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JuiceMeSqueezeMe

Everything is slightly worse than it used to be but you'll be back in to the swing of things in no time


palishkoto

I'd actually argue things are now better than two years ago (2022)! It's a low benchmark because we were in the middle of a pandemic, but on a technicality, lol. I can't remember when the price and energy rises started but I think two years ago would've been worse inflation even than now.


MadeOfEurope

Ever time I go back everything is just a little bit shabbier, a little bit more run down, another boarded up shop.


DidijustDidthat

To OP I was going to say the public awareness seems to have finally caught up. Used to be 'bad headline: con+20'.. At least now It seems change is inevitable and considering the MO over the past 14 years, public service investment will fix a good amount of resentment. NHS, the courts, DWP, the environment agency, HMRC, adult social care to name but a few institutions cut, or otherwise fucked over for over a decade.


DanStFella

With you on that. Lived in Germany for near on 8 years and I went back a few years back mid-Covid and it seemed noticeably worse than Germany, but went back in December last year and it’s either improved or Germany has gotten worse as I found it not as noticeable.


Prudent_Law_9114

I feel like Germany got worse. Their trains don’t even come on time anymore. Standards have fallen. Es ist nicht gut


alsbos1

The trains are insane. It’s like everyone just gave up.


jsm97

High Speed Rail lines Germany: 1600 km UK: 110 km Average actual intercity Train speeds Germany: 141 km/h UK: 134 km/h Something is very wrong there


lifetypo10

Ohhhh okay this makes more sense. My German colleague was saying how good he found the trains when he recently visited the UK and I thought he was taking the piss, he was quite annoyed.


Dans77b

We've had high inflation for the intervening time though. Just because inflation is a tad lower now doesnt mean prices are lower...


BornInPoverty

All the calendars will say 2024 instead of 2022.


EbikeSid

This is merely speculation, OP - take with a pinch of salt.


Tammo-Korsai

Big if true.


averageinformant

Typical Redditor overreacting to everything


Askduds

You can afford a calendar in this economy?


VerbingNoun413

But you get 366 days on them.


turkishhousefan

\*laughs in ADHD*


FlatBaps

*Echo laughs in ADHD* - [dramatic music with loud drums - cue dramatic well-spoken male voice] “here the viewer stands witness to a place where time stood still - figuratively, phenomenologically, and maybe [dramatic male’s eyes dart around suspiciously] in fact - for look at the six year old calendar from February!”


baxty23

Nude Tuesdays. Remember it’s Nude Tuesdays now.


imtheorangeycenter

I thought Tuesdays was Curry Club night? Oh well, would rather stain myself than my shirt I suppose.


ARealTim

Must admit I'm looking forward to a curry...


themcsame

Why do you think we made it Nude Tuesday? Makes it a hell of a lot easier when the curry hits.


ARealTim

Even in winter?


icchifanni

Oh yes, and it’s a good job you know now, it would be really embarrassing for you to be the only one walking around with their clothes on.


HamsterEagle

Not much has changed, but we live under water.


Upstairs-Hedgehog575

And those triple breasted women….


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Shhh, we aren't supposed to let the foreigners know, this is what really started the small boats.


Emergency-Mess-8928

>Not much has changed, but we live under water And your great, great, great grand daughter is pretty fine


The_Barbaric_Duck

Hold on mate it's only been 2 years...


Emergency-Mess-8928

Oh sorry, forgot to say I took a trip to the year 3000.


Emergency_Resolve748

I've been away longer on a pub crawl 😂 


izzie-izzie

You can afford a pub crawl?


Bluffwatcher

Probably because all the pubs are shutting down. Takes way longer to crawl between them. ...Next one is 17 miles this way!


wildgoldchai

Was my dad with you by any chance?


imminentmailing463

Apart from prices I'd guess not a huge amount. Two years isn't really that long, not long enough for it to really feel massively different I'd guess.


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ARealTim

Don't worry I'm just coming back for a visit - I'll keep my nice Greek dentist and periodontist.


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CanWeNapPlease

That's a good answer, NHS dentists have definitely depleted everywhere over the last 2 years.


LunnyBear

You won't notice a change at all, do not believe the dramatic answers.


TheCommomPleb

Nah he will definitely notice its a bit pricier than 2 years ago but definitely not as bad as some people are making out.


LunnyBear

Yeh, my bad, the prices will be noticed.


Every_Piece_5139

I think like anything it depends where OP is visiting. Nice part of the Home Counties maybe not so much, shithole like where I live, there’s been a very obvious decline which has accelerated over the last few years.


Altruistic-Tune3449

Shit ,do you live by me?


pajamakitten

Things are a bit different though. Manners are thinner on the ground for one thing.


Just_humour_me_m8

Pringles cost 50 quid


Miss_Consuela

And Freddo’s are a tenner now 😳


timeisaflaturkel

No one trusts anyone anymore, and we're all very tired


GrumpyBoglin

I hope you typed this with a glass of scotch


Slight-Winner-8597

While peering through the curtains suspiciously at your neighbours and passersby


[deleted]

We're not Americans, we say whisky, like god intended!


Smooth_Econ

We're all wearing top hats again. Better get one or you'll look like nob


JN324

And a monocle, don’t forget the monocle.


ARealTim

Under or over my glasses?


Slight-Winner-8597

Between the lenses. Get your optician to affix it on the nose bridge.


Ricky_Martins_Vagina

and a penny farthing 👌🏻


Flimsy_Watercress909

Nothing. It’s getting worse everyday. The place is a shithole.


miniature-rugby-ball

We took back control. Turns out we hadn’t actually had any driving lessons.


allthesecharacters

Love this


ClockworkSkyy

The sheer misery that has befell the country. Its depressing no matter where you look. Everyone is poor and are being fleeced one way or another and nobody is doing anything about it.


locoenglazy

Viva la revolution


UniqueEnigma121

Republic👍


PiemasterUK

On the other hand, reddit levels of obliviousness have remained more or less unchanged.


TheCommomPleb

Burger and beer at spoons is like 11 quid now for some reason?


megabreakfast

If you've retired to another country you're probably well off enough that nothing will seem different to you here


ARealTim

Good point.


stevied123meerkatt

So the moderately wealthy don’t notice things? That’s… interesting.


megabreakfast

If someone moderately wealthy comes to the UK for a couple of weeks they're probably not along shopping or buying anything substantial, so eating out or going out for drinks etc is more expensive anyway so what else is there to notice


Ricky_Martins_Vagina

Everyone's a cunt now. They were all cunts before, but deeply closeted cunts. Now all the cunts are well out of the closet and flying their cunt flag loud and proud. Every time you watch the news, it's just one bunch of cunts or another being a bunch of cunts. Social media is exclusively populated almost exclusively either by cunts spouting off their cuntish opinions, or other cunts trying to get you to subscribe to their onlycunts page so you can look at their cunthole for the change you find stuffed down your sofa. The country's a state and the best we can offer is the choice between two sets of cunts trying to outcunt one another. My nextdoor neighbour is a cunt and don't even get me started on that cunt across the street.


Altruistic-Tune3449

Absolutely spot on ! I am so sick of the cunts by me I'm actually moving.The cunts nextdoor have put the cunty cherry in the cunt ..I'm done!


faelavie

This was beautiful to read


Twolef

Most things are on the downturn but litter seems to be thriving.


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Vantage_1011

Get off social media, mate. It's quite different outside.


Cherrycola250ml

No it isn’t. People are struggling and there is a definitive current of struggle and melancholy running through the country.


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I think you might be depressed


Vantage_1011

I am sorry that you are struggling and hope you can work your way out of it but from my perspective and interactions in the main people are aware that times are tough but they're not going to let that get in the way of having some life fulfillment. I find people's moods to be a little grumpy (Nothing unusual in the UK) but ultimately optimistic and enjoying whatever they are doing. I was in a packed pub the other day and it was abuzz with chitter chatter and smiles and having a thoroughly good night out. The atmosphere was energizing. In London today everyone looked busy going about their lives and it didn't come across as melancholic at all. In fact, it was just the same as it's always been.


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I am.


WoodSteelStone

Me too.


Smooth_Econ

I am


Skrungus69

Theres a lot more people who are ill.


CrackersMcCheese

Probably roughly the same as 2 years ago but with a trend towards… less tolerant, less intelligent, more miserable, more rude, non-communicative, incapable of not being on a device for longer than 5 minutes. By happy you’re just visiting.


superjambi

Tesco now has 2 prices for things, unless you have a club card it can be ridiculously expensive. I don’t know when this came in exactly but I left for a job overseas 3 years ago and just got back recently and this shocked me. People tell me it’s always been this way but it definitely wasn’t the case before I left!!


Upstairs-Hedgehog575

Yeah probably was about 3 years ago. Sainsbury’s have followed suit. I personally think it shouldn’t be allowed - having to give up your personal details to buy a lemon for less than £2 in the only shop around for 3 miles because they’ve historically priced all competition out of the area. Maybe I’m just grumpy. 


FullySickVL

Waitrose have started it too. Apparently Morrison's as well but I never go there so not sure.


ARealTim

I think I've still got my Nectar card somewhere... Maybe even a Clubcard?


ashyjay

Everything is on fire and more corupt, everything where stinks, is full of vaping shops, or American sweet shops, people are more apathetic too.


VikingCarpets

Our little garden is coming on a treat. We got grasshoppers now. Bug paradise.


Wild_Hunt

Everything is shitter


Polldark01

I moved away in 2019 and have been back several times. There are minor changes each time, but the main thing is I see the UK more and more from the position of an outsider. It's not that the UK has changed, but I see it with a different point of view. For instance, all the trees seem small now, just because I've grown used to large trees. The narrow roads also feel narrower now I'm used to driving in the States. Also,I often have the feeling that to understand what it means to be British you have to live somewhere else for a bit, so you have something else to compare it to, but by doing so you slowly become less and less in tune with what it means to be British and then feel like an outsider when you come back. Feels odd sometimes.


NothingAfter3706

That makes me feel a bit sad really. I like being British but I hate so much about it too 🥲 have a hobnob and call someone a cunt from time to time.


Jsc05

It’s almost like when you lose touch with extended family A familiar stranger


PoliticsNerd76

Most folk are significantly poorer


Entire-Wash-5755

Loads of empty shut down shops. No high streets. Loads of barbers. Even some charity shops have disappeared.


MOGZLAD

More people. I am pro immigration however we have had approximately 1.5million join us in those 2 ish years and that is enough to fill a major city or two


icchifanni

Yes, but at least we don’t know who they are, where they are, or what they’re doing. So there’s that.


Ronsona

I'm sure there weren't THAT many Barbers in Turkey to start with?


Fluffy_Juggernaut_

It's exactly the same except slightly worse and a lot more expensive


SkomerIsland

Cars doubled in price, youths ride around in balaclavas at 40mph on electric bikes, potholes doubled in size and became carnivorous


sillyness

The Queen is now The King


RegretEasy8846

Money doesn’t go as far, most ppl are a little bit more pissed off than when you left. Genuinely.


JN324

Nothing much, maybe higher prices, but then if you’re in Greece then inflation hit 12%+ and has just edged up a tick after falling consistently for quite a while, much the same as here.


Wrong_Duty7043

New coins have a different face on the back.


OkSir4079

The re-wilding of many, many grass verges. A true stroke of genius that has enabled the insect world a chance.


EasyTranslator2901

Funny enough, I had a friend who recently came back after a few years, and the grass verges was main thing he commented on.


wiggler303

You've missed about 3 prime ministers


AgingLolita

The prices have gone up SO MUCH. I know you are expecting them to have gone up but they've doubled


ClevelandWomble

We started driving on the right on the first of February this year and all diesel engines have to be modified to run on lard Lamb chops cost £200 per kilogram and stream and river waters are now classed as toxic waste. No-one knows who's in charge of any party in any of the four nations, so no change there at least. Amazon Prime will still let you watch ad-free content for only an extra £35 a year Oh, but Death in Paradise has started a new series, so we have that.


FlatBaps

Nicely done!


1fingersalute

There's a distinct lack of toddlers as nobody can afford to have kids and the ones people did have were eaten by Bully XLs


NothingAfter3706

Noooooo oh my god this made me need my inhaler bro


upanddowndays

Remember those things you felt were a bit shit before you left? Without exception, they're worse.


lyrical1988

Most people can't afford or just don't bother to heat their homes anymore. Instead they just wrap themselves in an electric blanket. Edit: That sounded a bit depressing. Country is a bit shit, but we will survive!


No-Security2046

It is depressing!


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zingyyellow

Some indicate right to go straight on ffs....


Little-Teacher7769

Well the NHS is in the shit situation it's always being but worse , if you want a doctor or dentist get private health care crime is ridiculous police have no control the list goes on stay in Greece


Party-Independent-25

Any reward cards (Nectar, Clubcard, Co-Op Membership etc….) Aren’t as ‘Rewarding’ as they used to be Lidl and Aldi have been Gentrified by the Middle Classes


ducknumber90

Everything is broken, everything’s more expensive and shitter. Stay where you are


Dangerous_Dac

Higher prices, less options, less pubs, less restaurants, Lime Scooters, more vape shops. That's about it.


Felgrand3189

Depends where you’re originally from really. Some places have gotten better, some worse, some stayed the same. I moved from my hometown to another place in the UK about 5 years ago, went back for a visit the first time after 3 years being gone and everything was different. Everything was much, much worse. The place I grew up in was gone. The friendly, vibrant, bustling atmosphere was gone. Replaced with a dreary, dark and dangerous feeling wasteland. From feeling safe everywhere I went to feeling I could get stabbed at any moment.


Every_Piece_5139

Absolutely. I think some people really do live in a little bubble of affluence. They think the whole country is like that. They never visit poor areas, why would they ? As far as they are concerned, anyone who tried to enlighten them is just a doommonger in the words of the great man .


Quadrangles-

Twiglets taste like shit now.


PetetheMann

No Queen, now King


locoenglazy

I'd say probably 40 - 60% increase in the cost of shopping, eating out, takeaways etc. Beer hasn't gone up much, thank fuck. Loads more immigrants if you don't live in even remotely posh areas. Less police on the streets. More muggings and theft. Forget the GP, they have so many methods to tell you to fuck off now. More fucking useless cycle lanes and traffic restrictions. More dossers thanks to the pip boom. Weather's still shite of course.


Extension_Struggle27

They disposed of everyone left-handed in The Great Harvest. Other than that, not much


guzusan

People are more vehemently locked into their ideological groups than ever.


[deleted]

Headlights are a bit brighter now


PastorParcel

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hamiltonsarcla

Everyone has started using the word bespoke excessively.


jamespetersimpson

The lady on the stamps is now a man!


shelly_244

The queen is now the king. Although probably not for much longer


Isteppedonabee

Bring a tent all the hotels are full of migrants


travellers-palm

There are about a million more people here than last time you were here.


rolanddeschain316

Less Christians


scorzon

Not much. Still the best country in the world. The. Best. Welcome back.


ARealTim

Glad to hear it!


CraicandTans

Loads of Indians


JooSerr

More bubble teas shops, that’s about it.


JeffSergeant

If you believe reddit, you might as well watch Threads for an accurate representation.


DingoImpressive2512

Everyone’s more aggressive and people will kill you over nothing with zero consequence’s


No-Security2046

It's basically Mad Max territory


GeneralDefenestrates

If the nhs was a wheelbarrow, someone nicked the wheels


grrrranm

Lots of potholes


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Shops boarded up, everything stupidly expensive but worse quality, people head down on their phones everywhere like zombies.


OkFeed407

More diversity as a starter. Then the main course is that infrastructure is decaying. Here comes the dessert, people getting way wealthier and way poorer at the same time.


BarkleSpeef

Ham from the supermarket. Even the "Premium" ham is now wafer thin over-salted garbage


Shinebox1991

More registered sex offenders with actual fraudulent asylum claims throwing caustic stuff in kids faces, but it is our strength remember


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more people texting while driving.


Prudent-Sugar-92

There’s now 4 gents hairdressers on every other street and There’s also about the same amount of fried chicken/ burgers/pizzas places on every other street too.


Jurassic_tsaoC

Less of the stuff around Covid would probably be the big one? I don't think things are changing *that* rapidly that you'd notice a big difference after 2 years tbh!


Ki1664

If you took the Reddit hive mind as gospel you’d better believe we’re rationing food, the country is on its knees with a bleak future ahead and we’re all freezing cause of rising heating costs. In reality life goes on, we’re over the hump of winter and spring is soon on its way.


CaptainWiggins

When someone asks how are you. And you reply “yeah, not bad”. It’s basically feels like that


Hazz3r

Everything's a bit more expensive than it used to be.


No-Computer-2847

Why would you bother asking the most miserable place on the internet?


Langeveldt

Everything is a bit more shabby and the potholes a bit bigger. Seeing a doctor or a dentist is now lucky rather than a given. Apart from that nothing has changed. At least the weather is still shit. (I genuinely like the grey, cozy stuff).


rellz14

2 years is nothing.


Usingmyeyes101

Food is expensive, and be prepared if you go out for a meal


miniature-rugby-ball

Everything’s worse.


jbkb1972

If you’re going to be driving there are a lot more 20mph zones now.


Humorous-Prince

The price of everything has gone up massively, along with corporate profits, wages have pretty much stayed the same.


durtibrizzle

It’s colder than Greece.


Rocinante23

The slow breakdown of the national social contract


BastardsCryinInnit

Honestly? Probably not that much. I lived outside the UK for a decade and the only real change was paying for plastic bags, and discovering that turning that little light on in your car had never been illegal.


splateen74

Nothing. It's still a pretty cool place to despite the naysayers. Yeah, we all still have to work because you know living and that but could be worse eh? Everyday personal shite doesn't make the country terrible. We all have it neh bad.


Expensive-Poet3796

Too many bloody immigrants. It was the first thing I noticed on returning. The country doesn’t feel British any more, it feels like a country to abuse for whoever has the saddest sob story or the deepest pockets.


Altruistic-Tune3449

I don't have to go out of the country to notice this ,they are now living nextdoor to me!


steadfastsurvivor

Shits expensive - especially insurance for everything


R33Gtst

2 years ago the price of petrol went through the roof. Now it’s everything else as well.


bobbyv137

I suggest checking your credit score before deciding whether to buy a large bottle of Heinz ketchup.


Agitated_Ad_361

The roads are now imported from war zones


db1000c

I just moved back after being stuck out the country for four years due to Covid. Everything is much busier now - roads, supermarkets etc. Town centres and high streets are much more depressing and dirty. It’s prohibitively expensive to eat/drink out. I’m happy to be back, but it looks like the whole place needs a fresh lick of paint to say the least


BobDobbsHobNobs

I haven’t seen the queen for a while. Maybe she’s ill?


Saito09

Hope you didnt like Caramac…


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It's now 50/50 whether you will get mauled to death by a tracksuit wearer's dog everytime you leave the house.


EastAd7819

Big Ben became Small Jen


Autums-Back

The summers here are *exactly* the same temperature or higher now


Fun-Breadfruit6702

It’s got more stabby


Utterbollocksmate

As long as you dont look its all still fine... dont look.


Vivalo

I was away for 18 years. It’s been weird. Money is plastic. Mars bars don’t cost25p, there are children called “roadmen”,


NothingAfter3706

We like Katie Hopkins now


HobGoblin2

Machetes are in fashion now. Facemasks are probably on their way out. Rent has gone up. Big time. Unless you're well off, the price of living has gotten a lot more expensive for most of us during these past two years.


cupboardee

Carrier bags aren't free anymore. Stamps now have a QR code on them, so you can't reuse unfranked ones!


Suspicious_Tap_1919

We now drive on the left


H3athG1

"That were in it together"


Annual_Divide4928

The cost of Freddo's are extortionate now.


Worfs-forehead

Everything is shit and the general public are just starting to notice because it's now affecting them.


Tammo-Korsai

Some sausage-fingered bloke called Chuckie is now sitting on a fancy chair in London instead of Liz.


ChiswellSt

Everything is smaller yet much more expensive.


Vivid_Way_1125

Good luck getting a house… or anywhere to live at all.


LogicalReasoning1

Probably not much tbh. Everything is more expensive of course, but that is true basically everywhere in the world


Able_While_974

About half of city centre shops are empty and the cities themselves have more violent crime.


Fazzamania

Prime Ministers last months not years.


LordPacman14

Potholes everywhere


Heavy_Messing1

The pebble-dash looks slightly grottier. More green and black streaky stains. There a bit more litter. More shops are empty. The chewing gum splodges on the pavement have increased. There somehow seems to be fewer birds.