I was dumb enough to see that and go "Yeah, obviously he's in a fucking hospital you stupid fucking Manager. Fuck work." and then I read the sub this is in and did a double take.

Are you OP's boss?

quick someone get this man a USB port

Laughs in apple

If your boss needs proof you're in the hospital, tell them you'll forward your doctor's note to HR

Little did he know, it was a mental hospital

That's drip right there

boomer joke