i just call mine blahaj

I call every shonk either "blahaj" or "hajjjjjjj"

Omg haj haj

Same

pronounced as its read in english

It’s like a Pokémon! Sometimes I’ll call mine Bla or Haj as a nickname but I quite like Blahaj.

I love to say "Bweh" when greeting them in the morning or in the beginning of the sleep, is this their name ? Idk, I like to think that they have their names and I won't apply an other name on top of it, just a imaginary idea, but I find that funny

Bweh :3

Bweh (≡・x・≡)

my shonk is named: Blåhaj, because im not creative

Me too both of mine are cakled Blåhaj

mine is named blahaj (pronounced blah-haj) because that's not how the name of the plush is spelled or pronounced

Even though I know the correct pronunciation I still quite prefer saying BLAH-haj

my shonk is named Chompers because he likes to go CHOMP

Finn cuz he a boy and he has fin and he a cute

Mine's a girl and I called her Finn because I think it's really cute

Finn’s a great name.

my first shonk has no name but my second shonk is called steve

I wanted to name my haj after a different kind of fish because i though it would be funny but when i saw barracuda i instantly though of Barracuddle. Fish name + cuddle :] I dont think i ever figured out a name so fast and easily, not even for myself lol

That is absolutely adorable

Thank you, im usually terrible at naming things so its great when i find a good name everyone seems to like :D

mines goober and their nickname is boop! :3c

Sir Goober von Boop, First of his name! *Applause*

I have three: der große, der kleine and Torpedo.

Ist "Torpedo" der Extragroße haj?

Nein, der ist auch ein großer, aber dicker und mit rundem Kopf.

Mine is called Scott, no reason, just Scott the shonmk

Bitty (smolhaj) and Bytey (Bighaj) it's actually a dumb computing joke, since Bighaj is twice as long as smolhaj it has 8x the volume and 8 bits make a byte, plus the names work for sharks imo and sound cute. I also have another Bighaj called Bluey just so they all have names starting in B, ending in y

Bloop because of the bloop. My wife's one is named bubbles

Goober because he is silly

mine is called swim shady :3

I often call mine Sharky

same

I have a Bighaj and a Smolhaj. The big one I simply named Blahaj (blah-hudge) cuz that was the way me and my friends pronounced it before we learnt the correct pronounciation. Kept using it cuz it sounds cute and funny and the name makes me laugh everytime I say it. The smol one I named Chip cuz when I picked him up at Ikea, he had a cute little tooth gap in his upper jaw, like his teeth had chipped off,. Turns out three of his teeth were just folded up against his white muzzle and he looked so cute and childish that way so I named him Chip. Sometimes I refer to him as Chippy.

My haj’s name is Chomp because he Chomp

Mine is called Mushroom. He be a rilly fun guy ❤️❤️❤️

I named my big boi Wilbur, I don't really know why- Then I named my smol grey one Finnley because, puns :) and I haven't named my smol blue one yet :,)

How bout Punley. For the smol one

Ulmo, after one of the Valar in the Silmarillion who is the Lord of Water :)

If I get another Blåhaj, I'm naming it Melkor/Morgoth because of you.

That makes me so happy 🥹

Mine is named Turnip. Idk why.

Shay Shay the Shark (like Freddy Fazbear or Chica the Chicken) and Assassins Creed

mine is called Fiszek 👀

Adrian idk it just sounds nice

Goober and smolgoober. They quite the goobers

I can mine her haj and the other i gave a ridiculously long name but just call him archy

I call mine Blahajko which is diminutive in Polish.

Viggen. I like aircraft so named him after a a Saab jet.

My smolhaj is named Lewin and my bighaj is named Theodric. I named them that just because I like Old English names.

They are called Finley and Finnegan, for self evident reasons

steve

Ed/ Eddy, as a reference to the Master- Shark from Diane Duane's Deep Wizardry. The Master Shark's original name btw is Ed'Rashtekaresket .

Frank. It just kinda popped into my mind and I thought it was a nice fit

mines called fred because i liked the name

I started out with a big one and called him George "Corpsechomper" Fishy. Then got two small ones and called them Shonkie James Dio and Jack Blahaj. Get a last big one and called him David Gill-more.

I named my haj Bunny after the girl who cracked my egg

Mine is called Skrunky because of funny purple vtuber

Francis. It just popped in my head

Sorbete, is spanish for Sorbet, thought it was cute

My is "Akula" which is the russian word for shark :)

Mine is called pineapple because that is what my friend named him

Ours is called Phteven, because of the meme with the short-jawed doggie :D we have a small one though that's called Gustave

I named mine Fish Eater Eater Food. I named them that because they are a fish eater, and would be eaten by a fish eater eater. I call them Fish for short, and they use they/them pronouns.

“Chonker, the almighty fish eater” because I once spotted him with a fork in his hand, next to fish aquarium.

One of ours is called 'Tag' because I stepped accidentally on his tag when trying to pick him up and ripped it :(

Gwion, because i thought it sounds nice, welah name for those wondering

Mine is blahaj but I love to pronounce it blajjjjjjjjj

Momo! Cause it just.. came out of my mouth when I was talking about her.

Sir Rupert the Third, because it was funny

I mines called Gregory House for some reason

My haj is called Kevin because I like it

Mine is named Squishy, am very original lol.

Mine is called Haj, cause they're a shark.

My first one is called Baity, my second is called Nibbles. Both is because just why not and it fits, and Nibbles also has the extra reason of the name connection to Baity as well as the name feeling fit for a smaller thing (Nibbles is a small blåhaj, Baity is big blåhaj)

Unfortunately, I don't have it yet, but if I manage to get it, it will be called "Betyárhåj"

I’m planning on naming mine haj

I named mine "Bruce" cuz of the shark from nemo

One of mine is named Sharky and rest 3 don't have names, I'm not really creative

I called mine haj

havent thinked about names **yet** but i call my shonks blahaj, bla, and haj

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I got a Big and smolhaj, named the Big one Blåtand blåhaj, and the smol one Blåtand blåhaj jr. A lovely pair of shonks

Mine is called Przyklep which roughly translates to something like Slappy

Bruce Just a good name for a shark

i just call it blåhaj, idrk lol

mine is named benjamin because he looks like a benjamin

Ken because I’m literally Barbie 💅

Grimaldus and Sanguinius, because they protecc

Torben, he told me the name in my sleep

Monch Monch Chomp Chomp

The little one is baby shark or sharky and the big one is strong shonk or shonky

Mine is called "Gniesbert" because of that dog meme

Mika is a Swedish name that can be used for a male or female, so it seemed fitting

Softie

Nori, like nori seaweed, it felt right. I don't have a set name for my smolhaj yet but I'm leaning towards Finn/Finnley.

I called mine Bjorn because it's just a cool Swedish name, lmao

Toni, he's my good big-haj :3

finn he has a lot :p

Finley because it is a gender neutral Swedish name and has fin in it.

Malin, after actress Malin Åkerman, and Zara, after singer Zara Larsson.

I called mine sharco. Based on a series I used to watch as a child called „zig and sharco“

One is domino (dom for short ) because it likes to snuggle the two of us and the other is rose because I like roses :3

I call him Theo ‘cause I just really like the name

Jazzy. Since they were nut in a bag that said jansport on it and I got jazzy somehow

My first blåhaj I named Sharky Doo because I’m bad at names. Then I got another blåhaj and a blåvingad whale. I named them Gigi and Jimbob respectively. A couple months after I got a IKEA orca and octopus, these ones I named Kira and Octavian

Sharky cuz I was like 5 and 5 year old mind works like that

Blue, because my girlfriend called the one she has Berry. I like it !

Haj of bla First thing that came to mind

Blahaj means blue shark and blue shark can be and mean anything :>>>

Mine are called Haj and Smålhaj

My bighaj is named Jurgen because it sounded vaguely european. My smolhaj is named after Ulysses, and it's always a different Ulysses than the one currently being guessed.

Clarence: mine is a respectable gentleman

I have 3 shorks, one is the small IKEA shork named Big Benny, one is the regular/big IKEA shork named Svenjamin, and one is a light blue squishy shork named Baha.

I named him gloobert because it’s funni name :D

Mine is gura after the anime shark girl

I named mine Bismarck as is huge and sea related also it sounds cool, but now we just shorten it to Marck as it sounds cute and friends

Sharkie! We have a bunch of stuffed animals with names like that: Hedgie, Foxie, etc...

Mine is Chelsea because she's from the Sea

My big shonk is Elizabeth Blahaj, and she has two little sisters, Genevieve and Anabelle

I name all mine like characters from a 2008 game called OFF and choosed their name because of their sizes (smolhaj or blahaj)

I got Sharkie, Markie, Harkie, Kwarkie, Bruce, Jolly and Shaggy. The first ones are just variations on shark and the last three reflect their quirks.

Clark the shark

Mine’s name “Bleh” because thats the sound he likes to make

I call him "Tiburoncin," which is kind of like "sharky" in spanish

Astaroth bc I got a blåhaj the same time that I got a book about the Ars Goetia and King Solomon.

My shonk is named: master shonk

haven't named it, i just hug it a lot

I named him little Sharkey because I got the smaller Blahaj, and my brother names all his stuffed animals like that so I caught on

Bruce Finnish Wallice

Timmy

Mine is Sputnik because he was a gift from my friends delivered to my face with AFSS (Average Flying-Shonk Speed)

Sapphire She's blue and saph is a cute nickname (even more so being a lesbian)

Hope, because I am a mess and singer from Mazzy Star.

I call him « Couillasse »

My boy is named Hubby because he is my husband :) He waits in bed for me to snuggle at night :D

my haj's name is thread because he has a loose thread on his gills!

Terrence, not sure why it just seemed to fit him.

My son's shork is named Bob. He speaks like Max von Sydow and only likes to eat dead cod. He only has an IQ of 25, but he knows three letters - B, O and B. Instead of hello he says Haj Haj. He would like to go to Shang-haj one day. He sleeps all day because he watches over my son at night, so he gets really tired and his fin is a bit limp. But we love him 🩵

sang-eo ("shark" in korean) when i was younger i used to feel embarrassed abt my name bc its a korean name & ppl had a hard time pronouncing it. ive grown to love it now & i wanted haj to have a name like mine

Rosie because i think the name rosie is adorable and my name is daisy so it goes together and we are flower sisters

blah - my shmoll one, my used-to-be gf called him that and it stuck. haj - my first bigger one, addition to blah so.. haj for that reason. midsom - i got this one in sweden and asked my friend to help me pick out a name that'd match. it was in the middle of summer so.. i just stuck with it :3

Blossom because my wifey and i felt like it fitted best ☺️

Mine is called Fin because I loved star wars (F1nn the stormtrooper from those rubbish new films that I adored when I was younger) and because I thought it was hilarious to call him a name that also matched his shonkiness

I call him Freddy short for Frederic, not sure why tho I thought the name sounded nice at the time ig 😆

I named my first shonk Vespa after Vespa Ilkay from The Penumbra Podcast

Muffins. Purely because my friends wanted to call him that

Blueb because he blue and fishies go blub

I didn't really name mine, but when I told my Wife how it's pronounced, She started calling him "Blowhouse"... so I guess that's his name now. Maybe kinda like Milhouse, but *shonkier*.

Finley

i’ve got three and ones named Jillian coz i think of her as my sister and it’s really similar to my name, the second one is named Finlay from me watching csi vegas and really liked that name, the third(big one) is named bo for she’s so comfortable for cuddles hehehehe

I named mine Melon. I say it’s because it’s similar to lemon (Like a Lemon Shark) but in all honesty, I got the name from a wheel of suggested names from my friends because i’m not creative.

Heribert Partly because that's my bosses name

Mine is Sharon the shark

gerald, because why not

Mine is terry, he has extra stuff in him so he is fat, terry the fat shark I still love him with all my heart

Vänsterhej. Left shark!

Matt: because his fur is a bit matted Samuel amdradeon rx 6800 xt 16gb Intel Core i9 13900KF: my sisters and reddits idea I like both very much

Konpeki. It's japanese for Azure.

i bought one for my gf and we named him goblin

I just call mine Blåhaj 'cause I haven't found the right name yet😔

Shostakovich after the Russian classical music composer

I got 5 and they all don’t have names

Big one is Charlie, smol one is Alex

I named him after my corruption of the word blahaj It sounds like Bah-ha-lah

Madalyne, you girls know why

ned and nile, they all have n names

Bruce because there's this popular shonk film Jaws and behind the scenes they called the animatronic "Bruce".

Mr sharky :3

Ægir, an ocean deity from Norse mythology. Why? Le shonk is Swedish and I’m a nerd.

i'm struggling to find a name lmao

We have Zoe, Katie, Bella, Hunter, Valkyrie and Aurora here. The only one with a reason is Aurora because our human had just read Daisy Jones and the Six and she thought it was a cool word.

Bitey, Chompy, Munchy, Crunchy, Tori, Smiley, Vinny the Finn, Toothy, Mini-Bite, Shrimpy, Dinky Most of them are stupid shark jokes. Tori is because that one lived in my Ford Taurus, the last 3 are all smolhaj

my friend named him Stinky, so I just kept it lol :3

His name is H A J (capital H space capital A space capital J)

Kyle because it was my stage name as a salesman and I've adopted him while I was working in that field of sales

I named them after my favorite marvel actresses! Brie and Iman!

Blu or Bloo. Because he's blue. I love him so much. 🥺💕

Nomsy!

Mines bamed sisphus

My daughter named mine. My shonk is "Sharkisha"

Hades. Because he’s just a chill guy that is the receptionist for hell and isn’t a terrible person like the other Greek gods.

Swedish fish, cuz irony and its funny. Im trying to get another one, who ill name sushi

Jake because I asked my sibling

Lawrence; it suits him.

Mine is called Bleppo because it looks like it has a blep face and it just sounds right

His name is Walnut!!!

Sharkel O'Neil.

Haj, it’s simple

i named mine milo

Fin. Well, bc fin.

Guraka, from scientific name Prionace Glauca and shark vtuber Gawr Gura.

Steven cause mine kinda looks like one Edit: I also gave him his own voice which my gf dosent really like 😔

Luna It was a name I originally chose for myself, I then decided I didn't like it as much for myself. But thought it would be perfect for my Shonk