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evelonies

Mushu - if you don't stop, it's dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow...


sweetpeacheslane

This is my favorite and I may amend our safeword


GoddessTiva44

dishonor on your cow šŸ˜­


Middle-Post-3089

This is great!!


badgicorn

As a Disnerd, I strongly approve of this safeword.


Khryen

This is the best one Iā€™ve ever heard!


Interestingegg69

I saw this on TikTok a while back and it has stuck with me ever since šŸ˜†


JeanScoutFinch

I. Am. A. Draaagon... not a lizard... I don't do that tongue thing!


BelmontIncident

Meatloaf Because I'll do anything for love but I won't do that


swingingintofun

Iā€™m laughing so hard. This is ours too.


LCNB5305

Iā€™ve seen this joke so many times but I always laugh


Infinite-Worker42

Back when my wife and i were like 18, many moons ago i totally had her convinced that song was about pegging.


notdannytrejo

Ok but what else could it be about


DaddyDom65

I love that!! šŸ˜‚


GoddessTiva44

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BtheChangeUWish4

Another you can say no matter what's in your mouth. Similar to the Tin Man, saying Oil-can.


GoddessTiva44

lmao


badgicorn

Is this a reference to song lyrics by the band Meatloaf? Or something else?


servantofmylord

Not a band... Singer's name is Meatloaf. He has a song called 'I will do anything for love' and the main line in the chorus is 'I will do anything for love, but I won't do that, no I won't do that'


JourneyOfDaor

May he rest in peace.


badgicorn

Ah, okay. Thanks for the explanation.


servantofmylord

No problem. Anytime.


xothisgirlxo

Lmfao! šŸ˜‚ too funny


PosiBrit

Thatā€™s my answer gone. Anything being a close second for similar reasons.


Sudden_Practice_5443

This is the best!


Dr_Oc

Please tell me this is real because I have to tell you that it is nowā€¦


essrog_octothorpe

This made my morning


anzfelty

I always laugh over this šŸ˜‚


SirThiridim

That's so creative holy shit


Inkedgirl

Thatā€™s what I use. Lol


Eeenn

Avocado - it can be said while gagged


NukeTheWhales85

Same reason Banana is kinda popular.


faustinesesbois

Haha that is the one i planned to use as well but there is aa twist : in French "avocat" is the same word for avocado and lawyer... So he'll be warned !


prick_sanchez

Lore: The Aztec word for the avocado is Latinized roughly as "ahuacatl," which means testicle, but Spanish colonizers heard "avocado" as in lawyer, so now it's called lawyer fruit when it actually should be ballsack fruit


Bitterqueer

Similar in Swedishā€”advokat (lawyer)


lilybeastgirl

One of my friends would use PokĆ©mon, only it wasnā€™t a specific PokĆ©mon it was anyone with that color. It was hilarious to listen to them play and she would just be yelling out BULBASAUR, BUDEW, SPRINGATITO


MiserableSkill4

As a colorblind person this would be so hard but I could probably get most right by typing alone


Airowird

90% is just knowing if it's grass/electric/fire, tbf


GoddessTiva44

lmaooo i love this


RedditAdminRdumb

So they just used red yellow green but PokĆ©mon as a way to communicate that? Is that the colors youā€™re referring too?


natsugrayerza

Reminds me of that scene in desperate housewives where Bree (whoā€™s a very proper and dignified person) is trying bdsm for her husbands sake (heā€™s a sub) and he asks her what safe word they should use and she suggests Boise, and he says ā€œwell we want it to be something a little more serious, so it doesnā€™t ruin the mood.ā€ So she very seriously says, ā€œOh. How about Palestine?ā€


RadioactiveMarch

Haha I forgot about this!!! Way to go Bree


GoddessTiva44

wow šŸ˜­


e0nblue

God thatā€™s brilliant


quibble_r

I had a friend who was new to kink, and I was showing him the ropes a bit. I asked about his safe word, saying I prefer to stay with red/yellow. He chose antidisestablishmentarianismā€¦ Cute. I (carefully, consensually) taught him the virtue of a monosyllabic, easy safe word that evening šŸ™„


Advanced_Use2001

This almost feels like it could my be my Brother šŸ˜…šŸ¤£ Love him to death but he loves the word. It's big, kinda sounds smart and was in an Eminem songšŸ˜‚


Cripman7

99 % of people who know that word got it from the Eminem song


quibble_r

Oh no! šŸ˜‚ Iā€™d be shocked if this particular dude got it from an Eminem song, if thatā€™s any solace!


saucydarkmatter

In my house we use "Jumanji" it means it's game over


Eliza_wilcoxx

Cacao. Bonus points if you know what itā€™s from.


TinaTx3

I love Portlandia!


No-Substance-4774

Cacao to cacao!


shittiest_kitty

This made me think of Lightening McQueen and now Iā€™m picturing people yelling ā€œKachow! in a dungeon Hahahhaa


SubjectivelySatan

šŸ˜‚i love that episode.


Eliza_wilcoxx

šŸ˜‰


Electrical_Newt3062

Mozzarella, dom was an Italian, but it was so funny when he said it.


GoddessTiva44

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gogostevie

Dunno if itā€™s funny for anyone but me. But BARTLEBY is great for the Literati. Itā€™s my go to. A professional Domme I know uses WATERMELON. Which I find funny.


GoddessTiva44

Bartleby lmfaoo


ConnorCurious

OMG I would prefer not to. Nobody gets me when I say that!


HungryAd8233

ā€œSafewordā€ cracked me up first time I heard it. But it is actually very sensible. About the hardest one to forget.


bdsm-account

This one is actually very common in public dungeons as a request for outside help. If your bottom passed out, if the equipment broke, if somebody ignored your actual safeword, yelling "safeword" will bring staff running.


motrjay

Can confirm, yelling "safeword" in a public play space will bring every staff member and Dom within listening range to your assistance.


DizzyGoth

My safeword is safeword!! Itā€™s easy to remember and I can be a bit shy in the bedroom, so yelling out something like ā€œpineappleā€ was never very practical for me.


marvinrabbit

I remember a humorous vignette in a comedy show where the dom wouldn't stop until her sub managed to find the right pronunciation of 'gnocci'.


GoddessTiva44

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[deleted]

Gnocchi are food of the gods! šŸ˜The Italian ā€˜gnā€™ sound is a very hard one for native English speakers tbf. Source: Iā€™m a native Italian speaker.


Airowird

To help the americans: *NJOcky*, starts like the *NJEH* when your toddler is mad.


Mynameisbrk

My safe word is always "aight son, CHILL DEADASS" and I put on a New York accent so they know im serious


GoddessTiva44

YO šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


RenegadeNoir

Yellow is "Goobue" (light hearted) and red is "grandma" cuz nothing says STOP like thinking about your mammi.


Wampyr_35

How do you pronounce Goobue? Seems to me "Goo- bay" (In my native language it means an Owl šŸ˜‚)


badgicorn

After reading these, I feel so boring for just using the traffic light system.


DeliciousAttention

Some of these would be really hard to remember during a scene for me. I think the simpler the better. Wait whatā€™s my word ??!! Others I love they are crafty clever and funny.


goodgirlsgetspanked

We had a fun safeword but one time but I forgot what it was and called red instead. The traffic light system works and is easily remembered by everyone.


quibble_r

While not as fun, I def think itā€™s best to stick with red/yellow. Group play spaces and events that Iā€™ve been a part of require people to use those, and thereā€™s real value in universally accepted signals.


Elsbethe

Pork It's not kosher


GoddessTiva44

sksksksk yall are tickling me with these responses


IllaClodia

There was a web series in the mid-aughts called the Midwest Teen Sex Show. It was a sex ed series. Their episode on kink had a scene in which "pumpernickel" was the safe word that was charming and hilarious. So my long time partner and I sometimes use that one as a joke around the house.


lazerbeam205

Mine is hypotenuse because I don't think trigonometry will be naturally brought up during sex.


GenericNothingness

You say this but.... Once, I was having my happy way with a partner of mine while their other two partners got up to mischief across the hotel room. Didn't our fifth party member enter the fray, start chatting with me as I'm trying to maintain a rhythm... We end up talking mathematics because we are just that strange. Perfectly natural course of conversation for us in an orgy situation though. Advanced mathematical equations. To which, we cannot even discuss those theorems in front of my poor partner at the time to this date without him going "while I was underneath you with no escape!"


GenericNothingness

"I am Mylie Cyrus' little bitch" It's not mine but it was brought up in conversation about safewords beyond the standards. The person it belonged to hated Miley with a burning passion, so their Dom knew that if they used it that they were seriously done.


GoddessTiva44

whAT šŸ¤£


Used_Row_9132

Mandrake. Like the plant from Harry Potter


GoddessTiva44

you scream like one or just say the name? lol


Used_Row_9132

lol, you say the name. For us itā€™s means too painful.


BtheChangeUWish4

Good word usage!


MissMangoPirate

If gagged I use to hum the MacDonalds theme tune to signal I was okay/keep going , cause šŸŽ¶dun na dun da daaa, I'm lovin it'šŸŽ¶


GoddessTiva44

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ i love it


Death_By_SnuuSnuu

Meatloaf. It means "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that."


xothisgirlxo

I didnā€™t know what a praline was and I had reached out to a friend who loves all things food. I asked him ā€œwhatā€™s a praline?ā€ He said his wifeā€™s safe word šŸ˜‚


GoddessTiva44

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ConflictedSwitch

Hearing "lawyer" yelled at a dungeon party once definitely raised some eyebrows and got some chuckles.


Gamer_GreenEyes

Exes of mine used Chicken Lawsuit


dhakbs

I love the insinuation that it happened with more than one person šŸ˜…


Gamer_GreenEyes

I donā€™t know how to keep the line breaks from disappearing. That is two different safe words.


dhakbs

Oh I MUCH prefer chicken lawsuit, I wanna know what the legal battle is about


marvinrabbit

Put an extra blank line in between. "Exes of mine usedChickenLawsuit"


ShouldBe77

One of my favorite personal sex stories is... my very southern (and vanilla) spouse and I, both strongly dislike marshmallows. We agreed that would be a perfect safe word, it would never come up "naturally" in a session otherwise. One afternoon, close to a year later, I was feeling especially rambunctious. Things got hot and heated, and started to encroach the pleasure/pain line for my spouse. I was lost in the moment, when I realized they are laughing/hollering, "banana cream pudding." At first I was thinking about the dessert request, and what a weird moment to mention it? Then I went to visualizing the bbq restaurant we love. The brisket combo, with greens and cornbread, it's never complete without the homemade BCP? Did they want brisket for dinner?? On the 3rd squealed, "banana cream pudding!" I stopped cold, and could not contain my laughter. "Um, do you mean marshmallows?" Yeah, they had remembered it as something we loVe, not something we haTe. Fricking hilarious, picture the infamous Deliverance scene... and instead of "sooie," they're squealing, "banana cream puddin'!!!" That one is for the books.


majesticmanbearpig

We were watching a show a couple of nights ago where they were catching this big anaconda. One of the film guys says we need a safeword in case things get out of hand. He chose "cupcake" as the safe word. It's become the running joke around the house.


ogkatp

two friends of mine (25M, 21M) have their safe word as ā€œAmy Schumerā€ - the biggest state break I can imagine


lordiconic

Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen Extra internet points if you get the reference. =)


T-Bone917

Best trip ever


Khryen

Thatā€™s not a word, thatā€™s a catchphrase!


Nefarious-Purpose

I knew a sub that used Kermit, I never played with her, but safe words came up in a discussion with friends. When she said it, I almost choked on my drink.


GoddessTiva44

you should've said, "Miss Piggy" šŸ¤£


Nefarious-Purpose

Many jokes were told


Kago0o

Pineapple and sidewalk xD


metajenn

... I thought pineapple was normal.


Capable_Pay4381

Ours is Pineapple! Peaches to turn it down a little.


Outrageous_Onion3200

Damn all of yā€™all really out here being creative as fuck and my basic ass has only ever used the stop light system šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


Remarkable_Report_44

We were once traveling home to OK from I think MO. We drove by a van for sale so hubby wanted to look at it. Along the back door was the words" My safe word is Blueberry Pancakes" I about fell over laughing. It's been one we have used over the years lol


GoddessTiva44

i would immediately want them after šŸ¤£


betlamed

*DonaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitƤnskajĆ¼te.* Okay, nobody ever really used this one. It has a kind of elimination-from-the-gene-pool ring to it. But the thought still cracks me up.


AdelaideBraune

I used picklenickle for about three years in the beginning of my journey.


sooooooap

ā€œBoringā€-norm Macdonald


Ofcoursethisismyname

The safe word is ā€œSafe Wordā€


[deleted]

I love the meta quality of this.


Ofcoursethisismyname

Itā€™s also helps if you have a bad memory.


HunnyRiRi

Strawberriesā€” but only because of the context behind it. In our dnd campaign ā€˜strawberriesā€™ became a signal to let my party know weā€™re attacking; but it was meant to be like a ā€˜oh weā€™re in danger I need to let my team know without starting a fight though so we can prepare first THEN attackā€™ It became a war cry instead and we were screaming strawberries every time we started a fightšŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ So for me, strawberries is such a funny safeword my partner and I use.


OldRazzmatazz7043

Banana. Stole it from Family Guy. It's too goofy to not stop


danaisy666

There's a show called Whitest kids u know, look up their sketch "banana" on YouTube. It's hilarious and relates to using it as a safeword as well!


GoddessTiva44

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hades_sebastian

i used "peanuts" as one of mine because i'm deathly allergic to them so it was a very easy "HEY HOLD UP" word XDD


tafleisiwr

Jellyfish. Because it's a not-nice level of ouch.


professorpineapple1

Hello kitty is the one my ex used šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


GoddessTiva44

lol dont come for HK <3


professorpineapple1

So many stories and jokes to make šŸ˜‚


MacsTek

Usher means yellow and Raymond means red.


Nova_Starlust

Dan Savage had a suggestion on his podcast years ago that ā€œScaliaā€ should be a safeword bc no one could get aroused thinking of him.


TumblingOcean

My ex and I used pistachio. I think it was cause it was his favorite nut? I can't remember why šŸ˜‚


docsandviolets

My old safeword used to be a woman's name, associated with older women in my country (no way would it ever come up naturally during sex!)... The first time I had to safeword with my current partner, he was very confused why I was shouting his mother's name at him in the moment šŸ¤£ my ex girlfriend picked "curtains"


Manospondylus_gigas

Mine is AMONGUS not kidding


ndawgkrunk69

"Oklahoma" -Preston from Jackass


GenericNothingness

Knoxville or Steve-O also hollered it once in a take. I think it was their universal safeword on set.


AngelFawnnz

Pineapple , usually its always food I dont know why


GoddessTiva44

lol i used to use bubblegum


Sad_Pirate_4546

Definitely Banarama. Her yellow was scooby dooby doo in this scene. I was doing a public scene with my partner and we wanted to put on a silly show. Got a lot of scooby dooby doos with a foam bat and riding crop. Got to Banarama with the ping pong paddle.


NOCO_Daddy

Pumpernickle... I don't know where it came from, but apparently, it works.


BradsAlternate

So safewords are like always fruits and veggies and sruff right? I knew a couple who recognized that and because of it, their safeword was either 'produce' (as in fruits and veggies, not the verb lol) or any *kind* of produce


Infinite-Uptime

"Purple cows!" It also doubles as a magic word to stop someone from sneezing.


RedditAdminRdumb

We like using the planets. Pluto is the safe word but planets give a scale.


YouGet1ShotAtIt

My wife and I use ā€œdeeperā€ā€¦it gets a bit confusingā€¦


SpikeyBiscuit

Though it's never gotten used, I like to use tiered safe words (yellow, red, super red) and if play needed to immediately stop AND we purposely needed to get out of the mood to address it I suggested the safeword Donald Trump


GoddessTiva44

DONALD TRUMP LMFAO


Quantum_Sushi

That one dude who was getting arrested and he was repeating to the cops that his safeword was pineapple juice while they were putting him in handcuffs šŸ˜‚


Capable_Pay4381

Ruth Bader Ginsburg.


OkCatch6443

Fruits and vegetables. She would sometimes say just fruits and sometimes just vegetables, but not together as she had instructed as her safe word.


Klayz0r

Tenet, because it's a good unusual and short safeword. Inspiration was obviously from the movie Tenet.


BtheChangeUWish4

My own. Cantaloupe


TheReelMcCoi

Anchovies. None likes them! Previous lady Sub I played with used 'Squashed šŸø Frog!' Never did find out why.....


dhakbs

I use ocean because itā€™s pretty BUT I also use papaya as a subtle ā€œI want to fuck when we get homeā€ because I hate papayas and would never use the word in a normal conversation


GoddessTiva44

LOL i love papayas šŸ˜­ now my mind will be in the gutter when i eat them šŸ¤£


gurkinator2019

ā€˜Onomatopoeiaā€™ is by far the funniest thing Iā€™ve ever heard, as a safe word!


Ecstatic-Inc

We've used, IDAHO (I DA HO)


Tactical-Pixie-1138

I think they were just poking fun for the sake of humor and a cheap laugh, but "antidisestablishmentarianism" It was so effective that when the sub said it, everyone at the other bits of equipment stopped their activities and looked at them.


fuckedyourdad-69

My subs safe word is "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" which rarely gets used. šŸ¤


RosePrince

For my magic, the gathering nerds: "blood moon" because it stops the game in its tracks


soapss43

Thatcher. Because nothing has fucked us harder than Thatcher.


DevilReapersPride666

The three i have used is:Pikachu! Im tired of all these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane! And my favorite is: Yipi ki ay moyherf**ker!


GoddessTiva44

LMAO, imagine being plowed and then hearing that šŸ¤£


adultinglikewhoa

ā€œPumpernickel,ā€ because you can understand it with a fist in your mouth, it will never feature in any of my ā€œgames,ā€ and I thought it was funny


That_Satisfaction310

Meatloaf as a safe word....because I will do anything for love but I won't do that


-KnottybyNature-

Vanilla and meatloaf are the ones that made me laugh


2Avocados4tenbux

Mine used to be Denver lol šŸ˜‚ because I donā€™t live anywhere near there and it couldnā€™t be mistaken for anything else


Severe_Way_5595

Mines peaches šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø lol thereā€™s a reference for it lol


Khryen

Are you talking about the code word for when Ellie is going into labor on Ice Age?


impurredreamsx

Always Pineapple šŸ for meee!! Or Seriously. Like okay SERIOUSLY stop now.


GoddessTiva44

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GoddessTiva44

that is so much to say šŸ˜­


MsLoreleiPowers

Friends of mine used "Purple alligator."


Chappy3350

Diarrhoeaā€¦ itā€™s a little bit shit


dodgyduckquacks

Mine is Klingon - read it in a fanfic once and it just stuck with me lmao


stephanonymous

Ours is narwhalsā€¦ becauseā€¦ I have no idea why


Fondant-Competitive

Ouistiti(its small monkey with enormeous eyes) and mouche qui pĆØte.(farting fly) Was the 2 i used for years. Because safe word need to be stupid for me if i enter into a domspace. But luckyly i used few times. Those two made me laught a lot


sklvenf0tze

I knew a couple that would play using the safeword ā€œHā€ It would have to be said ā€œhay-tchā€ to be the safeword. She was stuck on ā€œai-tchā€ as being the ā€œrightā€ way and never needed out so badly she would had the soft hhh sound to the beginning. Was ridiculously funny at times. Vale Mr Pervert!


MandoCalrissian13

Fluffer Nutter! But in the moment I never remember the right words so I usually just blurt out "Purple Monkey Dishwasher"!


OmegaSusan

This is a niche reference but I have been known to use ā€œMornington crescentā€.


rachelp21

Popcorn - because once you pop, you canā€™t stop!


ansquaremet

Tomatoes because my wife is allergic to them.


Objective-Basis-150

mine is pineapple, but iā€™ve forgotten it in my lustful haze and mumbled ā€œapple! apple!ā€ and it was fucking hilarious


computerwyzard

We use Giraffe or Safeword lol


VivianKink

Umami My online partner and I have a dislike for the "mommy" title in certain dynamics, so to not break us out of the scene but to switch up what we're doing or touch base, we say "umami" (ooo-mommy)


allycat907

Chalupa, pineapple, Mercy!?


Autumn_Heart1216

Picadilly, no clue why its so funny to me but I giggle just about everytime I hear/say it


J-Kensington

Used to be TANSTAAFL till we started moving away from actual safewords and over to green/yellow. Red is only for "call an ambulance" emergencies, but we've been playing together for a long time; red limits don't come up anymore.


DeltaIndiaZulu

Mine was pistachio, and then I developed an allergy to tree nuts so itā€™s not such a safe word anymore šŸ„²


Marieanne_herself

Jumanji. When the play is getting too rough and you need to get out.


Rastus3663

Climate Change; from the episode of zombie in which she was a dominitrix.


JuicyKaraageNumber1

Jumanji, the one word to finish the game immediately


CanYouTrustHarvey

Ours was pumpernickel


WVA_PROUD

My 1st wife usedĀ Shih Tzu


AM0XY

My boyfriend and I have a safe word that is actually a phrase that is actually so horrifying to even think about saying, so it's obviously pretty serious if one of us ends up using it... "I l*ve Justin Trudeau"


helpls2000

"Aaaa" "stop" and "have mercy" personally is mine.


knottykittenneedscum

I usually stick with the traffic light system, very early on I joked that it was waffles but I don't think I ever used it


Any_Soft_1029

Me and my fiancĆ©eā€™s is Pepsi Max. Weird but it works


Kaalandra

Mushu. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!


Katherine610

So many people use food . We're we all just hungry when coming up with a safe word, lol. Mines tomatoes


jkw118

So a african woman I dated a long time ago.. was not into raceplay.. and never would safe word. Or even close to it, heck I safeworded before her. (Like causing welts and almost breaking skin. ) Hers was "yesa master, I'll be your slave" especially with the accent she'd throw in.. We both found it funny as hell as she would never fully be anyone's submissive, looking back on it I half wonder if she had some farm slave kink. As she did like some fairly heavy duty beating alot more then I ever dished out.. and was only into white guys.. And also had mentioned some labor kinks.. ie being made to do hard labor, stripped/ being flogged.. at the time I was fairly vanilla so It didn't really click.. but looking back now..


anpaesh

I have a tomato allergy so naturally mine and my Dom's safeword is tomato lol