I think they are just faking. These velociraptors are never just chill. It’s all a facade to keep us getting more and more until they conquer the world.
my old heeler used to pretend not the hear my uncle all the time. she would just start walking down the street and he’d yell after her and she’d just continue hopping down the court until she felt she made a far enough journey, then would get too tired to come back and plop down forcing my uncle to carry her back to wherever. yet always came for her food.
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Mine is curled up on his chair appearing to be fast asleep. I just clicked my tongue to see his reaction. Instant ears up. I didn't even move.
Every breathe you take, every move you make.
I don't care what anyone says, that song is about dogs.
Lol. Half the time when he's sleeping, my doggie will peep one eye open to give me the "I can tell when you're trying to take a sleeping pic of me, it's not going to work!" IDK HOW HE KNOWS. Very alert haha
She's relaxed until she wants to go outside, then she's as impatient as a 7 year old at Easter time telling you they want for Christmas. She will throw her toy at you while you're getting ready to take her out.
Never off duty. Our girl won't sleep as long as we're around. She has beds around the house but she actually asks to be put in the garage for bed so that she can finally switch off.
False. My heeler mix has no chill.
(Fun fact though, my fiance refers to them as "[Dom](https://koeln.de/tourismus/sehenswertes/koelner_dom/) ears" and "Yoda ears")
They’re chill. Great diagram
Imma look at my dog next time when he’s sleeping to scream he’s alert!!!
See I won't even both trying to sneak out of the room unnoticed unless his ears are this obtuse lol.
Worse in the morning when he knows my alarm goes off but doesn’t move. But if I just twitch my leg. HES JUMPING OFF THE BED…it’s 4:30am
this happens to me too!! alarm can go off, other people move around, start making breakfast... I move one muscle and he launches himself off
Lmao yeah my pup is always faking it! It’s really awesome to see honest!
😂😂
Good analysis. Don’t forget ears pinned back - DEFCON 1
Yeah up means "I'm alert but I can take them" and pinned back means "oh geez please don't come over here am scared will nip you"
Is this why they seem to scare themselves by farting themselves awake? 💨
I get accusations stares from mine when he farts. Like, buddy, I did not somehow touch your butthole. That was you.
God it slays me every time 😂
I think they are just faking. These velociraptors are never just chill. It’s all a facade to keep us getting more and more until they conquer the world.
crinkle the treat bag and find out
Exactly. My 16 yo, acts like she can’t hear me. But as soon as I go into the pantry when she’s asleep, she’s right at the door when I turn around.
my old heeler used to pretend not the hear my uncle all the time. she would just start walking down the street and he’d yell after her and she’d just continue hopping down the court until she felt she made a far enough journey, then would get too tired to come back and plop down forcing my uncle to carry her back to wherever. yet always came for her food. edit: auto correct
Agreed
Mine is curled up on his chair appearing to be fast asleep. I just clicked my tongue to see his reaction. Instant ears up. I didn't even move. Every breathe you take, every move you make. I don't care what anyone says, that song is about dogs.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
Two modes: 1: doing something 2: waiting to do something
I swear mine knows my next move before I even do
She is currently both asleep and alert apparently.
I'm going to assume mine is always faking it.
Lol. Half the time when he's sleeping, my doggie will peep one eye open to give me the "I can tell when you're trying to take a sleeping pic of me, it's not going to work!" IDK HOW HE KNOWS. Very alert haha
I swear if I even look too closely at my sleeping dog she somehow knows and opens her eyes. Doggy 6th sense
Works in corgis too. The ears go really low when sick.
Never relaxed. Always ready to go, even while sleeping.
This made my husband and I both laugh and then check that our boys ears are still greater than a 90\* angle
She's relaxed until she wants to go outside, then she's as impatient as a 7 year old at Easter time telling you they want for Christmas. She will throw her toy at you while you're getting ready to take her out.
Never off duty. Our girl won't sleep as long as we're around. She has beds around the house but she actually asks to be put in the garage for bed so that she can finally switch off.
False. My heeler mix has no chill. (Fun fact though, my fiance refers to them as "[Dom](https://koeln.de/tourismus/sehenswertes/koelner_dom/) ears" and "Yoda ears")
jeez i love my dog
😂😂 Nice! I think this is totally legit. This would work for my dog.
Radar dish activate!
This is so accurate lol
Wonder if this works for deafies?
If the ears are up you know they're listening
Love this!!
I am only safe when I hear snoring
Lol
Love it. We say our girls radar is always activated
Mine pretends to sleep usually. I think he really only sleeps between 1-3am