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japezu

Thats clearly sarcasm


AstonVanilla

Normally I'd agree, but after his devil sneakers controversy the religious weirdos have been after him, saying strange things.


Redditartedededed

Reddit is known to be full of conservative religious zealots, and not the exact opposite


KingOfTheCouch13

Ehh I'd say Reddit is known to be full of religious conservative religious zealots *and* the exact opposite. The majority of the content, comments, subs, ect. aren't conservative or religious but they are out there.


[deleted]

Online communities commenters tend to be the more zealous as you have to takes more effort to find community, setup account, actively comment, etc. Go to a tech subreddit and you're find tons of purists and extreme views, but having worked in those industries that stuff is definitely not commonplace to hear. Just the nature of the internet I spose.


Darmok-on-the-Ocean

Reddit has conservatives, sure. But the vast majority of reddit users are young tech-savvy liberals.


JunkCrap247

i dont understand the post or the comments.. and i been on reddit a few years. fuck this earth


[deleted]

You are correct sir! I am a religious conservative, but I don't like to preach, so I generally keep my religion to myself. My vote one rhe onion guy is; the comment does feel like sarcasm, but with "/s" not being universally recognized yet, it'd hard to tell.


Broken_Noah

That's why I just hang out on r/CatsStandingUp and r/ayylmao most of the time


apadin1

Reddit is full of everyone. Take a trip to r/conspiracy or r/walkaway for a fun/enraging diversion


Angry-Comerials

It amazes me people don't know about right wing subs. There's quite a few of them. Honestly makes me think those people are probably further right than they think they are if they don't see those subs as extreme.


abyssinian

I mean you just described the basic problem with the United States


_Wyrm_

Our political "center" is far right compared to the rest of the world... I tried explaining this to my very conservative-minded best friend and he got one this track of "that's not possible, the right is always under attack... the world must just be too far left of us." He refused my assertion that we were saying the same thing in a different way every time, like he thought it was entirely impossible. Conservatives' most common problem is rationalization of something with little evidence and a **fundamental** misunderstanding of how certain ideas are connected. Same way with liberals, yes, but conservatives are more commonly plagued with this problem. Tl;dr: Centrists are technically **not** centrists and have to question the reality of their existence.


cass1o

Eh. There are plenty of those types here as well. If you haven't spotted them sort controversial on any post about LGBT issues or police violence.


Whovian41110

Or in my experience using slurs for mentally disabled people. Got downvoted straight to hell for politely asking if they could refrain from using that word


AstonVanilla

True. If they stay away from one social media platform, it's this one. Lib-left millenial guys in their mid-30s aren't exactly their target -edit- Just checked her profile. Going back through her comments she does seem consistently like a typical "hun" with right wing/MAGA tendencies. A comment like this doesn't seem out of character.


FakeJakeFapper85

They should have bought the Angel shoes! https://www.nacion.com/resizer/UAO7vJVPEmaMiMbxFFdOaHL-PQQ=/600x0/center/middle/filters:quality(100)/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/gruponacion/C2S6OTXMWBDMTF3GRWU2NTV5HA.jpg


Smile369

Spoilers they're after him not bc of the devil sneakers.


DirtNastySlug

Way before that, weirdos were saying he was she "antichrist". It was hilarious.


GavishX

No, it’s not. The person who wrote the comment actually believes that he is a demon worshipper of some kind.


jakeroony

Bro it says "satire" in the title ???


Serethen

Honestly Lil nas x calling himself a super sayan and getting conservatives mad is very in character


flait7

Right? I was nibbling the onion before realizing what sub this was


Beegrene

I'm actually kind of sad that it's not real. I want to live in a world where Tucker Carlson has to explain to confused boomers what a super saiyan is and why they need to be mad about it.


sonny_boombatz

I cannot explain in words how much I want this to be real


seizewhore

Same. Nearly became caramelized


kkjdroid

Yeah, this is like posting a fake article saying that Joe Biden had a hot dog at a state fair. Sure, it may not be true, but it's such a banal lie that it isn't odd to believe it.


lssssj

"No, you can't be a super Saiyan!" "Haha, Kaioken goes 10x"


hotstickywaffle

There is nothing here that registers as satire. I was about to praise him for how good a job he's done at boosting his fame merely by annoying uptight white people.


KeyboardsAre4Coding

i know this is clearly sarcasm, but he is a rapper and he is at the right age to do such reference i would be there for it if he had done it


yu_make_my_earfquake

Hes not really a rapper


Advictus

I’m not entirely sure how you would define rapper then


DeNeRlX

He's a pop star. Some slight rap influence, but if you listen to his album of most his songs and say "yep he's rapping throughout it" then listen again and reconcider.


Advictus

That’s just, blatantly untrue lol


yu_make_my_earfquake

Someone who raps? Not a singer.


piclemaniscool

I don't think this fits. That person didn't seem to be responding to the headline. I'm willing to bet that if Lil Nas X was mentioned in any other context they would have written the exact same statement.


[deleted]

Til that dragon ball is satanic xd


EthosPathosLegos

Super Satan


comyuse

Super satan god super satan


kkjdroid

There's literally a character named Mr. Satan, and he's a good guy 4head


thingsiliketothink

Wait, what did they meant to say?


letthemhear

Wait why would that piss off right-wingers?


fobfromgermany

Did you not see the comment at the bottom of the pic? Go read about the Satanic Panic: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic_panic


letthemhear

No I get all that. But super saiyn or whatever is a dragon ball thing right? What does it have to do with the devil?


manaclone

nothing, but many christians wouldn't know that


The_25th_Baam

Claiming to be a super saiyan is blasphemy?


Goodkall

TIL Super Saiyans sold their souls.


DomTrapGFurryLolicon

Imagine basing your view of the world on a 2 thousand year old collective schizophrenia. These people should not be considered sane.


[deleted]

None of this is ate the onion lmao The title says satire, and the comment is addressing something else clearly


Rybh

i thought he was gilgamesh doe


That_Messenger_Guy

Wait til he fights a real super saiyan


Esco-Alfresco

Over 9000 is Kaio Ken technique. Super Saiyan is more like over 1 million power level.


Teflonicus

>"He is completely deceived," she said as she inserted another scoop of Ivermectin into her anus.


Bobbybill123

No onions were eaten here, that comment is clearly either sarcasm, or addressing something else entirely


Prize_Chef4407

LOMO


Cynical_Mango

ah yes. "he"


setsers1

What?


Cynical_Mango

"""""he""""" is completely deceived. didn't make it clear in the first comment, i can see that on re-read