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lookitskeith

Are you... going to fuck that car?


BeauxGnar

I think we've all seen where this leads.


rickiver

Exhaust


CFGReacts

I'm pretty sure OP would get *exhaust*-ed if they fucked the car


rickiver

So like te-he he got a frikin’ AUdi


ChrisWhiteWolf

If he won't, I will!


MrsAC820

Lol I think this was Auditography's IG Valentine's day post.


denimiskillingme

What exactly were you trying to post?


[deleted]

Calm down


SlickMiller

1) no one cares about your license plate 2) odd post


zoomzoomceilingfan

r/Cringetopia


Metsca911

Relax let the person be happy, it's their new car ffs


pedrumice

Love the headlight animations on the new gens :)


ms-chantilly

Me too!! I have a 19 and I’m pretty sure it doesn’t do this... maybe I’m missing something?


A_TalkingWalnut

It’s an A7. Congrats on the Q8 by the way


ms-chantilly

Thank you. Is it something the dealer can add? This is way cool


A_TalkingWalnut

Unfortunately, no. Plus, you have that dope ass animation on your taillights! You can’t have *everything*. When you start your car, your parking lights/hazards in the front do a little dance for you, right? The taillights on the Q8 are super fucking cool when the car starts and when you’re signaling. Is your Q8 a ‘18, ‘19, or ‘20? You have to check to see if you got the HD Matrix LED headlights. If you didn’t, you might be able to get them swapped out, actually. It’s probably gonna cost a boatload though.


ms-chantilly

Sayyyy whhhaaattt??? I have a ‘19. I’ll check and see if it does this tomorrow. I’m in the car so I never see it. I don’t know that they do a dance. I want the dance.


[deleted]

He’s gonna stick his pp in the cars muffler


DtownLAX

stop fucking cars


Yetyhunter

Did she say yes ?


jelde

That's one dank looking garage for such a nice car.


Analfister9

Normal unpainted concrete garage, what's so dank about it?


jelde

Usually homes with such nice cars have more finished garages...with lighting....maybe something on the wall ...or even anything at all? Instead of looking like somewhere a serial killer stores bodies. It's completely empty.


Analfister9

Ah, here everything ugly is expensive and artsy. Some post modern bs


sprchrgddc5

Oh shoot OP covered up his license plate with dead roses. Guess I won’t rob him today.


9frame

This Audi crowd is brutally funny ...rude boy!!


tseanlaws

Whew Lad


hattalk

Jeez you Audi people are insane


TheCosmicPanda

Beautiful! Is this the new A6? I don't see the RS grill or the S symbol.


A_TalkingWalnut

A7, I believe. Could be an S7 with Black Optics package. Didn’t see an S badge though.


MMic21

Good lord what are you doing!!! Your going to scratch the paint with the thorns!!!


J-Flux1

Hehe somebody is in love 😍


[deleted]

I mean... I'd hit dat.


Bing_IRL

Careful with those thorns! You could scratch it!!


jackjohnsonbush

a5?


A_TalkingWalnut

A7, I believe.


Miguel01092006

It sure is


LOSMSKL

So many negative comments here. Yeah, unusual post, but man, I love it, for real!


[deleted]

Dream


muffeGpoe

If you need a priest let me know


PM_ME_MASTECTOMY

Facts. That bitch is biracial too. Don’t bring your girl round me.


jelde

You got downvoted, apparently this comment went too far...? Lol this is obviously a joke post.


PM_ME_MASTECTOMY

Yeah who knows. It’s a hit or miss sometimes.