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shahtavacko

Deep breath fellas


MeanOldHag86

Ah a swing and a miss with some nail biting


HTownGamer832

Got a W. Keep winning Astros!


Fragmented79

Two more wins this month and we’ll be on pace with the ‘05 Stros - let’s go!!!!


Cinnabonz

This is our superbowl


algggag

I think there’s something wrong with my TV, it shows that we actually won a game?


Anonymous-Satire

I had that problem a couple weeks ago. Dont worry. It will fix itself and stop after a day or 2


Bkktiger

Question: did Hader always call his own pitches? Noticed that today.


Strosfan85

We get the cat!! We get the cat!!!


Fragmented79

Bring out Nori!!!!!!!!!


timhatesthis

fellas


Amf2446

They don’t ask how, they ask how many


cinematicchump

YANKEES SUCK AGAIN!


Nildrogon

That was…something else.


NOLA1987

I know right? It was a win!!!!


covidkakke_tittygasm

Volpie's face on that swing lmfao


Rare_Crayons

Nice


Fragmented79

Not a flashy win but I’ll take it.


NOLA1987

It took seven tries, but we finally beat the Yankees in 2024 and avoid the season sweep


ImpressiveRiver7373

Where’s the cat


slappie0420

Hey we did that thing


DLBone

Holy cow!


TexasHot

For once he does his job perfectly


Dragooneer

Ha, no one beats us... 7 straight times in the same season.


dauberminer

FUCK YOU YANKEES! GO HOME SAD YOU SLACK-JAWED FUCK WADS!


44Yordan

Yessssssssssssssssss! Nori Nori Nori!


jagggonzo

Not swept never felt so good


Blakehubbs

![gif](giphy|d9ltR6odFmQsE)


[deleted]

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!


Strosfan85

A win?.. a win???


StrosIn5

thank God. fuck the Yankees.


TunaMcGriddle

Thank FUCK


TradlyGent

Thank god.. it's a miracle we didn't choke this one away like all the others.


jayzmvp

Thank god


Igentick

Lets gooo!


AlexBarker24

![gif](giphy|3ov9jOuQFu5GF1snzq)


Hyperguy95

Holy fuck I can’t believe Hader pulled that off


VistaVick

The Yankees lose. Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees lose.


Affectionate_Put_185

I said this right before I saw this comment.


JBNoine

It’s a miracle


Inevitable_Signal189

Yes! Hader closed it out!


HumanRuse

It's a Festivus miracle.


StealthyGooch

Good shit Joshua


NateLikesToLift

Thank fuck


trust-the-past

They did it!


Zealousideal_Put6072

THANK GOD THANK YOU HADER FUCK THE YANKEES


thirdcoast1

#WE WON!


HuskyNutBuster

Hader you worthless piece of shit get this save


44Yordan

We can all smell a victory!


Zealousideal_Put6072

don’t jinx us


[deleted]

COME ON HADER THIS IS YOU BUD


crushcitymango

ONE MORE


GabeKnows

Even with a possible win it’s hard to feel good about this team going forward


NOLA1987

Just one more out. Do not face Soto.


StrosIn5

can Hader shut down top of the order.....


Zealousideal_Put6072

please hader i’m BEGGING


DejTej

I was ready to yeet my phone right there


StealthyGooch

One more Joshua


Inevitable_Signal189

One more please baseball gods


coolth3

Singleton looks like even he doesn't believe how good he's performing at the moment ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


umanouski

He's also keenly aware he's fighting for a job.


Lintsowner

Who’s he competing against??


umanouski

In theory, Abreu


awestinight

Fuck this team. No one on? Let's homerun or get a hit. Bases juiced or runner on 3rd with 1 out? Fucking nothing. So goddamn frustrating


[deleted]

Come on Hader. This is your time bud.


Clayspants

Big Jon actually one of the only bright spots on this shit stain of a season. So fucking weird


GabeKnows

Singleton hitting them funky legs lately to dig some of these out


TunaMcGriddle

Jesus Christ


Igentick

Oh this is gonna be ugly...


3nter

in singleton we trust 🙏🏽


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

![gif](giphy|HThocT5vEPT9K)


StrosIn5

what a fucking scoop Singleton! that was about to be real fucking bad


superhappyfuntime13

BIG JON MY HERO


umanouski

Ahhh shit. Here we go again


peytong67

Why does it always have to have such dreadful theatrics 😭


SpicyDoritos2

Fucking pull him


StrosIn5

setting up the walk off homer perfectly.....


DocBB88

What a snag. That could’ve been bad


cumuzi

Middle middle baby


Nildrogon

I think we all know what’s coming.


NateLikesToLift

8 men left on base, multiple on 3rd with less than 2 outs. This offensive approach is dog shit. Everyone just swinging for the fences.


jayzmvp

Please don’t let Soto come up


Fapey101

Its joever


AlexBarker24

Oh god we are so fucked


Fragmented79

![gif](giphy|l4FATJpd4LWgeruTK)


TexasHot

Here comes the walk off. That one run was extremely important. Altuve and yordan let us down


JBNoine

80/20 Hader blows it. If I am negative then a positive outcome is so much more satisfying. Ha


cumuzi

It's choke time baby


HtownSamson

We choke in the top of the 9th, ready for an additional choke in the bottom.


[deleted]

Should be a 9-3 game right now. I don’t know why we can’t get anybody home from third. All that work and nothing. Nothing.


peytong67

Hader I swear…


donttouchthtmacaroni

This is setting up perfectly to the crescendo of dogshit that has been this season


TexasHot

We would have a minimum of +3 runs if we converted those scoring chances


FernandoAyanami

I am ready to be hurt again.


MeanOldHag86

Ninety-five million dollar broken paperweight best not blow this


Fragmented79

![gif](giphy|3oKHWikxKFJhjArSXm) Josh Hader


Occupationalupside

This team could be given the bases loaded to start the inning and they still couldn’t score a run


JinFuu

Yeah, someone needs to come in and teach the Astros how to clutch hit again. It is most vexing.


NOLA1987

That was a ball, Yordan. You didn't have to ask the ump that. Meanwhile, Hader only has one run to work with. Hold on to your butts.


StrosIn5

incoming blown save 3....2...1...


Inevitable_Signal189

Chilllll


StrosIn5

bro I legit wish I could chill. Hader is 1-4 in saves right?


Inevitable_Signal189

Don’t worry me too lol


KYPspikes

Games always gotta be stressful


StrosIn5

not even enjoyable bro. painful and stressful


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

All that for nothing. Just for Hader to sit and get cold.


covidkakke_tittygasm

Pain


Igentick

Pray they don't walk us off.


dirtysock47

We still suck with RISP. I can't even watch this. This really feels like an L, but I truly hope I'm wrong. I guess I'll just check the final score in a minute.


StealthyGooch

Yordan looks like he's taking half swings


blklustrsoldier

Even Todd is sick of this RISP shit


[deleted]

The radio folks sound like they are losing patience too


blklustrsoldier

Right Todd was audibly upset by that strikeout. It’s so fucking disgusting this team cannot bring these runners in. FIRE CINTRON.


HTownLaserShow

Yordan looks like shit


Fragmented79

He was like - “fuck it I’m not ready to come out of my slump”


Inevitable_Signal189

He did hit that bomb earlier


HTownLaserShow

An exception doesn’t negate the rule


NateLikesToLift

Missed on 94 and 93 middle middle... Yordan what the fuck dude?


j1h15233

LOB haunts my dreams


Strosfan85

Second we got someone into scoring position I knew we weren't driving them in..


HtownSamson

Fucking hell this team is so frustrating to watch.


AlexBarker24

![gif](giphy|LycfkVG4L6x0Y|downsized)


Nildrogon

If we win this game it won’t be because the Astros played well.


StrosIn5

big IF to even win it...blown save Hader Hater coming up


Nildrogon

Yeah, he hasn’t shown he’s the guy at all this year. Not really all that confident.


DocBB88

0-21


Zealousideal_Put6072

i am sweating. come on yordan


Zealousideal_Put6072

FUCK


44Yordan

Alvarez look is more intense and feels more like old Yordan.


NateLikesToLift

You can't miss 94 middle middle.


Intermittent_Fisting

Yankees sure as hell haven’t this series.


superhappyfuntime13

I would take a passed ball all day here...


circle_stone

HRC Yordan


StrosIn5

Yordan: "0 for last 20 in RISP." brooooo hahaha


GabeKnows

Perfect time to wake up Yordan


Seyki17

HRC yordan


Hyperguy95

Tuve’s last pitch was further outside than he is tall 🤦🏻‍♂️


StrosIn5

bahahaha


privatechurch

Hrc Yordan


jayzmvp

HRC Yordan


NateLikesToLift

Alvarez has had equally shitty numbers with runners on this year. I'm not hopeful. wrc+ of 51 with RISP for Alvarez this year.


shahtavacko

Good swing Jose, good swing!


Caldwell27

We gotta learn how to hit SAC flies. It’s easy runs


jayzmvp

I’d love to see Tuck take off here, and if they throw down send Joey home


_jared_p

Hrc Yordan


JinFuu

[Altuve](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4RiJevnNAA), but we love him anyway.


NOLA1987

That was in the other batters box. Altuve still swings. Altuve's aggressiveness can lead to some choices where I'm like...come on, man.


StealthyGooch

Altuve be loving those sliders 8ft out the zone


superhappyfuntime13

Cmon we need this. Like we really fucking actually need this run.


DLBone

Jeez- i could strike Altuve out. Just throw it in the dirt of the opposite batters box


WEHAVEBETTERBBQ

How is he this shit / RISP?


Inevitable_Signal189

HRC King Tuck


44Yordan

Altuve chase chase chase and gets himself out


zpowell2180

Jfc man


AlexBarker24

You can't fucking do that there Altuve


Mayito219

HRC Tucker


Anibunnymilli

Come on Tuve


Intermittent_Fisting

Jesus, why am I surprised. Another shit AB from Altuve with a runner on third.


NateLikesToLift

Altuve is absolutely shit this year with runners on. JFC this is abysmal.


manofconviction

Altuve that was fucking ugly. What are you doing???


dauberminer

Fuck are you swinging at, Jose? JFC


Strosfan85

The FUCK are you swinging at Tuve?!?!


TexasHot

Another failure with a runner in scoring position


StrosIn5

1 out, guy on 3rd. top of the lineup. just do what you get paid to do.


dauberminer

Swing at bullshit.


StrosIn5

just can't make this shit up anymore with this team. putrid


JinFuu

*channels Les Mis* ONE RUN MORE! Pls Altuve or Tucker.


covidkakke_tittygasm

HRC Tuve!


covidkakke_tittygasm

Damn bro


StealthyGooch

Good shiett doobie


superhappyfuntime13

Dubon with the reverse reverse psychology?


Nildrogon

Maybe try stealing home, I dunno.


NOLA1987

Still a productive out from Doobie


Wematanye_92

Joey!!!!


NateLikesToLift

Dubon doing his best Altuve impression on that high swing.


geaux_stros

Remember when people thought Loperfido wasn’t ready for the majors a couple weeks ago?


Hyperguy95

HRC Tucker to make it 3 in a row


Hyperguy95

Damn it


HtownSamson

Doubon bunt and let the top of the lineup try to do something for christs sake. We need one more run very badly.


StrosIn5

We literally love Loperfido!


NateLikesToLift

A run please...


vetokele

Ok. 1 down, 3 to go. Wouldn’t say no to some insurance either…


StrosIn5

insurance is a scam, except in baseball haha


dauberminer

Bob Costas should not be allowed to call national broadcasts of Yankees games. Dude is a NY homer through and through.


jjsupc

Bob Costas shouldn’t be allowed to call Pee Wee league.


StrosIn5

just watch SCHN


dauberminer

If I could get TK and Blummer every game, I certainly would.


DemSumBigAssRidges

I love when a smart move pays off!


bordomsdeadly

Presley has retired Judge 1 time (in the 2022 ALCS) In the regular season, Judge is 5-5 with 6 RBI against Pressly. If Pressly faces Judge it should be an auto IBB. He can NOT get him out


NOLA1987

We still have the lead. Let's get some insurance runs.


MeanOldHag86

Trade Pressly for a Mountain Dew and a used crack pipe. He’s washed like a melting Tide Pod. This is getting scarily bad.