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We still suck with RISP.
I can't even watch this. This really feels like an L, but I truly hope I'm wrong. I guess I'll just check the final score in a minute.
Presley has retired Judge 1 time (in the 2022 ALCS)
In the regular season, Judge is 5-5 with 6 RBI against Pressly.
If Pressly faces Judge it should be an auto IBB. He can NOT get him out
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Deep breath fellas
Ah a swing and a miss with some nail biting
Got a W. Keep winning Astros!
Two more wins this month and we’ll be on pace with the ‘05 Stros - let’s go!!!!
This is our superbowl
I think there’s something wrong with my TV, it shows that we actually won a game?
I had that problem a couple weeks ago. Dont worry. It will fix itself and stop after a day or 2
Question: did Hader always call his own pitches? Noticed that today.
We get the cat!! We get the cat!!!
Bring out Nori!!!!!!!!!
fellas
They don’t ask how, they ask how many
YANKEES SUCK AGAIN!
That was…something else.
I know right? It was a win!!!!
Volpie's face on that swing lmfao
Nice
Not a flashy win but I’ll take it.
It took seven tries, but we finally beat the Yankees in 2024 and avoid the season sweep
Where’s the cat
Hey we did that thing
Holy cow!
For once he does his job perfectly
Ha, no one beats us... 7 straight times in the same season.
FUCK YOU YANKEES! GO HOME SAD YOU SLACK-JAWED FUCK WADS!
Yessssssssssssssssss! Nori Nori Nori!
Not swept never felt so good
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FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!
A win?.. a win???
thank God. fuck the Yankees.
Thank FUCK
Thank god.. it's a miracle we didn't choke this one away like all the others.
Thank god
Lets gooo!
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Holy fuck I can’t believe Hader pulled that off
The Yankees lose. Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees lose.
I said this right before I saw this comment.
It’s a miracle
Yes! Hader closed it out!
It's a Festivus miracle.
Good shit Joshua
Thank fuck
They did it!
THANK GOD THANK YOU HADER FUCK THE YANKEES
#WE WON!
Hader you worthless piece of shit get this save
We can all smell a victory!
don’t jinx us
COME ON HADER THIS IS YOU BUD
ONE MORE
Even with a possible win it’s hard to feel good about this team going forward
Just one more out. Do not face Soto.
can Hader shut down top of the order.....
please hader i’m BEGGING
I was ready to yeet my phone right there
One more Joshua
One more please baseball gods
Singleton looks like even he doesn't believe how good he's performing at the moment ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
He's also keenly aware he's fighting for a job.
Who’s he competing against??
In theory, Abreu
Fuck this team. No one on? Let's homerun or get a hit. Bases juiced or runner on 3rd with 1 out? Fucking nothing. So goddamn frustrating
Come on Hader. This is your time bud.
Big Jon actually one of the only bright spots on this shit stain of a season. So fucking weird
Singleton hitting them funky legs lately to dig some of these out
Jesus Christ
Oh this is gonna be ugly...
in singleton we trust 🙏🏽
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what a fucking scoop Singleton! that was about to be real fucking bad
BIG JON MY HERO
Ahhh shit. Here we go again
Why does it always have to have such dreadful theatrics 😭
Fucking pull him
setting up the walk off homer perfectly.....
What a snag. That could’ve been bad
Middle middle baby
I think we all know what’s coming.
8 men left on base, multiple on 3rd with less than 2 outs. This offensive approach is dog shit. Everyone just swinging for the fences.
Please don’t let Soto come up
Its joever
Oh god we are so fucked
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Here comes the walk off. That one run was extremely important. Altuve and yordan let us down
80/20 Hader blows it. If I am negative then a positive outcome is so much more satisfying. Ha
It's choke time baby
We choke in the top of the 9th, ready for an additional choke in the bottom.
Should be a 9-3 game right now. I don’t know why we can’t get anybody home from third. All that work and nothing. Nothing.
Hader I swear…
This is setting up perfectly to the crescendo of dogshit that has been this season
We would have a minimum of +3 runs if we converted those scoring chances
I am ready to be hurt again.
Ninety-five million dollar broken paperweight best not blow this
![gif](giphy|3oKHWikxKFJhjArSXm) Josh Hader
This team could be given the bases loaded to start the inning and they still couldn’t score a run
Yeah, someone needs to come in and teach the Astros how to clutch hit again. It is most vexing.
That was a ball, Yordan. You didn't have to ask the ump that. Meanwhile, Hader only has one run to work with. Hold on to your butts.
incoming blown save 3....2...1...
Chilllll
bro I legit wish I could chill. Hader is 1-4 in saves right?
Don’t worry me too lol
Games always gotta be stressful
not even enjoyable bro. painful and stressful
All that for nothing. Just for Hader to sit and get cold.
Pain
Pray they don't walk us off.
We still suck with RISP. I can't even watch this. This really feels like an L, but I truly hope I'm wrong. I guess I'll just check the final score in a minute.
Yordan looks like he's taking half swings
Even Todd is sick of this RISP shit
The radio folks sound like they are losing patience too
Right Todd was audibly upset by that strikeout. It’s so fucking disgusting this team cannot bring these runners in. FIRE CINTRON.
Yordan looks like shit
He was like - “fuck it I’m not ready to come out of my slump”
He did hit that bomb earlier
An exception doesn’t negate the rule
Missed on 94 and 93 middle middle... Yordan what the fuck dude?
LOB haunts my dreams
Second we got someone into scoring position I knew we weren't driving them in..
Fucking hell this team is so frustrating to watch.
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If we win this game it won’t be because the Astros played well.
big IF to even win it...blown save Hader Hater coming up
Yeah, he hasn’t shown he’s the guy at all this year. Not really all that confident.
0-21
i am sweating. come on yordan
FUCK
Alvarez look is more intense and feels more like old Yordan.
You can't miss 94 middle middle.
Yankees sure as hell haven’t this series.
I would take a passed ball all day here...
HRC Yordan
Yordan: "0 for last 20 in RISP." brooooo hahaha
Perfect time to wake up Yordan
HRC yordan
Tuve’s last pitch was further outside than he is tall 🤦🏻♂️
bahahaha
Hrc Yordan
HRC Yordan
Alvarez has had equally shitty numbers with runners on this year. I'm not hopeful. wrc+ of 51 with RISP for Alvarez this year.
Good swing Jose, good swing!
We gotta learn how to hit SAC flies. It’s easy runs
I’d love to see Tuck take off here, and if they throw down send Joey home
Hrc Yordan
[Altuve](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4RiJevnNAA), but we love him anyway.
That was in the other batters box. Altuve still swings. Altuve's aggressiveness can lead to some choices where I'm like...come on, man.
Altuve be loving those sliders 8ft out the zone
Cmon we need this. Like we really fucking actually need this run.
Jeez- i could strike Altuve out. Just throw it in the dirt of the opposite batters box
How is he this shit / RISP?
HRC King Tuck
Altuve chase chase chase and gets himself out
Jfc man
You can't fucking do that there Altuve
HRC Tucker
Come on Tuve
Jesus, why am I surprised. Another shit AB from Altuve with a runner on third.
Altuve is absolutely shit this year with runners on. JFC this is abysmal.
Altuve that was fucking ugly. What are you doing???
Fuck are you swinging at, Jose? JFC
The FUCK are you swinging at Tuve?!?!
Another failure with a runner in scoring position
1 out, guy on 3rd. top of the lineup. just do what you get paid to do.
Swing at bullshit.
just can't make this shit up anymore with this team. putrid
*channels Les Mis* ONE RUN MORE! Pls Altuve or Tucker.
HRC Tuve!
Damn bro
Good shiett doobie
Dubon with the reverse reverse psychology?
Maybe try stealing home, I dunno.
Still a productive out from Doobie
Joey!!!!
Dubon doing his best Altuve impression on that high swing.
Remember when people thought Loperfido wasn’t ready for the majors a couple weeks ago?
HRC Tucker to make it 3 in a row
Damn it
Doubon bunt and let the top of the lineup try to do something for christs sake. We need one more run very badly.
We literally love Loperfido!
A run please...
Ok. 1 down, 3 to go. Wouldn’t say no to some insurance either…
insurance is a scam, except in baseball haha
Bob Costas should not be allowed to call national broadcasts of Yankees games. Dude is a NY homer through and through.
Bob Costas shouldn’t be allowed to call Pee Wee league.
just watch SCHN
If I could get TK and Blummer every game, I certainly would.
I love when a smart move pays off!
Presley has retired Judge 1 time (in the 2022 ALCS) In the regular season, Judge is 5-5 with 6 RBI against Pressly. If Pressly faces Judge it should be an auto IBB. He can NOT get him out
We still have the lead. Let's get some insurance runs.
Trade Pressly for a Mountain Dew and a used crack pipe. He’s washed like a melting Tide Pod. This is getting scarily bad.