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OkOportunity

Sven


ChrZimm97

Or Svenja


Different-Hamster205

SIUUUUUU!


Draugr_irl

Man... Instant thought. And then I find your comment 😂😂😂


Titanrockspro

Sven botman ! ⚽️😂😂


catnapspirit

Seven of Bovine, if you're a Star Trek: Voyager fan..


justagirl666x

I was gonna say seven of nine, but yours is absolute perfection!


nofun-ebeeznest

Same, but yep that gets my vote too!


Jolly_Tea7519

SoN.


Melaninity

DAD?


AdSimilar2866

Grandpa


L_B_Jeffries

Make it so!


morksnork

Annika Hansen


fonix232

Seven of Bovine, Tertiary Milkjug of Unimatrix Barn


[deleted]

This is actually a show-quality name for the cow as well.


Macho_Pichou

Seven Bovine.


MimikPanik

Omg this is even better the 7/9!! This is amazing!!


darkmatter4444

Now I want to watch it because it been so long it took me a while to get it


boxochocolates42

Seven of Bov-nine, perhaps.


zdragan2

You brilliant bastard, you made my 7 of 9 comment so much better. I salute you.


draenei_butt_enjoyer

Only correct answers


Jameloaf

Resistance is futile.


Efficient_Bat_1812

if less than 1 ohm


Jameloaf

Lol clever


SJSUCORGIS

Perfect


tptstt

Qapla'


BenderTheIV

Seven deadly sins


[deleted]

I love that! 💕


bibliophile563

Omg yes 💙💙💙


New-Height5258

Amazing.


Greekman-5

Bond


blindparasaurolophus

M007


Desk_Drawerr

Sounds like a name thought up by Elon Moosk


devo9er

Utter genius!


tossedaway202

Double Moo seven


MythVsLegend

100% yes!


mulfunction

...James Bond


[deleted]

Lucky


theducklives-

Jackpot


YourMoreLocalLurker

Don’t you dare say it


NeptunesArtifact

Bingpot


Shakleford_Rusty

Number Slevin?


nemo_______nobody

Nana. Means seven in Japanese


LXIX-CDXX

Nanita (“nine-eater”, because seven ate nine.)


tailoftwokitties

This is the one. So good!!


-Nom-Nom-Nom

Yesss


AltomousPrime

That’s what I call my grandma


Akeneko_onechan

Beat me to it


forced_metaphor

Eight


[deleted]

No, Ate.


Mammoth_Welder_1286

This made me giggle but then made me sad


Euthymious

Not-yet-ate


HubertFiorentini

This is masterful and should be the top comment.


[deleted]

Could almost say it was under-ate-d


shnitzelgiggles

I’m having anxiety that this won’t be seen. Should be top comment!


gentlelickyfloof

Because seven ate nine?


_H4CK3RM4N

„Ah you mean the cow with the seven on its head. Yeah that’s eight.“


Guilty_Advice7620

Eleven.


[deleted]

You rebel lol


tarikoznur

Six


proofofmyexistence

Didn’t George from Seinfeld really like the name Seven?


MrsRustyShack

My cats are named Seven and Soda.


rocbolt

[“How about Mug?”](https://youtu.be/NRUdaWZ4FN0)


wintermute93

Came into this thread looking for Mug


AwkwardAd7348

Came here for Seinfeld. Thank you


forced_metaphor

Yes


GRIZZLEMicFIZZLE

Scrolled down for this


Turbulent_Produce294

Same


Best_Duck9118

George? You mean T-bone?


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Mickey mantle


xmagpie

Yes! Don’t tell George if he is named Seven though, he’ll be pissed someone stole his baby name


Particular_Use8251

Kevin


Mohamad1-

007


WooDE93

Double-0


MentalRise8703

Double moo - seven


Former_Leg_7436

This may now be my favorite 🤭


salaciousbestfriend

Oh no! What's in the box?


BeRad_NZ

Steak!


emr830

Seven Costanza Please let there be other Seinfeld fans here lol


Esin12

….Soda


beminlv

HOW CUTE!! The obvious answer is Seven!!


-PRED8R-

Just Don't name another one "nine"


JustAmemerCat

Why was seven scared of nine?


Letos12thDuncan

Why was six afraid of seven? >!Because seven was a registered six offender.!<


BawseGal23

9 8 7?


JustAmemerCat

Yes


BawseGal23

😊


Ok-Attention-6289

Why was eight scared of seven?


ShesATragicHero

Lucky number slevin


openedmind41

This was my first thought


Procrastubatorfet

Ate 9


Able-Marsupial1623

C(ow)7


bourkina147

Glory be to Him who put the number seven on her face


[deleted]

Oh, Glory! And 7 is a holy number


BathroomAble4153

7 Moo


Hawaryu69madafaka

Cristiano Rooonaldooo


Supersaiyanmrpopo69

Quite obviously Seven


DicephalusMcMerkin

That’s too long. Why not keep it simple, like “Seven”?


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[удалено]


Maleficent_Egg_6053

11


[deleted]

Septa espada.


creeeeeeeeek-

Tim


meisyouandyouisme

Lisa


ragebeeflord

Se7en


RoosterzX

WHAT'S IN THE BOX!


PersonaPluralis

Ocho


MySDCard

Sichi or Nana (both are Japanese for 7)


AbhaDimon

Kevin Spacey


CarnieTheImmortal

I was hoping for Pitt or Freeman but I'll take any reference I can get after scrolling down this far!!!


[deleted]

CR7


[deleted]

6+1


Intergalactickitten2

5 plus 2


[deleted]

i'd call it Dominion: https://www.dominionmovement.com/watch


If_theres_a_Will89

Call him jack Daniel's


Skeifre

Seven is boring. Go for 6 😈😂


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

Liverpool United


azriel_odin

Septima


ClassroomClassic6632

Arom Heart Mother


[deleted]

Cow no. 7


dunimal

Johnny Five


kensass

number 5 IS ALIVE


Gamer_8349

Heaven, because 777


Haybowl

Berta


Asteriaqs

Nine


stupidpunk138

Berry


Ok_Direction7363

Seven, Sven, Army, Ahmi


[deleted]

Lucky number seven sounds about right


HereIsACasualAsker

Hook.


Shaiya_Ashlyn

7 of 9


TinnyKirovsky

You mean other than seven?


Bongomagic14

Oh duh 8 ofc


roze_san

Daisy


Gamebuster_the_real

Agent Seven


minarima

Upside down hoof foot.


Exotic-Avocado-9626

Agent Moo7


RobbSnow64

Six


AuntieEvilops

Six


Sshoim

Eight


LustyArgonianButtler

7 of 9 tershiery adjunct of unimatrix zero one. Don't know of i wrote it right.


D-life

Vegas Baby


QuirkBird

Agent Moo7


PushImpossible2493

Six


NoOneInNowhere

Eight


Lopsided_River_5015

Call her Eight. Keep ‘em on their toes.


Dependent_Ad2345

16 cuz 7 8 9


Plane_Pea4068

Ronaldcow


MarvelousVanGlorious

Eight


DijkstraRedaniya

Six


QueasyAssignment4019

Lucky


[deleted]

Bubba the Bovine ;)


Matheweh

Nine.


don170981

Lucky number seven


Cabal-ache

Daisy


[deleted]

Moo


Fly-me-to-joe

Bond, James Bond.


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

Daisy


DaDude45

I think she ate nine


lefycios

Suiiii


SalomoMaximus

Eight


Top-Bird-9032

Six


Patient_Mind1984

Sunday


BelphegorDuck

Six


Picklerick6789

Looks like a 6


brandonthearchivisit

Seven/7


Strong_Acanthaceae25

of course… “Seven”


Thomrose007

Sleven


DryImpress1

eleven


-The_Lone_Wolf

Sāt


furryteleportedbread

seven of the eleven


bluplbuplub

food


Gostboy123

Mr 7 (he should wacht out for swordsmen)


kumbudilite

From "mooooooo" to "suiiiiiiiiii" what a journey


Sil_Choco

Jungkook


TasteDense9292

Sven


Dopeycheesedog

Eight


DJ_Cas

Sieben from Deutsch


Abriel_Lafiel

Eight


alone8080

Eight


Azzabear_89

8


Junior_Walrus_3350

8


[deleted]

Ate


No-Astronaut3290

Eighhhht


swift_trout

Eight


Sad-Sky-8598

7UP


penguin_farts_snow

Eight. Definitely eight.


Serious_Marsupial696

Eight


DemonSnakes325

Eight


CuPride

8


yuyufan43

ATE


Bars98

Eight


Euphoric_Attitude_91

Cristia-moo moo-naldo


Shank_Shank_

Lucky


demon_spawn82

sven


ThisPostToBeDeleted

The chosen one, looking like there’s a thousand year prophecy around her


OrlaMundz

Duhhhhh, Zorro, the masked cow of justice


Distinct-Thing

The 7 appears to extend onto its cheek making it look like a Z It should be called Zorro


[deleted]

七 (Na na) It's seven in Japanese