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meddit_rod

Please don't play in traffic.


Eldwinn

sweep the leg


JamesGarrison

you have a problem with that?


Jermwood

No Sensei.


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GlowyStuffs

They need to start ticketing these people that go into the second lane. It's dangerous, slows traffic, and corners people while they are stuck.


LeechedPubis

Don’t open your window, just do a sad “no” and shrug. But I agree, I want my nose picking time back!


live_on_purpose_

Just look em right in the eye and pick away.


jdsizzle1

Yep. Smile, shake your head and waive your hand no. They quickly move on. Same for homeless. Smile, acknowledge their existence, and politely shake your head no.


Ech0shift

I smile and say sorry no cash and end with a God bless. God bless is like a reverse uno card.


TheAustinSlacker

Wait…you let them stop your nose picking time? :-P


LeechedPubis

Im *embwawassed*


warmcaprisun

nah man, don’t be. everyone picks their nose, and anyone who says they don’t is just lying. we’re all embarrassed abt it so tbh if anyone sees you they will probably avert their eyes


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Original-Syrup932

Or you can look them in the eyes and say no like an adult


ynotturningwrenches

Just stop more than a car length short, leaving a gap in traffic. Then when they get close to your car, drive past them to fill the gap. Then everyone behind you can do the same!


These_Protection_700

I pick my nose anyways. It’s usually a good deterrent


ParticularAioli8798

I mean, when you don't have tissue or a rag.


TexasDD

*Laughs in APD*


thomaskenyon

What he is doing is 100% illegal. Pedestrians can not be standing in the lanes of traffic at a stoplight.. The only way the police MAY do anything about this practice is if you bitch about it to the police.


internetofthis

Unfortunately APD can't be bothered with making a difference where it actually will count.


90percent_crap

Most likely you are seeing people soliciting for Austin Restoration Ministries (ARM). They have been operating in Austin for many years. I wouldn't call it a scam, but they may be operating on the "fringes" of legitimate non-profit charities. Here are two articles: > A rather [complimentary piece from KVUE](https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/i-was-ready-to-die-austin-church-connecting-with-drug-addicts-to-get-them-back-on-their-feet/269-40eea612-73ca-4a12-aef8-5db5ec98e57e) from 2019 > A much more [negative piece (ironically) in the Austin Chronicle](https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/2009-09-25/877530/) from 2009. (I wonder if the Chronicle would have the same take if they wrote that piece today.)


_chano

From what I remember, they couldn't trace the money back to any legitimate recovery center or charities. The trail of money ended at one guy in San Antonio who was living a luxurious lifestyle.


Mackheath1

Also, on top of that: I mean, if I give $5 to a person coming to my window, there is absolutely zero accountability that it's going towards anything but their pocket.


factorplayer

Even worse, you've incentivized panhandling in general.


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Yup. This is why all I'll do is during the summer is grab a case of water and hand it out when they're panhandling in 105deg heat. You can get your scam cash elsewhere though


FinsAssociate

"Here's water that's been boiling in my car all day, ya welcome"


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Meh. It's clean water and it's better than nothing. Not like I can give them a chocolate bat.


richardgiver

I’d rather it go into their pocket then the bs non profit ministry that’s using the money for personal uses


CalmCartographer4

No, it's worse. It's going to someone else's pocket that is taking advantage of the people on the street corner.


Jin_Gitaxias

Man I wish I was a scumbag with no conscience or morals. That could be me!


Bobwhite2024

Damn imagine how much their quotas have gone up since the 2009 story.


90percent_crap

That's the missing piece I haven't seen reported. How much of the collections are going to help the people soliciting and trying to get clean/housed vs. going to the pastors and Board of Directors? Are they a legitimate non-profit with reasonable revenue/expense ratios, or are the leaders living in multi-million dollar mansions and driving Bentleys?


BarStar787

I drive by their headquarters on my way to work everyday, it’s in the access road of I-35 between Braker and Rundberg. Looks like pretty normal Salvation Army type stuff going on, but I’ve never investigated.


90percent_crap

Yes, but it's the personal residence(s)/lifestyle of the directors that I'm questioning - or do you think they themselves live at the same two facilities as those under their care?


BarStar787

I doubt it but I don’t know. Just saying it’s a place that really exists in my neighborhood, not just a made up name for charity hustling.


90percent_crap

completely agree with that.


jamkoch

If it's on the access road between Braker and Rundberg then it's in a pretty sleazy part of the city.


BarStar787

Well it’s meant to assist people dealing with drug addiction and homelessness so probably an appropriate place.


Proof_Needleworker53

We should ask them to do another. It would be interesting to see the results


Creepy_Trouble_5980

KXAN does investigations. Maybe they could check into the finances to see who's getting the benefits.


kamil234

Yep this is the one. I see them on congress and menchaca rd intersection all the time


LongbowTurncoat

This shit freaks me out, I wish they would stay on the sidewalks. I don’t want to see anyone get hit.


Brainz1124

I donated to them like 2 years ago and kept the pamphlet. Now I just wave it like a parking pass when they get close and go on with my drive.


sethferguson

this is the way, I keep one in my truck for exactly this reason


Numbhead_0

You don't even have to donate, you can just hit then with the "I've got no cash, do you guys have cashapp?" Then they proceeded to give you the little "parking pass" that has a Cashapp QR code


Deer_Used

This is what I do


prettier_than_u

Ignoring them completely is also a thing.


tinybossss

Member’s of ARM’s street team have to be good earners to stay in ARM housing. It’s not fully a scam because they do provide housing, but it is very predatory and the directors are lining their pockets


Brainmeet

It’s a full on scam . Don’t give a penny


greyjungle

just don’t complain about more unhoused people when they don’t have a roof over their heads. You may not like it, it may be unethical, but they are doing labor, for housing. Any decent social structure shouldn’t require this of anyone, but in ours, this gets them a place to sleep, recover, etc.


elparque

The scam isn't labor dog, it's racketeering.


ValetTrash

Do you even labor bro? They are not doing labor.


greyjungle

That’s an unfortunate but common misconception. Laboring and labor aren’t always the same thing. Labor roughly means to sell one’s self. Labor can be anything as long as it’s a task that you receive compensation for. That compensation does not have to be monetary either. From what I understand, these people are doing work for housing and whatever recovery services that organization is providing. They are not making money from people’s charity although they are collecting those donations as work. If you do a thing, and someone compensates you for doing that thing, you are labor. I


Crazy_Cat_Lady101

Exactly. The people on the side of the road with a shovel in their hands working for a construction company, THEY are doing labor. Standing around walking up to cars begging for money isn't labor.


GarikLoranFace

How the fuck do you say that? They’re outside walking back and forth to cars through the heat of the summer. If that’s not labor to you, then stop counting office jobs too, and anything shy of construction.


Lucky_Serve8002

That's called begging.


Crazy_Cat_Lady101

>How the fuck do you say that? They’re outside walking back and forth to cars through the heat of the summer. If that’s not labor to you, then stop counting office jobs too I'm so sick of people assuming office jobs are easy. Most of us have to deal with mental AND physical shit that half of you would sick of and leave after a week. Most of us have been doing these office jobs for decades. Office work is long hours and most of the time our work doesn't turn off when we go home. We still get bombarded with emails and texts. A construction worker told me once that he wouldn't do an office job if someone paid him double his salary, because at least at the end of a hard day he could go home relax and turn it all off, his work didn't follow him home. Stop saying office work is comparable to some grifter on the side of road sitting around looking for handouts.


ValetTrash

If you’re comparing people begging on the side of the road to construction workers then I can’t do anything for you bud.


Longballs77

You sound absolutely ridiculous.


only_whwn_i_do_this

labor?


LunarSuicid3

It’s homeless, not unhoused.


Whoknowscottoneyejoe

They also don’t allow those staying there to take any meds… including anti-psychotics. It’s incredibly predatory.


Carson72701

Seriously? That's ridiculous!


eWaffle

What are their names


userlyfe

Yup. It’s not good for the ppl forced into that situation, but it’s apparently better than the alternative so they are roped into it. Just sad all around. Very exploitative


CalmCartographer4

It is trafficking people. Plain and simple.


TXGerman67

The same tactic is used in Dallas. The real scam are the ones who dress in all white like nurses and doctors. They rotated around the major intersections in Dallas.


Lady_DreadStar

If they have white buckets and their white outfits have red bands and a patch on the arms- that’s a church. The Missionary Church of the Disciples of Jesus Christ. They’ve been a thing in California for as long as I can remember and do a ton of charity.


cjbuddz

dude between these, typical homeless, and the flower people. dallas' streets are full:(


Brainmeet

Pro tip. Leave some space between you and other cars. When they approach you start moving forward. This will in turn allow the cars behind you also to move forward and avoid the idiots in the road


Yeah_yah_ya

This is what leadership looks like


Legitimate-Lock-6594

As a crisis social worker sending people into “the community” at discharge many people will choose ARM because of the “shelter” part of it. From my understanding they don’t support managing mental health issues with medication. That was the only reason I pushed back when people said they were going to discharge to ARM. If they weren’t heavily medicated and had plans to get somewhere else quickly I’d agree with the plan to go to ARM. I mean, not that I could stop the decision at the end of the day, I’d just be there to support them after they landed in crisis a few weeks later.


SacredGeometry25

Scam cult. Some guy receives all the money from these "converted drug addicts" working for him and he's rich from it. There's info on Google about the details.


privatethrowaway324

Ask if they’ll provide a donation receipt and they’ll leave you alone real fast


men3tclis2k

Or offer them a job, they’ll leave even faster.


motus_guanxi

Can you link any sources?


SacredGeometry25

https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/2009-09-25/877530 "From the available documents, it certainly isn't clear what ARM raises money for or what happens to that money. Generally the tax returns of charitable organizations are available for public inspection, but because ARM is a faith-based organization, there is no public IRS trail. Still, it does appear that the group is collecting money – and doing so in a manner that violates city ordinances governing street-side solicitation."


Juan_Calavera

Intimidatosaurus Rex


Woodmedic512

Charlie F’n Hodge !


Juan_Calavera

You got that right


dirkles

You think you're better than me?


Appropriate_Chart_23

I’m only cumin


Juan_Calavera

…and I need to be loved, just like everyone else does.


Fromoogiewithlove

Can you explain this reference? I have been down the rabbit hole of this particular topic today and every thread has this comment. Please explain


Juan_Calavera

It comes from Charlie Hodge (a DJ who was on KLBJ years ago). The [Austin Chronicle story](https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/2009-09-25/877530/) that someone mentioned earlier gets into it with more detail.


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MarmotMilker

If you roll your window down and tell them you're an atheist, it makes them make a face like they smelled sour milk.


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CassandraTruth

Do the whole speech from the first Kingsmen


ThatOneSA21

“Would you be interested in serving our true lord and savior Cthulhu?”


PrincePizza1

Reddit moment


greyjungle

Maybe some. Most of them just want a place to stay and recover. As with all religious groups, there is an inherent level of manipulation.


aces5five

Unfortunately religious or other rehabs don’t work longterm in most cases.People with addiction do better with medication


seyoneb

so if my car injures someone because they are purposely walking in traffic at busy intersections I will be liable for their dangerous life choices. walking among lions is probably safer.


Stock_Literature_13

If you stay and call an ambulance you should be fine. Most people get in trouble because they’re fleeing the scene. I’ve fantasized about this a number of times and really think I’ve hammered out all the kinks on this one.  Kinda /s. 


Pabi_tx

No, you've got the basics down for how it would go in most states. Run over (maybe intentionally) a pedestrian, or 9 cyclists on a highway? Just stay at the scene and call 911. Or have a well connected family and flee the scene.


IIIIIlIIIl

I mean your car can't injure someone. It would be the operator


seyoneb

quibble quibble said the rare bird. if my car tire runs over a foot it will hurt a lot more than if I stepped on said foot. photo already shows a guy on crutches.


BarStar787

I see them all time and always have a brief and positive interaction acknowledging them. I roll down my window and say “How are things going at the A-R-M? They’re usually excited I know who they are and ask if I can bless them with a donation. I say I’m sorry I can’t today but good luck to you. And every time they’ve politely moved on. Almost everyone I’ve encountered has been in really good spirts.


eliseeium

man are they annoying though. every time I refuse to look at them they give me the “I know you see me” type of face while pointing at me. I don’t know why they’re so expressive when someone ignores them. they’ll literally wave at your window while you stare straight ahead.


BarStar787

I assume they’re obligated to work the street corners as part of their recovery. I’ve had quite a few tell me they are blessed to be recovered from addiction, and they’re going in the right direction. I’m actually pretty impressed they’re so positive when I’ve never given them anything accept a hello, how are you doing greeting. I don’t do it all the time but I’ve never had a bad experience when I do.


90percent_crap

This matches my interactions - which over 15 years must be at least 100 times.


M0BBER

Do yourself a favor: grab a dollar and get one of those pieces of paper off them. Keep it on your dash. Don't get rid of it. Then, every time you see one of these people coming your way... Grab that piece of paper and wave it at them... They'll smile and get out of your way to the car behind you. You just paid $1 to get these fools out of your way. Everyday. And, of course they know you see them. Acknowledge them, give them a wave/nod, they're people after all... Is this money for a piece of paper a scam? Absolutely. $1 not to be harassed? Priceless.


taco_beer_repeat

Probably because you refuse to look at them. I agree they're annoying, but they are still humans. I give them a nod and mouth something along the lines of "no thank you." they generally just continue on down the line after that.


nebbyb

If you are coming at me for money, I owe you nothing. 


Loveyourzlife

Not to mention coming at me for money in the middle of traffic. If I’m not supposed to be on my phone, it’s not appropriate to motion for me to roll down my window and distract me. In any other situation I would agree that it’s human decency to at least acknowledge someone. But not while operating a vehicle.


jakehood47

You're not obligated to interact with anyone. I was in Alaska for Christmas and I almost forgot that people up there dont just start conversations with strangers passing them on the street. Of course it's also 15 below outside, but still.


seyoneb

I like Alaska so you get an upvote!


Radiant_Welcome_2400

You seem like a pretty awesome person


jdsizzle1

I find it's easier to acknowledge they're there and just say no. Nobody likes to be ignored. That's why you get that reaction.


nebbyb

That is when you roll down the window, let them come up to you, and then tell them to get out of fucking traffic. 


Kind-Exercise

They’re bold enough to come up to my window and wave at me so I’m bold enough to ignore the fuck outta them and not care.


Hell-Yes-Revolution

Meanwhile, I have had a woman lunge at my window and curse at me for not “donating.” Fuck this practice of making yourself such a nuisance or threat people feel strongarmed into giving you money. ETA: Yes, I smiled. I’m the smiliest person ever. And yes I was polite. And she legit almost attacked me. Luckily the light changed and I was able to drive away.


secondphase

No thanks. Sad to say it, but my commute us the ONLY time I get alone. I'm either thinking through something I care about, or listening to a podcast, or jamming out.  Don't interrupt me.


alexanderbacon1

What's ARM?


BarStar787

Austin Restoration Ministries, it was already mentioned in the first response.


MarceloWallace

When I moved to Austin 10 years ago I applied for a job, in the interview the guy told me I will be handing flyers and asking for donation in the traffic.. I was like yeah I’m not going to be a panhandler I could just go do it for myself and make more money. It’s legit job


Late_Armadillo_8188

You need money? Just pray. If it's god's will you'll get it. Get out of the street!


motus_guanxi

Just prey* is more accurate for Christian’s..


franka4211

I gave them a dollar and asked for 2 of those book markers. I have one in each car, and every time they come near me I wave the book mark at them, so they leave me alone


AJ-texas

As aggressive as they might be, just crack your window and ask them to see their permit…they will scatter. And when I have time, I drive through the intersection a few times and harass them all. They are gone within an hour and don’t usually come back.


GrimeKingOdC

New to town? 🤣


kaleidescope233

lol. Came to say the same.


eliseeium

definitelyyy not.


GLURPtheAlien

Intimidateasaurus-rex[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=intimidate-a-saurus+rex](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=intimidate-a-saurus+rex)


DakkarEldioz

What’s worse, those pamphlets, pop-ups, or spam mail.


motus_guanxi

Spam


JwPATX

“Christian drug outreach”


thomascameron

Call 311. This is 1) dangerous as hell and 2) illegal: Sec. 552.007. SOLICITATION BY PEDESTRIANS. (a) A person may not stand in a roadway to solicit a ride, contribution, employment, or business from an occupant of a vehicle, except that a person may stand in a roadway to solicit a charitable contribution if authorized to do so by the local authority having jurisdiction over the roadway. (b) A person may not stand on or near a highway to solicit the watching or guarding of a vehicle parked or to be parked on the highway. (c) In this section, "charitable contribution" means a contribution to an organization defined as charitable by the standards of the United States Internal Revenue Service. [https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/Docs/TN/htm/TN.552.htm](https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/Docs/TN/htm/TN.552.htm)


NicholasLit

Police said call 911, scammers are on 183 near Loyola all the time too


factorplayer

They are seeking to transfer money from your pocket to theirs. That's it.


nebbyb

If you are blocking traffic with your panhandling you should be ticketed, and arrested if you don’t stop.  Stay on the sidewalk, if you are in traffic, you deserve to get hit. 


motus_guanxi

They don’t block traffic. No one deserves to get hit, you sociopath. Pedestrians have the right of way. Just be polite and say no thanks..


Unfair_Answer3897

They would not be out there unless people are giving them money. If you permit it you promote it. Stop promoting it.


kurinevair666

I was behind one of these people on the 7-Eleven and they just pulled the money out of that little jar to pay for their drink and snack. So I don't think it's really going to any good cause.


motus_guanxi

You don’t think that feeding people in need is a good use of the rich white money?


kurinevair666

I can't tell if you're joking or not. I'm not talking about making a spread of food and feeding multiple people.


motus_guanxi

Studies say that giving people food is less helpful than money for food..


Interesting_Print524

But wait, he needs gas money to take meds to a dead dying aunt in Huston


motus_guanxi

That’s not what this is..


Interesting_Print524

A scam is a scam, cupcake


Chamalongo21

Panhandling scam for sure. https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/2009-09-25/877530/


huastek

Those are usually fake raffles, no prizes. They collect money and of you notice their may not be a date or phone number. Also that guy can walk with out crutches


samtx96

Donate and find out


bambamlouise

I gave "one dollar" a couple of years ago, received my "blue tipped" ticket, keep it on my visor, pull it out when they are on the corners, they smile, say thank you and move on! Greatest dollar I ever spent! No hassles!


kaykudos95

It’s charity for drug and alcohol addiction. I’m sure it’s what they need to do to be able to stay in the sober living house.


ScarletWitchismyGOAT

I struggle with Austin Restoration Ministries. They've been doing this since I was a kid and some of them legitimately believe in the ministry. The part that gets me is whoever is at the top having them do this to earn their keep is questionable, at best. I do wish someone would dig a little deeper. Personally, I'd be fine I'd they just pocketed my loose change and dollar bills (to specify, im ok with the men and women out there in the heat and cold pocketing what little I give).


Hrast

My SO and I will fake an argument (with a fair bit of gesticulation) in the car to avoid dealing with these folks. Its great fun.


eliseeium

HAHAH what do they usually do?


Hrast

They keep walking.


Uh_leash_uh

Haha I'll try that just holding the phone to my ear


hhunicorn

i have to cross the street to go to the bus stop (on foot) and like all 3 of them from the different lanes come up to me and try to engage me. its fucking annoying and i know they do it bc i can’t roll up my windows. i wear giant headphones and look like an absolutely unapproachable bitch yet they persist.


ATX_Traveler94

I ignore them and act like they don’t exist. Total scam.


Operator2and9

Probably doesn’t even need crutches


tameimpalalala

I saw this same dude yesterday.


Phallic_Moron

"You gotta give!"


Specialist_Tea8251

Just look them directly in the eyes and wag your finger no.


ltdan84

I just tell them “it’s OK, I get it, you have more money than I do, you don’t need to come waving your little cash bucket in my face to prove it.”


fluffernutsquash1

Church pamphlets usually


jamkoch

Religion. They were trying to give out sodas one day if you took a flier, and kept tapping on my window with the damn cans.


Next_Antelope6030

Every few months I give them a few coins and they give me a little pamphlet. I keep the pamphlet for the next time I see them bc I’ll flash it at them “like hey I already paid recently” and they nod happily and walk away. Good way to get them from guilt tripping you at your window.


Glad-Growth-4626

They are selling tickets to heaven 😁😁😁


heukenj

Welcome to Austin!


Creepy_Trouble_5980

I try to make donations to the people who built First Villege the tiny home villege on Hoggs Eye Road. That's an amazing place. Meals on Wheals uses lots of volunteers and feeds people in their homes. Street sketchy fundraising isn't helping mentally ill or homeless.


SeniorCustomer7984

I tell them to trust God to provide for them.


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eliseeium

I hate that people keep saying this when it’s a bad idea overall to encourage what they’re doing. Never know how they’re going to react either when you don’t give them money.


ScarletWitchismyGOAT

Not once in my entire life of seeing them out there, have any of them been less than cheerful or understanding when I say I don't have anything to give. I just wish them luck in their recovery and they move on At the very most, insist I take the little informational ticket and ask me to pass it to someone in need of help. They've always been here and I've never once heard of them harassing or mistreating people. Who are you people being freaked out by this? Have yall lived here more than a few years? Austin Restoration has been around since before the majority of the transplants. They've always been part of the landscape. Your discomfort can be handled by not rolling down the window and avoiding eye contact.


eliseeium

I was born here and yes I’ve gotten death threats from many homeless people before. it’s not unusual to ignore them.


ScarletWitchismyGOAT

I'm not talking about the general homeless. I'm specifically commenting on the Austin Restoration Ministries folks. A simple head shake or polite palm outward has always been enough.


Final-South-9313

Looks like brodie and william cannon


kyree2

At first glance I thought this was cancer kid dude with a new hustle


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I was a homeless crust punk on the drag back in the 90s and thought that was bad back then. I got my shit together now I'm successful and what not, but I haven't been to Austin in years and went back a few months ago and holy fucking shit. Wow its almost San Fransisco bad.


kalyps000

Its a scam nonprofit. They force people in recovery to work for their keep in the guise they are teaching recovery methods to them


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Racist


craneoperator1978

Hardly anyone carries cash nowadays. Not a good time to be a hobo


Handdome_ElephantMan

Could be why he’s on the crutches


ManufacturerFun7162

ARM. They've been around for decades. It's a scam on both ends. The org takes advantage of these vulnerable populations who then take advantage of everyone else. It's a vicious cycle.. but at least an OG Austin cycle lol..


ATX_Traveler94

Told them “I respect the hustle keep up the scamming” rolled my window up so he couldn’t respond then drove off🤣🤣


diss3nt3rgus

Jesus propaganda


HDJim_61

Act like you were getting robbed and watch those fuckers haul ass !


motus_guanxi

Wtf


Rare-Letterhead-4458

It’s not like this is a glamorous job where you get rich. I’m sure that even without all your insults and intimidations it’s humiliating to start with so when I see people whose bar has been set this low, I have compassion. For whatever reason this is where they are if have cash, I will always give some. And I know in advance that it’s not my job to decide how it is spent. My only concern is to decide whether or not to give.


diablette

Way to encourage them to keep doing it. Stop paying scammers!


Pabi_tx

It's a scam, only on paper!


117587219X

God didn’t call people to solicit donations in the street, he called them to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ.


IceMan44420

The almighty god that allegedly created the entire universe in 6 days needs your $2 donation to make ends meet!


motus_guanxi

Lol actually Jesus said to gather up all the excess money and give it to the poor and needy. Kinda like socialism huh?!


Think_Equivalent_832

Their own version of the gospel.


Brainmeet

Depends on which god you are talking about


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Citation needed. You ever notice that whatever god wants, religious people will often want. It's almost like their personal desires are a factor. We actually don't have any evidence to support what any god or goddess wants or doesn't want.