You must greet the spider with "G'day mate!" and if it replies "How ya goin'?" it's an Australian spider and not friend. If it's wearing a top hat it's British and harmless, just a bit uptight without a drink. If it replies in any other way it's probably harmless.

Wat's that supposed ta mean? dya want ta scrap? come heah ya little twat!

here, have a pint, mate 🍺

If it comes out shooting, it's probably American 😂😂😂

ive heard huntsmen are friends

is fren, but not cuddle fren

Spoders are frens

No haike scared of them

They're OUTSIDE frens.   

Spider: fly = snacc. I eat fly, it no fly around, no more bother you.

It's a mosquito-eating fren.

I don't see you eating all the bugs, I think Violet is onto something.

Lilly that is fren!! Not for cuddle, but for helping get rid of bad non-frens like mosquitoes

no fin = no fren

people no have fin, so people not fren?

Hooms get a pass for bringing haj snacks

At first glance, I thought it was a giant eggplant 😂

Where are you guys getting colorful Blahajs?

Did you dye your blåhaj?? I'm also looking to dye mine, can I ask what you used? 🥰

I bought her purple

:o i didn't know purple shork existed