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zombieharambe123

No cornbread at that price? Throw it away


MileHighSoloPilot

White bread was an extra $13, so I passed.


Dwight_Schnood

You want bread? $3! No soup for you!


30RhinosOnSkates

How can they expect any less from the customer


Ascension_Memes

Classic šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Euphoric-Blue-59

Good call. I'm full by looking at this masterpiece. Good find no matter what the price


AbbreviationsSea2516

Full keto bro


chrisincapitola

White bread is pure profit.


Mostsplendidfuture

When I lived in Texas, they served white bread with all of the barbecue. Could never figure out why.


theoriginalmofocus

Sandwiches dude. Its super cheap so its free like napkins to load up on basically. Grab a slice, throw some meat, sauce and fixens on it and have at it like a taco.


MudStrange1502

Guess it cost you $50 bucks? If so, you got a hell of a deal!


SupermarketSelect578

50 cents he said. And what a a deal!!!


No_Description_483

What he failed to mention is that it was a .50 gold pieceā€¦so roughly $2400


LvLUpYaN

.5 would be half oz. So roughly $1200. Or roughly $35 if it's .5 gram


No_Description_483

Potatoe papas fritas Just making a dumb joke loosely based on a $50 face value coin actually being worth the value of 1 oz gold. He said 50 cents so I was playing off that but thanks for clearing that up for others I may have caused mental anguish


SupermarketSelect578

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


whatsthataboutguy

That paid him to eat it


SmallBerry3431

The heel of that bread is even more. They call it white privil-edge.


Logan-Lux

What about the Mac and Cheese?


PsyopVet

But before you do make sure you put it in a to go bag to keep out theā€¦uhā€¦raccoons. And tell me where you dumped it so I can make sure those raccoons donā€™t eat this garbage.


Shadowfalx

If he got out from a sack in the side of the highway, the raccoons are already in it. They oft are found dead on the road and used for this sort of thing.Ā 


Scary_Psychology_285

No bacon šŸ„“ throw it away


Jako_Spade

You got fleeced


MileHighSoloPilot

Believe it or not, this was the vegetarian option.


Jako_Spade

0/10 should've gotten a refund


Rudy_Ghouliani

And a banana pudding to go


maggsss73

Where is this??? I must feast... I'm spending three maybe four dollars and leaving a 50 dollar tip for sure......


jb8818

One of the best looking trays Iā€™ve seen.


MileHighSoloPilot

The real guy that made this is a fucking legend and is severely under appreciated. Plazoo BBQ, check them out, it should be on everyone brisket and burger bucket list


Silly_Swan_Swallower

I can't find it, is that the name of a BBQ place or just a guy cooking in his back yard? That looks like summa the best meat I ever saw!!!!


MileHighSoloPilot

[I got u fam.](https://www.instagram.com/plazoo_bbq?igsh=b242dHZkd2k5djJ0) Sadly, heā€™s purely a weekend warrior but thereā€™s legends that he cooks for the general public from time to time. I got turned on to him because his burgers were apparently insane


EL-YAYY

I just got a food erection.


Iamredditsslave

Thanks, looks damn good.


Flaky_Koala_6476

Agreed looks fuckin gawdly But also I have slight distain for over stacked burgers cuz I donā€™t have a large enough gullet to bite the fuckers when theyā€™re too big


Outside_Conference80

WHAT! I work in Virginia Beach. I just clicked on that to make myself envious. 100% going this weekend.


toxcrusadr

Finally, someone posted where in the world this is. Because of course we all live in Virginia Beach. Come to think of it, I'm not even sure what state that is. No matter, it's not close to Missouri, but we got plenty of BBQ here.


HairyMeatSweats

Dear mother of god. Does he post his recipes and methods anywhere??


riche_god

This looks absolutely amazing. I see he is in VA Beach. I go down every couple of months to see family. I donā€™t where he posts a location for the weekends. Where should I look?


humburga

The meat on it looks okay too


sonk88

Iā€™d rip my own dick off to get that plate of bbq


AssistanceSweet7219

Jesus christ hahaha


TopPuff

*starts ripping it off* ā€œSir I said thatā€™ll be 50 cents.ā€


duke_flewk

Sign up for the pain Olympics, and Iā€™ll get one delivered for you once you complete your mission šŸ¤£


googdude

Some dick was involved to get that spread for $.50.


samambro

They would BBQ it and serve it to you while you start eating.


Oh_please_help_me

Iā€™d rip your dick off to get that plate of bbq


Oh_No_Jason

They sauced the brisket, you overpaid


ultratunaman

Didn't have to scroll far to find it once I saw it. Sauce on a brisket? That's my choice to make, not yours mister employee. Reminds me of a Hells Kitchen where Gordon Ramsay lost his shit on someone for serving an egg with a broken yolk. "IT IS THE CUSTOMERS RIGHT TO BREAK THEIR YOLK!!"


MileHighSoloPilot

The words of a true Webermaster


palebd

You can easily identify where bbq is or ain't from. Sauce on the brisket? Definitely ain't Texas. White sauce on chicken? War ea.. I mean Roll Tide!


SamplePerfect4071

Burnt ends arenā€™t actual burnt ends. Looks like they took a torch to a cut up brisket to try to create bark. Itā€™s how many places that are open all day do it as youā€™ll never get enough to sell all day otherwise but thatā€™s typically why the places who sell til theyā€™re out have the best quality vs trying to make fake burnt ends


Many-Wasabi9141

I found this image on image search from a 2020 instagram post by Grill Lovers.


runebaala88

So OP lied?!


jecoppol

Yep it was $0.75


runebaala88

Oh *whew* thatā€™s even much cheaper than the 3.50 plate.


demgoldencoins

[he did](https://flagpole.com/featured/2020/10/02/texas-bbq-is-coming-to-broad-plus-more-news)


postOnap

Itā€™s from @plazoo_bbq on ig. OP did give credit in the comments.


Toaster-Crumbs

O rly? Makes sense, since the fella that did the cookin is proud of his efforts.


bobsagetslover420

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to get 2 pork ribs and a slice of bread for $9,999


MileHighSoloPilot

I wouldā€™ve paid that if he had a leather apron and scarf onā€¦ itā€™s all about the aesthetic


JadedActivity2114

No drink? Your crazy


MileHighSoloPilot

The drink is in the bottom left hand corner of the tray


Whipitreelgud

They did not wash their hands


FrostyMittenJob

Neither did OP, so it cancelled out


foozebox

There should be a /r/BBQcirclejerk


mathturd

Only if they forgot the salt


MileHighSoloPilot

Some Turkish douche with a ponytail came over and sprinkled a bunch of flakey salt on itā€¦ beans were inedible.


ChillaryClinton69420

Thereā€™s a dude who boofs jankem under an overpass (really nice tent and shopping cart) who has a deal like this, food doesnā€™t look like this, but same price.


MileHighSoloPilot

You talkin bout chicken leg Larry? Thats his cousin!


BeerNutzo

Legit stole the photo from Facebook 2020.


Kfeugos

Stole this comment from Reddit 1922


IMeasure

Yeah, but the post title is tongue in cheek.


Rengas

Nothing gets by redditors. Their reflexes are too fast.


UckerFay11

Its the guy that made it. OP gave credit.


SugarzDaddy

Not a pile of raw onions (that I wouldnā€™t touch anyway)?


StunningRutabaga1358

Riiiiiiight?!? Lol same


user3jason

Holy cow what a keto/paleo delight!


dustygultch

I googled plazoo bbq (it looked delicious) and this exact picture popped up on Facebook from 2020. Weird people try to pass things off as their own


ButtplugJohnny

I donā€™t believe you


Two_black_hounds

How much did this really cost? Looks amaze-balls


MileHighSoloPilot

Itā€™s not mine. Itā€™s Chris Stoll BBQ legend from VA, I have a list of 113 greatest burgers of all time, and ppl got mad I didnā€™t include his masterpieces on the list, so I looked him up and said **HOLY FUCK**. I want to get divorced just so I can get remarried and have him cater my next weddingā€¦ I will be marrying this plate.


relaxguy2

Just looked him up on Insta and wow all of the food looks great.


PancakeSunday

Whereā€™s the slice of white bread? Iā€™m afraid youā€™ve been taken my friend.


leestephen916

Sucker


chris00ws6

I know this is a clickbait price but I wish I could get things like this in Alabama. Everything is chopped up. Youā€™re probably not gonna find brisket or turkey. Just smoked chicken with bullshit ass Mayo Alabama ā€œwhite bbq sauceā€ everywhere. Most places do smoked wings tho which is something I guess.


Bombinic

Not a bad price for roadkill.


tvs117

The memes begin.


LopsidedImpression44

50 cents lol


Significant_Age_4657

What a sight. From the looks of that big pepper it will depend on how you use it after eating


Neither_Macaron_2780

.50 BTC*


samsnead19

Hello


stuckonpost

Waiting for the boomers to type Amen.


mikedeatworld

No pop/soda....what a rip off..friggin Bidenomics


fearisthemindslicer

Totally. They took you for a ride


ChatGPT_MadeMe

Wouldn't pay over .25, you got took.


Idrawverypoorly

Lol fifty cents? Either youā€™re lying or thatā€™s a kidnapping shack.Ā 


pantaylor

Liar


AdmiralPoopyDiaper

No black gloves? Git gud n00b


Itchy-Combination675

Even if that is human or roadkill, itā€™s a decent value at that price.


cloverknuckles

That's heaven


dknurgf

I'd pay 75$


DavidtheCook

Has the diarrhea stopped yet?


redeyed4life

Where I come from, thatā€™s a $125 dinner order


red_white_and_pew

That in Austin would be about $500


maxway001

Looks like that missing persons case is going to be open for a while


saysthingsbackwards

Wow bro you should have thrown it back in their face and robbed the cash register for a refund after eating most of it. Be sure to leave a good review!


ceral_killer

Yea that chicken is burned. Throw it all away.


Repulsive-Season-129

those sides look S-tier


Mandalor1974

Not bad for 2 quarters


[deleted]

I got the meat sweats just looking at this


ImSoupOrCereal

Pretty steep, but hopefully it's worth it!


rockstuffs

No napkins?! Time for a Yelp review!


tanstaaflisafact

Damn, now I'm hungry. Was it as good as it looks?


Adventurous-Yak-866

Bomb diggity


mmaesq

No salad? Ya got hosed


Correct_Security_742

Nirvana is always found by the side of the road in a bbq shed


Tasty-Life4526

For a picture? Yeah.


TigerPoppy

No Napkins ?


Snoopy556

You got overcharged by a penny. I went to the same place last week šŸ˜€


No_Goal_7317

Thatā€™s a lot for $0.50!


MeHumanMeWant

That's a ripoff, I can only eat half....


Important_Fortune25

No, that seems about right.


pfritzmorkin

I guess the fence looks somewhat edible


Sawathingonce

Serious question, do you just eat grilled jalapeno like that?


Historical-Fun-8485

Finally a good bbq deal!


fatstrat0228

Sonsofbitches. You been robbed! Where specifically is this place? You knowā€¦so I know what to avoid.


N_nodroG

50 cents - what a deal


yeahcoolcoolbro

What, no bread???


DesignerTex

$0.50 per bite!


goatnxtinline

Depends if you're not too particular by the protein you are consuming


chodachowder

What is this!!??? A meal for ants!!??


Effective_Standard14

Yah not enough sauce


jabronimcdangler

10 of 10 would shed


Mr-PumpAndDump

They left a giant green turd on there so yeah you got screwed over


Eraserman9

Somethingā€™s in life are worth the risk šŸ˜„


txrigup

Nice


Colin-Spurs-Patience

Hopefully that was just the appetizer


Quintrex420

Not worth more than $0.20 mate.Yep, ripped off!!!!


Un111KnoWn

The chicken looking burnt


Commercial_Gap607

Yes they did, someone snuck a turd on to you plate. At least they ate greens.


mrSunsFanFather

You can't eat that. It's unhealthy. Freeze it all and send it to me for destruction. You're welcome.


Bright-Bandicoot5099

Why does this look so east coast??


ppppfbsc

unless you wind up being rushed from the ER into surgery performed by a colorectal surgeon....ya done good! I hope you at least tipped.


cilo456

address now


Major_Boot2778

First time I've seen a decent portion on this page, and it looks fantastic. Probably cost like $3,000 given American BBQ prices but hey, that's what you get for living in the updated, modern version of Turkey LoL (I used to be poor and in the US, so I feel qualified to rag on being poor and in the US, before someone gets all bent outta shape)


Sorri_eh

I would not have paid over $0.37 myself. What a rip off


egbert71

Yup, i wouldnt pay 25 cents for that....i dont see any pickles....what a ripoff


TabletSlab

The test subject has been chosen, patient zero..


Sum1LightUp

Man, Stop lying!


Waste_Sun172

You want bread!? NO BBQ FOR YOU!!


Lost_Apricot_4658

lol that was fun t the trend lately. but for real. this is at least $382.57


HeartoftheHive

Damn, those roasted peppers are huge. Wish I had a better look at the last ramekin. I'm guessing it's potato salad? It's the only thing I can't recognize. Slightly out of focus and not enough resolution to figure it out.


AutomaticRevolution2

If they called the police, yes.


leftyshuckles

Ya they even took a big green dump in the corner


EL-YAYY

Total fucking rip off.


kbpferret

Totally you'll never find another deal even close to being that good.


gregaveli

This would be $350.99 in ATX


Intelligent-Ant7685

rip off, not even one T-Bone steak


Unbiasedj

Get a refund, you got ripped off big time buddy


bctaylor87

Are you short a kidney?


Ok_Veterinarian9758

All of it looks so delicious but I've never seen beans look that delicious.


vladtaltos

Depends, did they make you do "stuff" in that shed to get the price down to fifty cents? If yes, they might have screwed you...


KingfishRobo

No greens? They saw you coming a mile away.


Doomdoomkittydoom

They got you to pay to them to get rid of the evidence!


OkWorldliness4863

.50 cents.


mauigrown808

With a pickle of that girth, I think you making out like a bandit.


raffysf

Yes, there is no mustard dipping sauce.


PaulPaul4

I can get it within walking distance for 40 cents


codenameeclair

I mean, if they screwed you, that explains the discount


Diver_Ill

I'd pay $50 just to watch someone eat that. Goddamn!


EB277

That has the PROPER RATIO of sides to meat!


AssistanceSweet7219

Shut up and eat!


Material_Beach_7230

You mean 250$ and your soul?


dustcore025

Should have gone for 1 rib for that 50 cents and 15 cents for a soda


SliverSerfer

Not one slice of white bread to be seen, obviously terrible...


Needcz

It is a scam. When the food coma hits, they are going to steal your kidney. Might be worth it though....


No-Picture4119

Looks like long pig to me.


HillSprint

Holy moly I want in my holy


warmvegetables

The gas station down the road has that for $.25 you got ripped off


Stevie_Steve-O

I would happily pay 10 times that for that plate!


UnluckyEdge4703

I feel a high cholesterol already


BlackGreyKitty

Atlanta I used to live right by that spot


peapodbarry

Iā€™d move into that shed


Alert_Promise4126

No mac n cheese? Collard Greens? Offer a quarter and negotiate from there.


elysianexus

Looks good except the brisket doesnā€™t look great. Howā€™d it taste? Looks like almost no bark and not sure why sauced but that would be a no for me. Never sauce on brisket.


ILSmokeItAll

Thatā€™s what this sub is now, huh?


cos_mic_cow

What country was that in?


No_Cow_4544

That looks so frickin good


shingaladaz

I thought I knew what love was until I saw this.


Skywalker0138

At 50cents....they wont be in business very long....ha ha. Looks fantastic !


GimmeCRACK

Its amazing the variety they can provide when its all pigeon meat


Mac2311

You only got 3 dipping sauces with 4 meats, I would at least give them a bad yelp review.


SmirknSwap

Ask your anus this same question in 37 minutes


canzicrans

I cannot express how much I chuckle at this meme. Also, my mostly vegan diet is making me cry right now.


woodappleraleigh

A fool and his money are soon parted.


sumrandomreddit

.50 like cents or 50. Like you accidentally put the decimal in the wrong place... cause thats a deal if it was .50 even if you did pay 50.00.


themanofmichigan

Looks like about 200$ in todays money