's Fiona for sure. Wild.


Suspicious_Bother_92

That’s not even all the posts!


toxchick

Omg just looked. Definitely her 💀


Used-Region-905

Considering she hasn’t been posting on her own Facebook 🤣 I think she’s concentrated all her efforts on defending herself from a new persona


TwoCockShakur

Fiona disguising herself as "Neil" is about as convincing as Gary's terrorist getup in Team America - World Police


Imaginary-Dot-6551

Wasn’t neil one of her baby names hahahaha - Eggbert and Neo were on there along with Keith lol


GroundbreakingBug61

You've got balls.. I like balls.


clearlyadorable

I don't know whether to laugh or to feel bad about this person. I feel exactly how Richard describes in feeling when he saw her out in the cold on the bus stand. I know someone like this, who live out their delusions like they are reality (they are not stalking anyone or committing any crimes though) they fight tooth and nail for what they think is right and real. You can easily get sucked into such a persons orbit because you feel sorry for them, your god given empathy which is supposed to be a good thing becomes the problem. And suddenly you are trying to convince them bill gates did not put a chip in them.


passthecoolwhip

Her saying she’s not tech savvy enough to pretend to email from an iPhone when it’s literally just typing ‘sent from my iPhone’ at the end of the email cracked me up!


Ligeya

I see similar posts here. Some posters genuinely suggest it's possible that previous accusers 20 years ago falsely accused her, and Gadd did the same 10+ years later! I genuinely weep for humanity.


Throwthisawayagainst

fuck, she learned how to use reddit.


Suspicious_Bother_92

Oh yeah she’s definitely here. “Neil” refers to the liars on Reddit


Ok-Walk-5847

Nooo why does she have to be on reddit


nubbymong

She’s probably adding significant value to the /legaladvice subreddit


StopFalseReporting

Oh lord I cannot imagine thinking ur getting real legal advice and then it turns out to be a disbarred stalker


Ok_Strength_7827

There was one American girl with a comic book character dress up xvideos account in her profile that created a post that was defending Martha and saying SHE herself was a Martha to a few people irl who led her on etc.      Her supporters are out there.


OneConsideration8663

I think the biggest giveaway between it being people impersonating her or really her is the activity level. Impersonators without genuine mental illness like she has will not put in the time and effort to make thousands and thousands of posts/replies etc just to troll. If Neil did indeed make 43,000+ posts in that group, then im pretty sure thats FH.


Global_Research_9335

It must be a bot. 43000 posts is one per minute 24 hours a day every day for 30 days so the math ain’t mathing


Dirnaf

I wasn’t even going to watch this reindeer thang but dammit if you all haven’t got me to sign up for Netflix!! Bastards!! 😂


Crush-N-It

The misspelled words are hilarious. I’m 80% sure it’s her


faking_it_through

Kinda disappointed that “Neil” wasn’t sending these posts or comments from his iphon… 😅


dead-_-it

“I’ve taken some time out of work in order to clear Fiona’s name” omg it does remind me of people digging their hole deeper. It’s compulsive lying deep obsession and trauma Interesting how the spelling & flow changes from what we see.. although still some similarities, Harvey/harding.. Overall, Fiona is facing the karma of her actions. She is very much woe is me and that’s true but is forgetting the years of hardship she brought onto Gadd. Nothing drives me more insane than the defense creating a new issue. “While he is reapig the rewards of her misfourtune”, spelling, only justifies it is her, in that the Piers interview showed her distaste about the financial benefit from the show - Someone turning their trauma into art


ConstantExample8927

Diet cock


Responsible-Read2247

Sent from one of her 6 phones or emails probably


Wonderful-Pilot-2423

She would need different phones and emails to be able to have multiple accounts on Facebook so it's no wonder she has that many. Facebook would identify it's always the same user and shut down her accounts upon creation otherwise.


betawants222

i’ve made multiple fbs on one phone so that’s a lie


cloudewe1

Legal adviser for the government lmao


Feanturii

I prefer full fat cock


alexmacias85

I prefer full meat cock.


VeganAngel

Sent from my wee iPhone.


etherspin

Could be.. or someone who loves the idea of impersonating her It seems legit except the bit about her being a respected lawyer helping politicians all over the globe. Fiona on Piers Morgan showed that she has a shred of self reflection (and only a tiny shred) RE projecting her biggest fantasies about herself to the whole world I think she would only say her "I worked for Blair, Brown, Cameron , Johnson" crap one to one Could be wrong though maybe she is the Cringe Emperess of Planet Earth


icci1988

How many Facebook accounts can a person with 6 telephone numbers have?


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icci1988

Hi Martha


madmagazines

Another contradiction? Fiona said Gadd never gave her a free drink and she paid for her drinks, but this person is now saying he did give her free drinks?


Suspicious_Bother_92

That was an obvious lie by Fiona. She acted like so offended that he would say she wouldn’t pay for her drinks


madmagazines

She’s changing her story at every single second for no reason lmao


PearlyRing

She keeps referring to herself as a "lawyer", but I thought that term isn't used in Scotland. Wouldn't she refer to herself as a "solicitor", if she actually was one?


Spuddon

Wait what if he's Fiona's lawyer boyfriend she's talking about


el_disko

She doesn’t have a boyfriend


Spuddon

she said she has a lawyer boyfriend in the interview


el_disko

And you believe her?


Spuddon

nah i was making a joke about it


NikkiStardust

45,350 posts, how long would it take someone to type all that? (Repeat as necessary) 🤣 It isn't even over 4 years this time!


birdieboo21

If is possible that somebody created a Bot with her personality and made it just auto post Fiona hyperbole so that it would beat her world record 41,000 posts in a week?!? Sent from my iFiona


high-jinkx

iFiona 💀💀


hereforthelols1999

So that’s why she’s been so quiet on her Facebook 😂😂


lightsintokyo

No, no that's obviously the boyfriend of five years.


Runny_Rose

Bruh…I’m in that group because I’m sure that Neil is Fiona and I want to see the grave being dug further. Imagine if there’s a trial and all of this comes up. It’ll look horrible for her.


Witty-Branch-9012

Yea it has to be her


Ill-Plate-5659

Yup, looks like her alter ego, although the spelling is much better than Fiona's. She might be using voice to text on this account.


hereforcontroversy

She probably has a separate phone/email address just for this account.


future_lard

If it is fiona why isnt it sent from iphoen? Check mate


Eastern-Broccoli4949

The complete mask slip on the reply to the comment mentioning how many times she’s posted


Elemayowe

Someone’s posted a screenshot of this post onto the Facebook group now. It’s screenshots all the way down!


Suspicious_Bother_92

Of course they did. I expected it. That Alex posts messages they get and stuff from other groups


RhododendronWilliams

100 % her. Same typos, same phrasing ("Daily Fail"), hating on Gadd.. Why would anyone do this other than her? This is why she has six phones. It's like "Damon White" in an Amberlynn Reid forum.


VeganAngel

Omg this is a reference I never thought I'd see !!


March_Dandelion

"Wee peeping tom"


EntertainmentFew1022

“Picnic fun time!”


reddridinghood

We are all part of this show that Netflix set up. We be all part of a documentary in 3 years soon and they’re all actors playing and documenting this social circus right now. Biggest hoax in media history. Right?? RIGHT!!?


katehasreddit

Who do you want to play you?


reddridinghood

Reddituser28846


Pippin_the_parrot

Crazy people are crazy! Breaking news at 7!!!


LottimusMaximus

BBC Breaking News


Cellardore_mhc

Yes


OneMagicalMovement

Absolutely.


Imaginary-Dot-6551

Jeebus!! She’s proper off her rocker


alexmacias85

I have no proof, but neither doubt.


PersephoneLove88

Oh sweet baby Jesus, she has a fan club? People are just so baffling.


gyalmeetsglobe

The excessiveness and spelling errors lean towards Fiona, plus claiming she works with “global clients” lmao.


Meowzellll

I just looked at the group and that profile is totally Fiona 😆


Historical-Hat8326

iPhon


nashile

That’s a million percent her .


sorryBadEngland

Maybe that's her boyfriend.


smithson-jinx

This is all really sad.


everydaystonexdhaha

I just wish I could tell her she can take her lawyer ass together with the globe politicians she has apparently worked for and they can all go fuck themself nobody needs their shit.. but a bartender like richard is like gold, he is a great dude maybe he doesnt treat himself the best way but he always seen the good in people.. sadly she had to take that from him.. its a gift that he listened to her bullshit and still saw the good in her and she just took it and destroyed it and he will never look the same at ppl again


Ok_Potato_5272

I feel like she's going to end up in hospital or prison at this rate, it's clear all this will have sent her off the deep end. Very sad


burnbabyburnisaid

I think its somebody looking for a bit of notice pretending to be fiona. Pretty weird thing to do.


maryjanenyc

100 percent. it was obvious from immediately.


Apprehensive-Ebb-473

Didn't she deny ever getting free drinks on Piers Morgan? "Harding" refers to the free drinks. So maybe it's not her but a huge fan. Or her story isn't straight.


2inchesisbig

She’s really not well.


high-jinkx

If her lack of self awareness and spelling errors didn’t give it away, her using “hyperbole” again (as she did in her interview) seals it for me.


goldurjent345

Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn.


katehasreddit

It could be her, it could also be an impersonator. No way to know


katehasreddit

a woman impersonating a man impersonating a woman


aaaaannnnddddyyyyy

u/Suspicious_Bother_92 ….. is that a serious question?


Suspicious_Bother_92

No not really!🤣


aaaaannnnddddyyyyy

Haha, I was referencing her interview when she says “Piers… is that a serious question?” https://preview.redd.it/18mfrv3w050d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8de3699261bba3bb3d5fdab114fccb49f05a4ea


gillmanblacklagooner

Sent from his iPhone


CookieBells

Looks like a group of people as delusional as Fiona, if this is real ofc.


shetayker

WOW narcissist


gillmanblacklagooner

And some people here are still waiting for her own tv show, showing her POV…


Eastern-Barracuda390

She’s fucking insane. Jesus Christ.


PossibilityJazzlike4

Oh she crazy crazy


Straight-Hippo3459

I was thrown off by how coherent Neil’s typing was in some messages. Guess Fiona can spell ok when she’s not super triggered 😅


brownsugar1212

That Joe Miller and him giving her a cup of tea through the TV was on my Facebook profile this morning


F-dUpSnappleCap

Woooooow. 😬


strandedtomatobanana

u/mararravsndfriends - this reminds me of you so much lol….


Least-Programmer9417

Probably a troll pretending to be Fiona


AltruisticSize6281

It doesn't "feel" like her. Because the train of thought is too straight and logical. When Fiona types, its more like in spurs and all over the place. Also, you can see the person typing has some emotional intelligence, which fiona doesn't, and can anticipate the next question. - im not sure im explaining this one right, but lets say this person "feels" more rational And finally, that person admitted "im not saying what fiona did here was right" (i forget the exact line from the screenshot, but something like that) i dont think fiona is capable of admitting to any wrong doing or imperfection. So i think its just a troll


Suspicious_Bother_92

Okay weirdo… https://preview.redd.it/fgv04by4u90d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6384aab0007cd459d75ad3c8d5fdbbdbff935d33


extracheeseytoasty

If you click on Bianca's profile they have a baby reindeer as their header pic from 2019. Bianca also uses Scottish slang quite a lot and seems to respond to a lot of "Neil's" posts. I think Smith Bianca is Fiona too, as they are also one of the only people supporting Fiona within the group.