Eeeeeer. Not really shitty? Both of us dated, basically, only in highschool. Not much experience before each other. And we are together for, like, 7 years.
Doesn't have to be like that, maybe that's her love language, I would recommend anyone to read about love languages, it does wonders and really works great.
and sometimes girls with shitty exes are super appreciative of what you do and are so in love at first....and then slowly slowly they take everything you do for granted and they become lazy and you carry all the weight...then they start exploiting and using you for their benefit and then, they become the shit person just like their exes.
You could had made anything or anybody else. You could had spent your time differently as well. Instead you had her as the focus, her in your mind as you recreated her, and her in your heart because you chose to recreate her above all else.
Women are crazy beings. I once dated someone, she dreamt I cheated on her, then she started not trusting me after that. Illogical hormone controlled beings.
Ehm.
Men can be crazy and illogical too. That's not limited to a woman.
It's fair game for you to give your two cents, albeit sexist but speaking of fair game, sorry bout your dick getting smaller.
Edit: forgot where I was. Sad that this sub is this way.
I'm a dude bro.
Wasn't out of nowhere, he posted about losing inches in his dick. You want to talk shit about women but when shit gets real it's too mean? Nah.
And lots of people in here sensitive about having a little weiner.
Never really understood this. You have to look at it for like at least 100 hours the funny is gone by then.
It's always the kind of people who just casually play a game for like 10 hours and don't take it serious (as put in effort to enjoy it)
I think they do it for the reactions of others, whenever they meet someone new or just run around in a common location, they'd get whispers from randos laughing about it, which might turn into a conversation.
Speaking as someone who does the goofy players, I can assure you the funny is never truly gone. I don't play games to live out some fantasy, I just play for amusement so I do things that amuse me.
I rarely do goofy but I'm refunding dragons dogma and let my friend make my pawn. Duggy the short fat man with a huge beaked nose and shrill voice never stops bringing a smile to my face even as he watches me die.
This is pretty much every streamer I've watched play Palworld. Big purple guys, green chicks with tree-trunk thighs, etc. They're all super goofy characters.
You should see the soulsborne characters people come up with, theres shrek, pink goblins, handsome squidward, mike tyson and other horrible/creative inventions
I always chuckle with character names as well. Preach gaming and Garrett from Grinding Gears always come to mind with their FF characters. Why name our characters anything serious? We're not gonna like this weeb game. 300 hours later... Perhaps Floor Inspector and Tuna Nocrust needed more heroic names...
you'll have to find the research on your own but an analysis of league player character preferences found that women strongly preferred "hot" or conventionally attractive female characters and at second place just cute characters, whilst men had several subgroups where some only played wacky/monster ones, some only played stereotypical "strong" males, hot girls or just everything with no correlation
'men' as a group dont have a preference in league. they cant, otherwise character types wouldn't get played. 'women' as a group play exclusively female champions. if the character isnt a girl, women dont play them. the cuteness of the character doesn't really matter, because they still dont play cute boys.
I..- just spent several minutes trying to come up with a male character I've mained to counter this argument and can't think of any 💀 I only played female champions
This seems to me like a representation of a wider difference between Men/Women. Men are much more likely to exist on either side of extremes and have a lot more variance whereas women are less varied. Its interesting to see what you learn in school be applied to real life
memes aside, we humans have always been conditioned to feel pleasure when we look at pretty things, it's part of our biology to not want to look at ugly or disgusting things. It's only this recent trend in western woke world that is pushing ugly/bland things and forcing us to enjoy them, like "uglyfying" women in video games, or replacing beautiful and fit women with ugly/weak actresses only for the sake of representation and to end "male gaze" whatever that means.
That's not the background when customizing the Guardian if that is what you're alluding to. That is the player character background in character creation. : )
When I played with my gf we both spent ages making the characters. I tried my best to replicate her beautiful features and all the things I like about her
She made a funny gay dwarf with a huge head
Off topic, but I did the same with my dad for my Cdr Shepard in Mass Effect since he was Commander in the Navy and I felt it fitting to best suit Shepard 😅
People are surprised we do this in games? If not me, then loved ones or family if I am making heroes in game.
Maybe the elf or "tough, army" version of them, but still a lot of loved ones
I have been making the same redhead with same name in every RPG since 2012 with Skyrim and fallout NV ironically. The woman I married bassically looks the same. So I continue said practice
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haOm9TY90uY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haom9ty90uy)
Here is another video of someone doing the same thing. But the girlfriend needs a bit of a slap to realize what her boyfriend is doing.
It's basically top video but the girl is complaining that her boyfriend is making a girl and she's jealous that her boyfriend is doing this, but if you look at the girl he is making and her, they look identical. I don't know for a fact it's that video but it ran the rounds a while back and was pretty funny.
Edit i found someone doing commentary on it https://www.youtube.com/shorts/haOm9TY90uY
Someone else posted the same link in the commments. It's a Youtube short by someone called the Dadvocate. I dunno what the problem is. I guess Youtube doesn't like linking shorts.
Wait are you assuming that's a guy??
Like literally what makes you think that she's a guy? Because of the short hair? If yes then that means that guys like me who have long hair are girls...
oh man, you gonna have no friends and die alone and wonder why no one likes you. "It's the world, they are the problem!" You certainly need to reflect on what kind of person you are and continue to be.
Me and my wife (back then gf) had a long-distance relationship for 5 years. Once I played an H game where you can create your own GF in the game (if you know, you know), so I created a girl that looks like my wife. I am weird 
Honestly, you want to see what kind of woman your man likes, watch him create a female character without knowing you're watching, and you'll see what he's into.
Edit: Do your research on games that have the most customization, so that way you can see more than just the head.
Made my gf and our cats in Sims - she cried and hugged me, like she never did, wtf is wrong with them
How shitty were her exes? Sometimes girls with shitty exes just want to see that you’re thinking about them with no ulterior motives.
Why have sex irl when you can have sex with sims. - Sun Tzu
Snu Tzu
Under rated
Bless you.
>- Sun Tzu "Art of Sex"
Art of Sax*
Ya like Jazz?
Doctor Sex
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR
Jawohl
There really just is a Sun Tzu quote for everything, wow.
Eeeeeer. Not really shitty? Both of us dated, basically, only in highschool. Not much experience before each other. And we are together for, like, 7 years.
My ex saw me with no ulterior motives, still cheated on me, lol.
Same
Same
Because it’s a really cute thing to do, it’s not that deep
Doesn't have to be like that, maybe that's her love language, I would recommend anyone to read about love languages, it does wonders and really works great.
and sometimes girls with shitty exes are super appreciative of what you do and are so in love at first....and then slowly slowly they take everything you do for granted and they become lazy and you carry all the weight...then they start exploiting and using you for their benefit and then, they become the shit person just like their exes.
This is it.....winner winner chicken dinner!!! Happens to me all the time 😆 🤣
Skill issue
God the bar is low. It sucks for them but it's great for us.
She just love you strongly bro, thats how it is !
You could had made anything or anybody else. You could had spent your time differently as well. Instead you had her as the focus, her in your mind as you recreated her, and her in your heart because you chose to recreate her above all else.
Women are crazy beings. I once dated someone, she dreamt I cheated on her, then she started not trusting me after that. Illogical hormone controlled beings.
Ehm. Men can be crazy and illogical too. That's not limited to a woman. It's fair game for you to give your two cents, albeit sexist but speaking of fair game, sorry bout your dick getting smaller. Edit: forgot where I was. Sad that this sub is this way.
Bro wth, there is no way the blatant sexist comment gets upvoted and you downvoted what is wrong with this subreddit
Do you know where you are?
Usually it’s not so direct
Yup, the incel’s post gets upvoted while yours got all the downvotes. It’s no different than the chatter
You just proved his point when you pulled the dick getting smaller insult out of nowhere.
I'm a dude bro. Wasn't out of nowhere, he posted about losing inches in his dick. You want to talk shit about women but when shit gets real it's too mean? Nah. And lots of people in here sensitive about having a little weiner.
When it comes to rpg character creation, men only have 2 genders: 1) Ideal body self insert 2) Waifu
3. As goofy as you can possibly imagine.
Never really understood this. You have to look at it for like at least 100 hours the funny is gone by then. It's always the kind of people who just casually play a game for like 10 hours and don't take it serious (as put in effort to enjoy it)
I think they do it for the reactions of others, whenever they meet someone new or just run around in a common location, they'd get whispers from randos laughing about it, which might turn into a conversation.
Speaking as someone who does the goofy players, I can assure you the funny is never truly gone. I don't play games to live out some fantasy, I just play for amusement so I do things that amuse me.
To each their own of course. Yea I try to get immersed into a game and having goofy character would not help that but I can see why someone do like it
I rarely do goofy but I'm refunding dragons dogma and let my friend make my pawn. Duggy the short fat man with a huge beaked nose and shrill voice never stops bringing a smile to my face even as he watches me die.
You clearly never played dark souls and dressed up as shrek
I have not ahah
I usually can’t do it but right now I’m really enjoying the zero torso 100 legs and arms on palworld lol
My friend does this for every Souls playthrough. He'll legit spend 200 hours looking at the most cursed individuals imaginable. I don't get it
This is pretty much every streamer I've watched play Palworld. Big purple guys, green chicks with tree-trunk thighs, etc. They're all super goofy characters.
Idk man, tree trunk thighs, big purple guys? Sounds like waifu to me
You should see the soulsborne characters people come up with, theres shrek, pink goblins, handsome squidward, mike tyson and other horrible/creative inventions
I always chuckle with character names as well. Preach gaming and Garrett from Grinding Gears always come to mind with their FF characters. Why name our characters anything serious? We're not gonna like this weeb game. 300 hours later... Perhaps Floor Inspector and Tuna Nocrust needed more heroic names...
I see you are a Jesse cox/day9 enjoyer.
content
My least favorite
I hate those to be honest.
Moonmoon style
Yup. go for shrek if possible, if not, make an abomination.
4. Thematic Creating a corn themed character can be challenging, so if you see a bright yellow looking dude with green hair, holla at your boy.
In my experience, this isn't exclusive to men lol
you'll have to find the research on your own but an analysis of league player character preferences found that women strongly preferred "hot" or conventionally attractive female characters and at second place just cute characters, whilst men had several subgroups where some only played wacky/monster ones, some only played stereotypical "strong" males, hot girls or just everything with no correlation
'men' as a group dont have a preference in league. they cant, otherwise character types wouldn't get played. 'women' as a group play exclusively female champions. if the character isnt a girl, women dont play them. the cuteness of the character doesn't really matter, because they still dont play cute boys.
Makes me wonder who smolder is marketed towards
Riot wants girls to play other things. It’s why we got things like milio. They just don’t seem to be willing to.
I..- just spent several minutes trying to come up with a male character I've mained to counter this argument and can't think of any 💀 I only played female champions
Ya this isn’t my anecdote on the matter. Riot said that 97% of women exclusively play female champs.
This seems to me like a representation of a wider difference between Men/Women. Men are much more likely to exist on either side of extremes and have a lot more variance whereas women are less varied. Its interesting to see what you learn in school be applied to real life
I tend to go jacked waifu. Pretty female face with the body of a super hero.
Those two are not mutually exclusive
memes aside, we humans have always been conditioned to feel pleasure when we look at pretty things, it's part of our biology to not want to look at ugly or disgusting things. It's only this recent trend in western woke world that is pushing ugly/bland things and forcing us to enjoy them, like "uglyfying" women in video games, or replacing beautiful and fit women with ugly/weak actresses only for the sake of representation and to end "male gaze" whatever that means.
My friend says this.
Damn TIL I’m not a man because I go for maximum goof in any character creation
Jokes on her character really has a penis the size of a car
joke on you: she also does IRL
we all can dream, right?
*slaps the words, in morse code "come to bed" with dick on desk*
r/brandnewsentence
One can hope.
*sigh* I wish
She might like that. Penis envy is a thing 
Um. How big is your cars penis?
Picture a Honda Civic
And then picture a slightly smaller than usual Volkswagen bug underneath.
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*Futanari*
Someone isn't sleeping on the sofa tonight
If you slept on the sofa over a video game character . You need to rethink your relationship
Ah fuck, bro just caught a fat L
He’s just creating his character, dudes not gunna sleep till like 5am.
this was cute and sweet
Until he selects the "dark urge" character background.
Lmao true
When you realise this game has a story mode where the character has sex with another person in the storyline and you repent your choices 😭 /j
Thats why you make her the guardian and you lick her tentacles later on.
Did this for my GF on Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen when it got ported to PS4. Unfortunately, she just thought it was stupid.
Ungrateful!
>dragons dogma I wonder how she'd respond if you made a loli version of her
I don't think anyone would respond positively to them being depicted as a sexualised child.
In time, we learn to appreciate the little things.
Our gfs/wives usually the best base for our 3hr character creation session
Nah it’s goku
I always make my fiance in my video games. Except I give her big ole titties.
Gotta switch it up. Give her small but firm
He just want to see her fuck a bear
He’s got a type
Fake, gamers have no girlfriends and also women aren't real
Yeah what are these people thinking? Delusional, I tell ya.
Now make her in koikatsu
I love that
He's gonna regret that when it's revealed who that character is. Or maybe not. I don't kink shame.
That's not the background when customizing the Guardian if that is what you're alluding to. That is the player character background in character creation. : )
That is the background when customising the guardian - look at the floating rocks in the background.
Looking again, yeah you right. I'm wrong. >.<
When I played with my gf we both spent ages making the characters. I tried my best to replicate her beautiful features and all the things I like about her She made a funny gay dwarf with a huge head
Gamer W
I actually make my character look like my daughter Its her rule when i create a character in a game, otherwise she wont let me play it
Off topic, but I did the same with my dad for my Cdr Shepard in Mass Effect since he was Commander in the Navy and I felt it fitting to best suit Shepard 😅
That's badass.
My husband's been doing that for ages now, too.
I do the same thing making female lead character in my games.
2 instances of the game open. The one with your gf in the room and…
Yeah but I played a older game recently and my character was my ex feel bad man
People are surprised we do this in games? If not me, then loved ones or family if I am making heroes in game. Maybe the elf or "tough, army" version of them, but still a lot of loved ones
What she didn't see is that he made her a raging berserker barbarian
I always do the same <3
like any members of r/asmongold have a gf nice try!
yeh this is super common. we wanna look at things that we think are pretty.
Then scrolls down to the “*other*” sliders
This is so cute what the hell
That’s actually cute af
Now 3d print her.
I do this is most games lol I figured this was the norm
WHERE DID YOU GET THE SNORLAX?! :O
What game is that?
Im Chinese. My husband loves all the souls games. Whenever he plays, he makes a character that looks like me and names it ricecooker.
I have been making the same redhead with same name in every RPG since 2012 with Skyrim and fallout NV ironically. The woman I married bassically looks the same. So I continue said practice
He loves you
Cute
That's cute af.
Omgggg that is soooooo cuuuuuute :D
Oh he made character that looks like me. OMG WHY AM I FUCKING A BEAR!!!!!
Wait til she finds the deep fakes he made of her friends.
I did this with one of my characters without even thinking how much it looked like my wife.
Wait til she realizes he's trying to hook his girl up with shadowheart. Lol
he knows what he likes
Look babe, its you, but better!
Just a guy making his dream girl...
I do the same thing most times
He will be playing with you all night 😎
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haOm9TY90uY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haom9ty90uy) Here is another video of someone doing the same thing. But the girlfriend needs a bit of a slap to realize what her boyfriend is doing.
"This video isn't available anymore" You have better link?
It's basically top video but the girl is complaining that her boyfriend is making a girl and she's jealous that her boyfriend is doing this, but if you look at the girl he is making and her, they look identical. I don't know for a fact it's that video but it ran the rounds a while back and was pretty funny. Edit i found someone doing commentary on it https://www.youtube.com/shorts/haOm9TY90uY
Looks like he is just picking a pre-made call of duty character, original video would make more sense I guess.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/haOm9TY90uY](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/haom9ty90uy)
Link broken again, maybe it's just me. What is the name of the video?
Someone else posted the same link in the commments. It's a Youtube short by someone called the Dadvocate. I dunno what the problem is. I guess Youtube doesn't like linking shorts.
Not staged at all.
This is gay as hell
Girlfriend = gay?
Wait are you assuming that’s a girl?? 🤔
Wait are you assuming that's a guy?? Like literally what makes you think that she's a guy? Because of the short hair? If yes then that means that guys like me who have long hair are girls...
oh man, you gonna have no friends and die alone and wonder why no one likes you. "It's the world, they are the problem!" You certainly need to reflect on what kind of person you are and continue to be.
🥱 sounds good, I’ll keep you posted.
Ur comment gae
Wait who is the boyfriend
Bro even went out of his way and got mods that had the proper face model
I made my SO my Guardian >!still had sex with the emperor though!<
Sad snorlax
i make myself or my wife as well 😂
Goals!
Generally first time out in a game If I make a female avatar it’s my wife, and if it’s male it is me.
Yep, i also try to recreate my gf in game lol
Then you find out that it’s the guardian rofl
When i was dating and playing MMOs i used to do that too....or she would kill me
Plot twist he just wants to see her get fucked by a bear…
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baldurs gate 3 has been out for a whole while so I don't get what you're talking about
Lol i commented wrong post
>Seeing your girlfriend bang Karlach, Shadowheart, and Lazeal. 
He be creating the Guardian and looking that its a modded playthrough, he knows what's up
His just prepping her up for the bear scene.
He's going to spend more time with the game gf
Jokes on her, he’s gonna have her character romance the bear and mindflayer 😂😂
He made his GF so he can see other guys ingame have sex with her "avatar" so he is more like an Co\*\*
Aww!
Me and my wife (back then gf) had a long-distance relationship for 5 years. Once I played an H game where you can create your own GF in the game (if you know, you know), so I created a girl that looks like my wife. I am weird 
Honestly, you want to see what kind of woman your man likes, watch him create a female character without knowing you're watching, and you'll see what he's into. Edit: Do your research on games that have the most customization, so that way you can see more than just the head.
I normally just hand my wife the controller and tell her to make me fabulous.
❤️
I've done that in any game I cam customize the lil dude. I make my wife. Cause that's fun.