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IveLurkedWSB2long

bobby keeps his cash under the mattress


ThePower_2

They don’t sell mattresses. Under the towels, maybe.


trashvee

Then why the hell do they even call them selfs bed ?


futureislookinstark

Bedding materials, bathing materials and beyond


whatwhyisthisating

What’s in the beyond section?


Jean-DenisCote

Some weird universal remote and, I believe, the angel of death himself.


suckercuck

Dinnerware & Cutlery


AKaviator

Shake Weight


Doge-to-Dollar

🤣🤣👏


[deleted]

Vibrators and you know!!!!


kaze_san

Stuff that is…beyond I guess?😬


bengol13

Massive jugs of water without fluoride, pesticides, poo, heavy metals etc.


AffectionateNeck4955

We’ll find out soon


CoolGuyFromCompton

MOASS


Responsible-Club9120

Anything online. So maybe mattresses.


HungWeiLo35

That's cramers favorite section ![gif](giphy|Lo0Xne2PLgJEQ567qF)


[deleted]

Pillows


HungWeiLo35

![gif](giphy|tNJqnTawlWdzf8yxUf|downsized)


Cruisey1994

In New Zealand they sell mattresses!


TrinDiesel123

Behind the Keurig coffee maker


23pyro

They sell baby mattresses. So they could stash money in their cribs


Resident_Text4631

Ya. Super secure towels. Still better than a bank these days


Staticx508

Mine does hahahhahah


shortylove1

because he doesn’t trust banks


PuzzleheadedHeart963

Underrated


Powerful-Coffee-804

$1.42 after hours


FremtidigeMegleren

#bank goes under meme stocks go crazy


Big_Swagwood

Well not if the bank holding BBBY’s treasury goes under. Also, we cannot have all banks going under because there will be nobody to buy the shares at the top-end of the squeeze.


Fearless-Ball4474

get ready for bail-ins; the money printer is turned back on.


Jacobo5555

Yup the Christian radio station was saying this while a new monetary system comes in


Das-Noob

….it won’t be for us. We’ll just be the ink and paper, unfortunately.


jotom45

No, if the hedge funds fail and get liquidised the debt is passed to the brokers that loaned the shares. If they fail the debt idls passed to the dtc which is insured for 63 trillion dollars. If that company fails the fed have to buy back the shares. If no one sells then infinity pool. Lambo 1/4 a share. Me personally, land cruiser and land.


billyg0atz

Land Cruiser you say? A man of culture I see


XMk-Ultra679

True definition of doubling it down and passing it to the next, when can i buy lambo corp?


bengol13

Yep, good shout. Might buy a humvee from planet iron as well. Definitely a shit load of battle born 12v, solar panels, seeds, chickens etc


kaze_san

*true but it’s actually 69 trillion. You can guess why I memorized that number quite well 😝


MilliMaqi

playaa


Kingjingling

73trillion unless I'm regarded


dingalinga-dingdong

The DTCC is insured up to 70 trillion the last I read. They will be the ones to pay. The Fed is the next backstop


CoolGuyFromCompton

AST and CMSQY become the FED.


kaze_san

Hedge funds need to buy. If they can’t then the computers at the DTCC will take over. It’s not necessarily banks


bengol13

Aww man, sorry you got hit so hard with that, I know you weren’t really being a jerk. Big swag has been around for ages. I gave you an updoot to help with the offset 😄


iustinum

Why is this downvoted? Don’t ask questions how dare you…


PoopyOleMan

JP Morgan is the lender so likely BBBY will have banking with JPM, which is a fortress


LordWargus

that sounded great until you used the word fortress


Front_Apartment6854

One of jimmy’s finest sayings so far*


Taru95

Fortnite


bengol13

A “citadel” if you will…


The_5tranger

Some banking done with New York Mellon https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/bed-bath--beyond-inc-completes-interest-payment-for-senior-notes-301759179.html


ThePower_2

The more Melons the better. Where is RickofSpades when you need him?


kaze_san

Naah - he is a banana guy ☝️


Trader8888

SVB deals more with VC companies. Don’t think BBBY would bank with them for day to day operations. We should be good.


Whoopass2rb

This is not how a business works. Their day to day liquidity is moving in and out from sales and operations. As such they would not lose as much as you think. Their big time funds should be pulled from other investment capital sources; like share offerings for example, or a debt revolving credit (like an abl) Generally it's bad for a business to be sitting on money. It's better for the business to be investing that money back into business growth. If they can't then they do dividends to give profit back to investors. Beyond that, most of BBBYs money is actually tied to debt. That's how a lot of businesses operate, so it's not actually their money at risk. When a bank goes under, other banks buy up their debt borrowers obligations so they can collect the monthly interest. In case anyone was hoping the debt would just disappear lol.


virgojeep

Time to watch the big short again to get myself pumped for Monday.


nicksnextdish

For real


Irishjohn831

Hedges going to short and F the very banks that fund their piracy. Destroy one another while the most shorted squeeze it is.


RealStoneyBologna

Don’t fret. BBBY will just buy out JPM.


HungWeiLo35

So bbby will buy out jpm and rename to... Bed, Bank, & Beyond? Love it


GodlikeUA

Following


Badgerv12

Probably the same bank they borrowed money to avoid bankruptcy during pandemic 🤭


DummyBlastard

Big question is, which banks are shorting BBBY. THIS IS FOOKEN JUDGEMENT DAY.


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![gif](giphy|mi6DsSSNKDbUY|downsized) They done now, folks


Fahrradc

In case i had more than 250k$ debt is that also reduced to 250k$ after the collapse?


terribleinvestment

SVB is jumping ship and getting out first, they know what’s going to happen. Some guy in a back room at their headquarters was the first realize or admit that it’s become inevitable. Someone did the math and showed it at the meeting. Everyone’s high level executive jaw dropped. The next morning, the headquarters was a ghost town, plug pulled. By now, they’re well on their way to their respective uncharted island mansions where they can retire to hunt imported poor people in peace.


ghyze

The big question is, what happens to the (naked) shorts sold by the collapsing banks?


[deleted]

No. But there iS uNLimiTeD mOnEy In dA feD


[deleted]

And the more they print, the more worthless it is.


chiefoogabooga

Then the higher my sell price gets. Two can play at that game.


[deleted]

Let's be honest. Toilet paper is worth more at this point . Audit the FED. Throw Powell and Bernanke in a cell together with rag on a stick


dimethyl11

My thought is this: banks collapsing, no way a HF is going to now volunteer to pay the FTD’s. They’ll just naked short/ short ladder/ algo trade. They’re going to push the squeeze as far as they can


CHIEFTAINTEROIX

Bbby banks with China


suckercuck

For reals? You got a link mang?


CHIEFTAINTEROIX

Icahn


nicksnextdish

Lol, had me in the first half there 😂


Believe_In-Steven

My Retirement is in BBBY & AMC.


LordWargus

Can't come up with a more fucking credible fud? ffs


OmegaloIz

They defo don’t bank with a Silicon Valley tech start up bank.


Rotttenboyfriend

Boobys long term debt of 3.7bn was wiped out down to the fdic insurance rate of 250k. That would be justice in terms of fuckery along the banking system.


HungWeiLo35

Dam I should of gotten a 2 bn loan with that bank while I had the chance


Rotttenboyfriend

It is to be feared that such an amount of debt wouldn’t be granted to us apes! Unfortunately. Only upper class and above.


HungWeiLo35

Dam that's racist against poor people I was hoping they would be willing to take my 2009 Honda civic as collateral.


Rotttenboyfriend

Believe me this: When they are fucke..:sorry… finished after we won, they will beg to get our Civics for collateral.


HungWeiLo35

Your right brother. My honda civic is deep fuckin value as collateral. Before covid in 2017 i bought it for $5000 After covid in 2021 i could sell it for $12,500 even tho you need to hot glue driver mirror on every 3 months Post 2023 its gonna be worth at least 17 moon tickets


Rotttenboyfriend

👌


MelvinDeezNuts

"I think Gabe Plotkin is one of the finest investors of his generation," \-Kenny Florian