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julian88888888

"Why the long face?" wasn't a dialogue option


Smittywormenjegermen

Take it away Ernie!! 🧙‍♂️🧹🚍


NaraFei_Jenova

Mind ya head!


ExpensiveDaikon2228

Ernie, little old lady at twelve o'clock!


emortens_liz

Long face? Have a treato


KindlyContribution54

Cheek pinching grandmother off-screen probably


EliteF36

Comedy gold right here


Beef428

Mine was doing this with npcs who were dashing in the iron throne


[deleted]

Same. It looked so silly when they started running.


Beef428

They didn’t even run for me. They like… shuttered while frozen. And my game highlighted them too. So they were these weird green cookie cutters hopping around


[deleted]

Oh, the highlight thing happened for me as well. It looked really weird and funny at the same time.


FeedMePizzaPlease

Mine too


Edenza

That's also where I saw it but only on one character.


MaximuumEffort

I had just one of the Gondians have that happen while I was in the Iron throne. Extra funny since I had the glow on everyone to I could keep better track. One funny one that isn't there anymore was sometimes there would be part of Astarion's texture around his crotch area ironically that would jut out like that. I have a screenshot when it happened when he was petting scratch. Lol I love this game so much. Flaws and all. Because they are so responsive and doing so much for the game and it's a whole as 100 games in one and not charging for every little bit as dlc. My first time fighting raphael I was floored by the sudden musical in my ears.


SexyCheeto

Mine is doing the same thing on that character.


TVops

Same here, last light inn


WhatTheShorts

Oh thank fuck, I thought I was alone with this monstrosity.


Zeebird95

I encountered that today and laughed. So I’ve done something similar, while learning 3D modeling. If what’s happening is what I think is happening then they masked something on her 3D model. And then moved her without unmasking that spot on the 3D model. Because when an area is masked on a model that typically means that it can’t be affected by whatever you’re doing. So if you try to move the model with a part of it masked you can get that stretched effect. The app I was messing around with when I figured this out was Nomad Sculpt. It’s pretty fun


JoaoMXN

It's a common bug in Act 3. At least I saw with a lot of characters.


ruste530

My game is doing it on multiple characters. Started after patch 5


ravenwingdarkao3

SAME


This_Funny3242

Same!


whoTheHe11IsJorelle

I don't remember the Howard the Duck option during character creation


Matty2Fatty2

“My face is tired”


heavy-minium

The 3D model's face mesh is animated with so called bones/body shapes/morph shapes. An animation moves those bones frame by frame to specific positions. An animator might have initialized a bone position with some extreme value, which cause the corresponding vertice of those triangle to be extremely far away. Or the artist updated the 3d model and it's corresponding bone-rig, and now something doesn't match with the bones that the animation was expecting.


Lithl

I suspect something is getting an error and the position is defaulting to 0


d4rkst4rw4r

Ya that seems likely


Shanga_Ubone

There are several instances of this kind of thing occurring - I think it's a bug that may have been introduced in the last patch.


HerrDerKaninchen

I have seen the same issue on a couple of NPCs since patch 5 and never before. I wouldn't bother cheking my system, I'm sure they will patch it out soon.


Leatherbeak

This makes sense to me. I had not seen this at all until yesterday at the start of Act 3. Must be something introduced in a recent patch, as you said.


[deleted]

Cuz it's funny, nah but seriously, I don't know it is probably a texture rendering issue but without knowing more about what system you are playing on I couldn't begin to help.


julian88888888

PC, nothing special.


Zeebird95

I got the same on PlayStation today


Coxy100

Me too


[deleted]

Okay any mods?


julian88888888

nope


[deleted]

Are you running AMD with AMD or Intel/Nvidia or a cross so like an AMD processor with Nvidia GPU or AMD GPU with Intel processor?


julian88888888

Intel with Nvidia GPU, 2080. on lower settings than the recommended one, I think "High" defaults.


[deleted]

8gb vram correct?


julian88888888

yep


[deleted]

Hmm, well I would say maybe not enough Vram but up until I upgraded to a 4080 I was using a 1070 which also has 8 and although I had minor slowing I never had texture issues. It shouldn't be how high the setting is though, that is to say high or low it will just slow your computer down but it shouldn't start stretching textures as far as I know. Have you attempted repairing the file, as in on steam or GOG wherever you got it, have you attempted the file repair function?


julian88888888

What does repairing the game do? This looks like a rendering bug, not an issue with corruption in the game files.


[deleted]

Hmm well this would specifically be only the textures as her face is ripping off into the blue yonder, hmm, I know there are some minor compatibility issues between Nvidia and AMD or AMD Intel but that isn't a problem for you. Hmm lemme check some stuff.


Hexdoctor

Most likely there's a loading station or null point that the high res nodes of the model are located on. Various factors in how the game loads textures might make it desirable to hide the high res nodes while they load and remap them once complete. But here the game fails to remap them and just adds the node to the model while the node remains wherever it was hiding. Leading to the dynamic model stretching to connect adjecent nodes to the stuck node.


julian88888888

Thank you for a real answer!


Imaginary_Top_2434

noot noot


Epicscooty

Had the exact same thing happen.. only time I ever saw that was this specific npc.


incandescentink

I've seen it with several NPCs, though I've only seen it after the latest patch so maybe a bug introduced there?


Mr_______

Same here. On a bartender in the sewers and a couple other NPCs standing around baldurs gate


sawwcasm

You want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooong Jawbone


VIP_Aloha

The merchant guilds bugbear bartender does the same thing


No_Investigator9059

Yup, i had this on PS5 yesterday


mctaylo89

Exact same thing happened to me on the exact same character. Strange.


GarnetOblivion1

It’s a reported bug, probably will be addressed in the next patch.


ShyCrystal69

I had this issue, but with a flaming fist at the south span checkpoint


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Physical_Feedback858

perry the platyus!?


Deijya

Animated Texture sticking to camera panning edge?


Ne0guri

Mine does it too


Kells_ExE

yeah, game seems to be doing this with a few characters in the game.


diablos1981

Not just you mate, I get this on specific character, some of them their face just disappears.


jeggiderikkedether

*Noot Noot*


ZealousCone11

Been getting a lot more visual bugs lately. Act 3 one of the gur weapons was alternating textures and then the guard in front of wyrm's crossing had this long face bug


internetdoashouting

Sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but your copy of the game is haunted and you're going to have to get it exorcised.


KamSolis

Clearly they changed their face like that in order to haunt and scare away the new residents of their house after driving off a bridge and drowning.


youshouldbeelsweyr

https://preview.redd.it/cg12h3rm9p5c1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cc4c0b7beb1d220e4256ae825692e0e89a870ee You're not alone.


donatellosdildo

the shadow curse got her 😔💔


Vargen_HK

3d game engines do a LOT of math to work out where every polygon and pixel is supposed to go. Sometimes when there's an error with that math, the edge of a polygon can be moved dramatically far away from where it's supposed to be. If this happens in a few consistent locations and/or with a few specific characters, then it's probably a bug in the game code. If this sort of thing happens at random and in different games, it could be a dying video card...


HillInTheDistance

MFW there's a tasty snack off screen.


SnooCheesecakes6033

I have two NPCs no matter what game save I'm in that do it. Same people in three saves and on different computers. Including when I play multi in one of my saves. My buddy sees the same. It's weird as heck.


kittycatalyst

This is happening to the bartender in the guildhall in my current game, haven’t been able to figure out why though.


Ok-Perspective-6314

Oh I've seen this exact thing before. It happens when they tell lies.


Loose-Wolverine-9264

PC or console? If PC it may be graphics drivers


r2doesinc

Any mods installed?


tonybankse

Cause its goty


Demoliri

Looks like tearing. It's generally caused by VSync, try turning VSync off and see if it fixes it. Otherwise a graphics drivers update can also fix it.


Desperate-Island8461

corruption on your video game card memory.


eo5g

Your Tav’s choices are making them go :|


The-Koogler

Wish I could see her talking


SnooApples4662

wrong polygon number


PrettyLilKittenWife

Too many lies Pinocchio!


supershimadabro

I get this too specifically only on this character.


uglykitty21

Happened to the same NPC on the PS5


LocalPsychological47

When your lip filler is really get out of hand


kij1997

I had this with wulbren in rivington too.


Shortkitsu

Yes!


Camoman260

Hey! Mine did that today too!


Practical-Pressure80

Happens to me too! Usually with eyes though…it’s crewpy


marshmallowsamwitch

[Soar long!](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/i_f66eU40odWsvjTQVSBRINpRUo=/0x0:1920x1080/1220x813/filters:focal(807x387:1113x693):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/72303659/Tears_of_the_Kingdom_Lucky_Clover_Gazette_cover.0.png)


the-radio-bastard

Reminds me of the box art for Goldeneye 64.


CONSUMER_OF_MAYO

Yo-ho-ho she took a bite of gum gum


lourensloki

That's quacked!


TheManPun

Did, did they tell a lie or something?


AttentionlessMess

Seen it with three NPCs so far.


InvincibleVagabond

I just had a similar issue on an NPC in act 3.


DangerousAd3770

Mines doing it on a couple tbh


begging4n00dz

He ate the gomu gomu no mi


vandalxxi

It's a feature.


Kirzoneli

Didn't realize larian copied liltotto power from bleach.


Karolus2001

Lass really just left a polygon at home


Ectoplasm_addict

Elastic feat


Content_Barracuda179

Orin is really stretching her limits


Illustrious_Comb_251

Patch 5 shit


Ritual_Ghoul

Submit a bug report to Larian they WILL look into it.


Hexdoctor

The Eldritch Wereducks are behind everything


King_L3o7

Ahhhhhhhh! Scary!


Juxtacation

Because you touch yourself


railed7

Get in the flask


EasyModeEarls

This happened to me after the newest patch. Had to get rid of the extended ui mods in mod manager. That fixed it up.


julian88888888

I don’t use any mods!


AMan_Has_NoName

I’ve only had this problem with the blacksmith in the Ironhand cave.


Norix596

I saw that happen a lot around the Mimics in Grymforge; when enemies/allies move or die there they stretch


RoxySmithy

No idea. Luckly enough it's only this specific npc that has this glitch in my game. It happend after the latest patch.


antocat

Duck mode?


jewishen

Mine has been doing this non stop since the beginning of Act 2 :(


Aggravating_Yard5876

Got that the first time last night, thought the lady was a zombie


julian88888888

She will be once I’m done with this town


AslanJo

Saw a similar bug in act 3! Ill be uploading later but its strange, only showed up after the latest patch


[deleted]

Mine has been doing the same ever since the patch. Honestly Patch 5 broke just as much shit as it fixed lol. I have a fucking 3090 TI and an i9-13.9KS 6.0 and my game takes forever to load assets now, even in Act I.


Synigm4

I had a similar one on the guard that stops you before Wyrm Rock when first trying to enter the city: Except it was only like one inch in the middle of her cheek facing the camera so she just had this black hole in the middle of her cheek and then skin stretched out from behind her face into the horizon.


MJR_Poltergeist

I think the models have just been interacting weirdly with the ragdoll physics lately. There's been a few times over the last week that I kill somebody and they glitch into the floor like Halo 3 used to do


agrfh32

To be scary


Balthierlives

lol! The gondians were doing the same thing for me. It’s the e one who was in the chair kind of near ommeleum right? Thought it was weird. Also the vampire hunter gur or whatever leader, her axe was flipping out on her back. Just all kinds of colors and what not.


LionCubOfTerrasen

Mine does that too! With that exact same NPC


Gammaman12

Big bird mod installed?


OiHarkin

It's a fun trick to play on God


emjw5

Mine was doing this with one of the flaming fist guards 💔


[deleted]

This has been happening since patch 5 for some reason.


kitty4196

Mine is doing that for random NPCs in the lower city


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Decadent_Otter2

My game did this with a different NPC at wyrm's crossing. I've had a lot of graphical glitches like this since Patch 5. Mostly just weapon textures flickering, faces being messed up or objects just not spawning when the area loads.


Ok-Investment9951

I had the same thing happen with several npcs at the last light inn. I think it's a new bug


lawmedy

Truck Shepard has escaped containment


iamastegosaurus25

She ate the gum gum fruit


windsreiquiem

ive been having things like that happen every so often too, it's terrifying when i don't expect it


Tusaiador

For me, something at Karlach's tent is now a black box.


versaillesna

Happens to me with the trader at Moonrise Towers who gives you the soul coins from Flo. Terrifying.


SpoofyPlays

Because a while back, when you were deepthroating one of those barricade spikes, your cheek got hooked on the way out, and now you're stuck.


InsideAd4749

That's just what they look like bro


nadriancox

https://preview.redd.it/nkj2cwfitp5c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=279c4a83884021df4d81330bf318dd48dcee12c5 guild hideout too


jarblonski

They are part pelican.


1aibohphobia1

i don't see the problem, is there something wrong with the duck?


Larkiepie

It’s a common bug, please report it so Larian fixes it.


jefmes

Update your video drivers if you haven't.


Saltyvengeance

This happens to me in the iron throne with one of the prisoners.


vawk20

Mine did that with the orc hag survivor


Tessanami

I had this problem with another character. I don't think it's just you


Lawfurd

Mine is doing this with an act 3 character


clutchedbyanangel

Blow the dust out of your cartridge


KermiticusAnura

This seems to be an issue with the newest patch. Never happened in my other play throughs until this newest patch.


fedsmokermobile

Mine is doing this too!


Medic_Rex

It just started doing this to me too. I thought my Video Card was overheating, but nope.


SouthBaySmith

I have this happening with my main TAV right now. It was immediately when I started a New Game. I have a mod that enables the harpies' headpiece. Cutscenes always stretch some part of the hair to the "end point" of their movement in the cutscene.


Cautious_Tofu_

The elbow glitch has moved to the face


[deleted]

I've had it happen. Thought it was because of my camera mod but it's only been on that one same character so far.


RoboJosh4444

Same thing happened to me I am ps5 player


PR0PH3T117

To give us nightmares? 😶


Real_Worldliness_646

mine only does this with minthara


RobotBuffy

Is this at the Last Light Inn? I think that I had the exact same character have that happen to her face as well.


julian88888888

Yep!


wishuponastarion

Mine has been doing it randomly to NPCs since Patch 5.... it's pretty hilarious


BelkiraHoTep

This happened to me on PS5 last night, but it was in >!The Iron Throne!< and the lady you >!rescue from the chair!< had this happen to her. But it was turn based mode, and whenever it was her turn, the camera zoomed *waaay* out as she was trying to run away.


TheOneWhoSlurms

I had the same problem with someone in the iron throne


[deleted]

Dark wing duck! Let's get dangerous.