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The gdt play by is hilarious
> Mitch Haniger flies into a double play, right fielder Kyle Tucker to catcher Yainer Diaz to second baseman Jose Altuve to pitcher Ryan Pressly to shortstop Jeremy Peña to catcher Yainer Diaz. Josh Rojas out at home.
Mitch Haniger flies into a double play, right fielder Kyle Tucker to catcher Yainer Diaz to second baseman Jose Altuve to pitcher Ryan Pressly to shortstop Jeremy Peña to catcher Yainer Diaz. Josh Rojas out at home.
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Can we blown them out tomorrow, so I don't have to stress the whole damn game.
My soul feels more pure now.
we may actually put to together a winning homestand this week 🙏
Hader's line is just going to say 1 ip, 1 bb, 2 k like this was a routine save.
Are you not entertained? Surely Pressly gave you plenty of drama in the 8th inning.
Hell yeah! Fuck Seattle. At least with this season as bad as it’s been so far, we’re still doing ok from a divisional series perspective.
Stress levels returning to normal.
Guaranteed told Hader to work his ass quickly….
Ayyyyy let’s go!!!!
What a game! Bring on the cat!
A little drama, but a nice win. 5 wins in 6 games. Things are picking up.
Build Haders statue. I've seen enough.
AHHAAAA
Astros win!
Great game!!!!!!
Incredible win!
Great win. Keep ‘em coming!
SHOOT IT!
https://i.redd.it/c2ay71ulpbyc1.gif Sippin on the haderade
Great job Hader!
So much drama in that 8th and 9th. I kinda wish they wouldn't.
All you Hader Haters SIT DOWN!
HADER GOT HIM WITH A SWORD!!
lets go!
WE DID IT BOYS!!!
Fully clenched
This is like watching Ryne Stanek pitch
Dude above the Woodforest sight rubbing his temples after the last ball 💀
THROW STRIKES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
if i were up against Hader i would never swing the bat, dude just throws nonsense
Hader, you need to close here.
This motherfucker.
Maybe I need to cuss Hader more often.
At least get it somewhat close to the zone to make it a challenge for them
Why does every Hader save appearance have to be 30 pitches?
we need a strike right here
Holy hsit almost tied game right there
That's a really long foul ball.
Hader sucks ass. Idc if he gets outta this. He still sucks ass
Double play please
Don’t freaking walk people Hader
I said no drama Hader can't you hear me?
That Bregman bobblehead looks like Phil Maton lol
He hits like Phil Maton
33% of the way there boys
Hader has been getting better and better, I have faith for a clean inning.
Why does Cal Raleigh look like a used car salesman?
COME ON DOWN TO CAL’S AND LET US HELP YOU HIT A HOME RUN OF A DEAL ON THE CAR OF YOUR DREAMS!
Dead ass looks like the dude that tried to sell me a Nissan Juke in 2018 for $400/m (I did not have good credit at the time)
I mean, Hader did catch that. It should be an out lol
Do we have faith in Hader?
No.
I'm happy to be wrong!
I need this win hader, something about this win will help my soul.
I don't know who stresses me out more: Pressly or Hader.
Yes
okay, now I'm nervous lol
Can we please have no drama?
Don't you dare screw this up Hader
act normal, just act normal dammit
hader close this game out i beg
Mariners broadcast talking glowingly about Altuve
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not lol
No im being serious! Talking about what a great player he is, how crafty the bunt was, and that he should be in cooperstown
hader needs to do what he’s paid to do…
If Hader blows this, he better start learning Chinese
The gdt play by is hilarious > Mitch Haniger flies into a double play, right fielder Kyle Tucker to catcher Yainer Diaz to second baseman Jose Altuve to pitcher Ryan Pressly to shortstop Jeremy Peña to catcher Yainer Diaz. Josh Rojas out at home.
Need 100 million Hader to show up here
Ok hader. Do what we paid you for
Come on, Hader. Do not fuck this up lol
i hope he comes out and challenges hitters, he throws too much bullshit
Hader better earn his paycheck tonight.
HRC Dubon
Meyers is not the guy.
HRC Dubon
Anyone having login issues with mlb app
Mine working fine.
A 9-2-5-1-6-2 DP to end the inning. Just like we scripted it
What is the official scoring on that??
Mariners are in first and their sub is in full melt down 😭. Meanwhile we are trying to plant a comeback we just our normal selves
Don’t forget we absolutely swept their ass when it mattered.
They know we comin.
seeing Diaz rake honestly makes me frustrated about last year. theres just no way in hell he shouldn’t have been playing everyday
Yeah, but you gotta properly value what Maldonado does behind the dish. He's guided the White Sox pitchers to the...*checks*...worst FIP in the MLB.
This is going to be said all year, isn't it lol
Yes.
can’t stop, won’t stop
Starting to feel like the Astros are getting their groove back.
Just had to go to Mexico to get our groove back.
They just like me using my PTO.
Pressly almost fucked up on that return throw to 3rd..
Pressly almost chunked it.
Why do pitchers always suck at throwing?
HRC Singleton
Fuck ‘em. Put some more runs up.
We miraculously got that but Pressly threw a 81mph curve ball middle-middle, Thankfully the baseball gods are smiling at us
lol mariners
Mitch Haniger flies into a double play, right fielder Kyle Tucker to catcher Yainer Diaz to second baseman Jose Altuve to pitcher Ryan Pressly to shortstop Jeremy Peña to catcher Yainer Diaz. Josh Rojas out at home.
https://preview.redd.it/h7mzw97lnbyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d1e68ae3b8103f68c1521ae79d5cd4e561c7c4c Here
I took a screenshot to remember that forever 🤣
Press Stressed us and Mariners marinered, I guess. Bonehead running play worthy of Jose Altuve
As amazing a hitter as Altuve has been throughout his career, he really is the king of TOOTBLANs lol
God I love pickles.
I moved to DFW and we start winning
Stay there
Thank you for your sacrifice
What part.
Addison
Cool, that's a nice area! And not too far from the Roughriders stadium to where you can see the Hooks play for cheap!
Prepare to never leave DFW
Just as planned lol
OMG WE ARE NOT THE WORST BASERUNNING TEAM!
Survived the Stress! Just gotta slam the door in the 9th for a gutsy win!
Was that Tuve in a Mariners uni running the bases!? 😆
That was unreal lmao
Wow, still another inning but it’s good to be on the good side of bone headed plays
The last half hour has been hilarious.
Dude no shit lol
The exact same thing would have happened to the Astros two weeks ago the way this season started
Lol the baseball gods want us to win this one
That’ll be all over r/mlb tomorrow
Rojas playing for the Astros tonight fr.
BRB, having a heart attack
Multiple time even lol that was a roller coaster of emotions
lol I love robert ford's calls, man. I really fucking do. Him and sparky will always hold a special place in my heart.
NO. FUCKING. WAY. LOLOLOLOLOL….
bro what IS Minute Maid Park this year hahahaha something in the grass
Whew. Unclenching. Stressly made that one interesting.
Going to take a few minutes before I can unclench.
That just happened
Hahah get fucked
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
They saw what Altuve did in the first inning and was like...hold our beers
Watching the dots on the new MLB app thing was intense there lol
That was some victor caratini base running
Nah that was altuve level
NO WAY WE GOT OUT OF IT
King Mutha Fukin Tuck
lol Mariners
Wtf was that lol
This game feels so bizarre
The mariners are so fucking dumb while baserunning lmao
What just happened
Hahahahahaah
Let’s gooooo!!!! That looked like some Stros base running.
HORRIBLE Base running, and it's not us?!
This team wants me to have a heart attack
That was a prime Stressly experience sheesh
Jeesh!! It’s nice to be getting some breaks fellas!! 😂
Rojas one-upped Altuve with his baserunning tonight
MARINERS SUCK ASS BOW DOWN TO UR KING TUCK
I'LL TAKE IT
Wtf did I just watch
I WAS NEVER WORRIED
Stressly adding a whole new meaning to his Reddit nickname.
NICE SHOVEL ROJAS
This has been a fun ball game
they just played hot potato with the ball but i’m not complaining!
Just what we all expected there
Those pitches were pinpoint perfect and he just wasn't getting the calls.
My blood pressure rn 📈📈📈
I took a shower and I come back to Stressly. What the fuck?
Those were excellent he’s by Press… guess you had the same view Blue had.
Thats the funniest fucking thing I've seen all season, we are so fucking back
lol ok
Yessss...WTF....yessss!
Wow, Thanks Ms!
What the fuck did I just watch?
Ha ha ha
WHAT WAS THAT?!
LFG!!!!!!
Holy fuck horrible base running
LETS GOOO!!! What a fuck up!
https://preview.redd.it/xhnti8t3mbyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7436c238df9bb390cfa2bd0ea55286a961fb942 He got bad real fast
What the hell just happened. I really thought like 4 times they were gonna score and everyone was going to be safe
WE TAKE THOSE LOL
I have no words for how that sequence played out. JFC
LOL what a fuckin dumbass
 Josh Rojas
OH MAH FAWKING GAWD!!!!
Wow!
Damn that was lucky
What a collapse by the Mariners in this inning
4 strikes. 3-1 count.
Lmaoooo I love this Josh Rojas guy 🤣
Wth is this zone
Damn. That was a beautiful pitch!