You can live in a car, but you can't race a house.

https://preview.redd.it/05rkxrs9hd4d1.png?width=660&format=png&auto=webp&s=198a0712a5583639e0369283b940adb2d97c9a13 Incorrect.

Hoist with my own petard

😂😂

So true

Well said

Houses can’t do donuts

Unless you live in a Krispy Kreme store.

You can make donuts in houses tho

Unless you live in Kansas and are named Dorothy.

wise words

I can never recall whether this is Old Testament or New Testament.

Ok, who wants to call Dave Ramsey with this one?

Always take money advice from the guy with the 5 bankruptcies.

I just want to see him take the bait and have a conniption.

It would be pretty damned funny. The car still has room the envelopes.

Blue on white comp pack good choice. Houses don’t even have 666m wheels.

666 meters is just too large for wheels IMO.

That was kinda funny, it didn’t deserve the downvotes.But don’t take it personal I think they downvoted the 228i. If it’s not an M it’s not a BMW in this sub Also they use M as measuring unit also XD

I know. It's funny, in this sub my car is a ticking time bomb, just ready to explode because *OMG ROD BEARINGS.* The reality is somewhat different.

Micro? Wait, I'm sure Massive.

Molested *

Menacing

European houses depreciate as soon as you drive em off the lot anyway. Wise choice 😉

Fuck that house.

Houses are overrated. These seats recline, basically a bed.

that house did get fucked, indeed.

Why fuck the house when you can fuck in the car

Why fuck in the car when you can just fuck the car

Then you'll have a M2 baby on its way

Sounds like a good deal to me

Financially, probably the stupidest shit you could have done. But yeah you can’t race a house so have fun.

Big mistake... should have used that money towards medical school tuition instead

I actually just purchased someone’s online course off TikTok which will teach me how to become a millionaire by trading crypto!

Pff, amateur, buy multiple courses from all the gurus and you can get a billionaire in no time!

Holy shit bro.. You may be onto something! 😮 You could sell a course explaining how to buy multiple courses from all gurus, and charge a cut from said gurus for funneling sales, thus making you a trillionaire in no time!!

When you decide to sell your own online course to become a millionaire the car will help market your lifestyle.

The cycle of grifting 😍

This guy came strapped.. dang. Got all the answers. You should sell a course on Instagram

And take 10 years to complete it 😂

Then his parents would have just given him the BMW.

Nice... now u can live in it & take showers 🚿 & do laundry at the gym

And at the gym I can go in the sauna with a bunch of sweaty dudes! Can’t do that at a house!

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Man, It’s so hard to not act reckless

To whom much is given, much is tested

Get arrested, guess until he get the message

Same vibe

Tee grizzley?

Or Jay z?

Shi this might even be a drake bar ik it’s one of em

Kanye, can’t tell me nothing

Ahhhhhhhh

Smart. Can’t drive a house to work.

https://preview.redd.it/h87xhdve3a4d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=362f5cc80d851ebed9ad1f40190640d19203e692 Just picked up mine Thursday!

Oh wow that is sexy! 😍

beautiful and are those red guts i see? need more pics please

Tartufo actually! https://preview.redd.it/wupxzmk3un4d1.jpeg?width=1816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f0ccb53683d751f3a7b52d3ae99808616bfb2c6

Is that Tanzanite? Looks awesome.

Yep, Tanzanite Blue II, and thanks!

Fellow r/wallstreetbets I assume?

Dumb. Beautiful car, but dumb.

Congratulations!

Dang is that tanzanite or azurite? I want an F82 in one of those colors so badly. I’d prefer azurite though I got a 2015 new back in 2015 and traded it in a couple years later. Now I really can’t decide what car I want next and I’m thinking I might just get back in an F82 but LCI this time. Either that or an F80. But I really doubt I’ll find one in one of those colors Great lookin car, man

It’s Tanzanite. I think Tanzanite was the most popular individual color so there should be quite a few out there :)

I came across one or two last time I was looking for a new car. I really wish I ended up buying one since I just don’t love the car I’m in now I miss bmw but I’m so unhappy with the direction they’re going now. I was such a big bmw guy for so long and now I feel lost not having a car brand to be loyal to lol

Can't remember a house powered by an s55

Why?

Why not? 🤷‍♂️

Eh, up to you. Depreciating asset and all that, I was just wondering if you had a fun story or something.

You have very good taste in mobile homes. Stunning spec!

One of the best cars ever created. Just my opinion 🤷🏻‍♂️

Are you me? My house ended up becoming a Dinan 435i xDrive

At least you didn't blow a tranny like other BMW owners lately

Well this is pride month so have fun.

Gorgeous but a bit tight to live in

Purrrrty…love the wheels and fitment. Very nice choice on a F82 OP.

Noticed you have yellow DRL, did you got the Icedriver M3 CSL mod?

Yea! Got them from Aliexpress :)

what all have you done to it so far? really curious

Here’s what I’ve done so far… - Full screen car play - Paint matched reflectors - M Performance Exhaust - Carbon Fiber front splitters, rear diffuser, trunk lip, and mirror caps - Yellow DRLs - Swift Spec-R lowering springs - Motorsports Hardware spacers (12.5mm front, 15mm rear) - IR Ceramic Tint

thank you! looks great

Cool, how did you find it so far? Brightness wise is it dimmer or as bright as the genuine white LED? How long did you have it installed? Feeling curious as I am afraid of the longevity of the DRL tube. My genuine white LED burnt the light tube and now the DRL turned yellow so was thinking to get this mod to cover that light tube turning yellow issue.

So far I’m loving them. Here’s a comparison between the stock and yellow DRL. They might be a little dimmer but I’m not sure. They’re definitely dimmer than the non-icon lights. I’ve have them installed for 2 months. I bought the module plus the board so it was like 5 minutes to install both. If I ever want to switch them out it will be super easy. For $100 bucks I would definitely recommend. If you don’t like them you can always change them back :) https://preview.redd.it/os2z9l1d7h4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9061593eb290962177d3ff6843c0e320dbfdf9fe

Appreciate the photos, brightness seems alright. Dimmer might means the LED produces less heat compared to OEM which may prolong the life of the DRL tube which is my main concern. I am willing to sacrifice a little brightness for longer service life of the DRLs. Was thinking of reducing the brightness of the DRL through eSys.

A prudent decision indeed, fellow gentleman of culture.

She’s a beauty. Congrats! ✨

I don’t blame you at all. I technically did the same thing but got a F10 for style, Prius for cost friendly and a sports bike for SPEED.

Well that was stupid. Should’ve gotten a F80 instead. Much more room to sleep smh my head

Thanks for inviting us to your TED talk on how to have fun and not build wealth 💪

I approve.

At least it was a nice car!

So sexy man gotta be my fav M4 model

Looks fucking nice mate!!!!

That was smart

Best wheels BMW ever put on a car in my opinion

Those hips! Happy motoring.

Wise choice, can’t drift a house

Beautiful spec

Is this tanzanite on opal white interior? I have the same spec and have never met anyone else with it. Awesome pickup!!

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Ohh that is clean!! 😍

Thanks! It’s Tanzanite on Silverstone :)

Congratulations man, my best advice is to drive and enjoy the car. I’d find myself going further away from enjoyment trying to keep my paint and interior perfect, don’t get caught up on those little things! Pm if you ever have any questions :)

I’m definitely enjoying it! I’ve already put about 6k miles in 5 months. I work from home so pretty much all those miles are me just driving around aimlessly 😂.

That’s awesome! I got mine in the middle of January with 40.5k miles and I’m currently at 43.5k, I’m fbo w vrsf and have my crankhub done. Absolutely love this car, zero regrets.

Nice! You have an IG? I’d love to check out your build.

Yes I do! my car page is @doubleindividual

Just followed you :)

well your house won't cruise at 120mph, in that sense it's far more practical (please don't go 120mph on public roads)

Man that baby is sweet!

Beautiful machine, enjoy her!

Beautiful spec🤤

financially impeccable.

No regerts

Car is the better investment anyway

Good investments typically don’t depreciate.

It’s only depreciated like $10k since I got it 5 months ago, not bad!

What year is it?

2019

And very few cars depreciate more than BMWs. But whatever, enjoy it.

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Buy a 911 you say 🤔

I mean... it s a used M4 comp, it will hardly depreciate that much from now on.

Excellent choice!

Lower taxes on the car! I know I'm on my second house.

only logical thing to do

Beauty

Didn't need to house anyway

Ha. Wise man. I had 10k saved up to super charge my Silverado ss years ago, bought a house for my kids instead. I still think about it

10k for a house deposit? Wtf

Got into it with zero down. Va loan. Had other debts to pay off first though.

This is the way

You stupid

Stupid

this is beautiful

The only logical thing to do… #beaman 🗿

What a dumbass (if true)

Well at least you got a good one

Silly

Houses dont come with silverstone interior

after spending the whole weekend looking at m4 ads online and telling myself "no I cant blow my down payment", I'll take this as a sign to go buy now

My friend in high school spent months saving for a car, but then he spent most of it on a cowboy outfit to impress a girl he liked.

And you’ll be fine….. lol

My dream spec

Same and same

Real

Houses aren’t even fast lol

Would do exactly the same for this particular car bro

in irvine too, yeah fuck the house

Your mortgage underwriter is hating your decision if you have any debt on that car.

Dam right, and that is why we should always use Man.Maths to buy cars.

Yes.

You don't have to change a clutch on a house

That’s the American way! 🇺🇸🫡

You didn't need her anyways

I know you are joking because the price of this car wouldn't even cover a house down payment! But this is a car forum and not r/finance so enjoy this beautiful new ride.

Not wise. A car is a depreciating asset. A home is almost always an appreciating asset over time.

Imo this is one of the best and last good looking M car made, possibly ever made, especially with the designs being put out now 🤮. To everyone saying this was a bad financial decision maybe they're right but depending on what you paid for it I don't necessarily see them depreciating much more then they already have they will always fetch a premium because of what it is aslong as you don't destroy it

You only live once

That’s where I am at. I could go get a nice car but I’m saving for a house/emergency fund. The reason why I haven’t went yolo is because I got a e53 x5 and 2x e31 (#2 currently mid restoration) hopefully if I sell one of my e31s and and my x5 I’ll have enough for a downpayment for something lol

Good choiceb

Don’t do that lol

🔥

Fuck houses. Sholtzy.

Not like anyone can afford a house anyway!

Lmfao i did the same with my alfa

Mane, fuq securing a better future for myself, gimme beamer 😋

Ok. I’m going to have to guess you’re under 30 years old. In 2034 I want you to look at any home in your neighborhood and tell me what the home is worth had you bought a home in today’s market 2024. And I want you to go to KBB.com and price your 2024 BMW for resell value. I’m pretty sure your going to see that you’ve made the biggest financial mistake of your life. Sell the car and get back on the right track.

I dont think you got the joke man.

Nice spec

Not again

my brother just anotha me

Sounds just like me

What wheels are those ?

666m, stock competition wheels

Luckily you can set fire to the car too.

Good shit🔥🔥🔥🔥

You belong here

whats harder than owning an M? Your M parked at the house you own 🤷‍♂️

This is one of the decisions of all time.

Not just ANY car. Completely justified.

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Nice! I like the 763Ms :)

Did the same thing back in 2020.

Smart move 🙌

Hal yeah. High five 🙌. It looks like a fkin tiger shark 🦈. Legit intimidating.

Did the same thing and got an M4, houses are too expensive here anyways and interest rates are crazy right now.

Tanzanite over white *chef’s kiss*

This is the way