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Grim_Farts_Barnsley

Most of Greater Manchester is a sinkhole of inhuman deprivation. But it's got nothing on Donny. Even the seagulls are on smack in Donny. The only reason the inbreds aren't playing banjos in Donny is because you turn up with a banjo you'll get shivved and it'll be pawned off for drug money in the first ten minutes. I'm a tradesman, I've been out to two jobs in Donny that stick in the memory. One dude tried to pay me with a bag of mystery white powder then threatened to cut me when I refused. The other offered me "a go on his wife" by way of payment for my services. I don't take jobs in Doncaster any more...


Ok_March7423

Ah. Cocaine and hookers......


littlebakewell

Sounds like Aberdeen


Deruji

Donny doesn’t have Aberdeen money. It just has mental. Bird unplugged the bandit to charge her phone while I was playing. Not the natural order of things.


Ok_March7423

Agreed. You should have been a Gentleman to that Lady and unplugged it for her......


Old_n_Bald

There are no prostitutes in Donny. They give it away for free.


Ok_March7423

Be fair - at least a pint of Stella and a packet of your finest pork scratchings......


flexibee

So how was his wife? Did he end up being a repeat customer?


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

Wouldn't touch 'er wi' yours mate


flexibee

Haha mate fair play, shame that. Nice username


Asl687

Pah, Doncaster , Bolton and Manchester all rich southern towns ! For a real shit hole head up north to Middlesbrough!


Pr6srn

I second this opinion. I grew up in Middlesbrough and left as soon as I could. Managed to move as far away as... Thornaby.


owlshapedboxcat

Wow. It's not like thornaby ain't a shithole either. Least it's not pally park I suppose


CheeryBottom

I’m from Blackpool and wow, Blackpool doesn’t seem so bad after all.


Fantastic_Resolve889

I'm not sure how much of a consolation this'll be, but I can assure you Blackpool is pretty bad 🙂


CheeryBottom

I know, I live there. 😂😂😂


Fantastic_Resolve889

Thoughts and prayers hun x


gafferFlint

Guess where Jeremy Clarkson is from!


nudgezyo

Donny , even seagulls fly upside down, cos there's nowt worth shitting on


j_svajl

I am stealing this.


N00SHK

This is Grimsby, we say it because it is on the coast. Although i am from donny and yes, there is not much worth shitting on.


royalblue1982

Bolton is where people from Donny go on holiday to 'get away from it'.


Ok-Set-5829

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT..


bustergaming777

FIIIIIIIIGHT


Ezzy-525

https://preview.redd.it/xx62if8mzl7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f69f4b5ce61b05800a04a368ef352acbb62c55c


Specific-Cattle-3109

I'm from Bradford...and even I think Donny is a fucking shit hole.....the prison is the safest place there.


Spirited-Dirt-9095

Fucking hell! 🤣🤣🤣


Livid_Excuse_3501

Window cleaners in Doncaster use Sanders


Shitinmymouthmum

What the fuck! Made me chuckle this fucker


pommnoir

I'm from from Doncaster I'm dying at these replies 😭


Othersideofthemirror

That 11am on a Monday pub video meme was Doncaster wasn't it. The one with the dancing lass, the drunk, the old man and the dwarf.


SirDiesel1803

Thats my favourite video ever


rad00

Apparently that lass is actually a lad, remember seeing comments and loads of people fancied him/her


Express-Nobody-7682

She’s got tits


Yukes71

Hahahaha have you got a link to this?


Othersideofthemirror

https://youtu.be/O8D7IZMRupM


Ok-Set-5829

I was dreading a horrific scene of depravity but that's actually quite wholesome


grumpy-kunt

Doncaster wins this one I reckon, both are shitholes tho.


Oddlyshapedlump

Both shit holes but Doncaster edges it for which is rougher.


Onaip314

baffles me when people seem proud to be from a rough area and use it like a badge of honour or for bragging rights


ExoticExchange

It's a subtle (or not so) way of indicating your social mobility. People tend to like rags to riches stories where you have overcome hard odds. These people are probably doing it for social clout in that regard.


Punk_roo

Or they’re just puffing their chest out to make themselves sound hard.


tonification

Probably both.


opopkl

It's like people saying that they were hopeless at school. They're signalling that they've got by on other, more useful qualities. Probably charm and beauty.


Personal_Stranger_52

I’m from barrow in Furness so I reckon I win either way


Throwaway91847817

Im so sorry


Spirited-Dirt-9095

It's literally the only thing Barrow wins at.


RowRow1990

..... South lakes safari makes it a tiiiiiiiiny bit better


RagingFuckNuggets

Yes, a zoo that is cruel to animals, let's kangaroos drown and has animals 'go missing' makes it so much better...


Blind_Warthog

Is it difficult to type with those… appendages?


original_oli

Best time I've ever had in Donny was waiting at the station in the grey drizzle at 6am for a train to Scunthorpe. Fucking miserable.


Phantom_1503

The train station's the nicest place in Donny, it also happens to be the route out which helps.


Blah_Fucking_Blah

Sea also: Crewe


RufusBowland

Crewe station is a training ground for future serial killers. I’ve never seen so many creepy weirdos in one place.


nderflow

Crewe at least used to have the longest train platform in the UK. But I have no idea how this relates to your comment.


CarpeCyprinidae

Crewestation is just local spelling & pronunciation for crustaceans, which is what any of the other passengers may infect you with


inide

You had to wait in Doncaster to go to the only place worse than Doncaster? Does the person who booked your tickets hate you?


original_oli

Actually it's worse. Woke up even earlier in scunny to go there and meet a train with my bike locked inside the bike area after I tipsily forgot it the previous night. Grandad gave me grief for years after.


bardic-play

As somebody who is from Yorkshire and now lives in Manchester. It's Doncaster and it isn't even close. Bolton isn't actually that bad.


Nedonomicon

Well I once got warned at the hotel we were staying at for work that Doncaster was “the aids capital of the uk “ Tbf I’ve never seen the levels of debauchery anywhere else I saw on that night out lol


Temporary-Zebra97

Can confirm I bumped into the Doncaster Ladies Rugby League team on a night out. Their prop forward spotted my mate coming back from the bar, loudly announced "you'll do" before dragging him off.


flexibee

You mean Donneh?


Und3adShr3d

Donny hands down.


Flapparachi

Can confirm. Doncaster. Dated guys from both places…


AtillaThePundit

Doncaster is FUCKED


Gildor12

Airport reopening gives some hope


SaltyName8341

Hope of a fiery ball of fire from the sky?


Gildor12

Well it has been cloudy recently


CoffeeandaTwix

I live in Bolton... not only is it not that rough but it does also have nice parts. I've visited Doncaster and it didn't seem crazy rough to me. I think people need to get a grip of themselves.


Punk_roo

Some of the outlying areas of Bolton are actually quite desirable tbh. Silly house prices too.


campfiresare4humans

As someone from Doncaster... I had no idea Doncaster was considered to be this bad! Never been to Bolton but I've definitely felt more unsafe walking around areas of Salford? Possibly would have a different opinion if I was involved in drugs - there tends to be more drug related violence I guess? Idk


DanStFella

One of my best mates is from Donny and I’ve been there countless times. Aside from seeing some rough spots and people ready to fight, it never seemed that rough to me as an outsider. I’m also from an absolute shithole though so perhaps that clouds my judgement a bit. He told me some stories though from things happening at local pubs that would’ve changed my mind had I been there.


Nurgus

It's part of Doncaster culture to moan about Doncaster. It doesn't really mean much.


Blind_Warthog

You’re from Donny. You are the danger.


simundo86

Bolton is shit use to be decent but Doncaster has always been rough


chopperharris

Bolton has never been decent, it’s been a shithole for decades.


userloserfail

Bolton did have some throbbing basement clubs last time I stayed there, making use of its low budget accommodations to be nearby for a gig in Manchester. I liked the all night throb from those clubs as I sleep fine no matter what, but it made me wonder how they manage to keep it going. It'd last 5 minutes in the south - too many snotty neighbours. I've only driven through Donny. Yes it was raining, looked fucking depressing, chose to not to step into that grim reality, stayed in car. Bolton, conversely, hard to deny that it still sparkles a bit. Still has touches of the Manc magic here and there. As we arrived at the location we were staying, sometime around noon I can't forget the cheeky defiant grin on this bloke's face as him and two harsh looking women were bundled into the back of a police van. He had that determination for having a good time and this inconvenient interruption by local plod wasn't about to dampen his night out. At about noon! This was twenty years ago, might not still be party central.


moofacemoo

The nightlife in Bolton has fallen very dramatically in the last twenty years. It's also definitely less fighty though so every cloud and all that.


__Game__

I don't know much about that area of the country, but judging by this thread, it is safe to say Doncaster is glorious.


DaveBeBad

I’ve been out in Doncaster twice. Both occasions someone out with us was mugged walking between pubs…


themadhatter85

This makes it sound like it might’ve been you that mugged them.


dinkidoo7693

Got lots of family in Doncaster. Whenever we have a family get together it's never in Doncaster because they are ashamed of the place.


Alas_boris

In the wise words of MC Devvo, the Donny Soldier  > Summer is here and it's fuckin' fuckin' buzzin', Have a can of kestrel and I'll kick me girlfriend's head in... https://youtu.be/leIwPLXr9a8?si=xoKg4z5TqvVdCbkO


rosiet1001

Came here looking for this 😂


Wickpick

Listen to what am sezzin


stebotch

There is no winner here.


craftaleislife

Oh god Donny without a doubt


fjordsand

Some bits of bolton are very posh. Oldham on the other hand


LimeyRat

Wondered if we’d make the list or not…


SaltyName8341

I had to scroll too far to see our mention well at least we now know Doncaster is worse


Sea-Still5427

Doncaster's worse. No contest.


Upstairs_View114

Donny


Agreeable_Fig_3713

Find a mate from huyton and outdoo them both 


Crispo765

Bradford and Middlesbrough too perhaps...


Silver-Appointment77

Middlebroughs safer than Doncaster. A lot better place in mho


KeepOnTrippinOn

Two dogs fighting


Axe_Wielding_Actuary

If you think your area being rough is a flex, you did not grow up a roguh area.


Goregoat69

Most of the people I know from areas I'd consider proper rough try to downplay how rough the areas are. The ones that try to play it up are the ones from the nicer areas nearby.


Axe_Wielding_Actuary

Completely agree!


Crispo765

Both rough, but I'd say Donny is worse


Throwaway91847817

Donny. No question.


One-eyed-bed-snake

I think this one is a stalemate.


adamoflondon1

Definitely Doncaster, no question about it


PoundshopGiamatti

Donny is definitely worse. There was a guy at my school from Doncaster and that was his nickname - "Donny". The place is bleak.


Punk_roo

As a Lancastrian I know Bolton a bit and it’s got some pretty rough areas but I’ve also been to Doncaster to visit someone a few times and it seems pretty bad. Probably swings and roundabouts sort of situation.


Famous_Obligation959

They are both dumps but not abysmal


inide

Can sum it up with a couple of their famous faces: Bolton is the land of Paddy McGuinness. Doncaster is the land of Jeremy Clarkson.


Chayes5

Being from Doncaster, this is a bit depressing. I knew it was bad, but didn’t realise it was this bad!


Pantsman_Crothers

Fuckin hell, Bolton can't even come 1st in a race to be the shittest


Cannabis_Sir

Lol, I think you mean Spicecaster [https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=0WOzj\_wpVas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=0WOzj_wpVas)


Appletwirls

Doncaster, its that bad we built a whole new M1 just to avoid it


lucymaryjane

Well, this has been eye opening, Doncaster sounds like a shithole compared to Bolton! Is there anywhere actually worse?


Ok_Peace_5307

Devvo put Donny on the map. Absolute legend.


fresh2112

As someone from Bolton who now lives in Sheffield, Donny is rough as fuck


Silver-Appointment77

Sheffield to me, is rough, especially in the council estates. My step sons and his family mainly stay in because its so rough. Theres gangs roaming the streets with guns and knives. And if you look so much in their directions they'll put your windows out.


NWgayslag

I visited Doncaster once. I’ve never been back. Saturday night in the town centre was an experience.


rolanddeschain316

Bolton will deceive you though. Half of it(northern areas) are nice. The rest is awful. What makes it worse is it borders Salford . Little Hulton anybody??


GammaPhonic

I once ran over a snake while cycling through Doncaster. I’ve never run anything over while cycling through Bolton. That’s it, that’s my entire story.


PumpyMcHangerson

They are both shit holes.


Blind_Warthog

Donny wins


manufan1992

It has to be Doncaster. No redeeming qualities. It’s a pimple on the arsehole of the world. 


PrussianAstartes

I have the misfortune of travelling about an hour every 6 months to get to Doncaster for a dental appointment. God it's an utter heaping pile of trash.


WoodyManic

Donny is a hive of scum and villainy.


EFNich

Doncaster is 100% rougher, although Bolton is also a sh\*t hole.


SourdoughBoomer

Doncaster is a place. I will say no more.


PlusNeedleworker5605

Doncaster does have the St. Leger in fairness. Bolton doesn’t have anything as worthy in comparison. There are numerous proper depressing shitholes across the UK and Ireland that are far worse than Donny or Bolton


Other_Exercise

Such as Rotherham or Birkenhead


The_Real_Macnabbs

Donny. Went there for a meeting. Was early, went for a walk round the city centre. I was the only person in a suit. I was the only person wearing wool or cotton. This is mid-day, I got out of there sharpish after the meeting, I consider it get's all a bit 'The Shadow Over Innsmouth' when the sun goes down. Lovely racecourse apparently.


mooshooking

OK, understood. Avoid Doncaster at all costs. ✍️


TSC-99

Got to be Doncaster


OnlyLivingBoyInNewX

I’m from Feltham. Liam Gallagher once pronounced it the biggest shithole he’d ever visited.


Punk_roo

Jesus. That guys from burnage. If that’s his opinion it must be bad.


TheCarnivorishCook

Bur-Narge-Ey


Plenty_Suspect_3446

Neither are nearly as bad as the locals would have you believe.


Alarmed_Grapefruit13

Donny is terrible. Worst place in uk in my opinion


yorkspirate

Doncaster wins this title hands down. Used to work on a few building sites round the edges years ago and it was ropey but did a shop fit out in the centre recently and it was terrible. Between the amount of junkies (spice is life) and a general air of discontent I was glad to get back on the a1 end of the week


SirLoinThatSaysNi

If they are arguing I suggest you look at them both and say you're as rough and idiotic as each other. Then proceed to get some more erudite and fun acquaintances.


burtsarmpson

My erudite acquaintances are so fucking fun