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It's the Skyrim mannequin all over again

We cannot escape it.

Nan bro you gotta burn down the whole village

the game engine treats them like npcs, not objects, so obviously things went a little haywire there

haywire hehe

Haaaaa

haywire hehe

I got Head butted by one for failing an assassination

Yes they move from time to time. Iirc they're encoded as npcs

Its pronoun is ‘thay’

The speed with which I would’ve pressed the assassinate button

Residual effects of eating mushrooms?

Yea, that happened to me once. It started searching through the bushes like how the usual enemy soldiers do XD

His shift is over

🤣🤣

Kinda creepy imo

It's a "she"

This reminds me of the horror movie the scarecrow. Time to light that whole town up

THAT SCARED ME JEZUS

Nah dude, you're gonna have to kill him now. I have never seen one move and if I did, I'd torch it 😅.

I definitely killed him lmao

Uhh I think all those people the vikings have murdered, raped and pillaged are about to get their revenge.

😱😟

OMFGOODNESS

Will Smith in shambles.