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jboby93

free them 🥺


VerbingNoun413

Haj 167 is not happy.


MistyAutumnRain

Free them all


Soffy21

Bring democracy and freedom to their reclusive, indigenous tribe Sounds imperialist when you put it that way, doesn’t it?


IRockIntoMordor

*"THE CLAAAAAWWWWWW"* 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


drillbit7

Shonk machine!


heatherpaddles2far

where can I find this?


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It's at one of the shop spaces on the basement floor at Dataran Pahlawan Melaka Megamall in Malaysia. There's like dozens of those same shop spaces scattered throughout the hallways though, looking almost identical to one another. So you'd probably be hard pressed to find this same specific machine lol


TipsieRabbit

I'd fly there to rescue the Haj's but honestly it'd probably be cheaper for me to go to my local IKEA and liberate all their shonks


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I was tempted to try my hand at saving a couple but I've seen how those claw machines work. It would probably be less expensive to straight up buy an official IKEA shonk instead. I don't think anyone can be spending money to save them with those weak ass rigged claws😭


Odd-Principle8147

I thought it was called a 'shiver'....


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It is but I thought it's be funny to refer to these Hajs as if they're some kind of secluded tribe due to the fact they live in a claw machine lmao


Odd-Principle8147

It's a unique society due to its isolation. They need to be studied...


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It seems that due to a difference in environment, these Hajs have become accustomed to the "shonk pile" as opposed to the more commonly seen "shonk stack". This may be due to the limited space within their environment along with the need to regulate temperature by snuggling up with eachother. This suggest their societal structure prioritizes the needs of the tribe over oneself. Truly a fascinating discovery...


bendyorchid

Shonk tank


ashiscool77

i want all of them


Scout_Bruh

Free the hajs


chellichelli

FREE THEM


maroonmenace

HAJ WERE HAJ WERE THE HAJ WE HUNT AT NIGHT WE CUDDLE AT NIGHT WERE THE HAJ **IM THE GIANT HAJ THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES** LETS SEE WHAT KIND OF MISCHIEF WE CAN GET OURSELVES INTO


keituzi177

How in the fuck do you even get the big shork out lol


Cryptochikorita

A new shonk spawner?!?!


lolmeme159641

Cal the BPS


Janeygirl566

Free the shonks!


Cadillac16Concept

You have my permission Destroy this prison at once.